FabSwingers.com forum: The ‘sweeping statements’ thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leave your best sweeping statements below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All, not some, but ALL Audi / BMW drivers are arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All, not some, but ALL Audi / BMW drivers are arseholes.

All!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are no gay men in Russia, not even one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rubber wonderbroom is a great piece of kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no gay men in Russia, not even one

You’re obsessed with gay men, anything you want to tell us ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists are pricks......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are no gay men in Russia, not even one

You’re obsessed with gay men, anything you want to tell us ?

I just did

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

All black men are VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Peacocks are gay.

Not bisexual, gay. Gay as a fruit basket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......"

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Peacocks are gay.

Not bisexual, gay. Gay as a fruit basket.

When they do that display thing with the feathers out , that’s there equivalent of a dick pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......"

True, I’m one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red hair = no knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Asian men have tiny Dsssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women love me

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Red hair = no knickers

Red hair = moody cranky short fuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blondes are highly intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

True, I’m one."

A prick or a cyclist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

True, I’m one."

We know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All black women are freaks in the bedroom

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

England will walk it to the Final

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

All single women on Fab are men in disguise.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Ginger blokes all smell of wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

True, I’m one.

We know

Surprised you aren’t one, you would fit in so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bisexuals will f*ck anything that moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting

or lol makes everything you say funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Putting

or lol makes everything you say funny."

I do it as a nervous habit cos if I don’t people think I’m being aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single people aren’t swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White men cant jump

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Waterproof mascara isn't spunky smudge proof

xxxxx Suzi

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Single people aren’t swingers "

That's true. We just have a high sex drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Putting

or lol makes everything you say funny.

I do it as a nervous habit cos if I don’t people think I’m being aggressive "

Of course, but this is the sweeping statement thread, thus it's not a totally accurate statement! .....

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Men who cant accomodate are married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All black men are VWE"

Amen sister !

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Germany have kicked off against Sweden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All coppers are bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bald men are shit in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf is a real spo...gfkkexdd error, error!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men and women on fab are gagging for it

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Blondes have more fun....

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

All men on fab will shag anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingers are the last minority it’s okay to take the piss out of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women have the smallest cocks in the shape of clit

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Men with large feet have large shlongers....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red hair = no knickers

Red hair = moody cranky short fuse"

Yep that's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men with large feet have large shlongers....!!

Is it true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no-one likes to be generalised about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who cant accomodate are married

Ditto women

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fat women are real women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat women are real women

With amazing personalities

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Fat women are real women

With amazing personalities

And oh so grateful.... Eager to please

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Men with large feet have large shlongers....!!

Is it true? "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's piss!!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bees are just wasps who let themselves go.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

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Only when mad car drivers knock us of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who have more than one cat are batshit crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Putting

or lol makes everything you say funny.

I do it as a nervous habit cos if I don’t people think I’m being aggressive "

Same lmao or i put x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Pussies are us” isn’t a toy store

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topical I guess but...

All English Football Fans are d*unk hooligans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Football is so overrated

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Men who cant accomodate are married

That's why I always invite them over to have a coffee with either my son or loud housemates -whomever happens to be around at that time

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"CMaybe you should start stopping at red lights

We have a winner

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dogs can't look up.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

Good call

Yesterday evening we followed a trail of 6 cyclists through Gloucester and they ran three red lights . On the fourth set the first three ran the red light , the last three followed but the first almost got knocked off by a car which was simply driving according to the lights . I couldn’t believe it when they started shouting the odds at the driver as he drove off . A couple of cars stopped , one asked if the cyclist was ok . He was subjected to a tirade of abuse about how car drivers treat cyclists badly !!!

Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town ,

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

old guys can't get it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"old guys can't get it up."

How do you know?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

Good call

Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town , "

And how many pedestrians obey the highway code at all times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women have the smallest cocks in the shape of clit "

Oi stick to generalisations not facts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

Good call

Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town ,

And how many pedestrians obey the highway code at all times?"

Pedestrians are the most dangerous road users. Full stop.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"old guys can't get it up.

How do you know?

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your mom told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"old guys can't get it up.

How do you know?

your mom told me

It can’t be true but she is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can't multitask it's a myth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women can't multitask it's a myth

Except MFM and Gang Bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can't multitask it's a myth

Except MFM and Gang Bang

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they aren't multi tasking they are being multi used

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bitches love cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best blowjob ever.

Like fuck... You mean it was your first and only meet after being on fab in 5 months and you're desperate she asks you back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men can't get a meet on Fab or is that the exception that proves the rule?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

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maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass is greener on the other side.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The grass is greener on the other side. "

That's only cos it's made of plastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The grass is greener on the other side. "

Because it's fertilised with bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The grass is greener on the other side.

That's only cos it's made of plastic!

Technically that’s not grass, but do you happen to live in a Roman estate villa, based on your location?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money can't buy happiness.

(But I would rather cry in a Mercedes than a bus stop)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat has got 9 lives.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

All men on here are fab straight alledgly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with undersized penisis are just women with oversized clits... and vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a ninja turtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

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yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists

And very angry creatures

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 15:43:32]

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"All, not some, but ALL Audi / BMW drivers are arseholes.

Oooo ya barstool

I resemble that remark

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

All men are tarred with the same brush on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

Too many ‘are’ in your statement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 15:43:32]"

Did you want to say something?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

Too many ‘are’ in your statement

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No there's not, just poor punctuation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

Too many ‘are’ in your statement

No there's not, just poor punctuation"

I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists

And very angry creatures

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yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists

And very angry creatures

yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way

I rest my case

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

Too many ‘are’ in your statement

No there's not, just poor punctuation

I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad

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Ah well.....I shall reflect on my latest achievement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers

Too many ‘are’ in your statement

No there's not, just poor punctuation

I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad

Ah well.....I shall reflect on my latest achievement. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men are tarred with the same brush on fab. "

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

"Red hair = no knickers

I have red hair and love wearing knickers... However I do like to take them off in public! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asian men have tiny Dsssssssss"

Hahahaha Debatable

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Cyclists are pricks......

I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures

Only when mad car drivers knock us of

Maybe you should start stopping at red lights

maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of

Cyclists are cunts

yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists

And very angry creatures

yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way

I rest my case

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you should have told me before it was you that did it , or at least stopped and said hi lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 15:52:29]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asian men have tiny Dsssssssss

Hahahaha Debatable "

Did I hurt your feelings?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I shall be leaving work shortly, driving home in my Audi (not using indicators) and when there shall then be going out cycling making sure there are large tailbacks behind me with gopro at the ready to report any traffic misdemeanors.

Love you all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Them milfs ain’t loyal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Pickering.

(Not really).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are the best lickers no argument

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

The end of the world is nigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asian men have tiny Dsssssssss

Hahahaha Debatable

Did I hurt your feelings?

Nope lol

I actually think your comments threads are entertaining.. Top banter!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I A M BARRY SCOTT in drag

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You're all fucking idiots ;-D

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"All, not some, but ALL Audi / BMW drivers are arseholes.

All!"

All german car drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women rule the site

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

They're all the same, some of them.

(Also a bit oxymoronish maybe

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