FabSwingers.com forum: Strange pictures

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different "

Was it in a mortuary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pictures that people have had their gynecologist take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman on all fours with a table leg up her arse ...

Still attached to the table as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Was it in a mortuary?

Tag as in tracker for criminal types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman on all fours with a table leg up her arse ...

Still attached to the table as well

Sounds like a logistical nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in. "

Rubber faced hammer?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in. "

wonder if it added to the flavour

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

someone ejaculating into a cup of coffee.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bookmarked for later

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in.

wonder if it added to the flavour"

I wonder if it came with ice

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

" someone ejaculating into a cup of coffee.

ahh so with cream then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in.

wonder if it added to the flavour

I wonder if it came with ice

Cum icecubes! That guy was onto something!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in.

wonder if it added to the flavour

I wonder if it came with ice

slice of lime?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A 'lady' with a 24 pack of felt tip pens up her fanny.

Thank God she'd taken them out of the packet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I never look at “new public pics” section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I never look at “new public pics” section

That place can be a minefield

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in. "

A bottle??????

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

How about a cyberman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I never look at “new public pics” section

That place can be a minefield

Photo Mods must need to have a cast iron constitution!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Was it in a mortuary?

Tag as in tracker for criminal types "

Nothing unusual about that then.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Sundry large vegetables inserted into surprisingly accommodating front and/or back bottoms.

It's like a greengrocers nightmare sometimes.

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By *lexa999Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A woman, blindfolded and tied up with a cordless drill by her feet on what appeared to be a wooden board. However the next picture was zoomed out and it was on top of a coffin

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A bottle of beer or a bottle of something anyway up a guys bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman on all fours with a table leg up her arse ...

Still attached to the table as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny sewn closed with black thread

It was taken down pretty quick thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'lady' with a 24 pack of felt tip pens up her fanny.

Thank God she'd taken them out of the packet!!

I'm just picturing the big multi sharpie pack lol x

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

There used to be a guy in the chat rooms who would invite people to watch him insert a tennis ball into his anus.

Ignoring for a moment the practicality of fitting something that wide into ones anus, the fluff! And poo nuggets!

I hasten to add that I never viewed it.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I would imagine that would be very hard to remove, a bit of a strange explanation at hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with the cord of an iron wrapped around his cock with the iron just hanging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'lady' with a 24 pack of felt tip pens up her fanny.

Thank God she'd taken them out of the packet!!

She sounds colourful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'lady' with a 24 pack of felt tip pens up her fanny.

Thank God she'd taken them out of the packet!!

I'm just picturing the big multi sharpie pack lol x"

People are always pinching my sharpies at work. I might try that

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

A cock pic over the loo & argh it hadn’t been flushed! You could see an s bend Mamba bigger than his cock yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of shoes in a frame on the background wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A picture of shoes in a frame on the background wall"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not particularly strange, but I love the ones when someone takes a selfie in a mirror with the flash on, if yer lucky you can just make out a silhouette of the bottom of their legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Was it in a mortuary?

Slabswingers.com

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Was it in a mortuary?

Slabswingers.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sundry large vegetables inserted into surprisingly accommodating front and/or back bottoms.

It's like a greengrocers nightmare sometimes.

This... the first casualty of fab is innocence.

Also a ‘hammer’ picture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers on a sex site. Proper mental that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there"

A full. Sized one?

If so that's terrifying!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

" someone ejaculating into a cup of coffee.

Was it baldrick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

A full. Sized one?

If so that's terrifying! "

It was a full sized basketball

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"There used to be a guy in the chat rooms who would invite people to watch him insert a tennis ball into his anus.

Ignoring for a moment the practicality of fitting something that wide into ones anus, the fluff! And poo nuggets!

I hasten to add that I never viewed it.

Ignoring the insertion question. It would be the extraction that most worried me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

A full. Sized one?

If so that's terrifying!

It was a full sized basketball "

But....but.... how? Why?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A picture of shoes in a frame on the background wall"

Ridiculous.

No one would do that.....

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"There used to be a guy in the chat rooms who would invite people to watch him insert a tennis ball into his anus.

Ignoring for a moment the practicality of fitting something that wide into ones anus, the fluff! And poo nuggets!

I hasten to add that I never viewed it.

Ignoring the insertion question. It would be the extraction that most worried me!"

Ive heard of tennis elbow, but tennis ARSE???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

A full. Sized one?

If so that's terrifying!

It was a full sized basketball "

Ouch!

Why would they think

That was ever a good idea

And that people would want to See that!

Shudders

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By *rban-NitesCouple
over a year ago

LONDON (SE)

"What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Was it in a mortuary?

Slabswingers.com

^^^ This had me laughing to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few where, no matter which way you turn it, you can't tell what it is.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I always think some of the most fabbed photos are strange, the look of desperation in some of their eyes is a bit scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a few where, no matter which way you turn it, you can't tell what it is."

That's why I don't have a face pic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A 'lady' with a 24 pack of felt tip pens up her fanny.

