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"First orders! Righty oh.....may I start with a cider please......and keep them coming whilst I consider my second choice of beverage " Good evening Mr S... and of course you may... served with lots of ice!!! | |||
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"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink.... I don’t bite!!! And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!” " Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice | |||
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"School night so I’ll just have water please " Have a couple, we can share a cab home | |||
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"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink.... I don’t bite!!! And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!” Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice" Hello and welcome and yes of course!!! Just how it should be served!! | |||
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"I'm having a shit couple of days, everything is shit and everyone is shit. Pass me everything off the top shelf and keep em coming" Oooh dear.... well I will pass you one bottle at a time!! ** it won’t last forever things will get better!! So take a big breath and a big drink!! Hugs for you too!!! | |||
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"School night so I’ll just have water please " Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too? | |||
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"I'm having a shit couple of days, everything is shit and everyone is shit. Pass me everything off the top shelf and keep em coming Oooh dear.... well I will pass you one bottle at a time!! ** it won’t last forever things will get better!! So take a big breath and a big drink!! Hugs for you too!!! " I feel better already | |||
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"Oooh can i have a bottle of ice cold hoegaarden please " Hey you... yes of course you can xx | |||
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"Hello Snow, can I please have a very large glass of rosé wine. Thank you x" Evening and of course you can... in fact here’s the bottle!! | |||
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"School night so I’ll just have water please Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too? " Yes please | |||
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"Hello snow! (Blushes in front of the prettiest bar lady around) may I have a double rum and please. " Good evening!! No need to blush with me!! You may have a double and I’ll have the next ones waiting | |||
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"Make mine a double laphroaig" Coming up!! | |||
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"I'll have a pint of appletise with ice pleas " Helllllooo seaside... thanks for stopping by... here you go my lovely!!! | |||
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"Oooh can i have a bottle of ice cold hoegaarden please Hey you... yes of course you can xx" Thankyou lovely xx | |||
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"I'll have a pint of appletise with ice pleas Helllllooo seaside... thanks for stopping by... here you go my lovely!!! " Thank you very much. I need a good cold drink as ive been working all day in a hot kitchen. | |||
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"I'll have a espresso please I've got a 12 hour shift too do " Booooo!!! Better make it two!!! | |||
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"Mixed fruit koppaburg please." Coming up!!! | |||
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"I'll have a espresso please I've got a 12 hour shift too do Booooo!!! Better make it two!!! " | |||
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"School night so I’ll just have water please Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too? Yes please " Done | |||
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"A large white wine please x " Of course my lovely!!! Mwah x | |||
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"Hello lovely Snow I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave x" Good evening Ms K.... I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!! | |||
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"Hello, can't stay just popped in to enquire about opening time tomorrow after work. " It will be about 5-6pm.... | |||
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"This cider is great stuff m’lady! The ceiling is looking mighty fine from down here on the floor..... " The ceiling is a great view from there! I had it painted specially for that reason!! | |||
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"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka " Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!! | |||
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"Glass of wine would be lovely " Hello gorgeous!! I shall pour you an extra large one!! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical " How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs | |||
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"Hello lovely Snow I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave x Good evening Ms K.... I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!! " | |||
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"Hello lovely Snow I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave x Good evening Ms K.... I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!! " Let me know if you need anything!! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs " I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one | |||
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"The usual for me please " What will it be... cider or tequila??? | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one " I think you’ll enjoy it!!! | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please " Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers | |||
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"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!! " A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order | |||
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"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!! A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order" Oooh nooo! You might need it as liquid pain relief!!! | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers " Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... " Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one " You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us " **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! | |||
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"After this day a nice cold pint of Carlsberg served with a smile from a beautiful barmaid would really hit the spot " Oh dear... doesn’t sound good... but will gladly serve you a drink with a smile!!! | |||
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"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!! A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order My shoes are ruined Oooh nooo! You might need it as liquid pain relief!!! " | |||
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"Hello snow, I’ve had a great day so I’ll have a bottle of don Perrier I’m celebrating Anybody that wants to join me feel free, grab a glass and pour yourself one snow Thanks x" That’s great to know!!! Always happy when someone has had a great day!!! **gets the cork to go with a loud bang without spilling any!! | |||
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"Fuck it sex on the beach later sexy bar lady xx" Hahaha well how about a sex on the beach now!! And we will see about later! | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! " It's getting better by the minute What can I get you | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! It's getting better by the minute What can I get you " I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade! | |||
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"Fuck it sex on the beach later sexy bar lady xx Hahaha well how about a sex on the beach now!! And we will see about later! " Was meant to say please not later I'm so sorry xx | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! " Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. " Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! " And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!! | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! It's getting better by the minute What can I get you I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade! " Large one? | |||
