FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, a word (or three) about your eyebrows.

By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Leave them alone.

Please. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. They're like a small forest on my face if I don't tidy them up. You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No they need a little plucking every now and again and they're quite light so need a little pencilling as well.

Presume you're talking about the thick pencilled on eyebrows are you.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

My eyebrow game is strong. I look like I have none if I leave them alone.

Therefore your request is declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers you have just reminded me I need strimmer wire on my shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word. Fringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. Just a little pruning now and then on the borders.

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lovely eyebrows but they do need waxing into shape otherwise they would start to take over my forehead in immitation of dennis healey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told a woman she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

If women like the clown brows leave them be (I assume that's what you mean? Or has a new craze started?).

Just because it gets hard sometimes to not laugh out loud doesn't mean they should stop doing something that they think looks good.

The thick eyebrow craze just proves that makeup should be what the wearer wants it to be and that they should be wearing it and in a way that they want to, to please themselves not everyone else.

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I once told a woman she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised"

This got an actual out-loud chuckle from me. Good work.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Leave them alone.

Please. That is all."

“Eyebrow” unless forcibly divided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once told a woman she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised"

That got my serotonin moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*raises an eyebrow*

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

You boys make me laugh when you think we do what we do, because you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

And we don't care because we don't do it for men! That's why we shan't be taking your advice

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

The mono-brow caterpillar is the hot look for this summer

That's what the wife tells me...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

And we don't care because we don't do it for men! That's why we shan't be taking your advice

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

And we don't care because we don't do it for men! That's why we shan't be taking your advice

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them alone.

Please. That is all."

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"No. They're like a small forest on my face if I don't tidy them up. You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

I'd be prepared to be educated for an evening whilst you and Mrs FGoS compare notes...

Hell, I'll even bring cake, Muffin maybe. Or Black Forest Gateaux where you can discuss other forums of hair follicle control...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I do, and I definitely want my women natural. Stop shaving...like anywhere, stop plucking and waxing, stop applying poison to your skin, no makeup, no fake nails, no lasers, no dyes. Honestly I care more about your health and genuine well being than how closely you resemble a manequin. You are more beautiful.

St Francis called his body ‘brother donkey’ and CS Lewis writes that it is an excellent image for the body which none can revear nor revile. Our body is a useful instrument, but it is just that. All the worldly concerns about body image seem ridiculous for a donkey, while care and health are all the more important for the donkey that is asked to be our beast of burden.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I do nothing to my eyebrows because I can't be bothered. I know there are some people at work who would love to sort them out, but I really don't see the point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

One man's tea is another man's poison. I personally don't like untamed eyebrows, it is a turn off for me.

So I say, each to their own. Live and let live.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

There are definitely some interesting looking eyebrows out there but if it makes you happy then go for it I say

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Those who have seen pictures of me make up know that the ‘natural’ look is not a good look for me.

And if I stopped shaving I’d look like chewbacca before long. And unless I meet a hot guy with a Star Wars kink, that wouldn’t be hugely successful.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's your feelings on hairy legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever I do to my body I do it because it makes me feel good and because i want to.. us ladies love a bit of pampering every now and again so why shouldn't we have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never once done my eyebrows I feel they are nice and tidy xx

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

The Ming the Merciless eyebrows freak me out. Also those that look like strips of black electrical tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever I do to my body I do it because it makes me feel good and because i want to.. us ladies love a bit of pampering every now and again so why shouldn't we have some

Hi, did you hear a criticism in my last comment? Let me try again: when you said it makes you laugh when guys think they like natural beauty, I was sad about that because I genuinely do personally prefer natural human beauty and I'd like you to understand why.

Can you tell me what you just heard me say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has sat next to a man prattling on about how he likes his women 'natural'. A woman walks past, plastered in make up, false boobs, false lashes, dressed to kill.............he can't take his eyes off her, practically drooling

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I rarely touch my eyebrows, but I do this stuff for me, not anyone else, as others have said.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Ming the Merciless eyebrows freak me out. Also those that look like strips of black electrical tape.