Thank God she'd taken them out of the packet!!

Some of her artwork, if she'd kept them in, would have been a profile differentiator

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"How about a cyberman?

They turn me on

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Not on a profile, but sent to me. The chap had cum on a biscuit and was placing it in his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I got onto page 3 of mens hot pics there was a guy with his cock placed on a hotdog bun....and yes he did have more fabs than me.

Perspective.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Not on a profile, but sent to me. The chap had cum on a biscuit and was placing it in his mouth.

"Soggy Biscuit" fun party game.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"A woman on all fours with a table leg up her arse ...

Still attached to the table as well

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"A woman, blindfolded and tied up with a cordless drill by her feet on what appeared to be a wooden board. However the next picture was zoomed out and it was on top of a coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vagina pic with a tampon string hanging out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with about a dozen candles sticking out of their flaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I think it’s safe to say, people’s views can really stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my in a bunny suit but I try get my personality across via pics as well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The man curled up half in and half out an oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy with the cord of an iron wrapped around his cock with the iron just hanging. "

That’d get the creases out of it...

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"This is why I never look at “new public pics” section

oh God I know I am going to look now...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

A couple sent me a pic of the lady with 8 bananas up her flaps and another looked like she was giving birth to a watermelon.

We didn't meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sundry large vegetables inserted into surprisingly accommodating front and/or back bottoms.

It's like a greengrocers nightmare sometimes.

Oh that made me chuckle

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"The Jack Daniels up the foof pic.

It's square! I still don't know how they got it in. "

The lady in question has had half the men of fab in her vagina.A bottle of JD never touched the sides

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sundry large vegetables inserted into surprisingly accommodating front and/or back bottoms.

It's like a greengrocers nightmare sometimes.

Oh that made me chuckle

My work here is done.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

After reading the above posts, thankfully the strangest for me is people with family Inc children pictures in the background 'why or how would you not notice?'

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there"

No, can’t be right. Surely that’s impossible..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

No, can’t be right. Surely that’s impossible.."

You'd think so, although I've seen a video clip of a fellah putting his entire head inside a foof...

Some things cannot be unseen, there's not enough eye bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just there

Like wtf!!

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

One lady forumite on this thread shared a cock pic she’d been sent with me once.

It look very much like a toadstool

And a fairly rancid one at that

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Ffs *looked

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Guys with white towels hung off their cocks...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

No, can’t be right. Surely that’s impossible..

You'd think so, although I've seen a video clip of a fellah putting his entire head inside a foof...

Some things cannot be unseen, there's not enough eye bleach."

You are definitely making that up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading the above posts, thankfully the strangest for me is people with family Inc children pictures in the background 'why or how would you not notice?' "

Some people are strange. Report the pics.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A basketball in a vagina, she looked really pleased it was in there

No, can’t be right. Surely that’s impossible..

You'd think so, although I've seen a video clip of a fellah putting his entire head inside a foof...

Some things cannot be unseen, there's not enough eye bleach.

You are definitely making that up!!"

Oh I wish I was.......

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"How about a cyberman?

That’s just cool. Was watching Rise Of The Cybermen, and Age Of Steel at weekend. I’ll take the geek glasses off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After reading these I'm reminded of one forum thread I saw where a guy had pics of him getting his cock in his own arse the general thoughts were a mix of 'how?' And 'credit where its due'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw an x-ray picture of a man with an action man stuck up his arse, feet just poking out!

Always a good idea to ask ones self...how will I explain this at A&E if it goes wrong before committing to something 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The man curled up half in and half out an oven"

He was hot though.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The man curled up half in and half out an oven

He was hot though. "

Sizzling.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Not on a profile, but sent to me. The chap had cum on a biscuit and was placing it in his mouth."

That just made my stomach turn ewwww

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"After reading these I'm reminded of one forum thread I saw where a guy had pics of him getting his cock in his own arse the general thoughts were a mix of 'how?' And 'credit where its due' "

I watched someone do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just browsing new pics. Opened a profile. Had a nose at all

Pics.

Guy with a gear stick up his arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the oddest picture you've seen on a profile I recall seeing an ankle with a tag on it I thought that a bit different

Bloke sat in a wetsuit and flippers...gas mask on. Henry hoover attached to his dick.

on cam...guy stirring his hot tea with his dick....

I needed therapy after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The double prolapse photos. I was genuinely concerned for the lady.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's the odd things in the background I like to spot, saw one the other day that was a standard dick pic, on looking closely the fire surround in the background was covered in wee China beaver or otter ornaments, dozens of them.

Also the guys dog could just be seen in the corner of the pic looking at him like "ffs put it away dude"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" someone ejaculating into a cup of coffee.

Wtf

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

The one odd picture that comes to mind is seeing a guy hang several shirts on coat hangers off his cock, with a big beaming smile!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Not on a profile, but sent to me. The chap had cum on a biscuit and was placing it in his mouth.

That just made my stomach turn ewwww"

It was a digestive.

Does that make it any better?

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