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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry you missed an episode of Escape to the Country ladies, but the rich people ended up fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks God!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's good I do worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry."

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy"

I dreamed a dream

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ? "

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking."

I saw you on page one, you’re hot stuff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking."

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy"

Can only do half time, I like to jump up and down when the kicky ball concert is in full flow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox"

Don’t call me Maby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby! "

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby!

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football. "

My bouncing penis has his own little relica French football kit, made by Le coq sportif !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby!

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football.

My bouncing penis has his own little relica French football kit, made by Le coq sportif ! "

You gave me lob on !!

Ps. I used to hate Le coq sportif but the new collection is gorgeous ! So you know, who you are.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

The only thing I moan about is someone getting in the way of the telly when the footie is on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby!

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football.

My bouncing penis has his own little relica French football kit, made by Le coq sportif !

You gave me lob on !!

Ps. I used to hate Le coq sportif but the new collection is gorgeous ! So you know, who you are. "

The French have so much style and panache and I like there little berets they always wear at a jaunty angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby!

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football.

My bouncing penis has his own little relica French football kit, made by Le coq sportif !

You gave me lob on !!

Ps. I used to hate Le coq sportif but the new collection is gorgeous ! So you know, who you are.

The French have so much style and panache and I like there little berets they always wear at a jaunty angle. "

With their garlic necklaces and baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football...?

What football...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a kick ball game on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

Don’t call me Maby!

Sorry keep forgetting u don't like that but it is mainly due to your bouncing cock when you watch football.

My bouncing penis has his own little relica French football kit, made by Le coq sportif !

You gave me lob on !!

Ps. I used to hate Le coq sportif but the new collection is gorgeous ! So you know, who you are.

The French have so much style and panache and I like there little berets they always wear at a jaunty angle.

With their garlic necklaces and baguette "

Have a word with Bernard Hainault, he needs to wind it in, saying the peloton should strike if Chris Froome is at Le Tour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a kick ball game on?

Yes, they kick the ball high and long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy"

I like the sound that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox"

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?"

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard "

Sage advice.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard "

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though."

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't like football but I am very much enjoying the fact that Argentina got stuffed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like football but I am very much enjoying the fact that Argentina got stuffed!!

Always a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a stay at home bakery chef"

"I'm a squirrel trainer"

"Our budget is £50,580. And we want a country house with a drive way and is quiet"

Basically every episode of escape to the country.

......also im banned from watching it at my parents house cause I end up shouting at the TV. Same with Bargain Hunt

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!! "

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son hates football so no reason to moan about it in this house as its never on

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

""I'm a stay at home bakery chef"

"I'm a squirrel trainer"

"Our budget is £50,580. And we want a country house with a drive way and is quiet"

Basically every episode of escape to the country.

......also im banned from watching it at my parents house cause I end up shouting at the TV. Same with Bargain Hunt"

Titters.

And I thought I was the only one who has the same reaction to them programme...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm a stay at home bakery chef"

"I'm a squirrel trainer"

"Our budget is £50,580. And we want a country house with a drive way and is quiet"

Basically every episode of escape to the country.

......also im banned from watching it at my parents house cause I end up shouting at the TV. Same with Bargain Hunt

Titters.

And I thought I was the only one who has the same reaction to them programme...

My reaction tends to be "yeah and I bet you go to the local pub and complain because the regulars are too loud and we charge per ingredient for a cocktail"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football is so overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy

I dreamed a dream"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy"

id marry you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy

id marry you

Will you share her during football season?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s football?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s football? "

Its a game that interupts soap opera's and ultimately drives women mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s football?

Its a game that interupts soap opera's and ultimately drives women mad"

Great tits btw

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What’s football?

Its a game that interupts soap opera's and ultimately drives women mad

Great tits btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch it with the guys I work with at lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watch it with the guys I work with at lunchtime.

What Escape to the Country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you."

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto"

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded"

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love "

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't get enough of the footy.im only moaning when I'm at work and missing the games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I moan about football too?

When does the rugby start again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can't get enough of the footy.im only moaning when I'm at work and missing the games"
* trots off to buy a wedding ring

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Can't get enough of the footy.im only moaning when I'm at work and missing the games"

I'm working on Sunday. Boooooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient."

