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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems like ages since we did this. I'm looking forward to it. Let's do this.

... Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What are you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it on this nocturnal nonsense. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. And not just on Fridays for goodness sakes. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun! Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good evening

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

How do squire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it night already

Still bright outside... Love the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooood evening Jim....

Have missed ya!!! How’s you? Tonight I shall mostly be perving at people!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babe. Happy flipping Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Word "

Right ok I'm seeing this a fair bit nowadays,what does it even mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babe. Happy flipping Friday."

You called me Babe ... oh you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Word "

Sentence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off."

Woah, Corrie spoiler alert. Well that wank won't come as a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. It's very nice to see you. Winkface

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Evening Jim. I’m a bit excited tonight. Going to be playing a zombie in my mates music video tomorrow. The record company have got a professional make up artist in but I reckon I just need to not bother with make up at all and I’ll look super scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do squire"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening Jim....

Have missed ya!!! How’s you? Tonight I shall mostly be perving at people!!! "

You pervert..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it night already

Still bright outside... Love the summer "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ranger. Happy summer! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Word "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chri. Word, to your mother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening Jim....

Have missed ya!!! How’s you? Tonight I shall mostly be perving at people!!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm a little bit tired, but I'm good. I've always thought of you as a people pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sybarite. I like Summer too, she's a lovely girl. Hey, I have a limb.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off.

Woah, Corrie spoiler alert. Well that wank won't come as a surprise."

Love Island...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening jim!

Where the heck have you been?

I've felt all discombobulated these last few nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babe. Happy flipping Friday.

You called me Babe ... oh you "

I won't spoil the moment by letting on I was autocorrected.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MviFdVHltEM

Take That - Babe (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Word

Sentence "

Full stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babe. Happy flipping Friday.

You called me Babe ... oh you

I won't spoil the moment by letting on I was autocorrected.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MviFdVHltEM

Take That - Babe (Official Video) - YouTube

"

Thank you .... let me have the moment.

Take That

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface"

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I’m a bit excited tonight. Going to be playing a zombie in my mates music video tomorrow. The record company have got a professional make up artist in but I reckon I just need to not bother with make up at all and I’ll look super scary "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SJ. No wonder you're a bit excited. That is very cool. Madeupzombieface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey jim it’s been ages since we chatted, well probably about 10 minutes! I’ve been to my neighbours this evening now home to get squiffy! How are you?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Jim. I’m a bit excited tonight. Going to be playing a zombie in my mates music video tomorrow. The record company have got a professional make up artist in but I reckon I just need to not bother with make up at all and I’ll look super scary

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SJ. No wonder you're a bit excited. That is very cool. Madeupzombieface"

I’ll send you a pic when I’ve done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off.

Woah, Corrie spoiler alert. Well that wank won't come as a surprise.

Love Island..."

Oh, silly me. There's a lot of love on that island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening jim!

Where the heck have you been?

I've felt all discombobulated these last few nights "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. I've been working, and friending. I am sorry, I'm here now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babe. Happy flipping Friday.

You called me Babe ... oh you

I won't spoil the moment by letting on I was autocorrected.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MviFdVHltEM

Take That - Babe (Official Video) - YouTube

Thank you .... let me have the moment.

Take That "

That's my favourite Take That song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut? "

As sweet as an almond. How are you doing?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim! Congrats Babs on being first. I've booked my hotel today so I am one step closer to meeting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sybarite. I like Summer too, she's a lovely girl. Hey, I have a limb."

You have 5 limbs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening Jim and everyone who knows me...who I like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim it’s been ages since we chatted, well probably about 10 minutes! I’ve been to my neighbours this evening now home to get squiffy! How are you? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdFzP0TJxc

Neighbours Theme (original and FULL version) - YouTube

Get squiffy, hurry up, it's 10:30. I'm just dandy thank you.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Yo yo yo Jim hope life is good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I’m a bit excited tonight. Going to be playing a zombie in my mates music video tomorrow. The record company have got a professional make up artist in but I reckon I just need to not bother with make up at all and I’ll look super scary

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SJ. No wonder you're a bit excited. That is very cool. Madeupzombieface

I’ll send you a pic when I’ve done "

Fantastic, I'll look forward to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jimbo.

Howdy Lads.

Ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all"

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Landlord. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. Thank goodness you're here, Sexy needs help getting d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening jim!

Where the heck have you been?

I've felt all discombobulated these last few nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. I've been working, and friending. I am sorry, I'm here now."

Well its good to have you back

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim! Congrats Babs on being first. I've booked my hotel today so I am one step closer to meeting you. "

I’m feeling very chuffed with being first ... Jimbob has undoubtedly got a surprise reward for me.

That’s fantastic Meli! I’ve waited a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim! Congrats Babs on being first. I've booked my hotel today so I am one step closer to meeting you. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. On behalf of Yvaine, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smelly. Booking hell, that's good news.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off.

Woah, Corrie spoiler alert. Well that wank won't come as a surprise.

Love Island...

Oh, silly me. There's a lot of love on that island."

There's been a bit of bonking now as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sybarite. I like Summer too, she's a lovely girl. Hey, I have a limb.

You have 5 limbs "

YES! *Punches the air with two limbs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone who knows me...who I like! "

There's a caveat tonight. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone Samiss knows, that she likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening Jim....

Have missed ya!!! How’s you? Tonight I shall mostly be perving at people!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm a little bit tired, but I'm good. I've always thought of you as a people pervert."

Good you thought correct!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo yo Jim hope life is good x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rowdy. Yo yo yo, welcome to the nocturnal show. It's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sybarite. I like Summer too, she's a lovely girl. Hey, I have a limb.

You have 5 limbs

YES! *Punches the air with two limbs*"

Your feet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jimbo.

Howdy Lads.

Ladies. "

Yeah! You did a big one. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening jim!

Where the heck have you been?

I've felt all discombobulated these last few nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. I've been working, and friending. I am sorry, I'm here now.

Well its good to have you back "

Thank you. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if Rosie regrets wanking Adam off.

Woah, Corrie spoiler alert. Well that wank won't come as a surprise.

Love Island...

Oh, silly me. There's a lot of love on that island.

There's been a bit of bonking now as well."

Flipping heck! Well it is Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jimbo.

Howdy Lads.

Ladies.

Yeah! You did a big one. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc."

Big ones Jimbo, are a rarity fir me.

But enjoy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim! Congrats Babs on being first. I've booked my hotel today so I am one step closer to meeting you.

I’m feeling very chuffed with being first ... Jimbob has undoubtedly got a surprise reward for me.

That’s fantastic Meli! I’ve waited a long time "

You always make me smile! I'm looking forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening Jim....

Have missed ya!!! How’s you? Tonight I shall mostly be perving at people!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm a little bit tired, but I'm good. I've always thought of you as a people pervert.

Good you thought correct!! "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

No work tonight .... yippee

Freshly showered.

. So off to my lovley bed with freshly washed lavender sheets .. zzzz ..... I know how to live .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim!!!! Good evening you lovely young thing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim! Congrats Babs on being first. I've booked my hotel today so I am one step closer to meeting you.

I’m feeling very chuffed with being first ... Jimbob has undoubtedly got a surprise reward for me.

That’s fantastic Meli! I’ve waited a long time

You always make me smile! I'm looking forward to it."

I thought you meant one step closer to meeting me.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone who knows me...who I like!

There's a caveat tonight. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone Samiss knows, that she likes. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how late it was. That's why I like Summer.

Evening Jimbalim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sybarite. I like Summer too, she's a lovely girl. Hey, I have a limb.

You have 5 limbs

YES! *Punches the air with two limbs*

Your feet? "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut?

As sweet as an almond. How are you doing?"

Magnificently thanks, although I'm getting World Cup withdrawal symptoms at about 9 o'clock every night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jimbo.

Howdy Lads.

Ladies.

Yeah! You did a big one. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc.

Big ones Jimbo, are a rarity fir me.

But enjoy. "

I enjoyed it immensely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey jim it’s been ages since we chatted, well probably about 10 minutes! I’ve been to my neighbours this evening now home to get squiffy! How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdFzP0TJxc

Neighbours Theme (original and FULL version) - YouTube

Get squiffy, hurry up, it's 10:30. I'm just dandy thank you."

I’ve dialled a wine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I thought you meant one step closer to meeting me."

Oh! And you Jim. It's overdue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No work tonight .... yippee

Freshly showered.

