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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

"

Without a pan

Life is what you make it....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

Without a pan

Life is what you make it...."

So let's make it rock

God have watched far too many Hannah Montana's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

Without a pan

Life is what you make it...."

By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))

All that glitters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

Without a pan

Life is what you make it....

By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))

All that glitters..."

is not gold oo silver

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Forgot to add mine:

If all else fails.....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make an omelette...

Without a pan

Life is what you make it....

By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))

All that glitters...

is not gold oo silver"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add mine:

If all else fails....."

take the hint and fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add mine:

If all else fails....."

we must rise to the occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add mine:

If all else fails....."

have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird in the hand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud..."

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !"

oops forgot my bit

just when you thought it was safe .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !

oops forgot my bit

just when you thought it was safe ....."

they start to come out

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !

oops forgot my bit

just when you thought it was safe .....

they start to come out

That's why people say my two dads are gay..

Good things come...

"

and they make you await

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !

oops forgot my bit

just when you thought it was safe .....

they start to come out

That's why people say my two dads are gay..

Good things come...

and they make you await "

fer ages

never count your chicks ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is

Every cloud...

cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !

oops forgot my bit

just when you thought it was safe .....

they start to come out

That's why people say my two dads are gay..

Good things come...

and they make you await

fer ages

never count your chicks ..."

Till you've fucked em all.

A long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

journey starts with the first step.

Never put off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"journey starts with the first step.

Never put off"

something you don't have to do.

You know you have fucked up when.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"journey starts with the first step.

Never put off

something you don't have to do.

You know you have fucked up when....."
it all goes silent ..

the early bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"journey starts with the first step.

Never put off

something you don't have to do.

You know you have fucked up when..... it all goes silent ..

the early bird"

,,,has clearly be up fucking all night

It takes two to....

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"journey starts with the first step.

Never put off

something you don't have to do.

You know you have fucked up when..... it all goes silent ..

the early bird

,,,has clearly be up fucking all night

It takes two to...."

Make up that 3sum with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It takes two to...."

get the gangbang started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow....."

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say....."
it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who .."

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but...."

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then ya marry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then ya marry one "

then comes trouble...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then ya marry one

then comes trouble..."

then you start swinging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then ya marry one

then comes trouble...

then you start swinging..."

and that's when the fun starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch"

And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!

Don't get mad....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then ya marry one

then comes trouble...

then you start swinging..."

hahahhaha just spat my green tea outat that comment....nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/11 09:05:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch

And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!

Don't get mad...."

get the whip out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch

And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!

Don't get mad...."

get stoned...

The hills are alive with.....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch

And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!

Don't get mad....

get stoned...

The hills are alive with....."

Doggers

One swallow does not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dp! lol

Tomorrow.....

is the day after today.

I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.

We are but players who ..

Dance from bed to bed.

She was only the greengrocers daughter but....

she knew where the cucumber went

Lifes a bitch

And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!

Don't get mad....

get stoned...

The hills are alive with.....

Doggers

One swallow does not"

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time..."

There were 3 little............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............"

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day"

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day"

every pussy gets shagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........"

put your cock in

a rolling stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........"

send a message saying do you want a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........"

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

put your cock in

a rolling stone"

putting your cock in a rolling stone will squash it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of....."

of the man it's what inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of....."

The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....

I was working in the lab, late one night.....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of.....

The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....

I was working in the lab, late one night....."

I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...

When in Rome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of.....

The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....

I was working in the lab, late one night.....

I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...

When in Rome..."

have pizza

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"One swallow does not

Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!

Once apon a time...

There were 3 little............

tits - ooophs bad boob job

every dog has its day

But every pussy has two

Look before you........

Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth

Its not the size of.....

The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....

I was working in the lab, late one night.....

I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...

When in Rome...

have pizza "

followed by an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you feed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me"

to the lions

rock around...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around..."

the clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock"

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock..."

come strut your stuff round the back of the dock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock..."

who needs a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time"

obviously you are much too young to remember Crackerjack lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time"

Just a place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place"

on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!"

and blow a raspeberry x

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x"

Whilst licking windows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows..."

naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked"
and lovinit

once upon a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time"
and again

no good closing the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door "

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......"
for a thrill

will the last person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......for a thrill

will the last person"

Turn the light off on your way to bed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......for a thrill

will the last person

Turn the light off on your way to bed"

Then sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......for a thrill

will the last person

Turn the light off on your way to bed

Then sit on my face "

Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you moralise

when I'm between your thighs

you blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we're both 69

if we sit on our faces

in all sorts of places

and stay

till we're blown away

back to the game

She was only the fishmongers daughter......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......for a thrill

will the last person

Turn the light off on your way to bed

Then sit on my face

Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you moralise

when I'm between your thighs

you blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we're both 69

if we sit on our faces

in all sorts of places

and stay

till we're blown away

back to the game

She was only the fishmongers daughter......

"

who liked a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins (apologies to Tim Minchin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will you feed me

to the lions

rock around...

the clock

says its time to play

Its friday its five o'clock...

who needs a time

Just a place

on my face!

and blow a raspeberry x

Whilst licking windows...

naked and lovinit

once upon a time and again

no good closing the door

Ill poke it through the letterbox

Jack and gill went up......for a thrill

will the last person

Turn the light off on your way to bed

Then sit on my face

Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you moralise

when I'm between your thighs

you blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we're both 69

if we sit on our faces

in all sorts of places

and stay

till we're blown away

back to the game

She was only the fishmongers daughter......

"

who knew how to lie on the slab and say fill et

he who laughts last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is usually laughing on their own.

Never a ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is usually laughing on their own.

Never a truer word said when saying mmm please.................. "

It's not half empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock fills it right up.......

We all live in a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cock fills it right up.......

We all live in a"

topsy turvy world

wouldn't it be good ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was the only Single Man on fab

So we were inthe desert and

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"If I was the only Single Man on fab

So we were inthe desert and"

and i saw a camel.

its a small world but..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"If I was the only Single Man on fab

So we were inthe desert and

and i saw a camel.

its a small world but.."

I would wanna walk it

A penny saved is a penny....

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"If I was the only Single Man on fab

So we were inthe desert and

and i saw a camel.

its a small world but..

I would wanna walk it

A penny saved is a penny...."

is 0.002p you owe in tax!!!!

Jack sprat could eat not fat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was the only Single Man on fab

So we were inthe desert and

and i saw a camel.

its a small world but..

I would wanna walk it

A penny saved is a penny....

is 0.002p you owe in tax!!!!

Jack sprat could eat not fat....."

instead he kissed and nibbled it

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