Often play 'eyebrow of the day' when out & about, usually alongside ' you are a funny colour', I would say it keeps me out of trouble ....

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who has sat next to a man prattling on about how he likes his women 'natural'. A woman walks past, plastered in make up, false boobs, false lashes, dressed to kill.............he can't take his eyes off her, practically drooling

Haha, it's true, they always drool over the tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. My eyebrows. My grey ones to pull out as and when I want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm not shaving me pubes either. Ner!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Maaaaaate!! Unless they're deep in body dysmorphia, women rarely do anything to their bodies for men. It's for themselves or trying to compete with other women (sadly)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I bet that woman claims she wants a 'real man' aswell

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’ve got a meet in a couple of weeks. I might leave my eyebrows naked. I suspect it might be quite terrifying for the other person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have naturally thick and untameable eyebrows. I was so happy when thicker ones became the rage. I do need to thread or wax to keep them from covering my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From talking to female friends their beauty regimes aren't really done for the benefit of men - it's as much a signal to other women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

You boys make me laugh when you think we do what we do, because you like it"

So why do we do it? To compete with other women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them alone.

Please. That is all."

I pluck them a little that’s it. I don’t fill them in or tint them. I like mine they way there are. Half of one of mine is really light blond. People think I have shaved it off or coloured it that way haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do that or I will have one long eyebrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer natural eyesbrows than tattooed ones

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Maaaaaate!! Unless they're deep in body dysmorphia, women rarely do anything to their bodies for men. It's for themselves or trying to compete with other women (sadly)"

Competing with them for...?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You guys make me laugh when you think you like natural beauty. You've just no idea what us women have to do to be "naturally" beautiful!!!

You girls make me laugh when you think you know what we like. You’ve just no idea how much us men know what you’re doing!!!1!

You boys make me laugh when you think we do what we do, because you like it

So why do we do it? To compete with other women? "

No, I do it because I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maaaaaate!! Unless they're deep in body dysmorphia, women rarely do anything to their bodies for men. It's for themselves or trying to compete with other women (sadly)

Competing with them for...?"

Usually for Kevin but sometimes for Peter

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I have a mono one if I don't do anything... although I do agree on weirdly pained on one's... that just looks weird in my oppinion

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Maaaaaate!! Unless they're deep in body dysmorphia, women rarely do anything to their bodies for men. It's for themselves or trying to compete with other women (sadly)

Competing with them for...?"

To appear the most attractive, keeping up appearances and ok yes, to attract the most attractive mate.

I'm just glad I'm not interested in that competitive shite. I rock what I've got with added accoutrements for me, nobody else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do my brows as I please! In fact I shape mine according to how I feel, so I may draw one with an inquisitive feel about it or maybe draw them down over the nose if I'm angry.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them alone.

Please. That is all."

Shave them off and draw them back in,with straight edges and sharp angles.

It makes you look 10 years younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, having alopecia I have only half of each eyebrow so I have to draw them back on every day otherwise they'd look like 2 blobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maaaaaate!! Unless they're deep in body dysmorphia, women rarely do anything to their bodies for men. It's for themselves or trying to compete with other women (sadly)

Competing with them for...?

To appear the most attractive, keeping up appearances and ok yes, to attract the most attractive mate.

I'm just glad I'm not interested in that competitive shite. I rock what I've got with added accoutrements for me, nobody else"

This reminds me of somethibg I read a while ago about the fate of the oppressed. It was observed that Jews in the 1940s were as prejudice toward one another if not more so than most Nazis (e.g. insisting that other Jews wear their star badges even when there were no Nazis around) due to their longstanding oppression and conditioning. Feminists have commented that women have suffered longer than Jews and continue to be far more critical and judgemental of one another than men are in the 21st Century.

Interesting isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are tattooed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to pluck mine. I don't need to put a tint on them, as they are naturally dark, but i think they look much better when there is a definite to them. So, i won't be leaving them alone

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