. So off to my lovley bed with freshly washed lavender sheets .. zzzz ..... I know how to live .. lol "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mellons. Having a shower is one of my favourite things.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" "

I think your new photo is lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut?

As sweet as an almond. How are you doing?

Magnificently thanks, although I'm getting World Cup withdrawal symptoms at about 9 o'clock every night "

Good man. Watch the highlights. Who is your tip for world soccer ball glory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim!!!! Good evening you lovely young thing you "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coquette. Bless you for calling me young. You may well be the last person to call me young. Happy Friday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I think your new photo is lovely "

It is, I fingered it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim it’s been ages since we chatted, well probably about 10 minutes! I’ve been to my neighbours this evening now home to get squiffy! How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdFzP0TJxc

Neighbours Theme (original and FULL version) - YouTube

Get squiffy, hurry up, it's 10:30. I'm just dandy thank you.

I’ve dialled a wine "

Haha. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I thought you meant one step closer to meeting me.

Oh! And you Jim. It's overdue! "

It so overdue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. What Babs said.

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/shrewsbury/2018/06/19/cat-cafe-coming-to-shrewsbury/

Cat cafe coming to Shrewsbury | Shropshire Star

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut?

As sweet as an almond. How are you doing?

Magnificently thanks, although I'm getting World Cup withdrawal symptoms at about 9 o'clock every night

Good man. Watch the highlights. Who is your tip for world soccer ball glory?"

Hard to say until the group stage is over, but I don't think I'll be putting any money on the Argies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm alreet and sweet. Smileyface

Excellent, are you sweet as a nut?

As sweet as an almond. How are you doing?

Magnificently thanks, although I'm getting World Cup withdrawal symptoms at about 9 o'clock every night

Good man. Watch the highlights. Who is your tip for world soccer ball glory?

Hard to say until the group stage is over, but I don't think I'll be putting any money on the Argies "

Don't back Argentina, excellent advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really must do a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee."

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

So, AWOL again for a few nights!

I hope she was worth it!

But you've summoned up the energy to deal with your Fans tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you? "

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So, AWOL again for a few nights!

I hope she was worth it!

But you've summoned up the energy to deal with your Fans tonight! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. If I didn't go AWOL, I wouldn't be able to make a glorious return.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So, AWOL again for a few nights!

I hope she was worth it!

But you've summoned up the energy to deal with your Fans tonight!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. If I didn't go AWOL, I wouldn't be able to make a glorious return."

Glorious return!

An ever so modest chappie, aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

So, AWOL again for a few nights!

I hope she was worth it!

But you've summoned up the energy to deal with your Fans tonight!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. If I didn't go AWOL, I wouldn't be able to make a glorious return.

Glorious return!

An ever so modest chappie, aren't you? "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone. "

Why a sit down wee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?"

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

"

Yeah it's why I sit down for a wee as well,that aiming thing can be a nightmare can't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

"

i love sit down wee's,then again im a lazy bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

Yeah it's why I sit down for a wee as well,that aiming thing can be a nightmare can't it."

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Hey up. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love sit down wee's,then again im a lazy bastard"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dash. My fellow sit down wee brother. Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. Happy Friday, happy summer. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. How are you? x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

"

A bloke that used to live in this block had a Prince Albert and used to spray everywhere. I bought him a funnel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

A bloke that used to live in this block had a Prince Albert and used to spray everywhere. I bought him a funnel "

Could you buy one for Ignite?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

A bloke that used to live in this block had a Prince Albert and used to spray everywhere. I bought him a funnel

Could you buy one for Ignite?"

A pretty pink one please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must do a sit down wee.

Hurry up or do you want me to hold it for you?

Thank you for the offer. But I can't wee in front of anyone.

Why a sit down wee?

It's easier. And even with the best aim, and best will(y) in the world, one time out of hundred it'll just come out to one side.

A bloke that used to live in this block had a Prince Albert and used to spray everywhere. I bought him a funnel

Could you buy one for Ignite?

A pretty pink one please."

Fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely "

Oh thanks Babs! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. What Babs said.

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/shrewsbury/2018/06/19/cat-cafe-coming-to-shrewsbury/

Cat cafe coming to Shrewsbury | Shropshire Star

"

So excited for this! Let’s go when I get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. What Babs said.

