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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

just eating my bacon baguette now, def not brown sauce and didn't fancy ketchup either today

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce."

see what i mean, filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

how very dare you ?

the rules are quite clear on this !

bacon = brown sauce

sausage = brown sauce

egg = red sauce

that's you two straight on the block list

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Tomato ketchup on a Sausage Sandwich

Brown Sauce on a Bacon Sandwich...

but what goes on a sausage and bacon sandwich???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomato ketchup on a Sausage Sandwich

Brown Sauce on a Bacon Sandwich...

but what goes on a sausage and bacon sandwich???

an egg !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomato ketchup on a Sausage Sandwich

Brown Sauce on a Bacon Sandwich...

but what goes on a sausage and bacon sandwich???

Tomato sauce and mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

see what i mean, filth!"
Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Tomato ketchup on a Sausage Sandwich

Brown Sauce on a Bacon Sandwich...

but what goes on a sausage and bacon sandwich???

an egg !"

LOL, love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

how very dare you ?

the rules are quite clear on this !

bacon = brown sauce

sausage = brown sauce

egg = red sauce

that's you two straight on the block list

Not sure which rules you have been reading but it clearly states in paragraph 2 sub section c in 'The Rules of Rob'

Bacon & brown sauce is the devils work.

Sausage and brown sauce is acceptable however provided there are no onions present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if you use both on the same sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x

Gagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what if you use both on the same sandwich?

ketchup

deff no bloody marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x

Gagging"
Well my mouths watering here mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x

Gagging Well my mouths watering here mmmmmmmmmm

best say no more about that lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Nope

Can't beat HP Sauce.

see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x

Sorry Jo but yes hate marmite

(Makes me cringe just looking at a jar of it...nasty stuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!

I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon brown sauce

Sausage brown sauce

Egg with mayo

Marmit with cheese xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put both on same time ...lovely stuff !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking saucists...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Think I am a bit odd as I don't like tomato ketchup, brown sauce, mustard, pickle or anything like that.

Only really like mayo and peanut butter (not that I would have that on my bacon or sausage )

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"fucking saucists..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spread hp on bread instead of butter for bacon butty less calories and still very tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!

I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry"

dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care what anyone say's it as to be brown sauce with bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!

I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry

dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet"

hahahaha only you could turn an innocent comment into filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!

I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry

dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet

hahahaha only you could turn an innocent comment into filth

its my main hobby lol x

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Brown Sauce Rules OK

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

well I know who and who not to invite round for lunch tomorrow anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .

Right bacon sandwich = red sauce

Sausage sandwich = brown sauce

Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red

Sausage and mash = brown sauce

Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce

And that my friends is the law and how I roll

Will Royal Navy RTD

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

prefer Branston pickle with my bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown Sauce Rules OK "
here hear , lol xxx i am not into Tomto the red stuff , Hot-spice in HP I just love .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact I think I'm going to go and make myself 1 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was the law

Bacon with brown sauce

Sausages with red sauce (always Heinz)

Sausage and bacon with egg (runny yolk so no sauce required)

If sauce runs out no substitutes are allowed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and Brown sauce all the way

folks who put red sauce on are the freaks tbh

Marmite mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

bacon has to be crispy with fruity sauce

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Brown sauce is the nectar of the gods. Up there alongside that other god, Marmite. It's champions on the field of battle are Pickles and Pickled Onions and its hand maidens are Lea & Perrins and Soy sauces.

Tomato sauce is the spawn of the devil and as such is the choice of children! May as well put a spoon of sugar on your food!

Just as an aside to all this and while we are thinking Marmite... 1 x piece of bread, preferably thickly sliced and thickly buttered. Marmite in a reasonable quantity spread and mixed into butter.. Peanut butter spread thickly over the top and the bread folded in half! Yummy...

(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was once in the ketchup camp regarding bacon.

But a while ago a friend introduced me to the fried onion, crispy bacon and brown sauce sandwich scene and I have to say it is a delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon cheese and brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all fools and apostates. Chilie Sauce on Everything.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce is the nectar of the gods. Up there alongside that other god, Marmite. It's champions on the field of battle are Pickles and Pickled Onions and its hand maidens are Lea & Perrins and Soy sauces.

Tomato sauce is the spawn of the devil and as such is the choice of children! May as well put a spoon of sugar on your food!

(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")

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well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx

Jo, you could be with us anytime, babe xxxx Been a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx

Jo, you could be with us anytime, babe xxxx Been a long time

"
Sure has Years i have known you two lovelys xxxxx And hope we get to meet again and in the morning have some of the brown stuff , lol on the bacon .. xxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Red sauce is nothing but odd and surplus to life in general.

The king of all sauces is Lea and Perrins but that is reserved for specialist applications such as stew, savoury mince etc

Brown sauce for bacon all the way - we see brown sauce as being more of an industrial application for food in work's time..

