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Things that piss me off at present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. people behind the checkouts at Tesco/Asda/Sainsbury's etc who now look at you like your 'devil incarnate' because you ask for an extra plastic carrier bag!!!!!

2 The whinging cow who says..."unexpected item in baggage area"

3 Builders who have long poles/ladders haging 6' over the end of their wagon with a tatty and dirty hi viz jacket tied to them

4 The soft arsed, do gooding PC brigade that is making this once fine country a haven for layabout, skivers, cheats, robbers etc etc who can shout 'human rights bill' and take the piss while the victims suffer....It is Great Britan NOT Rubbish Britain

5 High business bonus payout to people who fail miserably

6 Crap sex....ok, that might be my fault!

pissed off

Durham

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

mine is

1.people who say save the world save the world then get in there car to go home, arrange there holiday abroad, throw loads of food out the have not eaten .The only way we can save the world is transport to another part of the universe its being dragged into a black hole 22 million times bigger than our sun at the centre of the milky way ....long term prognosis .....fucked

2.United federalist Europe ....sorry the referendum in Ireland went the wrong way so we will have another and another till they say yes.Oh and the rest of you want a vote ....forget it.

in fact we will increase our marketing spend to 2.9 billion pounds ...which is bigger than Cokes.

3.people who think they have a divine right to have everything they want ...the only right you should have is to food , warmth and shelter and not everyone has that !!!

god i am grumpy this morning !!! but its made me feel better LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I cant find the end on the cellotape!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 Builders who have long poles/ladders haging 6' over the end of their wagon with a tatty and dirty hi viz jacket tied to them"

Lol, that is what they are supposed to do by law....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know, I'm a Group H&S Manager, but a crap piece of filthy 'once yellow' cloth/hi-viz jacket, is not good enough!!!...the idea is that you can see it!

still pissed off

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm how about this one, if your a single bloke on here you'll know what i mean.

Ok your a single guy looking for a couple for some mmf fun or a gangbang, cuck actiond, dogging, who knows...

you got to the browse section of this site

you put in your a single guy looking for a couple, with ages, anal in the interests field, postcode, you get the picture.

And what does it return???

Couples profiles that say;

***NO SINGLE MEN***

possibly repeated a few times.

Far be it from me to intrude, but wouldn't it just be easier if they didn't tick looking for men in edit profile or whatever. I don't want men so I've ticked it in mine and by jove it works for the most part. Im going to call this the fab paradox, where a couple tick looking for men in the profile then write NO SINGLE MEN etc in the profile to.

Rant over, where's my medecine

Love to you all

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it could be any old rag, just so long as it was tied to the end so that people in other vehicles could percieve how far it was sticking out? Maybe I'm wrong or it's changed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good point well presented, but have you tried tieing a Hi-Viz jacket to the end of your erect cock...it may attract more attention!!!

Not as pissed off now

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me at the moment, I am pissed off with Royal Mail (hope they don't have a profile on here otherwise this could be naming and shaming! lol)

They slipped a 'you weren't home' slip through the door, when I was sat at home and heard the guy doing it. He didn't even knock!!

Now I have contacted them 3 times to get them to re-deliver, and they haven't showed up. The most annoying part is, I wasn't expecting anything to be delivered, so I have no idea what it is, or who to contact if they have lost it (which to me it sounds like they have).

Grrrrrrrrrr, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually it may well be, I was waffling a bit there lol, not in transport....HOWEVER, when I'm PM...it will have to be a bright yellow one

Hardly pissed off at all now

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good point well presented, but have you tried tieing a Hi-Viz jacket to the end of your erect cock...it may attract more attention!!!

