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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helloooooo

I'll have a cold Stella please.

Are you also serving food? If so, I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The sun is out, I’ll have a Pimms please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helloooooo

I'll have a cold Stella please.

Are you also serving food? If so, I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!"

Howdy!! Pint coming up and of course I have food!!! Enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sun is out, I’ll have a Pimms please

Evening... that’s an excellent choice!!! I’ll leave the jug for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and , hold the . Two ice and a slice of lemon. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo I will have a dark fruit and a vodka lemonade for the lady. Friday sunshine and alcohol oh yes

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By *umblebee76Man
over a year ago

hull

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

Mines a whisky and make it a double xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive actually started already...

Im having a gin liqueur over ice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the bar. Pass me a drink. We can both go and say fuck it together

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I'll have a cold Stella please."

Masochist.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Rum and , hold the . Two ice and a slice of lemon. Thanks"

Gotta love dem word filters. Look at all the drugs chat they’re preventing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

Rum and pinapple for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you OP. I've had a manic day after an energetic night, so I'm now sat in my garden (with goosebumps unfortunately) and sipping a fruity cider.

Cheers everyone

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've had a crap day. In need of a double vodka and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum and , hold the . Two ice and a slice of lemon. Thanks"

On its way... enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you staying open late tonight as its friday ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooo I will have a dark fruit and a vodka lemonade for the lady. Friday sunshine and alcohol oh yes

Just the way to start the weekend!!! Here you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

Mines a whisky and make it a double xxx"

Coming up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pinot is already poured, however not a bad day today, nice Spanish themed buffet in our office, and it's also national no knickers day.. Result

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Lager and lime in a cold glass please XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close the bar. Pass me a drink. We can both go and say fuck it together

Hehehe ok... let’s run to the man cave!!! Mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin please!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Your biggest glass of pinot grigio please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

Rum and pinapple for me please

Very tropical and great for a sunny Friday afternoon!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The pinot is already poured, however not a bad day today, nice Spanish themed buffet in our office, and it's also national no knickers day.. Result

Sounds fantastic!! Hope your having fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager please. Hell of a day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lager and lime in a cold glass please XX "

Good evening!! Coming up!!! Extra frosty just for you!!

. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin please!!"

Any tonic or are you just going for it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum and , hold the . Two ice and a slice of lemon. Thanks

Gotta love dem word filters. Look at all the drugs chat they’re preventing."

Coca cola?? Sugar is the new thing. Didn't know it would be this hard to get a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your biggest glass of pinot grigio please

Hey lovely.... extra extra large glass coming your way!!

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Sadly I am working this eve and all weekend, and it’s forecast to be a belter on the Kent coast,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lager please. Hell of a day x"

Oh dear!! Done and poured!!! Time to wind down now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager please. Hell of a day x

Oh dear!! Done and poured!!! Time to wind down now!!

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ta very much xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly I am working this eve and all weekend, and it’s forecast to be a belter on the Kent coast,,

Nooooo that’s rubbish!!! Would you like a soft drink before you go?

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

"Sadly I am working this eve and all weekend, and it’s forecast to be a belter on the Kent coast,,

Nooooo that’s rubbish!!! Would you like a soft drink before you go?

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half fat milk please with a cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly I am working this eve and all weekend, and it’s forecast to be a belter on the Kent coast,,

Nooooo that’s rubbish!!! Would you like a soft drink before you go?

half fat milk please with a cookie

Coming up.. would you like milk chocolate chip... double chocolate or white chocolate and macadamia nut??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of your finest amber nectar please, landlady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a crap day. In need of a double vodka and please

Oh no! Hope you’re ok?

Do you want to share my beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of your finest amber nectar please, landlady."

Hellooo.... and of course!!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurrah it's the weekend! I'll have a soda and lime please op

I'm going crazy tonight!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange sanpellegrino please with ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hurrah it's the weekend! I'll have a soda and lime please op

I'm going crazy tonight!