#upgraded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't get enough of the footy.im only moaning when I'm at work and missing the games

I'm working on Sunday. Boooooooo!!! "

Oh no.ive tried work shifts round England game.missed last night's but seen most so far.beauty of nightshift at mo

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded"

#loveyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou"

#loveuMORE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE"

Don't let mr.cake see this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

Don't let mr.cake see this!!"

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

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I already think your gay

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh I love it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

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Don't let mr.cake see this!!

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

I already think your gay"

I'm hoping he's at least bisexual.

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over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

Don't let mr.cake see this!!

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

I already think your gay

I'm hoping he's at least bisexual."

Too late ! The drama I have done rubbed off on me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

Don't let mr.cake see this!!

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

I already think your gay

I'm hoping he's at least bisexual.

Too late ! The drama I have done rubbed off on me "

I'm confused does that mean you are bisexual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generalising much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Iceland team though.fuck they're beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Generalising much!"

Which one did you miss Bargain Hunt or Escape to the Country ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Iceland team though.fuck they're beautiful

Yeah, Peter Andre and Kerry Katona are bloody good in the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Generalising much!

Which one did you miss Bargain Hunt or Escape to the Country ?

Cheeky chops x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine."

Let it go man,it will consume you

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over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you"

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ?

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over a year ago

I don’t complain.... I love to watch the teams line up and then decide if it’s a yes or no if I’d fuck then!! Spain and Portugal was a good match!! Would have been quite a gangbang!!

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over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ? "

Neither do you by that reply

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over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ?

Neither do you by that reply"

Irony

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over a year ago

"I don’t complain.... I love to watch the teams line up and then decide if it’s a yes or no if I’d fuck then!! Spain and Portugal was a good match!! Would have been quite a gangbang!!

Do you think you could manage 22 blokes on your own then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s football?

Its a game that interupts soap opera's and ultimately drives women mad"

I don’t watch soap operas so all good.

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over a year ago

"I don’t complain.... I love to watch the teams line up and then decide if it’s a yes or no if I’d fuck then!! Spain and Portugal was a good match!! Would have been quite a gangbang!!

Do you think you could manage 22 blokes on your own then ?

Hahaha well I didn’t say yes to them all... think there was about 11/12 total from both teams... and yeah I’m sure I’d manage that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ?

Neither do you by that reply

Irony"

Try a winking emoji next time, I’m not Mystic Meg.;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t complain.... I love to watch the teams line up and then decide if it’s a yes or no if I’d fuck then!! Spain and Portugal was a good match!! Would have been quite a gangbang!!

Do you think you could manage 22 blokes on your own then ?

Hahaha well I didn’t say yes to them all... think there was about 11/12 total from both teams... and yeah I’m sure I’d manage that!!

If anyone’s up to the task, I think you could be the very lady !

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over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ?

Neither do you by that reply

Irony

Try a winking emoji next time, I’m not Mystic Meg.;)"

I dont do emojis sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry you missed an episode of Bargain Hunt ladies, they sold that shit for less than they paid for it, but the rich people still ended up fine.

Let it go man,it will consume you

You don’t do tongue in cheek do you ?

Neither do you by that reply

Irony

Try a winking emoji next time, I’m not Mystic Meg.;)

I dont do emojis sorry

Neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont gamble but i do have an online account for grand national days etc to have a little flutter.

cant stand football , bores me to tears , but i like the odds on half time / full time bets

always around the 35/1 mark , so £1 wins £35

so i bet team A to be winning first half but team B to win the game , then do the same again but in reverse,,,,

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over a year ago

"i dont gamble but i do have an online account for grand national days etc to have a little flutter.

cant stand football , bores me to tears , but i like the odds on half time / full time bets

always around the 35/1 mark , so £1 wins £35

so i bet team A to be winning first half but team B to win the game , then do the same again but in reverse,,,,

Who did you bet on to get the stone cottage in Escape to the Country though ?

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over a year ago

"i dont gamble but i do have an online account for grand national days etc to have a little flutter.

cant stand football , bores me to tears , but i like the odds on half time / full time bets

always around the 35/1 mark , so £1 wins £35

so i bet team A to be winning first half but team B to win the game , then do the same again but in reverse,,,,

update ........

tonight my little flutter paid off

serbia to be winning at half time

Switzerland to win

I BET £2.50 @ 45/1 so collected £115

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over a year ago

I’m sorry you missed Homes Under the Hammer Becky, but the rich people ended up fine.

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over a year ago

I’m sorry you missed the tennis cause of the football Becky, but the rich people end up just fine.

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over a year ago

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

Don't let mr.cake see this!!

