FabSwingers.com forum: Mock the Week

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Things not to say on a fab date........

I can't wait to get into your knickers, you remind me of my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I'm so glad we are dating

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

"Is it in yet?

if you can't tell? Without looking down... can you tell if there is one in you now?

messing xxx

mwah xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

you wont meet anyone else now, will you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

smile, the lads in work are watching us on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do love you........

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cant wait for you to meet my mummy...

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

My 13 year old sun needs to lose his vaginity i was hoping he could join in (you look up and he['s wanking at the side of the bed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what shall we call the baby? Xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Does this hanky smell of chloroform?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Just bought a few that I can leave here, toothbrush, hair brush, deodrants, perfume, some underwear and few pieces of clothing. I'll move rest in shortly

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When is the wedding

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

You know i said i was on the pill

mwahahha haha haha haaaa

Gutted you twat

later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When is the wedding

Bugger I've heard that one xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah but when will you call me. I know you said you would but when. Give me a time and date. Will it be tomorrow, you can call tomorrow... or on your way home. Why not do that? Call on your way home... and when you get home.... and tomorrow 'coz the first two were just to check you are safe and don't count. So call me tomorrow and on the way home. You can text when you are home and I'll call you. Promise you'll call, go on promise, promise and tell me when.....oops I nearly forgot... come in and take your coat off. Would you like a coffee before we go upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck !!! ...It split...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bloody hell you were my first... in my country that means we have to marry!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nah sorry, but the meet I had this morning was so much better, and the girl from this afternoon had a much better bj technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What username shall we give our couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was the best sex ever... well almost the best... you dont quite have the same technique as my sister.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What username shall we give our couples profile

Don't I have had that one before... when we was in bed... the first time we met hahahaha

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've made some space for some of your clothes in the wardrobe... just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the best i've had this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be alarmed if you taste something a bit funky when you give me oral.... it's only my dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ur Bo that turns me on...dont wash anything

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Oh yeah baby, harder , harder, yeah oh god yeah.... hold on, stop stop stop.... I think I just shit.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

right,get yer knickers off,this wont take long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell...??

Oh...its only Nanny in the spare room.....she made the finger buffet !?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha nooo dont be silly, the gaffer tape, lime, lawn darts at the side of my bed are just for decoration"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I couldn't find any loo roll in the bathroom, so where shall I put this towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets play doctors and nurses....here's the speculum and the swab

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Can I piss down your cock before you fuck me?

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

I'm famous you know? have you seen the film TEETH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's make this a quick one, the wife's due home in 10 minutes and she's in a foul mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right,get yer knickers off,this wont take long.

This is supposed ta be a fictitious thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now look what you made me do, i told you oral makes me need a shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right since ur hubbies off to the toilet , is he rich?...just i know some guys...well...u know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My child has leukemia...she`s in a hospice...

I`m skint..till my art , held in customs is released...

I`d give anything..if you could..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hee heee... that wasn't me silly, that was the dog rimming you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh sorry forgot to tell you i had a STD a few weeks ago i think it gone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hee heee... that wasn't me silly, that was the dog rimming you."

Have you any peanut butter...drives him wild ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know if you find a watch up there

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Are you actually good at anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hee heee... that wasn't me silly, that was the dog rimming you.

Have you any peanut butter...drives him wild ..."
and he has a big cock if you want we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i often find that if you just suck the puss out of the spots you can imagine that their actually like little bubbles of custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what do you mean you're only 15 !!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"right,get yer knickers off,this wont take long.

This is supposed ta be a fictitious thread xx

oi! i'll have you know,i'm up to three thrusts now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you suck cock just like my last meet he had the same surname and address as you is he your dad

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Honestly I am looking for NSA....but you won't see anyone will you

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... haaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... ha ha ..........ha ha ha haaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha..... please tell me it's a grower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind the rumours my last meet consented to sex

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do a good job or I'm starting a thread about you.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right,get yer knickers off,this wont take long.

This is supposed ta be a fictitious thread xx

oi! i'll have you know,i'm up to three thrusts now.

definitely fictitious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy making some regular money...?

I know a few joints...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When you asked do i like chocolate, i thought you meant . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here`s Johnny"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That's the trouble with hotel rooms, you can't dim the lights.... do you mind if I squint or just not look at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit the condom broke dont worry the cum will drip out of you in awhile

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

We should stop now, i'm teaching you History in five minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see the cellar...

