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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What are you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. And not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good evening jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening jim!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. Your the first poster on this tardy thread. Congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.

Fellas.

TV/TSs.

Pretty Ladies.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. Your the first poster on this tardy thread. Congratulations!"

woooo I'm never first for anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.

Fellas.

TV/TSs.

Pretty Ladies. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc. It's only just got dark.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!"

Estella!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.

Fellas.

TV/TSs.

Pretty Ladies.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc. It's only just got dark. "

Lol. I know! It's a big thing for us vampires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!! "

I’m in such a silly mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood. "

God help us

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic."

Tut tut, can you cook?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. Your the first poster on this tardy thread. Congratulations!

woooo I'm never first for anything!"

You're a firster now. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i like ironing very relaxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss Merlot. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. What have you been up to today? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening Jim x

evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.

Fellas.

TV/TSs.

Pretty Ladies.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc. It's only just got dark.

Lol. I know! It's a big thing for us vampires. "

Roll on October!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic.

Tut tut, can you cook? "

I can warm things up.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway."

Nah...you're probably right Jim...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i like ironing very relaxing"

Step away from the board!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i like ironing very relaxing"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. You could become a professional ironer. Get paid to relax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening Jim x

evening all x"

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sultry. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway.

Nah...you're probably right Jim... "

I'm not often wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i like ironing very relaxing

Step away from the board!... "

Leave Voddy alone, she enjoys it.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesvening, Kirkie. Why is it going to bed sometimes feels like hard work?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing."

. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx"

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/06/18 22:59:02]"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Micky. You don't say.

Welcome to a tardy nocturnal thread. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway.

Nah...you're probably right Jim...

I'm not often wrong."

I know this....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes "

I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes "

Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help."

Smother me in the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellloooooo Jim.... I’m perving tonight and wondering whether to explore a woman’s body... and it also seems I don’t have a very good sense of humour so I need my funny bone checking too...

Hope you have a FAB evening

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes

Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ? "

That’s for the girls to know.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.

Smother me in the stuff. "

*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands*

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians "

Well, you know, if you are offering......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellloooooo Jim.... I’m perving tonight and wondering whether to explore a woman’s body... and it also seems I don’t have a very good sense of humour so I need my funny bone checking too...

Hope you have a FAB evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. Wonder no more, try a woman, they're great! You should have two funny bones.

Right back at ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes

Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ?

That’s for the girls to know......."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening...

Been out drinking gin....

Now home drinking gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read Mrs blue eyes

Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ?

That’s for the girls to know......."

My vivid imagination can barely manage at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians

Well, you know, if you are offering......"

I'd happily risk the back surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.

Smother me in the stuff.

*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands*"

Thank you my love

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians

Well, you know, if you are offering......

I'd happily risk the back surgery "

I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening...

Been out drinking gin....

Now home drinking gin "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunrise. They wouldn't make so much if wasn't meant to be imbibed. I suspect you won't be seeing tomorrow's sunrise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sweeps in*

I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.

Smother me in the stuff.

*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands*

Thank you my love "

You're welcome.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians

Well, you know, if you are offering......

I'd happily risk the back surgery

I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long! "

Would i need a neurosurgeon?.

Oh sod it, come here and i'll carry you up the stairs and tuck and or fuck you in x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Are we all happy bunnies this evening then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin...

Someone mentioned before can we have an edit button ! Same as the delete one !!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful

*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx

Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.

Must book opticians

Well, you know, if you are offering......

I'd happily risk the back surgery

I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long!

Would i need a neurosurgeon?.

Oh sod it, come here and i'll carry you up the stairs and tuck and or fuck you in x "

Depends how bad your back was! You look strong, I’m sure you’ll be fine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we all happy bunnies this evening then?"

I'm certainly happy to see you. Did you get any sunshine today?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?"

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admin...

Someone mentioned before can we have an edit button ! Same as the delete one !!"

Somebody's getting excited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day? "

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us "

Sorry, I disappeared after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening sexy Fabbers !xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we all happy bunnies this evening then?

I'm certainly happy to see you. Did you get any sunshine today?"

Not really it was more hazy than anything,fingers crossed for tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us

Sorry, I disappeared after that! "

We're all waiting for the silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us

Sorry, I disappeared after that!

We're all waiting for the silly."

Now I feel under pressure!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening sexy Fabbers !xxx"

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UHB. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we all happy bunnies this evening then?

I'm certainly happy to see you. Did you get any sunshine today?

Not really it was more hazy than anything,fingers crossed for tomorrow."

Oh balls. When I used to be a sunbather I would sunbathe on a hazy day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us

Sorry, I disappeared after that!

We're all waiting for the silly.

Now I feel under pressure!! "

I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

Reprobates

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day."

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Evening owls, how is everyone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow "

Yes you are.

I might do it again tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening owls, how is everyone tonight? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cumbrian. I'm hot.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow "

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates "

Peachy! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Up yer Saturday bum.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you "

It slipped out, so to speak

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

Peachy! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Up yer Saturday bum. "

I'm wonderful right now. Back up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you "

Let Babs wank!

I think I've put Estella off her stroke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

Peachy! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Up yer Saturday bum.

I'm wonderful right now. Back up your bum"

Fantastic. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us

Sorry, I disappeared after that!

We're all waiting for the silly.

Now I feel under pressure!!

I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense."

Noc Non is unruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

Let Babs wank!

I think I've put Estella off her stroke."

*nothing* puts me off my stroke!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

Peachy! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Up yer Saturday bum.

I'm wonderful right now. Back up your bum

Fantastic. Thanks!"

Oohhh you spoil me you do

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

Let Babs wank!

I think I've put Estella off her stroke."

Jim!!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

It slipped out, so to speak "

Babs!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*

Evening!

Estella!!!

I’m in such a silly mood.

God help us

Sorry, I disappeared after that!

We're all waiting for the silly.

Now I feel under pressure!!

I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense.

Noc Non is unruined "

Yeah, YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

Let Babs wank!

I think I've put Estella off her stroke.

*nothing* puts me off my stroke!"

I know. And I knew you'd say that.

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By *amespr78Man
over a year ago

neath

Good evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?

that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?

I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.

I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.

Not going until next year thank goodness.

That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow

Babs!!!!!

What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you

Let Babs wank!

I think I've put Estella off her stroke.

Jim!!!! "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

Destiny's Child - Say My Name (Official Video) - YouTube

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I think Sister Lisa will be busy today, disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my fellow 39 year old James brother from another mother. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Sister Lisa will be busy today, disgraceful "

Yeah, busy wankin'.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I think Sister Lisa will be busy today, disgraceful

Yeah, busy wankin'."

Jim!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Sister Lisa will be busy today, disgraceful

Yeah, busy wankin'.

Jim!!!!! "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!"

I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Let's see if anyone has any ideas on this brain teaser.

Why do they call it sand? Is it because it's between the sea and the land?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!

I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow "

Phorid, sounds horid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching assault on precinct 13.classic

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Let's see if anyone has any ideas on this brain teaser.

Why do they call it sand? Is it because it's between the sea and the land? "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!

I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow

Phorid, sounds horid. "

They're harmless enough, they just annoy the fuck out of me by fluttering about in front of ma tv and computer monitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im watching assault on precinct 13.classic"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dash. I meant to record that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. x"

Hey gorgeous. How do? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim

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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago

Airdrie


"i like ironing very relaxing"

I find that weird. For me it’s a chore - might be why I don’t do it very often. Drip dry works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking in in order to be able to check out.

Good night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why did I sign up to a extra shift on a Sunday! After coming out a club in the early hours!! WHY!!! bedtime cannot come quick enough

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