Peach x"

Good evening peach... how are you sexy peeps doing!!!? Do I get the royal stamp of approval??

Soda and lime coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cava please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange sanpellegrino please with ice

Hello my lovely... Ooh my favourite!! With a swirly piece of orange too!! Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of your finest amber nectar please, landlady.

Hellooo.... and of course!!! Enjoy!

Hmmmm, thought this was going to be beer but never mind, not too sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cava please x"

Hello... and of course!! Would you like some tapas to go with the cava?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiraz please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one? "

Sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shiraz please

Good evening... how’s the weather where you are.... pours an extremely large glass of Shiraz!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shiraz please

Good evening... how’s the weather where you are.... pours an extremely large glass of Shiraz!!

Why thank you it's gloriously hot and sunny here xx how are things with you ? X x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shiraz please

Good evening... how’s the weather where you are.... pours an extremely large glass of Shiraz!!

Why thank you it's gloriously hot and sunny here xx how are things with you ? X x"

It’s a beautiful evening!! I’m having a glass of presseco and winding down after a busy week!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've had a crap day. In need of a double vodka and please

Oh no! Hope you’re ok?

Do you want to share my beer

Why thank you, that sounds good

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one? "

I'll have one if you're pouring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m feeling tipsy already!!!

Wonder who will come in next?

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Don’t panic lovely, I’ve arrived

get the gin out, and I’ll see you in the cellar in 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t panic lovely, I’ve arrived

get the gin out, and I’ll see you in the cellar in 5

Oh hello gorgeous!!! I missed ya... gin is out and waiting... and so am I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a crap day. In need of a double vodka and please

Oh no! Hope you’re ok?

Do you want to share my beer

Why thank you, that sounds good

the vodka is in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cava please x

Hello... and of course!! Would you like some tapas to go with the cava?

That sounds delicious- one of my favourite things xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cava please x

Hello... and of course!! Would you like some tapas to go with the cava?

That sounds delicious- one of my favourite things xx"

Coming up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one?

I'll have one if you're pouring

Of course, me, you and snowwhite so far. Anyone else joining us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close the bar. Pass me a drink. We can both go and say fuck it together

Hehehe ok... let’s run to the man cave!!! Mwah xxx

Let's walk ....And save the racing for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close the bar. Pass me a drink. We can both go and say fuck it together

Hehehe ok... let’s run to the man cave!!! Mwah xxx

Let's walk ....And save the racing for later

Ok let’s have a walk on the beach then!! Might as well bring our glasses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Cherry please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already had 2.5 660ml bottles of Stella ... It's been a shit week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Cherry please

Coming up... will just get a load lined up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've already had 2.5 660ml bottles of Stella ... It's been a shit week

Awww my lovely come and sit with us and I’ll get you some more!! Hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurrah it's the weekend! I'll have a soda and lime please op

I'm going crazy tonight!

Peach x

Good evening peach... how are you sexy peeps doing!!!? Do I get the royal stamp of approval??

Soda and lime coming up!!

Mwah! Haha! That's what happens when I leave Fuzz alone, please don't anyone take it seriously!

Regal roleplay...now you're talking

Thank you gorgeous, you'll always get my approval

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hurrah it's the weekend! I'll have a soda and lime please op

I'm going crazy tonight!

Peach x

Good evening peach... how are you sexy peeps doing!!!? Do I get the royal stamp of approval??

Soda and lime coming up!!

Mwah! Haha! That's what happens when I leave Fuzz alone, please don't anyone take it seriously!

Regal roleplay...now you're talking

Thank you gorgeous, you'll always get my approval

Peach x"

Hehehe awww that’s good!! Hope you have a great Friday night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one?

