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"A flagon of ale please and 3 sleeves. " Coming up!! Hope your having nice evening!! Cheers | |||
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"Gin and tonic for me pls " Good evening!! Of course... extra large in here!! | |||
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"I’m ok with my bottle of fizz thank you .....well, for now " Good.. well let me know when I can get You something else!! | |||
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"I've been on antibiotics for the last three weeks. Tonight is the first night I can drink... I'm currently "reviewing" a selection of beers from Aldi.." Well if I can get anything just let me know!! | |||
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"A flagon of ale please and 3 sleeves. Coming up!! Hope your having nice evening!! Cheers " We are thank you. The third glass is for you ,but apart from being over presumptious, we are not sure if you like ale. Chinks glasses together. | |||
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" I’m back for more m’lady (having eaten a nice greasy kebab to soak up and cure my earlier woeful state of inebriation). I’d better start gently though....still a bit delicate here. Can I have a triple vodka on the rocks please? " Hehehe **gets the bottle out of the freezer.. yes let’s take it slow then!!! | |||
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"A flagon of ale please and 3 sleeves. Coming up!! Hope your having nice evening!! Cheers We are thank you. The third glass is for you ,but apart from being over presumptious, we are not sure if you like ale. Chinks glasses together." Oh I shall have a glass would be rude not too!! **chinks loudly!!! | |||
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"Oh please someone pour a drink for me when I get home.... At this point anything will do Loooooong ass day at work !! Oh and leave the bottle " Awww my lovely you shall have a ice cold bottle of Sauvignon Blanc waiting in an ice bucket for when you get in... oh and some maltersers!!! Mwah xxxx | |||
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"Could I have a rhubarb cider please? Ss " Excellent choice!!! Enjoy!! | |||
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"Evening Snowwhite, glass of wine and a bag of minstrels please xx" Good evening my lush friend!! **pours a very very large glass... pull up a bar stool and tell me the gossip!! I have all the chocolate we need!!! | |||
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now " Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!! | |||
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!! " Thank you. It mightn't be too long | |||
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!! Thank you. It mightn't be too long " All ready for you!! | |||
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"I’ve brought some cakes with me! Home baked, with glitter on them! " Ooh delicious!! What shall we drink with them?? Fancy sundowners or cosmopolitans or something fizzy?? | |||
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"I’ve brought some cakes with me! Home baked, with glitter on them! Ooh delicious!! What shall we drink with them?? Fancy sundowners or cosmopolitans or something fizzy?? " All of the above please! I’m going to get you tipsy and suggestible | |||
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"Oooh a nice martini! " Good evening!! Shaken or stirred... Hehehehe always wanted to say that!! | |||
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"Champagne all the way tonight....had a right touch this evening..... " Hello... coming up!!! | |||
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day! Geeky x" Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!! pours you a cup of tea!! | |||
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day! Geeky x Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!! pours you a cup of tea!! " Hi, we are ok just been very busy with work and stuff, still pop in from time to time!! Are you well? Xx | |||
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight. " You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!! | |||
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie " Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers?? | |||
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day! Geeky x Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!! pours you a cup of tea!! Hi, we are ok just been very busy with work and stuff, still pop in from time to time!! Are you well? Xx" Awww as long as your both well!! I’m ok... ticking over!! Please stop by again soon!! Big squishy hugs mwah xxxx | |||
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"Ohhhhhhh banned word, diet cola, straight please " Coming right up!!! | |||
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers?? " I'll have 2, want to still be going when you finish serving | |||
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers?? I'll have 2, want to still be going when you finish serving " Ok... hands glass over slowly!! | |||
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight. You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!! " For you my lady, I think a couple of Cherry B's are in order for the next round. | |||
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"Ohhhhhhh banned word, diet cola, straight please Coming right up!!! " Thank you. You now have different clothing on, are you magic? | |||
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight. You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!! For you my lady, I think a couple of Cherry B's are in order for the next round. " | |||
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"Ohhhhhhh banned word, diet cola, straight please Coming right up!!! Thank you. You now have different clothing on, are you magic? " Yes of course I am!! I’m Snow White!! And I had a quick change while the bar was quiet!! | |||
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"Back again (having spewed up a good’un in the gents) Um.....can I have a pint of Fosters please this time? Oh.....could you also lean forward slightly for me whilst handling the pump in a slow, sexually enticing manner also? " Hahahaha if I must!!! | |||
