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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone has just told me on a phone message that I am really bad at flirting (in the forums publicly) - as in they couldn’t tell that I was. Or maybe they meant they could tell but it was just such an eye wateringly poor experience for them as recipient that it was bad.

Happy to hear the general opinion of the forum (you’re always right after all). And/or are you any good at flirting? Can you give me some tips to improve my poor skill set?

Yours faithfully

Estella (poor flirt)

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I've no idea how to flirt to be honest.

A bit of cheeky fun is about all I can muster.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this about written flirting on the fora and messages, phone flirting or face to face?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont flirt on the forums never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a 19th century oriental fan.

That'd do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt? I have trouble stringing sentences together...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I dont flirt on the forums never have"
oh, you

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

Hahaha well rusty sp9ons may not be the way to go wheb they have no idea

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I suggest whatever is going on serves the purpose to a point as there was a phone conversation. Your ability to lure them in surpasses mine and people keep in contact with you (mostly) so look at what you have done that leads to that.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

That’s the universal Fab forum flirt technique no? Surely that’s still enough. Anyhow I have no idea how to flirt. If Faf doesn’t work I bow out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You're an endearing flirt - you relish in word play and wit.

My flirting is like the C grade version of yours. Not half as witty, more reliant on LoTR and talks about genitalia. Or just fangirling over them. So yeah, no advise here.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bookmarking ~ I'm rubbish to.

Ps I think you're quite good at it Estella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been that good at flirting, and sad to say, sometimes am oblivious to it, mainly due to the job

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Advice. Not advise.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Advice. Not advise. "

Phew! I just read the other post and almost sent you a message.

Is that flirty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no idea how to flirt to be honest.

A bit of cheeky fun is about all I can muster. "

TeeBee or not TeeBee, that is the question. And the answer is YES to TeeBee.

(That’s my flirt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice makes perfect

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts"

In which case please feel free to flirt with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this about written flirting on the fora and messages, phone flirting or face to face?

"

Fora flirting. I shall call it Fawna and Fora

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You don't seem like a poor flirt to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont flirt on the forums never have"

Maybe that’s what I’m doing wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a 19th century oriental fan.

That'd do it. "

Won’t he be a bit old/dead? He won’t be very able to big me up if he’s dead. Why East Asian in particular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without sounding big headed I'm a natural flirt, I just chat to people and have banter and lots of laughter, and flirt heavily. It has got me into 'bother' on quite a few occasions. My son tells me that I'm such a flirt with men.

But I love it, it's me, and I make no apologies for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirt? I have trouble stringing sentences together..."

You just made two. Phwoaaaar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont flirt on the forums never have oh, you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without sounding big headed I'm a natural flirt, I just chat to people and have banter and lots of laughter, and flirt heavily. It has got me into 'bother' on quite a few occasions. My son tells me that I'm such a flirt with men.

But I love it, it's me, and I make no apologies for it. "

ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha well rusty sp9ons may not be the way to go wheb they have no idea "

But Majorie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think you're a very direct flirt not so much coy as drag them by the ear straight to your bed type of flirt. There's never much doubt in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suggest whatever is going on serves the purpose to a point as there was a phone conversation. Your ability to lure them in surpasses mine and people keep in contact with you (mostly) so look at what you have done that leads to that.

"

That’s a big tick for histrionics and obsessive war of attrition then. Excellent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there....."

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I have my moments I'm not brilliant but I think I can get by but always keen to learn. practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That’s the universal Fab forum flirt technique no? Surely that’s still enough. Anyhow I have no idea how to flirt. If Faf doesn’t work I bow out. "

FAF?

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Flirting halted by poster at 19/06/18 21:36:50]"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Advice. Not advise.

Phew! I just read the other post and almost sent you a message.

Is that flirty?

"

Yes! But next time send that message correcting me and I'll know you really want me.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've no idea how to flirt to be honest.

A bit of cheeky fun is about all I can muster.

TeeBee or not TeeBee, that is the question. And the answer is YES to TeeBee.

