FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants

Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.

Make them good though, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Youtube channel is losing subs, im not expecting Pewdiepie level but some gain would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on holiday recently and went to the local supermarket. Then in the que I was stood behind a woman that gave £10 worth of 5p coins over to the bloke. I was stood there ages.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now

Your very pretty, entitlement as in how?

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My Youtube channel is losing subs, im not expecting Pewdiepie level but some gain would be nice"

Pranks, toy reviews or ROBLOX and you’ll be winning

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it. "

Ranting on someone else’s behalf? Novel approach

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I was on holiday recently and went to the local supermarket. Then in the que I was stood behind a woman that gave £10 worth of 5p coins over to the bloke. I was stood there ages."

Inconsiderate shoppers? Approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now

Pink shows me the sort of messages she gets and I can imagine it would drive you potty. Plus there are some ugly penises on Fab

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ??"

All are a chance for new experiences and memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to rant about those fools in the supermarkets that use the aisles as social clubs, usually double parking trolleys and blocking anyone from getting by....Twats!

Those same Twats then decide that after catching up on the adventures of uncle knobhead, they proceed to checkouts, and then decide to stop in front of the stores main doors, causing yet another blockage, so they can check their fucking receipts.

Ffs, do it in the car, at home, on the shitter, just anywhere but the entrance to the shop you inconsiderate fuckwits!!!!!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd like to rant about those fools in the supermarkets that use the aisles as social clubs, usually double parking trolleys and blocking anyone from getting by....Twats!

Ffs, do it in the car, at home, on the shitter, just anywhere but the entrance to the shop you inconsiderate fuckwits!!!!!

Those people get right up my nose - supermarkets should create cordoned off areas for them so they don’t get in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people get right up my nose - supermarkets should create cordoned off areas for them so they don’t get in the way.

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They should flash a big sign at the entrance....

'This is a shop, a place to exchange goods for money. NOT A SOCIAL CLUBHOUSE!'

I bugs me just a smidge

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants

Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.

Make them good though, eh?"

Know all muppets over reacting.

Horrible losers venting.

Idiots.

Everywhere stupidity.

*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants

Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.

Make them good though, eh?

Know all muppets over reacting.

Horrible losers venting.

Idiots.

Everywhere stupidity.

*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40

Other than football, what is bugging you today?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants

Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.

Make them good though, eh?

Know all muppets over reacting.

Horrible losers venting.

Idiots.

Everywhere stupidity.

*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40

Other than football, what is bugging you today?

I'm OK with the footie.

The only bonus to being between jobs, I've never seen so much of the world cup.

As for the rest.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sooooo much work to do but am totally exhausted!!!!! Help!!!!

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Beautiful women blocking me for not having a profile picture. I have pics on my account get to know me before just blocking me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.

Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)

I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.

Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.

Rant over

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have sooooo much work to do but am totally exhausted!!!!! Help!!!!

Feeling that pain. Is there any delegation possibility? Sometimes pushing back can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now

Pink shows me the sort of messages she gets and I can imagine it would drive you potty. Plus there are some ugly penises on Fab

I agree with that 1 I think delusional springs to mind..

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Beautiful women blocking me for not having a profile picture. I have pics on my account get to know me before just blocking me."

They can block you for any reason they want to.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.

Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)

I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.

Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.

Rant over

A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.

Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)

I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.

Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.

Rant over

A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.

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Yes. After having a mortgage for 20 years Im beginning to realise that.

As in all jobs there are good and not so good people doing them.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I only had 2 hours sleep last night and I’m too tired to rant. Please may someone rant on my behalf? The topic is ‘nighttime roadworks on the M6’.

Thank you in advance.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.

Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)

I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.

Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.

Rant over

A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.

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Yes. After having a mortgage for 20 years Im beginning to realise that.

As in all jobs there are good and not so good people doing them. "

It’s been a bit of an eye opener for me

My opinion of what a double bedroom is seems to be different to theirs

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I only had 2 hours sleep last night and I’m too tired to rant. Please may someone rant on my behalf? The topic is ‘nighttime roadworks on the M6’.