I'll have one if you're pouring

Of course, me, you and snowwhite so far. Anyone else joining us? "

Me! Hold the shots though I'm coming in sober...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me Friday means only seven more working days including weekends until day off before going on holiday will be 42 days without a day off it can’t come fast enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large white wine please, in fact the bottle please x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Half a lager shandy with lime, don't wanna go overboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Shots all around!! Cointreau any one?

I'll have one if you're pouring

Of course, me, you and snowwhite so far. Anyone else joining us?

Me! Hold the shots though I'm coming in sober...

Peach x"

Take a seat and a shot, it will help you catch. In a glass of off a body part of someone sat round the table?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Shots are evil, so sticking to G&T’s please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me Friday means only seven more working days including weekends until day off before going on holiday will be 42 days without a day off it can’t come fast enough lol"

Worth the wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large white wine please, in fact the bottle please x "

Hello... of course!! Hope your ok!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half a lager shandy with lime, don't wanna go overboard

Only half... are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shots are evil, so sticking to G&T’s please

Ok my lovely!!! Extra large one coming up x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm in the mood to get legless so a pint of vodka please

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

G&T please. Just one (big) one though as it's a working weekend for me. Thanks you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Half a lager shandy with lime, don't wanna go overboard

Only half... are you sure?

Aww g'warn then, 8 pints please

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

It’s getting busy Snow, will I just in behind the bar and help? X

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Or even jump in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half a lager shandy with lime, don't wanna go overboard

Only half... are you sure?

Aww g'warn then, 8 pints please

Hahahahaha that’s more like it **linning them up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or even jump in!"

You can jump in with me... yes if you like!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My cider bottle is defective, I have tipped it upside down and nothing is happening. It needs replacing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cider bottle is defective, I have tipped it upside down and nothing is happening. It needs replacing "

No problems... here’s another and I have one waiting after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh the bars open again........... ice cold pint of Peroni please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please. Just one (big) one though as it's a working weekend for me. Thanks you

Sorry for the delay!!! Have poured you an extra big one xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood to get legless so a pint of vodka please "

All ready for you! Have left the bottle x

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

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having myself a nice Chardonnay ... happy Friday xxx Mrs s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood to get legless so a pint of vodka please "

Pour me a gallon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinot Grigio large glass please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s gone 5... I’m pouring myself a drink as we speak!!

So Cum say hello... and let me know what I can get you!!!

The bar is open.....!

having myself a nice Chardonnay ... happy Friday xxx Mrs s "

Good evening and wishing you a great weekend!!! Enjoy your drink!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood to get legless so a pint of vodka please

Pour me a gallon please "

Coming up my lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio large glass please x"

Hello.... yes of course you can!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Cherry please

Coming up... will just get a load lined up!!

Sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to get d*unk

Ok lovely... shots?? Shall we start with tequila shots or jäger or cherry sours?

Cherry please

Coming up... will just get a load lined up!!

Sounds yummy

Will try and send you home d*unk as requested!!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just back from the pub, but still time for a nice single malt whisky nightcap hopefully? Best, no ice. Thank you!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Neat, no ice even!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have half a bottle of wine left, now the debate is whether to dial a wine? Opinions please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just back from the pub, but still time for a nice single malt whisky nightcap hopefully? Best, no ice. Thank you! "

Coming up!! Enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only have half a bottle of wine left, now the debate is whether to dial a wine? Opinions please

I would dial a wine or phone a friend to bring some!! I can send you virtual bottles but it’s not quite the same!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like booze please.

I literally give no fucks which type. Just make it a large one. x

And he a big gorgeous drink yourself Snowy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have half a bottle of wine left, now the debate is whether to dial a wine? Opinions please

I would dial a wine or phone a friend to bring some!! I can send you virtual bottles but it’s not quite the same!!!

Dial a wine it is, it’ll arrive in 15 minutes but the guy doesn’t chat to me anymore, think I bruised his ego

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Good evening Snow, hope you’re not overworked this Friday evening. Can I just get a peppermint tea, not feeling myself tonight xx

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