(That’s my flirt) "

Awww shucks you're making me blush

Estella the hottest Latin star in the South

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're an endearing flirt - you relish in word play and wit.

My flirting is like the C grade version of yours. Not half as witty, more reliant on LoTR and talks about genitalia. Or just fangirling over them. So yeah, no advise here. "

Got to love a Wayne Hobbit inspired flirt.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"

That’s the universal Fab forum flirt technique no? Surely that’s still enough. Anyhow I have no idea how to flirt. If Faf doesn’t work I bow out.

FAF?

X"

You’re a natural. See you behind the bike sheds lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flirt? I have trouble stringing sentences together..."

Oh, but when you do..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bookmarking ~ I'm rubbish to.

Ps I think you're quite good at it Estella "

Just because I want to lie you down naked on a hot sunny day and lick slowly up the full length of your leg and then blow lightly on you? Very, very slowly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been that good at flirting, and sad to say, sometimes am oblivious to it, mainly due to the job"

The blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think im a flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Advice. Not advise. "

You’re my secret vice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts"

Shall I draw a face on my breasts for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it's your words that are bamboozling whoever the recipient of your flirting is....

perhaps try dumbing it down a bit and see how that goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Practice makes perfect "

Wanna help me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been that good at flirting, and sad to say, sometimes am oblivious to it, mainly due to the job

The blowjob? "
sorry what was that??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't seem like a poor flirt to me."

There, Secret Reader, there - Ignite is popular and hence popular opinion says I’m not bad at flirting. There!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Without sounding big headed I'm a natural flirt, I just chat to people and have banter and lots of laughter, and flirt heavily. It has got me into 'bother' on quite a few occasions. My son tells me that I'm such a flirt with men.

But I love it, it's me, and I make no apologies for it. "

And your breasts are lush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always think you're a very direct flirt not so much coy as drag them by the ear straight to your bed type of flirt. There's never much doubt in my eyes "

Captainnnnnnnn Caaaaaaaveman! Yep. I’m not subtle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have my moments I'm not brilliant but I think I can get by but always keen to learn. practice makes perfect"

It sure does!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no idea how to flirt to be honest.

A bit of cheeky fun is about all I can muster.

TeeBee or not TeeBee, that is the question. And the answer is YES to TeeBee.

(That’s my flirt)

Awww shucks you're making me blush

Estella the hottest Latin star in the South "

Pray tell, why am I Latin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That’s the universal Fab forum flirt technique no? Surely that’s still enough. Anyhow I have no idea how to flirt. If Faf doesn’t work I bow out.

FAF?

X

You’re a natural. See you behind the bike sheds lady "

Word. I do awfully filthy things round there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirt? I have trouble stringing sentences together...

Oh, but when you do.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me "

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac! "

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to think im a flirt"

I think, therefore I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe it's your words that are bamboozling whoever the recipient of your flirting is....

perhaps try dumbing it down a bit and see how that goes"

He is rather dumb. This is good advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been that good at flirting, and sad to say, sometimes am oblivious to it, mainly due to the job

The blowjob? sorry what was that??"

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there."

You see me? I’ll raise you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you..."

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts

Shall I draw a face on my breasts for you?"

You could just draw around mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?"

I’ll *give* you key change...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts

Shall I draw a face on my breasts for you?"

Each breast is the size of your head. It could get confusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think you’re an excellent flirt... as Meli said your word play and wit back up your obvious ability.

I’m taking notes as my flirting leaves a great deal to be desired

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts

Shall I draw a face on my breasts for you?

You could just draw around mine "

But your face is between my legs? It’s nowhere near my face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your best flirting envolves private pictures of your pretty face

And breasts

But mostly face

Maybe 50/50 face breasts

Shall I draw a face on my breasts for you?

Each breast is the size of your head. It could get confusing.

"

She speaks in truth. She’s seen them. And stuff.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Having read your posts the last wee while, OP, I think you’re a pretty decent flirt. You’ve got a tin ear for sarcasm, though...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Bookmarking ~ I'm rubbish to.

