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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else's other half just randomly start playing with your dick like it's a joystick? Asking for a friend

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a dick is there it's meant to be played with! I have a habit of stroking my partners cock without even thinking about it it's like it has a magnet and my hand has to touch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex gf was like that, she wouldn’t leave it alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a dick is there it's meant to be played with! I have a habit of stroking my partners cock without even thinking about it it's like it has a magnet and my hand has to touch it "

K is exactly the same

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like your playin 'Daley Thompsons Decathlon"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex gf was like that, she wouldn’t leave it alone. "

Terrible isn't it?

C

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend "

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend "

I hope Cute won't dump me for this It's his fault for having such a nice cock

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend "

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

"

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis."

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie "

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it."

That's not how I remember it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A soft and squishy dick is great to play with whilst you're watching the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it."

I've fallen asleep in chameleons with another girl and my partner at the time. We both fell asleep and he was like wtf I've made both of them fall asleep - yes he was that good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

That's not how I remember it "

Well you wouldn't... being asleep and all

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soft and squishy dick is great to play with whilst you're watching the telly."

It's not soft and squishy for a long time though

K

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

That's not how I remember it

Well you wouldn't... being asleep and all

C"

Haha. Musn't have been me he was talking about But I like the joystick thing, especially when I'm falling to sleep I like to hold it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s a willy out, my hand’s on it

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

That's not how I remember it

Well you wouldn't... being asleep and all

C

Haha. Musn't have been me he was talking about But I like the joystick thing, especially when I'm falling to sleep I like to hold it "

You just want to try a multi player game where you need more than one joystick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there’s a willy out, my hand’s on it "

#DicksOutForBlue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

That's not how I remember it

Well you wouldn't... being asleep and all

C

Haha. Musn't have been me he was talking about But I like the joystick thing, especially when I'm falling to sleep I like to hold it

You just want to try a multi player game where you need more than one joystick."

I don't think she's got the coordination

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex gf was like that, she wouldn’t leave it alone.

Terrible isn't it?

C"

I didn’t complain once, although she also used to like drifting off to sleep after sex whilst gently sucking my cock like a dummy, very hard to sleep x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I was actually dumped for this exact reason by my last boyfriend

I've had that too- I got the old will you give it a rest or my hand would snake down and he would shove it away. Should have known after the first night together and I was awake around 6 and thought I would wake him with a blowie and he pushed me away

I love being woken by a blowie but not at 6am, that's insane. Give it until at least 9am, I would dump someone for doing that on a consistent basis.

Haha it was the first night it wasn't a consistent basis

Luckily my now guy likes it when I wake him with a blowie

I did try and wake someone up by fucking her once, was a bit of a knock to the confidence when she slept through it.

That's not how I remember it

Well you wouldn't... being asleep and all

C

Haha. Musn't have been me he was talking about But I like the joystick thing, especially when I'm falling to sleep I like to hold it

You just want to try a multi player game where you need more than one joystick.

I don't think she's got the coordination

C"

Practice practice practice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there’s a willy out, my hand’s on it

#DicksOutForBlue"

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"If there’s a willy out, my hand’s on it "

What if there's more than two Willie's out? Then you're fucked.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

yeah I like it

and got told off.

no fundoing it with a dildo now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there’s a willy out, my hand’s on it

What if there's more than two Willie's out? Then you're fucked."

Form an orderly queue?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but if it's hard I use it like a drum stick against the desk

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