FabSwingers.com forum: Jim/Shane'll Fix It

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just read in today's paper that there's going to be a one-off Jim'll Fix It hosted by Shane Ritchie - kids'll email instead of write in and it got the convo going in the office of did you ever write to Jim and if you could write to Shane for an Adult version, what would you ask for?

Flippant/filthy replies only please, this is a swinging site!

1976 (approx) I wrote requesting to meet Donny Osmond

2011 - I would request a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant or a FFM with James and Ola Jordan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna pass.. I've been mentally scarred ever since Jim fixed it for me to go camping with Gary Glitter in '74

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 hours with Robin Winsor please. nuf said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stuck on a desert island with johnny depp the posibilities are endless

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

2011 - I would request a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant

I'm with you on that one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo a MMF with Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue please......and have a packed lunch on a roller coaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have sex with two doctors in a hospital.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

Oi......

Half pint....

I'm not taking the rip.........

I'm treating them as pieces of meat

I'd shag 'em both.

Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

Oi......

Half pint....

I'm not taking the rip.........

I'm treating them as pieces of meat

I'd shag 'em both.

Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them

Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Have also had the theme tune in my head all fecking day long.....

Your letter was only the start of it

1 letter and now you're a part of it

now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you

and you and you

Just thought I'd put it in everyone else's head too

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ola Jordan and karma tointen

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Ola Jordan and karma tointen "

Invite me, James and Artem as well and I reckon we'd have some fun

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ermmmm a night with Mick from TOWIE yum yum

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

Oi......

Half pint....

I'm not taking the rip.........

I'm treating them as pieces of meat

I'd shag 'em both.

Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them

Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??

No no no ya daft woman.

John Barrowman and David Tennant....

Dear Shane Will Fix It

Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....

I'll have ya gonads for breakfast

Yours sincerely

Maddie x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Dear Shane. Please will you fix it for me to attend the World Gangbang Championship and have a game stab at breaking Lisa Sparks record of 919 men in a day. Thanks!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

Oi......

Half pint....

I'm not taking the rip.........

I'm treating them as pieces of meat

I'd shag 'em both.

Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them

Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??

No no no ya daft woman.

John Barrowman and David Tennant....

Dear Shane Will Fix It

Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....

I'll have ya gonads for breakfast

Yours sincerely

Maddie x

Dear Shane

If Maddie beats me to John and David, you're gonads will be the least of your worries.....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx

Oi......

Half pint....

I'm not taking the rip.........

I'm treating them as pieces of meat

I'd shag 'em both.

Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them

Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??

No no no ya daft woman.

John Barrowman and David Tennant....

Dear Shane Will Fix It

Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....

I'll have ya gonads for breakfast

Yours sincerely

Maddie x

Dear Shane

If Maddie beats me to John and David, you're gonads will be the least of your worries.....

Wanna share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share my arse madone they both MINE xx

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Share my arse madone they both MINE xx

Keep your hands and bits off Soapy, miiiiiiinnne xxxx

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