Some of Mummy`s things are down there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you shit on my cock before i fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other profile is " cumbucket "..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Curvy? I bet I could stand my bike up in that fold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im new to all this will you show me the ropes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They say the camera adds 10lbs.... just how many have you eaten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing isn`t good fer your essential oils...sniff !!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

Now start walking towards me ....and back again, and forward ....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I take a photo to show my mates... we're playing munter bingo.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can I smell fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind grandma she likes ta sit and watch she'll be no bother xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I comb your hair....such lovely hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you can't have a bj, I'm busy.

Wank in a glass and I'll drink it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I comb your hair....such lovely hair..."

That was nice, although I do like the wind rushing through my hair ...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I show you my special wall, it's where I keep all the pictures of you.... I keep the dvd's of your chatroom camming in date order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG mum!!!! I didn't recognise you from behind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lovely place...by the butchers and graveyard...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you"

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Shall i wish your photo a happy silver anniversary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to fist u the way i stuff a turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does your nan want to come on our next meet she can clean me after i cum in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day."
ok get the bag and put it on over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you mind wearing Mummys dress....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the tag? Yeah but don't worry my stalking days are over now honest xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you need your GTN spray??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head"

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

no... the condom is suppose to go over the OTHER head!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone else in this thread bet me I couldn't get you into bed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You`re my fantasy girl....Camilla..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Sorry, I thought I could do it, I really did. I was trying not to be shallow and I do know you are funny and all that.... but now it's all there, in the *gag* flesh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your tits aren`t saggy in yer pics ?..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OMG, I'd never have guessed that "Pussyangel" was a sixteen stone hairy trucker.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Those veins actually look just like the street map of the estate I live on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

"
yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Broadmoor....I feel safe there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a man xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you"

I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive always been sexually active and very good with the ladies... just look under my patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you

I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight."
its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You're not my type at all... but the fit ones are just too fussy on this site.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you

I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight.its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met"

Ohhhhhh that's what the grey dusty stuff is.... did you put the urn back on the fireplace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been lucky in love

Been married twice now

First wife died eating poisoned mushrooms

Second wife an axe blow to the head

Really that's awful how did the second wife's death happen ?

She didn't like mushrooms xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you

I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head

Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then

yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you

I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight.its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met

Ohhhhhh that's what the grey dusty stuff is.... did you put the urn back on the fireplace?"
was that ur teeth that was in that vase on the fireplace

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Seeing you like this has just reminded me... I need to get my spanner back from next door.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Btw... I just got a text and I'm winning at munter bingo... thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a male to a single female- I thought it would be fine if my mates did you while you were here- you must be up for it, we met on a sex site!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Seeing you like this has just reminded me... I need to get my spanner back from next door."

bugger wondered what I did wrong and you have just reminded me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to eat your pussy - with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I use your phone, I need to tell my next meet I'm going to be early after all....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you see me out with my mates, please don't tell them I slept with you... they think I'm meeting someone fit.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I will be totally discreet… like I’d ever admit fucking you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Of course I'll write you a nice verification and say how good you were... it's not like anyone ever tells the truth in those things.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No you're nothing like the girls I pull at the pub.... they are easy and fit.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's so liberating having sex with someone you only have to pretend to fancy.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

will you remember to bring me breakfast in bed in the morning

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you sure that pic on fab was recent you got wrinkles now...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you're the most sympathetic person i have ever known.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

hold still whilst i park my bike

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Can this be our secret, I dont want people to know we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm Honey youre so tight..

Thanks... Its the pox marks and warts... They button up like a waistcoat...;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

same place, same time - next century

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I know I said you are just my type and that I find you sexy.... but if I am honest.... I just wanted a change from wanking.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You ACTUALLY believed that... really?... fuck me you are gullible.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not saying any hole is a goal... but I just scored at the away end.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have confidence issues around physically attractive people…. that’s why I meet people like you.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

What a great read .. hahaha

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do I like best about you? Well I guess the obvious one is you didn't delete my messages.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

you do know i will be starting a forum thread about this dont you?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Daddy always liked it when i used my teeth!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Sorry,can i just ask for a bit of advice on my profile,im not having much luck?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Leave the lights on babe... I already know you're ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you have more folds than an origami swan.

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