Not as pissed off now

Durham"

Now that ain't a bad idea! lol. Although I'm not sure mine sticks out far enough to present a problem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes, I had heard that rumour lol, I have the same bloody problem mate, although I have had a few woman reverse onto it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I've had that problem too! lol. Well at least they didn't drive up the back of you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No true lol, though have had a few offers on here even though I'm straight...but guess I would have to have the 'beep beep beep beep beep' fitted to my arse for reversing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a 'wide load' sign? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, you saw that photo eh???..may need scaffolding to actually come to think of it lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

people who get to the top of stairs or an escalator and stop dead to decide which direction they are going !

grrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice wide road.. daylight you come to an open junction and they stop lol.. not just stop but wait for something.. a postcard maybe but nothing coming.. nothing in sight even but then after waiting.. a car bus lorry finally comes so they pull out lol...

Grrrr lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the queue in the shop.. One checkout open and all at it.. No ones fault but then the old dear in front wants to chat about all and sundry to the operator while trying desperately to find the right change in the bottom of the deep deep deep handbag...

Grrrrrr lol..

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

oh yes, the queue thing does my head in too ... tho i find myself then trying to imagine what someones life is like from the items in their baskets !

i know... i'm sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old biddies who choose to do their supermarket shopping at peak times.

They have all day, all week to do it, but for some reason they choose to wait till Friday evening when everyone's just finished work and rushing around gettin in the grub for the weekend before heading home for a bath, food and a well deserved rest

Oh and ...... people in disbility scooters who think the rules of the road (or the footpath) don't apply to them Grrrrrrrr !

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im generally of the laid back variety who just goes with the flow....I leave the getting pissed off stuff to Rob cos hes so good at it! road rage supermarket rage cold caller rage he gets it all lol

One little thing fr me though is people who don't use their indicators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yes, the queue thing does my head in too ... tho i find myself then trying to imagine what someones life is like from the items in their baskets !

i know... i'm sad "

We do that lol....

Then hide the fookin chocs in case others do lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The relatively new American 'cool' term: "My Bad" ... grrr... that so fucking iritates me!

It's like they are trying to find a cool way of saying "I fucked up, please excuse me" and making it cool to get it wrong. I can imagine the bankers at a govt inquiry after three hours of explaning how they fucked up the country's finances ending it a 'oh well, my bad' ... grrrr..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One little thing fr me though is people who don't use their indicators"

Don't get me started on road users! Not indicating, indicating when they are already in the lane that turns off, people sitting in the fast lane when they aren't overtaking, people going 20 in 30's....

oops, think I did just start

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Yep!! sit back and take a chill pill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One little thing fr me though is people who don't use their indicators

Don't get me started on road users! Not indicating, indicating when they are already in the lane that turns off, people sitting in the fast lane when they aren't overtaking, people going 20 in 30's....

oops, think I did just start "

That would be me you're having a pop at then huh?

'Cept for the 20/30mph bit I'm guilty of all of the above lol ..

I sit in the fast lane because tbh, its the safest place to be. You get dozy old gits drifting between the slow and middle lanes then twats that shouldn't really be on the motorway at all pulling out into the fast lane just as you are roaring up behind to overtake - for some reason they think they can't wait for you to go past and have to pull out ahead of you - even when they can see in their mirrors that there is fuck all behind you!!

..And continental lorry drivers!!! Fuck me, I'd shoot the bloody lot of them. Don't they know that even though it says 'tear along the dotted line' on their driver's licence it doesn't actually mean cover two fucking lanes for ten miles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh the speed camera thing lol....

you get near and they all go 10 mph under just in case ff's lol...

then speed up then slow down then up then down.. then up .........

Yeah irritating as fluck lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND...... lol..

All the people that use the BMW lane on the M1... Cheeky or what lol...

...................... i'm off now lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, well so long as you move out of the way if someone does want to overtake you...

Yeah that one about people pulling out in front of you does my head in too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always tell my driver, get me to my meeting ASAP...so sorry if he cuts a few corners on the way, pun intended!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh the speed camera thing lol....

you get near and they all go 10 mph under just in case ff's lol...

then speed up then slow down then up then down.. then up .........

Yeah irritating as fluck lol...."

Yeah and the people that slow down for the camera markings, when the camera was only there when road works were going on, and are now obsolete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See....