Thank you in advance. "

M6 is enough for me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just got home from a 12 hour shift or rather 14 with travelling. Stopped at Tescos for bacon banged it in the pan bread butterd but I've no red souse for it noooooooooooo

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Just got home from a 12 hour shift or rather 14 with travelling. Stopped at Tescos for bacon banged it in the pan bread butterd but I've no red souse for it noooooooooooo"

Someone ring the Red Cross - bladey is in need

But due to poor planning - denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Rant .... only 60 days left of my leave then its back to work

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m sure it’s not in my job description but I’m outside rounding sheep up! No two days are the same

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m sure it’s not in my job description but I’m outside rounding sheep up! No two days are the same

If you want to get anything else done today, DO NOT COUNT THEM!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just got home from a 12 hour shift or rather 14 with travelling. Stopped at Tescos for bacon banged it in the pan bread butterd but I've no red souse for it noooooooooooo

Someone ring the Red Cross - bladey is in need

But due to poor planning - denied

Obviously you've no idea of how a man needs his tomato souse on his bacon sarnie. Shakes head in dispare..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m sure it’s not in my job description but I’m outside rounding sheep up! No two days are the same

If you want to get anything else done today, DO NOT COUNT THEM!!!!"

good advice.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m sure it’s not in my job description but I’m outside rounding sheep up! No two days are the same

Let me get my wellies on and I’ll help Babs..

I’m sure Pink will offer her organisational skills too

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I have sooooo much work to do but am totally exhausted!!!!! Help!!!!

Just email it. I'll sort it. X

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.

I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.

It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my rant day yesterday. Today I'm going to be positive

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

People who litter! I live near a parade of shops with a fantastic chicken and chips shop. Every morning i drive by on way to train station. The area is littered with boxes etc. From that takeaway. Just dropped by selfish twats. There are bins,

plenty of them! the twats are just lazy.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.

I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.

It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."

Its always been to serious mate. As they say if you can't beat them join them. This is supposed to be fun not rules rules rules

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My week's rant,

Waiting!

I seem to waiting for lots of things at the moment.

I don't want to wait.

I want it now!

Yes I know all good things come to those that wait, but....

*sigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.

I don't have a Plan D!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant consists of not having a happy birthday thread. 35 today, happy birthday to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I don't have a Plan D!

Dana go on YouTube and if you have a blue tooth speaker or a way to play stuff louder from your phone, search for rat in distress and play it quite loud where you can hear the rats. It sounds awful cos it's a recording of a rat squealing in a trap but it worked for my friend when she had rats in her loft!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.

I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.

It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."

Just an observation Seeside, it’s not funny I agree but nor is the thread fun anymore. It became very dictatorial considering it’s a forum on a swinging site. This may be the reason ppl are treating it the way they are

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Trying to sell things on FB Marketplace and the amount of people who don’t read the listing and just see the picture and press the button which sends an ‘I’m interested’ message

Then those who say they’re coming and just don’t turn up

Or the ones who try and barter you down from an already ridiculously low price then ask you to deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear PinkSwing.

Would you be so good as to dispense a measure of your approval for my rant on this gloriously sunny day?

What happened was; As previously agreed with my customer, I attended on time at their home to be greeted with the news that my presence (and that of the carpenter that had also arranged time out of his busy schedule) was not required now, as the floor layers hadn't turned up the day before.

We were apparently not worthy of being informed of this turn of events.

I am a bit fecked off

Yours emotionally.

G3orgie x

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

My weekend working this week ... enough said

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My rant is geography related, certain areas of the UK aren’t needed. Fab’s version of the Midlands needs to be eradicated. Not the ppl in it obviously, they can relocate. This would make the whole distance problem better for everyone on Fab

* I’m not just thinking about myself obviously

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My smoothie was ruined by a fly deciding to have a taste then drowning in it. I had disturbed sleep because I didn’t get to drink all my bedtime smoothie

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

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over a year ago

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

Smell the cheese you mothah....

I miss Alan Partridge.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

More cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summer my arse!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

Smell the cheese you mothah....

I miss Alan Partridge.

This isn’t going quite as I’d planned

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"My rant consists of not having a happy birthday thread. 35 today, happy birthday to me!

They didn’t do one for my 50th a few weeks back. I’m still sulking.........

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

Smell the cheese you mothah....

I miss Alan Partridge.

This isn’t going quite as I’d planned

You had a plan?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

Smell the cheese you mothah....

I miss Alan Partridge.

This isn’t going quite as I’d planned

You had a plan?

Yes I wanted my rant approving

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Leave the fromage alone!

Smell the cheese you mothah....

I miss Alan Partridge.

This isn’t going quite as I’d planned

You had a plan?

Yes I wanted my rant approving

Ah, I see not my department I'm afraid.

You need to have a word with the OP.

Oh, hold on.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once, I have nothing to rant about (yet).

All is good in the world, piece and joy

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Did someone call?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Did someone call?

