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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

Can I have some of your voddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new law in england n wales soapy, if ur over 65 they need to ID ya..its some korsikovs identification program....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Next time, ask to see proof that the checkout operator is old enough to SELL alcohol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get ID'd nerr nerr ne nerrrr nerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

are you sure they could even see you from the other side of the counter?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

maybe they have a rule that you have to be "so high" to buy alcohol.. just like they do to ride the good stuff at alton towers.....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?"

yuk ...no ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope your sharing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we need is some more focus groups Soapy....to explore how we can include some more of the minorities in the pursuit of said voddy...

One eyed sailors and mountebanks with a squint..do seem to be marginalised..a scandal..but thats by the by..

And there does indeed.. by all reports.seem to be some discrimination against fellas of yer ilk......its just not representitive of a wider society..

Its time to draw up some lists..you can go top...yeah !!!

Its only a token gesture mucker...I know...there tis...

Now ...if you were a woman....well....MP ?..Judge ?...barrister ?...guess the rest...

We could start a petition..I guess...there`s a thought...

2 motley swingers want equality ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happened to me and when it was my turn to be served I was never asked...I had to ask them to humour me; pisser was I'd forgotten my driving licence...thankfully she let me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

maybe they have a rule that you have to be "so high" to buy alcohol.. just like they do to ride the good stuff at alton towers.....

Or be a smooth tongued charmer to ride the good stuff at Alton Towers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

Maybe the checkout girl didn't see ya!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x"

It was frocks i tasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x"

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

You saying she cheap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

She was on about the wine dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

Fussy ain't ya?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

xx"

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

She was on about the wine dear

opps silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

You saying she cheap?

I'm NOT cheap

Easy, but not cheap

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

Fussy ain't ya?"

Me fussy ....hell yes

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

You saying she cheap?

I'm NOT cheap

Easy, but not cheap

You and me both hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand"

She needs taking more than in hand

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

You saying she cheap?

I know nothing

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand

She needs taking more than in hand

oh this could be promising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

Fussy ain't ya?"

I'll have hers after the last few days, I am due a bevy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand

She needs taking more than in hand

oh this could be promising

Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*

....reindeer mankini anyone?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand

She needs taking more than in hand

oh this could be promising

Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*

....reindeer mankini anyone?

you got the horn

or should that be horns, im easliy confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

It was frocks i tasted

You saying she cheap?

I'm NOT cheap

Easy, but not cheap

You and me both hun xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

No taste you... Red vino is lush

Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,

You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish

Frock you have taste x

Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste

My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand

She needs taking more than in hand

oh this could be promising

Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*

....reindeer mankini anyone?

you got the horn

or should that be horns, im easliy confused

I'm not sure... but I know I prefer horns to antlers (antlers could prove to be painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

....reindeer mankini anyone?

you got the horn

or should that be horns, im easliy confused

I'm not sure... but I know I prefer horns to antlers (antlers could prove to be painful

)."

opps reindeers dont have horns

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Yeah right ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?"

I forted u was me mate xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Im still waiting on me vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Im still waiting on me vodka

That's sleazy jet for ya xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day

Glass of Red?

yuk ...no ta

Fussy ain't ya?

I'll have hers after the last few days, I am due a bevy!"

Shiraz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I forted u was me mate xx

I am.

The truth will set you free!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop changing me fookin quotes xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop charging me xx

ohhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted on u me mate xx

Pervert

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over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop changing me fookin quotes xx

I did no such thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop changing me xx

ohhhh yes yes yessssssss

Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop changing me xx

ohhhh yes yes yessssssss

Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A

Didnt you know i like cheap thrills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID

Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx

I got asked for ID a couple of years back. I asked the woman on the till if she was joking, then asked her if she would like my phone number!

38 and still getting asked for ID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics

The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx

Pants on fire again babes?

I farted on u me mate xx

Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here

Stop changing me xx

ohhhh yes yes yessssssss

Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A

Didnt you know i like cheap thrills

Changing??? Is that cheaper than Charging?

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