FabSwingers.com forum: What would you be?

By *ubhunter OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

If there's any truth in re-incarnation, what animal would you come back as and why?

Me, I'm coming back as a cat, get to go out all night and when you come home, get fed and allowed to sleep all day!

Can I just say that I DON'T want to have a trip to the vets 1st!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A Chimpanzee

Then i could continue wanking all day.

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By *ubhunter OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Presumably with a crowd watching?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Yeah but none of that godawful PG Tips.

That's Parental Guidance Tips.

I am NOT blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cat so i can be a pampered pussy for a second time

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A lioness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog that doesn't get his balls snagged.

Everyone says "its a dogs life"

You get fed treats and decent food.

You get to look up womens skirts and stick your nose up there too and just get a pat on the head and a giggle.

Fart and the bloke gets the blame.

Hump someones leg if you fancy them.

Hump a teddy bear when company comes round and embarrass your owners.

Get exercised and cleaned up after.

Bite anyone that pisses you off.

Oh yes! A dogs life for me on the return trip

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I wanna be anything that hibernates in the winter and only comes out in the summer months

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wanna be anything that hibernates in the winter and only comes out in the summer months

A bi-curious bear? Or bare.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I wanna be anything that hibernates in the winter and only comes out in the summer months

A bi-curious bear? Or bare."

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not very warm at the moment so would like to be a little otter

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