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"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x" Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three? | |||
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"The usual for me please What will it be... cider or tequila??? " Cider please...nice and refreshing...those tequilas done me the other night | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!! " Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that | |||
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"The usual for me please What will it be... cider or tequila??? Cider please...nice and refreshing...those tequilas done me the other night " Coming up... | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! It's getting better by the minute What can I get you I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade! Large one? " Always!! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!! Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that " I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments! | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! It's getting better by the minute What can I get you I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade! Large one? Always!! " Make mine a double | |||
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"Cheers... Fuck it.... Can I have Peroni now please Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers Strange rituals in this bar Care to join me for a cool one... Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!! It's getting better by the minute What can I get you I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade! Large one? Always!! Make mine a double " Coming up!! What would you like to chat about? | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! " Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again. | |||
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"Large J D and please " Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again. " It is in my bar!!! | |||
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"Large J D and please Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! " Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again. " Supersize measures in here; I’ve only downed two ciders and already I can’t feel my legs.... | |||
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"Large J D and please Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x" Right back at ya! | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. " Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again. Supersize measures in here; I’ve only downed two ciders and already I can’t feel my legs.... " I’ll feel them for you... just to make sure they are ok!! | |||
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"Large J D and please Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x Right back at ya! " Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol | |||
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"Large J D and please Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x Right back at ya! Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol " Only way is to swallow it down in one!! | |||
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"Good evening, it looks busy in here I definitely need a drink today! Could I have a pint of Jaipur please?" Hello again! Yes it has been busy tonight! Coming up!! Enjoy! | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! " You joining? | |||
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"Large J D and please Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day! Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x Right back at ya! Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol Only way is to swallow it down in one!! " Glad to hear that | |||
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"Good evening, it looks busy in here I definitely need a drink today! Could I have a pint of Jaipur please? Hello again! Yes it has been busy tonight! Coming up!! Enjoy! " Thank you It's the perfect evening for the beer garden | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! You joining? " Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it” | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!! Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments! " I think we should go down to the cellar and errrmmmmm restock the bar...... | |||
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"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. Good evening!! Extra large coming up!! Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again. It is in my bar!!! " You should think about opening a bar for real! | |||
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"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us **gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!! Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold! And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!! Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments! I think we should go down to the cellar and errrmmmmm restock the bar...... " **looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!! | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! You joining? Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it” " Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer! | |||
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"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going? " Oh that doesn’t sound good | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! You joining? Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it” Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer!" Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!! | |||
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"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going? " Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO? | |||
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"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going? Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO? " Perfect | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! You joining? Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it” Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer! Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!! " I’ll get d*unk and then I’ll get randy though. It’s a vicious cycle. | |||
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"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going? Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO? Perfect " Ok here you are!! Hope things get better soon!!! Xx | |||
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" **looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!! " You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady x | |||
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"Evening all, Whisky on the rocks for me please " Coming up!! | |||
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"Yes with this sunshine can I have a long cool Strongbow " Of course you can!!! Enjoy!!! | |||
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"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!! You joining? Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it” Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer! Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!! I’ll get d*unk and then I’ll get randy though. It’s a vicious cycle." Oh dear... well I’ll stop you before the one before the horn kicks in!!! | |||
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" **looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!! You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady x" Moi.... why do you think I’m called Snow White?? I like people to think I’m all innocent and pure!!! | |||
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" **looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!! You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady x Moi.... why do you think I’m called Snow White?? I like people to think I’m all innocent and pure!!! " Ha! Well you certainly had me fooled, you dark horse you! I think I like dirty Snow White just as much as pure Snow White! X | |||