I got started now...

Another thing that really really gets my goat lol...

You see a dead sexy hot couple.. the ad is dead nice.. Both good looking...

And they don't mail us... Grrrrrrr lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, now thats hardly one to get annoyed about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, now thats hardly one to get annoyed about..."

Depends how horny they look lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single guy threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"single guy threads"

then y post in it

1 fed up with time wasters

2.females that say no single guys when they have it tick on their profile {confused}.

3 .no more more meets but they actually meet others

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral

I have a feeling one of mine will make me extremely unpopular, but what the hell.

People bitching about the Police targetting "easy target" motorists!! The people who say they should go and catch "real criminals". This really gets my goat!! If you are speeding, using your mobile, no seatbelt etc then you are, by virtue, a criminal! The law is there and you are breaking it. Don't berrate the Police - they are merely enforcing what the Government tell them to enforce.

If one of these "non criminal" speeders knocked over and injured/killed one of your loved ones then you would soon be bitching that the Police should do more - they can't win!!

Just for the record, while I'm at it, the proceeds from the speeding tickets and Gatso's etc does NOT got towards the Police Xmas do. They only get their operational costs from it - the rest goes to the Government!

*steps off soapbox*

I may be back later with another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The relatively new American 'cool' term: "My Bad" ... grrr... that so fucking iritates me!

It's like they are trying to find a cool way of saying "I fucked up, please excuse me" and making it cool to get it wrong. I can imagine the bankers at a govt inquiry after three hours of explaning how they fucked up the country's finances ending it a 'oh well, my bad' ... grrrr.."

i'm with you on that one our youngest says it every 5 mins as if it excuses anything he says or does the other that drove me crazy but i think i've actually stopped him doin was continually saying "lol" it was like he could say anything he wanted as long as he said "lol" at the end of it wouldn't of been so bad but he never even had a smile on his face never mind being in fits of laughter ffs

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People bitching about the Police targetting "easy target" motorists!! The people who say they should go and catch "real criminals". This really gets my goat!! "

I didnt know you had a goat Wench...got any pics? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what about those funny folk who moan about "stuff " in forums..even swinging ones ?

God they p**s me off .

(Oops..Just done it myself ).

xx

Anyway..Back to "timewasters", "single guys who can't read ", "badly written, negative profiles" & "nobody every replies to mail or meets anymore " & other interesting ( yawn) topics .

Mwaaaah xxxxx

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral


"I didnt know you had a goat Wench...got any pics? lol"

It's more of a GoatBoy than an actual Goat per se. That will only make sense to any Bill Hicks fans. Fussier - I do indeed but you have to come here to see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" They only get their operational costs from it - the rest goes to the Government!"

I have no problem with your main point, but more money going to the government!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"single guy threads

then y post in it

1 fed up with time wasters

2.females that say no single guys when they have it tick on their profile {confused}.

3 .no more more meets but they actually meet others"

Lol wasn't aware that this was a single man thread but we suppose that it has been hijacked by the same whinges. Just saying what annoys us - maybe messaging people as if they were real people rather than objects would solve all your moans but seeing as everything is so self centred we figure that any advice will be dismissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me at the moment, I am pissed off with Royal Mail (hope they don't have a profile on here otherwise this could be naming and shaming! lol)

They slipped a 'you weren't home' slip through the door, when I was sat at home and heard the guy doing it. He didn't even knock!!

Now I have contacted them 3 times to get them to re-deliver, and they haven't showed up. The most annoying part is, I wasn't expecting anything to be delivered, so I have no idea what it is, or who to contact if they have lost it (which to me it sounds like they have).

Grrrrrrrrrr, lol"

LOL its the sex toy that your secret admirer has sent you for Valentines!

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral

When I used to smoke, horrid shell suited freaks saying in a fake scouse accent "ay mate, 'av ya gorra spare ciggy?" - NO!! I bought 20 because I wanted to smoke 20, not 19 and 1 spare just in case you wanted one!

