FabSwingers.com forum: What would your leaving speech be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you choose to do one that is.

I'd only really permanently leave this place if I found a proper relationship with a guy and it had legs to go the distance. Plus I've been here 8 years so I would do a goodbye thread.

It would be along the lines of thanking everyone for their advice over the years, for keeping me company when I've been bored, entertaining me and for actually being there at times when I've felt proper shit.

Notice no thanks for the sex and experiences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd post the lyrics to 'My Way' and get gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just vanish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just vanish. "

I kinda want to UNLOS just to give that post extra ooomph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodbye and fuck you very much"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obama out

*drops mic*

Apologised for making so much noise

Scurries off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obama out

*drops mic*

Apologises for making so much noise

Scurries off "

FTFM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just vanish.

I kinda want to UNLOS just to give that post extra ooomph.

Nah. The waiting a week to post again is a pain in the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just leave if I found someone that I wanted to be in a relationship with.

The friends I have made off here are friends in my vanilla life as well so we'd still be in contact I just wouldn't see them naked as much

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ours would be thanks for the sex and experiences , which of course would be wasted on the forum as we’ve barely met anyone who uses them !

So it would include a thanks for the memories and company we’ve had on here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In case I don’t see ya

Good afternoon... Good evening and Goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done the *vanish* twice now, both times I think the reaction was hugely underwhelming. I’m not sure a goodbye thread is really worth it unless you’re a platinum member, then they rope in the celebs to say bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just slip out if thr back door quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just message my friends list put up a status for a day and go and come back a month later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id just message my friends list put up a status for a day and go and come back a month later"

Sounds about right

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly wrote one a while back,it would have been an ignored, breakdown on a page, so glad I never bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly wrote one a while back,it would have been an ignored, breakdown on a page, so glad I never bothered

Like hell it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just vanish.

I kinda want to UNLOS just to give that post extra ooomph.

Nah. The waiting a week to post again is a pain in the arse!"

Word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slip out if thr back door quietly. "

If you slip in my back door it won’t be quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just vanish.

I kinda want to UNLOS just to give that post extra ooomph.

Nah. The waiting a week to post again is a pain in the arse!

Word."

Sometimes the pain is work the act... definitely a bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve done the *vanish* twice now, both times I think the reaction was hugely underwhelming. I’m not sure a goodbye thread is really worth it unless you’re a platinum member, then they rope in the celebs to say bye"

But your welcome back was epic, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would just put

live long and prosper....dash x

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Not planning on leaving until the social secretary tells me to

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd just put on a status and message my no 1 then fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But your welcome back was epic, no?"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think if i really knew i wasnt comming back there would be 2 or 3 on here getting piece of my mind by pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send personal messages to those that matter to me, and that's it.

No one else would give a damn that I was leaving anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just message those i speak to regularly. Take some numbers or add them to kik, if they had it, to still keep in touch, then leave. I'm not one for speeches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt do a leaving speach, id just leave. Theres no point as i dont use the forums much anyway and dont chat to any regular forum users. I would messege the few people i do communicate with and then just go. I see those people at clubs anyway so i might not even messege them here anyway.

However iv been here for over 10 years so i think if i was going to leave id have gone already. Fab is a very small part of my life anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a pleasure getting to know you, indeed. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's been a pleasure pleasuring you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you choose to do one that is.

I'd only really permanently leave this place if I found a proper relationship with a guy and it had legs to go the distance. Plus I've been here 8 years so I would do a goodbye thread.

Notice no thanks for the sex and experiences! "

'FUCK you guys i'm going home'

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

It would be long, and thoughtful. And probably unread..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Because you're one of the nicest people in this goddamn place ... Its that simple x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'd just message those i speak to regularly. Take some numbers or add them to kik, if they had it, to still keep in touch, then leave. I'm not one for speeches

Pretty much this actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no fab forum celebrity. I just go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think if i really knew i wasnt comming back there would be 2 or 3 on here getting piece of my mind by pm"

Only 2 or 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just close the profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no fab forum celebrity. I just go. "

You are cause no one turns you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye every one. Oh yeah. Go fuck yourselves with a pickle

That's what mine would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toodle-pip

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would say “bi and thanks for everything”

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

go maith agus Dia beann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably something like:

"Ttfn. It's been emotional"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not famous enough to require a speech, I’ll just go when I’m no longer enjoying this.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I wouldn’t give some people the satisfaction of knowing I’m leaving. I’d just go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I just vanished. I'm contemplating leaving at the minute but undecided whether to leave leave or go into hiding. Always enjoyed coming on the forums but feel like I need a clean break from all of it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell ya later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not normally one for speeches, so Goodbye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOODAROO

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine would be in the style of William Wallace: ‘Freeeedddooooommmmmmm!’

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Write a goodbye and thanks thread.

Make sure I included my profile name in the thread bease once you've hit the delete button your names gone for ever.

All the "who was that?" posts make me chuckle......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think if i really knew i wasnt comming back there would be 2 or 3 on here getting piece of my mind by pm

Only 2 or 3?"

Filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Now that I’m running off with Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Katy Perry and Alexa Bliss, I’m not needing this place any more... live long and prosper.”

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There wouldn't be one - a select few would get a message letting them know I was leaving but that would be it, I'd just go, no dramas, no fuss, simply disappear

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Awww we'd miss your posts if you left!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd be in love, so I wouldn't give a damn, I'd just go.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I reckon I would go out in a blaze of glory.

Drop a few bombs.

Call some folk out

Then leave. Tata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I reckon I would go out in a blaze of glory.

Drop a few bombs.

Call some folk out

Then leave. Tata "

You would be missed.

Muchly over here.

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t say a word. Delete the account. Never look back.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I reckon I would go out in a blaze of glory.

Drop a few bombs.

Call some folk out

Then leave. Tata

You would be missed.

Muchly over here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the memories.. I'll be off to my alien spaceship now.. see ya!

Mistress Amelia x

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I don’t really understand the whole ‘going UNLOS’ thing, other than when it’s done in a fit of pique. People seem to come back, and the whole process of getting reverified and waiting to get back on the forum seems like an unnecessary faff.

Private message your chums to let them know, then hide your profile and turn your filters up to the max, job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Awww we'd miss your posts if you left!

Irony?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Awww we'd miss your posts if you left!

Irony?

Not at all, I think you're pretty wise.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

“Fuck it! Fuck everyone! Now everyone fuck! Goodbye!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auf Wiedersehen Fairwall als nichts wirklich hier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like the lyrics to Hotel California this place.

“You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Awww we'd miss your posts if you left!

Irony?

Not at all, I think you're pretty wise.

I can fool some of the people some of the time but never all of the people all of the time.

Maybe I should have just closed the door on the way out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like the lyrics to Hotel California this place.

“You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave!”

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I wouldn't bother, I'd only hide our profile anyway, like our single profiles are just hidden.

I'd message friends to arrange contact elsewhere if we don't already have that then go ninja.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do speeches. I'd just walk out and close the door behind me.

I almost walked away recently. I told only one person. They asked me to stay.

I wonder why they bothered....

Awww we'd miss your posts if you left!

Irony?

Not at all, I think you're pretty wise.

I can fool some of the people some of the time but never all of the people all of the time.

Maybe I should have just closed the door on the way out..."

It's for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something along the line of I made friends here, ended up upsetting most of them a few weeks later and left to avoid further hassle...

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'd simply put.

It's time to call the dogs and piss on the fire.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd give a speechy thing and probably write a poem.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Let my friends know we're leaving and exit with no fuss

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

It would be.

"No one read my forum messages before, so no one will read this...if you're here by mistake...goodbye"

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