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"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink.... I don’t bite!!! And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!” Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice Hello and welcome and yes of course!!! Just how it should be served!! " Thank you. Service with a smile, a great cleavage and amazing ass! I'll be back for a refill | |||
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"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed... Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? " Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want?? | |||
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"Just finished setting up the temp bar for our weekend beer festival, my knees and back ache, so coffee , white and too and someone to give my back a good massage please " Good evening... coming right up... lean over and I’ll rub you down!!! | |||
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"Would it be wrong to have another gin? " No of course not!!! | |||
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"Would it be wrong to have another gin? " in a minute, I am getting my back rubbed xx | |||
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"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed... Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want?? " Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too? | |||
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"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed... Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want?? Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too? " Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!! | |||
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"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions? " Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!! | |||
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"Snow White ma'am. May I please have a monkey47 G&T please. Oh and pour yourself one, of your choosing obviously" Good evening... of course you may!!! And thank you!!! | |||
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"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions? Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!! " Sounds delish. You have my mouth watering. | |||
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"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions? Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!! Sounds delish. You have my mouth watering. " It really is... | |||
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"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three? " Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........ | |||
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"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three? Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........ " ...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! | |||
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"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed... Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want?? Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too? Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!! " There is nothing better than enjoying a screaming orgasm together...don’t you agree? | |||
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"Il have a latte pls" Good evening and of course!!! | |||
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"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three? Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........ ...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! " When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two | |||
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"large gin & tonic xx (plymouth gin) please xxx " Hello there... pouring an extra large G and T for you!! | |||
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"Il have a latte pls Good evening and of course!!! " Thank you not too hot just how i like it | |||
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"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed... Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want?? Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too? Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!! There is nothing better than enjoying a screaming orgasm together...don’t you agree? " **holds two more cocktail glasses and leans forwards and whispers in your ear... ‘you know I agree’ | |||
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"Il have a latte pls Good evening and of course!!! Thank you not too hot just how i like it" Your welcome!! | |||
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"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three? Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........ ...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two " Why thank you! I might just do that!! | |||
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"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift" Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!! | |||
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"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!! " cheers hun. keep the redbull flowing all night please | |||
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"...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two Why thank you! I might just do that!! " I’ll keep a seat warm for you | |||
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"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!! cheers hun. keep the redbull flowing all night please" Of course!!! It’s here when you need more!! Hope you can relax now a bit!! X | |||
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"...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two Why thank you! I might just do that!! I’ll keep a seat warm for you " **squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest! | |||
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"...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two Why thank you! I might just do that!! I’ll keep a seat warm for you **squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest! " Sit yourself down and have a quick stiff one | |||
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"...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two Why thank you! I might just do that!! I’ll keep a seat warm for you **squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest! Sit yourself down and have a quick stiff one " Why thank you!! As I’m still serving it will have to be a quickie this time!! | |||
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"Vodka lime & soda please x" Coming up!!! Enjoy!! | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. " Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! | |||
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"A bottle of arsenic please ... " Noooooo let’s open a bottle of wine together... pull up a chair my lovely!!! Xx | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! " Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too? | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too? " No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!! | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too? No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!! " Oh the disappointment. | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too? No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!! Oh the disappointment. " Awww I’ll wipe your brow this one time! | |||
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"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything. Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!! Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too? No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!! Oh the disappointment. Awww I’ll wipe your brow this one time! " You're a doll, anything else you want to get your hands on while you're at it? | |||
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"Bottle of Veuve please.......I’ve always been greedy....... " That’s not greedy!! You enjoy!!! | |||
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