Shell suits/track suits - they were bad in the 80's and they are no different now.

Girls who wear said shell suits that are obviously 2 or 3 sizes too small for them - your arse looks like 2 rottweillers fighting in a pillow case!! (an insult to rotty's, I'm sorry).

The "walk" said shell suited freaks have - you look like you have shat yourself!

White chavs talking "black innit" - get a fookin grip! You sound even more stupid than you look!

People who don't take the stickers off the bottom of their new shoes.

Mothers on buses that screech "fookin shurrup" at their children - ask them nicely to be quiet or at least try to ascertain WHY they are crying!! Is it any wonder some children don't know how to talk to others properly when you talk, sorry - shout - AT them like they are an inconvenience to your life!

People who smack their kids across the head, then give me a mouthful of abuse because I told them off. How about I find someone that is 5 times your size to smack you round the head and lets see if you like it!!!

*and breathe*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it out ..& breathe again.

You know you can get through this.

xx

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral

Adverts for products that say they are "New and Improved!"

If it's new, it's not improved! If it's improved, it's not new!

*can somebody help me catch my inner bitch please - she's on a rampage*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to give you a chill pill but can't get the celephane wrapper off.

Sorry .

Again, breath in, hold & let go ..

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I used to smoke, horrid shell suited freaks saying in a fake scouse accent "ay mate, 'av ya gorra spare ciggy?" - NO!! I bought 20 because I wanted to smoke 20, not 19 and 1 spare just in case you wanted one!"

Yeah, I really hate that too. I normally take another drag and calmly tell them "sorry, I don't smoke"...by the time they have worked out what happened you are half way down the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok new here, infact first post so hope ive done this right!

ok so to answer the thread.

1. Why do the adverts always come on when ive returned from a visit to the bathroom

2. Why is the post man always come early with bills but when your awaiting something he always comes late

3. Whenever ever liverpool play - my hubby shouts at the telly every time and everytime he scares the crap outta me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok new here, infact first post so hope ive done this right!

ok so to answer the thread.

1. Why do the adverts always come on when ive returned from a visit to the bathroom

2. Why is the post man always come early with bills but when your awaiting something he always comes late

3. Whenever ever liverpool play - my hubby shouts at the telly every time and everytime he scares the crap outta me lol"

hi hun

*waves*

nice to see a familiar face

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Well done on your first post lol

Number 3 on your list? my hubby does that and it has the same effect on us! and probably on our neighbours and they're deaf!

The times ive nearly chucked the laptop up in the air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really pisses me off that a year consists of only 12 months.

Why can a year not have 24 months ? That way Christmas won't come round so bloody often

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

What really pisses me off???

The people behind the checkout in supermarkets who declare "you do know that is raw fish"

when I'm buying sushi.

Well duh!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really pisses me off that a year consists of only 12 months.

Why can a year not have 24 months ? That way Christmas won't come round so bloody often"

I like that... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just dunkin my malted milk in my coffee and it broke off and dropped in...I am really pissed off!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was just dunkin my malted milk in my coffee and it broke off and dropped in...I am really pissed off!!!!!!!!!!"

Serves ya right ya heathen!!... biscuit dunking is a waste of both a good biscuit AND a good cup of coffee... if we were supposed to eat soggy biscuits they'd sell them as breakfast cereal wouldn't they ... hehehe (I've always hated dunked biscuits ever since I was a kid and drank a cup of tea with a biscuit lying in the bottom of it, YUK!)

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over a year ago


"Was just dunkin my malted milk in my coffee and it broke off and dropped in...I am really pissed off!!!!!!!!!!

Serves ya right ya heathen!!... biscuit dunking is a waste of both a good biscuit AND a good cup of coffee... if we were supposed to eat soggy biscuits they'd sell them as breakfast cereal wouldn't they ... hehehe (I've always hated dunked biscuits ever since I was a kid and drank a cup of tea with a biscuit lying in the bottom of it, YUK!)"