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx

Jo, you could be with us anytime, babe xxxx Been a long time

Sure has Years i have known you two lovelys xxxxx And hope we get to meet again and in the morning have some of the brown stuff , lol on the bacon .. xxx

Yummy! Perhaps a Jo sandwich with brown sauce lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .

Right bacon sandwich = red sauce

Sausage sandwich = brown sauce

Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red

Sausage and mash = brown sauce

Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce

And that my friends is the law and how I roll

Will Royal Navy RTD

bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment.

You do realize that wars are fought over less!!

You just be careful, we are travelling to Penzance next week and we have to pass Bodmin! There you'll be, sitting there all secure and next thing, brown sauce all over!

(But we do offer a "Brown Sauce Lickup Service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment.

You do realize that wars are fought over less!!

You just be careful, we are travelling to Penzance next week and we have to pass Bodmin! There you'll be, sitting there all secure and next thing, brown sauce all over!

(But we do offer a "Brown Sauce Lickup Service!

are u really sure its brown sauce, cos sometimes my pants have the same markings

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i like a bit of lea and perrins on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Danny Baker realises that his Sausage sandwich game has transferred to Fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

Only chavs have ketchup with bacon. Us more refined souls take HP with our pork.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

Only chavs have ketchup with bacon. Us more refined souls take HP with our pork.

I resemble that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sauce is for kids and efeminate gentlemen. Proper blokes only eat brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red sauce is for kids and efeminate gentlemen. Proper blokes only eat brown sauce

No sorry, just can't agree with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon purist here..........nae sauce!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have both red and brown on my buttie

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

bacon = brown sauce (or worcester sauce if served with eggs on a plate with bread on the side

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sausage = red sauce (oh, and it has to be Heinz)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce with Guinness in it..... On everything!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

Fekkin heathen, begone with your abomination of a sandwich!!

Its the Law..... HP sauce on bacon goddammit!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Tomato ketchup on a Sausage Sandwich

Brown Sauce on a Bacon Sandwich...

but what goes on a sausage and bacon sandwich???

Mustard, and none of that there french muck either, must be colemans!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bacon = brown sauce (or worcester sauce if served with eggs on a plate with bread on the side

)

sausage = red sauce (oh, and it has to be Heinz)

Brown sauce and Worcester sauce on hot sausage sarnies, bread dipped in the pig fat first mind

bostin'

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .

Right bacon sandwich = red sauce

Sausage sandwich = brown sauce

Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red

Sausage and mash = brown sauce

Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce

And that my friends is the law and how I roll

Will Royal Navy RTD

No No No!!!

Beans with Sausage and mash you degenerate..... then, and only then, can you marry up pork and tommy k mun!!

And I will not even start with the eggs... tommy k..... jeez, has the man no taste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .

Right bacon sandwich = red sauce

Sausage sandwich = brown sauce

Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red

Sausage and mash = brown sauce

Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce

And that my friends is the law and how I roll

Will Royal Navy RTD

No No No!!!

Beans with Sausage and mash you degenerate..... then, and only then, can you marry up pork and tommy k mun!!

And I will not even start with the eggs... tommy k..... jeez, has the man no taste?

Welsh folk eh !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a guy in ozzle the other day walking down town with a pasty in one hand and bottle of ketchup in the other.

He squirted his oggy after every bite

dirty bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw a guy in ozzle the other day walking down town with a pasty in one hand and bottle of ketchup in the other.

He squirted his oggy after every bite

dirty bastard

That is filth, i can feel my gag reflex. did you not set the hounds to him for pity sake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?

bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho

how very dare you ?

the rules are quite clear on this !

bacon = brown sauce

sausage = brown sauce

egg = red sauce

that's you two straight on the block list

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ok sorry to be a rebel..

but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...

2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..

X HSM

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"ok sorry to be a rebel..

but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...

X HSM "

no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"ok sorry to be a rebel..

but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...

X HSM

no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum

no,, oh dear thats only right if its then squashed into a toastie..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok sorry to be a rebel..

but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...

X HSM

no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum

I think you will find adding cheese to the brown sauce depravity is actually a capitol offence. Retract your statement immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"ok sorry to be a rebel..

but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...

X HSM

no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum

I think you will find adding cheese to the brown sauce depravity is actually a capitol offence. Retract your statement immediately."

cheese and brown sauce ...yummy yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce

I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce

I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.

try it, you know you want to

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")

Or put another way, you`ve been known to have food with your brown sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce

I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.

You're way off mate, it's my smouldering good looks and my unmatched skill with my "love gun" that keeps 'em keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked streaky bacon with English or French mustard is how I like mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red red red

and crispy bacon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked streaky bacon with English or French mustard is how I like mine.

pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red red red

and crispy bacon.. "

oh yes, the bacon has to be really crispy

can't be doing with anaemic, wet bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cut the fat off my bacon.. hate it..

but love it with red or brown sauce mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just this minute had one mmmmmmmmmm

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