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

I already think your gay

I'm hoping he's at least bisexual.

Too late ! The drama I have done rubbed off on me

I'm confused does that mean you are bisexual?"

Only on thrusday between 1pm and 1:01pm

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over a year ago

I’m sorry you missed eastenders cause of the football Becky, but everyone in the square still hasn’t got a washing machine.

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over a year ago

when football is on,i think women should stand beside us until we click our fingers and say "sandwich" or "more beer"

"hurry up sweet cheecks".....and then ruffle their hair when they give you the beer and say "well done"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's good I do worry.

Have you been to the loo this morning hun ?

Only for a number one,number two however is brewing nicely. Thankyou for asking.

You are more than welcome I do worry about your bowel movement.

Please keep me updated love

Maby thanks xox

It's taking it's today I'm worried. What do you think I should do?

Try to eat some prunes, wait 10 minutes go on the loo but do not seat on it, pretend it is a turkish toilet and start to cough hard

I don't have prunes in so I'll just wait til after my lunch see if it appears then. Thankyou for the suggestion though.

Don't mention it love, always happy to help a FRIEND IN NEED !!!

Friend?! I thought I meant more to you.

Until yesterday you were but as soon as I found out that you had bowel movement issue I had to downgrade you a bit.

Sorry it is just the way it is on here love.

#Idon'tbiteunlessaskedto

#backoncoursenow

#wanttobeupgraded

As Shag would say 'patience is the key' my love

I have no patience nowadays I dont have enough life to be patient.

#upgraded

#loveyou

#loveuMORE

Don't let mr.cake see this!!

How can I delete comments please ?

I don't want to create drama because someone (bananaman) mentioned earlier that men who are gay create more drama than straight men therefore I am afraid of becoming gay.

I already think your gay

I'm hoping he's at least bisexual.

Too late ! The drama I have done rubbed off on me

I'm confused does that mean you are bisexual?

Only on thrusday between 1pm and 1:01pm "

That's good enough for me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"when football is on,i think women should stand beside us until we click our fingers and say "sandwich" or "more beer"

"hurry up sweet cheecks".....and then ruffle their hair when they give you the beer and say "well done""

Phew for a minute I thought you were going to say kneel inbetween your legs,away from the view of the telly of course and unzip your trousers when you instruct.

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over a year ago

"when football is on,i think women should stand beside us until we click our fingers and say "sandwich" or "more beer"

"hurry up sweet cheecks".....and then ruffle their hair when they give you the beer and say "well done"

Phew for a minute I thought you were going to say kneel inbetween your legs,away from the view of the telly of course and unzip your trousers when you instruct."

Of course not,what do think i am a male chauvinist pig.jeeeeeez

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"when football is on,i think women should stand beside us until we click our fingers and say "sandwich" or "more beer"

"hurry up sweet cheecks".....and then ruffle their hair when they give you the beer and say "well done"

Phew for a minute I thought you were going to say kneel inbetween your legs,away from the view of the telly of course and unzip your trousers when you instruct.

Of course not,what do think i am a male chauvinist pig.jeeeeeez"

I was getting worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there football on?

I hadn't noticed.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is there football on?

I hadn't noticed."

I agree..football is so very dull...

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy"

Lucky fella

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Each to their own. I like to give oral whilst the guy watches footy

Lucky fella

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Even during half time ?? You'd have to stop for that surely so he can replace his empty Stella can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody love the World Cup. Watched every match so far. It's kind of interfering with my fab life though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the world cup and other sports

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"I bloody love the World Cup. Watched every match so far. It's kind of interfering with my fab life though

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Where's Yatton??

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over a year ago

"I bloody love the World Cup. Watched every match so far. It's kind of interfering with my fab life though

Where's Yatton??

Between Bristol and Weston super mare

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over a year ago

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"I bloody love the World Cup. Watched every match so far. It's kind of interfering with my fab life though

Where's Yatton??

Between Bristol and Weston super mare

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Now I know lol. Ok , but can we skip the Japan v Poland game , that's crap

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"I bloody love the World Cup. Watched every match so far. It's kind of interfering with my fab life though

Where's Yatton??

Between Bristol and Weston super mare

Now I know lol. Ok , but can we skip the Japan v Poland game , that's crap

Nooo.. have to watch all of them

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

There’ll be a lot more moaning come spring when they’re giving birth. There’s always an increase in the birth rate the spring following a World Cup

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