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"Double gin and singled tonic please OP" Of course!!! Extra large!! Enjoy!! | |||
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"Well after that gym session can I have a pint " Of course you can!! | |||
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"Well after that gym session can I have a pint Of course you can!! " Peroni please | |||
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"Well after that gym session can I have a pint Of course you can!! Peroni please " Coming up!! | |||
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on" He’s not tonight! Cancelled!! | |||
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on" I staggered up on stage earlier but had barely sung two notes before the ensembled crowd became hostile and started booing me and throwing peanuts at my person. Philistines! | |||
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on I staggered up on stage earlier but had barely sung two notes before the ensembled crowd became hostile and started booing me and throwing peanuts at my person. Philistines! " Well you was a bit out of tune!!! | |||
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"Oh please someone pour a drink for me when I get home.... At this point anything will do Loooooong ass day at work !! Oh and leave the bottle Awww my lovely you shall have a ice cold bottle of Sauvignon Blanc waiting in an ice bucket for when you get in... oh and some maltersers!!! Mwah xxxx" Oh your so my type of girl | |||
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on He’s not tonight! Cancelled!! " Well get me a mic im in an entertaining mood | |||
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"I’m ok with my bottle of fizz thank you .....well, for now Good.. well let me know when I can get You something else!! " Now there’s a suggestion!! Can I have a black coffee and a Tia Maria on ice please? And what would you like in return? | |||
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard......." Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink? | |||
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"I’m ok with my bottle of fizz thank you .....well, for now Good.. well let me know when I can get You something else!! Now there’s a suggestion!! Can I have a black coffee and a Tia Maria on ice please? And what would you like in return? " I’ll have a coffee with you and a Baileys but no ice!! | |||
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"Thought there was s pub quiz on at half ten?" There is... | |||
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"Thought there was s pub quiz on at half ten? There is... " Cool.. Quiz sheet for The Furious Mass Debate Over 40's Group. | |||
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard....... Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink? " I really would, I’ve just asked for Piano Man and think he’s going to play it any moment....... | |||
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard....... Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink? I really would, I’ve just asked for Piano Man and think he’s going to play it any moment......." Ooh I love that song... and I will pour you another drink!!! 2 fingers!!! | |||
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"A glass of Malbec please " Hi PB!! Coming up... I’ll leave the bottle!! | |||
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"The gin went down a treat earlier. As it’s Friday tomorrow maybe a cheeky wee whisky nightcap is allowed. So a wee dram would be perfect! Thanks Snow. " Good glad you enjoyed!!! Single malt coming up! | |||
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"A glass of Malbec please Hi PB!! Coming up... I’ll leave the bottle!! " Is it full?? | |||
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"A glass of Malbec please Hi PB!! Coming up... I’ll leave the bottle!! Is it full?? " Yes!! | |||
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"The gin went down a treat earlier. As it’s Friday tomorrow maybe a cheeky wee whisky nightcap is allowed. So a wee dram would be perfect! Thanks Snow. Good glad you enjoyed!!! Single malt coming up! " Thank you! I didn’t sleep so well last night. But feeling much better this evening and that will send me right off in a wee bit. | |||
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!! The bar will reopen tonight!! " Good! | |||
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!! The bar will reopen tonight!! Good! " Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!! | |||
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!! The bar will reopen tonight!! Good! Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!! " Well if you ‘need a hand’ whilst your down there, I’m always happy to oblige | |||
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"Is the bar open yet, I’m gasping! " Of course.. what can I get you? | |||
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!! The bar will reopen tonight!! Good! Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!! Well if you ‘need a hand’ whilst your down there, I’m always happy to oblige " Oh well I think I might just need a hand... you know it’s dark down there!! Wouldn’t want to trip over!! | |||
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"I’ll start with a mojito tonight please......." Ooh mixing it up!! Well of course!! | |||
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"Done for the night, may I have my usual coffee white and two please" Yes of course!!! Enjoy xx | |||
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"I have a craving for those woo hoo’s From the slug and lettuce. If you can make it happen OP I will be in my happy place " If that is what it takes then you shall have... always like to take people to their happy place!! Enjoy!! | |||
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"A banana milf shake please " .... i shall make it now!!! | |||
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"Southern comfort and Ice please ??" Mmmm lovely I’ll have one with you!! Enjoy x | |||
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"I’ll start with a mojito tonight please....... Ooh mixing it up!! Well of course!! " I’m up for a Bahama Mama now if that’s ok? | |||
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