Im retching!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When people complain that lifes hard, hard compared to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could take over the page here but I'll refrain - lol

My current pet hates are:-

* people who can't read

* rude comments when you say 'thanks, but I'm not interested'

* men who seem to be either sat on their brains or have it in their hands as they type

Apologies to the genuine folk here but just getting a tad pissed off with some people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just going to say hi and waves to all lol as im a very friendly helpful checkout girl... (what have i done lol)

please be gentle with me lmao

dee

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By *cite6662002Couple
over a year ago

glos

with half the county on 3 day week

we will still pay the council over the top pension for them

and there 25 sick days that they take as holidays

council workers take use as mugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The relatively new American 'cool' term: "My Bad" ... grrr... that so fucking iritates me!

It's like they are trying to find a cool way of saying "I fucked up, please excuse me" and making it cool to get it wrong. I can imagine the bankers at a govt inquiry after three hours of explaning how they fucked up the country's finances ending it a 'oh well, my bad' ... grrrr.."

Talking of Americanisms,when are they going to get it in their thick heads that "Whats up" is not a feckin greeting? If they must use our phrases,at least use them in their correct context.Also that bloody thing they say when someone says for instance "Have you got one of these?" and they reply "Yes I do".Wankers,its "Yes I HAVE".Its even creeping over here now,along with such gems as "Can I get a beer?",of course you bloody well can,your in a soddin pub idiot,try reverting back to "A pint please",bloody muppets.

Trace & Ric

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhhh yet ANOTHER chain text has just been sent to me, thats three in two days. Starts off with a really nice message, then says send this to at least 10 ppl, if you get so many replies one is this that or the other. I don't need anyone to tell me I'm this that or the other, I already know I'm Wuverly lolol X;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was just dunkin my malted milk in my coffee and it broke off and dropped in...I am really pissed off!!!!!!!!!!

Serves ya right ya heathen!!... biscuit dunking is a waste of both a good biscuit AND a good cup of coffee... if we were supposed to eat soggy biscuits they'd sell them as breakfast cereal wouldn't they ... hehehe (I've always hated dunked biscuits ever since I was a kid and drank a cup of tea with a biscuit lying in the bottom of it, YUK!)"

there is an art form to dunkin....yes granted i havent quite mastered it yet...malted milk exist to be dunked!! lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I stood outside wilkinsons at 8am waiting for them to open after 10 minutes i realized they had changed opening times to 9am. Why cant they have it on a 4ft board right in front of where i can see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood outside wilkinsons at 8am waiting for them to open after 10 minutes i realized they had changed opening times to 9am. Why cant they have it on a 4ft board right in front of where i can see it"

I collect my new specs on Thursday Karen, fancy coming along and choosing a new pair for yourself with a stronger perscription. lollol

Only kidding sweety.xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow a place to rant about everyday stuff which annoys you. Ooh i am in my element.

~ My local 'shop' which seems to be a place to go to look at the spaces on the shelves where stuff to buy "should" have been. Also their staff are so slow that i often wonder if i should just hop behind the counter and serve myself!

~ Bars in my town centre that have doormen who won't let you in because you are wearing the wrong trainers/clothes/just don't look right. I am somewhat 'alternative' in look, so why shouldn't i dress however i want? So long as i don't look like a tramp, what does it matter if i don't look like the 'norm'?!

~ Why do i always seem to buy the loaf of bread which goes off within a day?!I check the dates on it and everything, but then it sits in my cupboard and before i'm halfway through it, it's dead.

~ Whenever i paint my nails, there is always a phone call/someone at the door? This results in a shuffled attempt to open the door/answer the phone and hold it my ear, without making my new varnish all tacky and messy.

~ What is with the anti-smoking sentiment in the UK now? I can't even smoke outside without some person coughing loudly when walking past me, or giving me a look like i'm shooting up in front of them or something. Smoking is still legal in this country. It is my choice to smoke, so let it go people!!