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/shrewsbury/2018/06/19/cat-cafe-coming-to-shrewsbury/

Cat cafe coming to Shrewsbury | Shropshire Star

So excited for this! Let’s go when I get back "

You are on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed "

Aww guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys "

Totally hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life "

We’re you living your best life though!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

We’re you living your best life though!? "

Were*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

We’re you living your best life though!?

Were*"

How can I be living my best life without you pretty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed "

Oops, I got confused here ... I thought it was Jim's new pic being referred to

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys

Totally hot "

I agree,in a totally straight way of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys

Totally hot

I agree,in a totally straight way of course."

Don't create drama or you will start your sexual bi journey love !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys

Totally hot

I agree,in a totally straight way of course.

Don't create drama or you will start your sexual bi journey love !"

I wish I was bisexual I feel like I'm missing out and would be a change from you wonderful men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys

Totally hot

I agree,in a totally straight way of course.

Don't create drama or you will start your sexual bi journey love !

I wish I was bisexual I feel like I'm missing out and would be a change from you wonderful men."

Stop being sorry and act upon it love, you hold the key of success !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Aww guys

Totally hot

I agree,in a totally straight way of course.

Don't create drama or you will start your sexual bi journey love !

I wish I was bisexual I feel like I'm missing out and would be a change from you wonderful men.

Stop being sorry and act upon it love, you hold the key of success ! "

I can't it just isn't what turns me on I'm afraid,I can see a pic and think its hot but that's as far as my bisexual journey goes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life "

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?"

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Oops, I got confused here ... I thought it was Jim's new pic being referred to "

My new photo hasn't had as much love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!"

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B, I'm sorry. It took me two hours to reply. I don't even have an excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Oops, I got confused here ... I thought it was Jim's new pic being referred to

My new photo hasn't had as much love. "

I think it's a great pic

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste."

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I think your new photo is lovely

It is, I fingered it

Agreed

Oops, I got confused here ... I thought it was Jim's new pic being referred to

My new photo hasn't had as much love.

I think it's a great pic "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?"

I'm pretty good. I've just closed my bedroom window, it's so cloudy and cool. I've had three nights normal sleep. Which, is good. The only thing with my newly found sleep pattern is I'm behind on listening to Iain Lee. I haven't got round to The Kath Show yet. How are you?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?

I'm pretty good. I've just closed my bedroom window, it's so cloudy and cool. I've had three nights normal sleep. Which, is good. The only thing with my newly found sleep pattern is I'm behind on listening to Iain Lee. I haven't got round to The Kath Show yet. How are you?"

I know I'm disappointed I was expecting all day sunshine,but it's going to be cloudy all day apparently. Your sleep pattern is more important than Iain so stick with it,I'm not rocking just Kath she's had someone else on with her as well who I don't really like. When is Iain back do you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome to The Early Diurnal Thread©™. Morningface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Jim... do you have a good evening!!! Anything exciting planned for today?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?

I'm pretty good. I've just closed my bedroom window, it's so cloudy and cool. I've had three nights normal sleep. Which, is good. The only thing with my newly found sleep pattern is I'm behind on listening to Iain Lee. I haven't got round to The Kath Show yet. How are you?

I know I'm disappointed I was expecting all day sunshine,but it's going to be cloudy all day apparently. Your sleep pattern is more important than Iain so stick with it,I'm not rocking just Kath she's had someone else on with her as well who I don't really like. When is Iain back do you know?"

It's early yet, there might be sunshine later. I will stick with it. Oh yes, Katie Puckric. I think, Iain is back on Tuesday, he is. He's going to be jet lagged for Tuesday's show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim... do you have a good evening!!! Anything exciting planned for today?? xx"

Good moooooooooooorning, Snow. Google changed my greeting to, Good Molopo lollipop thing. It was a good evening. No plans, I might cut my hair. No plans. What are you up to today? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim. Happy Saturday

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?

I'm pretty good. I've just closed my bedroom window, it's so cloudy and cool. I've had three nights normal sleep. Which, is good. The only thing with my newly found sleep pattern is I'm behind on listening to Iain Lee. I haven't got round to The Kath Show yet. How are you?

I know I'm disappointed I was expecting all day sunshine,but it's going to be cloudy all day apparently. Your sleep pattern is more important than Iain so stick with it,I'm not rocking just Kath she's had someone else on with her as well who I don't really like. When is Iain back do you know?

