FabSwingers.com forum: Swimming pools

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't find any open swimming pool near to my place. Do you know where can I find it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s this thing called google... give it go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Can't find any open swimming pool near to my place. Do you know where can I find it?"
Somewhere not as close to your place I would imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worksop leisure centre not open?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean swimming pool outside. Not inside a building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean swimming pool outside. Not inside a building."

Then like I said I have onein my garden, pop round but bring your swimming short ! This is ain't naked thursday !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean swimming pool outside. Not inside a building.

Then like I said I have onein my garden, pop round but bring your swimming short ! This is ain't naked thursday ! "

That's his loss. P&B's naked Thursday parties are legendary!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

There's one not a million miles away at Hathersage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talking about the lido x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't find any open swimming pool near to my place. Do you know where can I find it?"

What area are you dude, this might help us ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I mean swimming pool outside. Not inside a building.

Then like I said I have onein my garden, pop round but bring your swimming short ! This is ain't naked thursday ! "

It's strip off Saturday tomorrow though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Can't find any open swimming pool near to my place. Do you know where can I find it?

What area are you dude, this might help us ?"

I'm thinking Worksop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good to know pal, thanks a lot! I searched in Google and asking some friends, about swimming pools outside and no one knows where could be the closest one. Bourne ( 63miles) says uncle Google.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

HATHERSAGE.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know."
Do nats have cars then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know."

Do you live in Volgograd?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Look I don't know what they are there's millions of them and they bite. My washing is covered in them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fussy bugger you didnt say how big it had to be. You need some outdoor swimming then in a lake etc

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me."

Meaning what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citronella or Teatree Oil

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know.

Do you live in Volgograd?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly? "
I think it's yoof speech Woodie . Fuckin shit hot profile pic btw

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Citronella or Teatree Oil"

I'm thinking more a flame thrower. I've come for a walk instead,they better have buggered off over the weekend.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly? I think it's yoof speech Woodie . Fuckin shit hot profile pic btw

Ahh... the yoof speak thing, gotcha and thanks xxx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Citronella or Teatree Oil

I'm thinking more a flame thrower. I've come for a walk instead,they better have buggered off over the weekend."

Not advisable - women and flamethrowers don't mix, plus you might scorch your smalls!

Saying that, it's nice to know you don't tumble dry in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

Sorry can’t chat Spidey I’m packing my water wings for a lovely looking swimming pool as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Citronella or Teatree Oil

I'm thinking more a flame thrower. I've come for a walk instead,they better have buggered off over the weekend."

Don’t wear anything white - they love white clothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly? "

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Citronella or Teatree Oil

I'm thinking more a flame thrower. I've come for a walk instead,they better have buggered off over the weekend.

Not advisable - women and flamethrowers don't mix, plus you might scorch your smalls!

Saying that, it's nice to know you don't tumble dry in this weather

I've never tumble dried I don't have one,it's a bit like a dish washer as well I have no interest in them.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

Sorry can’t chat Spidey I’m packing my water wings for a lovely looking swimming pool as I type

I have my hat and google's on waiting for you...at a swimming pool near you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Citronella or Teatree Oil

I'm thinking more a flame thrower. I've come for a walk instead,they better have buggered off over the weekend.

Don’t wear anything white - they love white clothing!

Oh yes my daughters school shirts are covered in them,I didn't even get a chance to hang them up they can dry in the basket.

Now I'm being a bit thick but the teatree oil is that for me to put on my body or burn it?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly? I think it's yoof speech Woodie . Fuckin shit hot profile pic btw

Ahh... the yoof speak thing, gotcha and thanks xxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know."

type nat repellent into google

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?"

I don't know yet. Any ideas?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?

I don't know yet. Any ideas?"
One that has a big bluish amount of bouncy water near some sand is preferable .

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Cleethorpes,down near the Haven campsite. You may not see the sea though as it's miles out.

Jesus I'm sweating my thongs off at the mo by this lake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

Sorry can’t chat Spidey I’m packing my water wings for a lovely looking swimming pool as I type

I have my hat and google's on waiting for you...at a swimming pool near you

One of those rubber hats with the flowers on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know. Do nats have cars then ??"

I bet they drive Beetles

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?

I don't know yet. Any ideas?"

There's a seeside on Fab

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

Sorry can’t chat Spidey I’m packing my water wings for a lovely looking swimming pool as I type

I have my hat and google's on waiting for you...at a swimming pool near you

One of those rubber hats with the flowers on?

Its rubber thats all Im saying

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?

I don't know yet. Any ideas?

There's a seeside on Fab

It's a bit of a trek from Worksop to Margate.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've been driven out of my garden by biting nats I'm not happy. Sorry of topic I know. Do nats have cars then ??

I bet they drive Beetles

Sorry

Seriously it's not funny I'm getting tan lines and I hate tan lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s this thing called google... give it go

Hah hah you are a piss taker Mr P

Sorry can’t chat Spidey I’m packing my water wings for a lovely looking swimming pool as I type

I have my hat and google's on waiting for you...at a swimming pool near you

One of those rubber hats with the flowers on?

Its rubber thats all Im saying

It’s always advisable to wear a rubber hat huh!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like pool for kids not worth for me.

Meaning what exactly?

Heathersage swimming pool, and school kids have a group reservation.

Well you haven't any public outdoor swimming pool.

Might be better to travel seaside

Which seaside?

I don't know yet. Any ideas?

There's a seeside on Fab

It's a bit of a trek from Worksop to Margate."

Seeside will be more than happy to see him on the sea shore

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