Bwahahahahahaha.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People who litter! I live near a parade of shops with a fantastic chicken and chips shop. Every morning i drive by on way to train station. The area is littered with boxes etc. From that takeaway. Just dropped by selfish twats. There are bins,

plenty of them! the twats are just lazy. "

Littering gets my goat - in the street and even knobs who just abandon their rubbish in a food place.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My week's rant,

Waiting!

I seem to waiting for lots of things at the moment.

I don't want to wait.

I want it now!

Yes I know all good things come to those that wait, but....

*sigh! "

Word sista

Waiting is a pain in the balls/flaps sometimes

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I don't have a Plan D!

Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help

Irritants in the garden is an approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My rant consists of not having a happy birthday thread. 35 today, happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to you

I went to the zoo

I saw a cheeky monkey

And it looked just like you

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Trying to sell things on FB Marketplace and the amount of people who don’t read the listing and just see the picture and press the button which sends an ‘I’m interested’ message

Then those who say they’re coming and just don’t turn up

Or the ones who try and barter you down from an already ridiculously low price then ask you to deliver

TB"

‘Will you take £20 for it?’

‘Er no, it’s £50 because that’s what it’s worth’

Knobs

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.

I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.

It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."

I think people aren’t posting as it’s getting a bit restrictive and demanding. The adverts for your social don’t help either - gives it a feel that the thread is just there to promote your do.

Be inclusive and welcoming the way it used to be and it might go back to its original intentions - which I still think are good ones.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Dear PinkSwing.

Would you be so good as to dispense a measure of your approval for my rant on this gloriously sunny day?

We were apparently not worthy of being informed of this turn of events.

I am a bit fecked off

Yours emotionally.

G3orgie x"

Time management and admin?

I’ve wandered out of the office and found a quiet spot ready for a telephone interview. Said interview didn’t happen and it might be the fault of the recruitment person

Your rant and mine approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I don't have a Plan D!

Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help

Irritants in the garden is an approved

How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My weekend working this week ... enough said

More detail needed here - are you working somewhere that takes advantage of this weather? If yes then you might struggle for an approval

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My rant is geography related, certain areas of the UK aren’t needed. Fab’s version of the Midlands needs to be eradicated. Not the ppl in it obviously, they can relocate. This would make the whole distance problem better for everyone on Fab

* I’m not just thinking about myself obviously

Very selfless darling

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My smoothie was ruined by a fly deciding to have a taste then drowning in it. I had disturbed sleep because I didn’t get to drink all my bedtime smoothie

Your sleep wasn’t as disturbed as that fly was

It did look like a good smoothie without the added fly

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Now I have a dilemma here.

I Camembert the eye rolling anymore but I do like Edam Gouda cheese joke

I’m going to have to say denied

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've got a big fuckin rant today . Ive already spent my PPI refund , thinking the company who looked into it had already taken their cut . But ohhhhhh no , I get an e-mail containing their fee of £297 fuckin quid , which I now don't have , and they don't allow a payment plan . That's a court date for me then

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Summer my arse!!

Wear Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future,

Sunscreen would be it

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists

whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I don't have a Plan D!

Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help

Irritants in the garden is an approved

How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective. "

You mean children? That’s a little extreme

Not children. Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repeaters, and not the fun type.

Twice since yesterday I've had messages from guys who I already politely turned down just a couple of days ago. Neither message included any acknowledgement or mention of their previous ones.

I mean ffs. Are they so dumb or desparate that they have no recollection? Do they think that I am dumb or desperate? Do they just not give a damn? Way to make a girl feel special, guys.

One of them claimed to have read my profile but then went on to say things that made it blindingly obvious that he hadn't. And described himself as honest!

And they whine about getting no replies, or stroppy replies.

A cliched rant, I know. But thank you for letting me get it off my chest

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've got a big fuckin rant today . Ive already spent my PPI refund , thinking the company who looked into it had already taken their cut . But ohhhhhh no , I get an e-mail containing their fee of £297 fuckin quid , which I now don't have , and they don't allow a payment plan . That's a court date for me then

That’s a hefty kick in the knackers.

It’s always worth hanging on with these things or giving them a quick ring to confirm that the amount is net of their fee. Doesn’t help now I know but might help someone reading this.

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over a year ago

"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.

I don't have a Plan D!

Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help

Irritants in the garden is an approved

How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective.

You mean children? That’s a little extreme

Not children. Oops

Possibly more effective

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over a year ago

That’s a hefty kick in the knackers.

It’s always worth hanging on with these things or giving them a quick ring to confirm that the amount is net of their fee. Doesn’t help now I know but might help someone reading this.