It's early yet, there might be sunshine later. I will stick with it. Oh yes, Katie Puckric. I think, Iain is back on Tuesday, he is. He's going to be jet lagged for Tuesday's show."

There's non expected here today unfortunately. Are you still in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim. Happy Saturday "

Gooooooood moooooooooooooooooorning, g3orgie. Happy Saturday! Saturdayface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I missed it !!

Sprry guys I couldn't make it last night I was living my life

How did it go behind Morrisons last night?

What was he doing behind Morrison's scramming for food?!

It's a shame for it to go to waste.

That's true. How are you on this cloudy Saturday?

I'm pretty good. I've just closed my bedroom window, it's so cloudy and cool. I've had three nights normal sleep. Which, is good. The only thing with my newly found sleep pattern is I'm behind on listening to Iain Lee. I haven't got round to The Kath Show yet. How are you?

I know I'm disappointed I was expecting all day sunshine,but it's going to be cloudy all day apparently. Your sleep pattern is more important than Iain so stick with it,I'm not rocking just Kath she's had someone else on with her as well who I don't really like. When is Iain back do you know?

It's early yet, there might be sunshine later. I will stick with it. Oh yes, Katie Puckric. I think, Iain is back on Tuesday, he is. He's going to be jet lagged for Tuesday's show.

There's non expected here today unfortunately. Are you still in bed?"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Jim. Happy Saturday

Gooooooood moooooooooooooooooorning, g3orgie. Happy Saturday! Saturdayface"

Hope you have a good day, whatever you decide to do Geezer

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over a year ago


"Good morning Jim... do you have a good evening!!! Anything exciting planned for today?? xx

Good moooooooooooorning, Snow. Google changed my greeting to, Good Molopo lollipop thing. It was a good evening. No plans, I might cut my hair. No plans. What are you up to today? x"

I haven’t decided yet... my son is with me so might go for a ride!! But other then that I will just see where the day takes me!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim. Happy Saturday

Gooooooood moooooooooooooooooorning, g3orgie. Happy Saturday! Saturdayface

Hope you have a good day, whatever you decide to do Geezer"

Thank you. What are doing with your Sabbath?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast."

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim... do you have a good evening!!! Anything exciting planned for today?? xx

Good moooooooooooorning, Snow. Google changed my greeting to, Good Molopo lollipop thing. It was a good evening. No plans, I might cut my hair. No plans. What are you up to today? x

I haven’t decided yet... my son is with me so might go for a ride!! But other then that I will just see where the day takes me!! xx"

Have a spontaneous Saturday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking."

I have wholemeal bread, I have Nuttela. I ran out of peanut butter yesterday. Do you wanna watch me wank?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking.

I have wholemeal bread, I have Nuttela. I ran out of peanut butter yesterday. Do you wanna watch me wank?

"

I'm happy you have wholemeal bread it's not totally unhealthy then. Yeah I like watching some men play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking.

I have wholemeal bread, I have Nuttela. I ran out of peanut butter yesterday. Do you wanna watch me wank?

I'm happy you have wholemeal bread it's not totally unhealthy then. Yeah I like watching some men play."

Healthy bread. I tell myself the nut part of Nutella is healthy. That's healthy too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking.

I have wholemeal bread, I have Nuttela. I ran out of peanut butter yesterday. Do you wanna watch me wank?

I'm happy you have wholemeal bread it's not totally unhealthy then. Yeah I like watching some men play.

Healthy bread. I tell myself the nut part of Nutella is healthy. That's healthy too."

Well if you play first and use some energy up you'll be ok to have some Nutella...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I am still in bed. I was going to have a wank. But the nocturnal thread went daytime. And now I'm hungry. I want some Nutella on toast.

Do you actually have Nutella and bread in that's the question. It's a shame this place doesn't do videos you could have posted the vid of you wanking.

I have wholemeal bread, I have Nuttela. I ran out of peanut butter yesterday. Do you wanna watch me wank?

I'm happy you have wholemeal bread it's not totally unhealthy then. Yeah I like watching some men play.

Healthy bread. I tell myself the nut part of Nutella is healthy. That's healthy too.

Well if you play first and use some energy up you'll be ok to have some Nutella..."

I like the way you think.

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