~ Why can't people grasp the fact that we are only looking for bisexuals on here...on anywhere we are registered to? It's not like we haven't made it obvious.

~ By that token, what is with single straight men telling us they are bi in their pm?! Can't help but find it sad that they either can't be truthful on the profile, or that they are that desparate that they will 'fake' the bi thing to get there. Tch.

~ The people we like the most, they somehow become our 'friend', which would be all well and good if the sex was happening too. Grrr.

Phew, i feel better now.

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over a year ago

Having just come back from ASDA,those bloody serve yourself checkouts.You can't get through the buggers "You have something in the baggage area" or whatever it is it keeps saying.I went to it to save time too,get rid and put more checkouts on.

Ric

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over a year ago


"Having just come back from ASDA,those bloody serve yourself checkouts.You can't get through the buggers "You have something in the baggage area" or whatever it is it keeps saying.I went to it to save time too,get rid and put more checkouts on.

Ric

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Tsk... technophobe!

The machine is trying to tell you that you've left something in the baggage area or it could even have been your bag/keys/wallet etc... I use them all the time without any difficulties at all, although Siren thinks there is a little R2D2 type person in there specifically employed to wait for her and cause her as much mayhem and consternation as humanly possible although I did try and argue that it isn't The Generation Game and the machine won't remember at the end what you've bought as it works on logic you see. hehehe

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over a year ago

That everytime I have a bit of spare cash to treat myself with something breaks!! at the moment its the fridge/freezer and ive just noticed the exhaust on the car is a bit dodgy

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over a year ago

Been there! Done that!

First it was the boiler: £200 for some monkey to come round and NOT fix it, ended up signing up to B.Gas for £30/month grrrr....

The microwave is cooked too.... £50 for a new bit that makes it actually microwave stuff.... grrrr....

It comes in threes so I'm now wondering what's next... or is that unlucky? Am I on the right thread here?

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over a year ago

Well if it does come in threes we best get on the other thread or both go into the corner and cry

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over a year ago


"hmmm how about this one, if your a single bloke on here you'll know what i mean.

Ok your a single guy looking for a couple for some mmf fun or a gangbang, cuck actiond, dogging, who knows...

you got to the browse section of this site

you put in your a single guy looking for a couple, with ages, anal in the interests field, postcode, you get the picture.

And what does it return???

Couples profiles that say;

***NO SINGLE MEN***

possibly repeated a few times.

"

Well we do that becasue most men don't listen (Like allways, oooh im gonna get told off by theboyfriend when he see's this)

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over a year ago

My latest thing to moan about is the guy (who i cannot name and shame unfortunately) who, when pressed further on his sexuality, said that he didn't fancy men. I mean, at WHAT point did he think my husband would be happy with that?! That this guy only really wanted to be a bloke in the context of a mmf situation, but that didn't "really" fancy him?! How fair is that to the man i love?!! Tch.

Oh and upon suggesting this was unfair, i got a snippy message back off the guy calling me 'strange' (and how!) and telling ME to get real!!! i couldn't even defend my reasons because the twat blocked me. Grrrrr.

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"My latest thing to moan about is the guy (who i cannot name and shame unfortunately) who, when pressed further on his sexuality, said that he didn't fancy men. I mean, at WHAT point did he think my husband would be happy with that?! That this guy only really wanted to be a bloke in the context of a mmf situation, but that didn't "really" fancy him?! How fair is that to the man i love?!! Tch.

Oh and upon suggesting this was unfair, i got a snippy message back off the guy calling me 'strange' (and how!) and telling ME to get real!!! i couldn't even defend my reasons because the twat blocked me. Grrrrr."

its such a shame you can't say who it was.

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over a year ago

Isn't it indeed. Well i reported him for abuse. Some people don't take rejection well. Also, a lot of guys really don't like being reminded that they might actually be into men. Easy for them when horny, but outside of sex, i think they just can't handle it. Shame really.

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