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Can you seek advice? Possibly you can claim to have been misled and get the fee waived or at least reduced.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Repeaters, and not the fun type.

Twice since yesterday I've had messages from guys who I already politely turned down just a couple of days ago. Neither message included any acknowledgement or mention of their previous ones.

I mean ffs. Are they so dumb or desparate that they have no recollection? Do they think that I am dumb or desperate? Do they just not give a damn? Way to make a girl feel special, guys.

One of them claimed to have read my profile but then went on to say things that made it blindingly obvious that he hadn't. And described himself as honest!

And they whine about getting no replies, or stroppy replies.

A cliched rant, I know. But thank you for letting me get it off my chest

Scattergun, message everyone and tell them they are great approach is never going to work.

Fab should be fun not frustrating

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo

Now I have a dilemma here.

I Camembert the eye rolling anymore but I do like Edam Gouda cheese joke

I’m going to have to say denied

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't find a MF couple to meet... Arghh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue needs exercise in a welcoming pussy. None have been offered. Grrrrrrrr

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've another one.....

Date today (not from here) has flaked. Dunno why I bother trying

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Why does my on board computor say faults on the home screen but when I look on the system there is only one fault known to the system? Surely it should just say fault on the home screen and stop teasing me by giving the impression of multiple failures?

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE."

Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.

Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?

More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.

Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?

I only had half of it on. I gave up and went for a bit of a run/walk instead.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.

Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?

More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs.....

I think it's more my armpit hair to be honest.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've been rant free for a long time but I have a micro one. Why do your legs ache after you go on a hike? I thought I'd power walk and get sweaty and sexy but now... How am I meant to keep at it when now I hurt and I'm so tired? I wish I could become fit by eating pasta.

Bloody bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was spat on today. just doing my job. Nowt so queer as folk

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.

Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?

More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs.....

I think it's more my armpit hair to be honest."

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By *humper9erMan
over a year ago

Rocklin

I'm tired of uneducated people, from across the pond knocking our President when It is stupidly obvious they know NOT of what they speak. I was just as ticked off when our last, Socialist president, was mocked and at. Thats even though he made a mockery of the United States. How about, those who knock US, remember that without America, you would all be speaking German, we defeated England twice and rejected their rediculas form of government. We, America, have given our blood and money to keep Europe out of the clutches of dictators and murderers. Unless you also forget, America forgave England of her massive debt to US that was in the BILLIONS of dollars, from WWII. When England, Ireland and all English colonies have a real government, let US know. lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My grandfather said the only thing the Americans charged in the first world was was 10% on the money they lent us.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE."

A bit of insect repellant and there’ll be no flies on you

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"can't find a MF couple to meet... Arghh!!!!"

Try harder then

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My tongue needs exercise in a welcoming pussy. None have been offered. Grrrrrrrr"

Work harder

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've another one.....

Date today (not from here) has flaked. Dunno why I bother trying

You seem to be a bit unlucky at the moment - it’s not nice for people to back out

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Why does my on board computor say faults on the home screen but when I look on the system there is only one fault known to the system? Surely it should just say fault on the home screen and stop teasing me by giving the impression of multiple failures?"

That would require extra bulbs to light different parts of the word depending on fault or faults

Much easier to say faults and cover all bases

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I have pumped up 60 balloons with a proxy little hand pump this afternoon. My wanking arm feels like a lead weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just booked the first holiday abroad with my kids since me and the wife split up, 5 years ago, going in a few weeks, the ex has just text saying one of the kids needs a new passport coz her dog ate it. Grrrrrr

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've been rant free for a long time but I have a micro one. Why do your legs ache after you go on a hike? I thought I'd power walk and get sweaty and sexy but now... How am I meant to keep at it when now I hurt and I'm so tired? I wish I could become fit by eating pasta.

Bloody bollocks. "

Proper warm up and cool down and you’ll be fine

Invest in a foam roller too and work out those kinks. Not those kinks

Sexy sweaty is a whole other thing and maybe horizontal activities would be better

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I was spat on today. just doing my job. Nowt so queer as folk"

Not acceptable at all - approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have pumped up 60 balloons with a proxy little hand pump this afternoon. My wanking arm feels like a lead weight

Imagine if you’d used lung power? Your blowjob jaw could feel that way

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve just booked the first holiday abroad with my kids since me and the wife split up, 5 years ago, going in a few weeks, the ex has just text saying one of the kids needs a new passport coz her dog ate it. Grrrrrr

Is it in the EU? If they have any other form of ID with a photo that might be ok

Otherwise the ex should pay for it as it was her dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ??"

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