Ps I think you're quite good at it Estella

Just because I want to lie you down naked on a hot sunny day and lick slowly up the full length of your leg and then blow lightly on you? Very, very slowly. "

*Gulps*

Apparently the weather's looking like it's warming up again. Call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change..."

LOLOLOLOLOL.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

is my tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I think you’re an excellent flirt... as Meli said your word play and wit back up your obvious ability.

I’m taking notes as my flirting leaves a great deal to be desired"

Your beard is better than mine though. Just.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Seeing such dark wit serves to advance your dastardly flirting schemes so don't fret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having read your posts the last wee while, OP, I think you’re a pretty decent flirt. You’ve got a tin ear for sarcasm, though..."

You take that back. I drip with sarcasm.

Also I don’t appreciate your disability-shaming my ear condition.

Still want to fuck you till you scream Hallelujah though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bookmarking ~ I'm rubbish to.

Ps I think you're quite good at it Estella

Just because I want to lie you down naked on a hot sunny day and lick slowly up the full length of your leg and then blow lightly on you? Very, very slowly.

*Gulps*

Apparently the weather's looking like it's warming up again. Call me "

Lay Lady Lay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL."

I prefer a ‘ha’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" is my tip "

Can I borrow your body too?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I drip with sarcasm."

I’m sure you do. Penicillin might help.

Being sarcastic and detecting sarcasm, though... Two different things, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" is my tip "

Agree... use emojis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’."

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seeing such dark wit serves to advance your dastardly flirting schemes so don't fret "

Cheers Voldemort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh stop it OP..

You are one of the best flirts on here - with your endearing word play and intelligence- that leaves the rest of us feeling like inadequate fuckwits ( or maybe that's just me with my inferiority complex )

You are at least having a smug fuck fest with someone and not spending most evenings alone as most forumites are.

Good for you.

This all sounds horrible and I actually like you.

But I'm crap at being likeable and don't have the vocabulary or likability.

So in a nut shell ... erm I'm not sure anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drip with sarcasm.

I’m sure you do. Penicillin might help.

Being sarcastic and detecting sarcasm, though... Two different things, no?"

No, I meant it more that I drip when there’s sarcasm, it’s kinda like an alert system. You make me gungy.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


" is my tip

Can I borrow your body too? "

Of course you can lovely if you feel like taking it on a 40 mile cycle ride tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" is my tip

Agree... use emojis!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you "

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"gungy"

My small but lifeless penis almost twitched at such a delectable description. Truly, you are a wordsmith for your generation.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You've ditched the arranged marriage idea then.

I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me .

My top tips are to giggle like a hyena at anything any man says and scream quite a lot.

I haven't dated for nearly 40 years, you'd never know though...

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Oh stop it OP..

You are one of the best flirts on here - with your endearing word play and intelligence- that leaves the rest of us feeling like inadequate fuckwits ( or maybe that's just me with my inferiority complex )

You are at least having a smug fuck fest with someone and not spending most evenings alone as most forumites are.

Good for you.

This all sounds horrible and I actually like you.

But I'm crap at being likeable and don't have the vocabulary or likability.

So in a nut shell ... erm I'm not sure anymore "

Likeability is in the eye of the beholder and beholding your pics is a very likeable experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first. "

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've ditched the arranged marriage idea then.

I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me .

My top tips are to giggle like a hyena at anything any man says and scream quite a lot.

I haven't dated for nearly 40 years, you'd never know though... "

I can manage screaming and hyena giggling. I'm not sure I can manage them at the right times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh stop it OP..

You are one of the best flirts on here - with your endearing word play and intelligence- that leaves the rest of us feeling like inadequate fuckwits ( or maybe that's just me with my inferiority complex )

You are at least having a smug fuck fest with someone and not spending most evenings alone as most forumites are.

Good for you.

This all sounds horrible and I actually like you.

But I'm crap at being likeable and don't have the vocabulary or likability.

So in a nut shell ... erm I'm not sure anymore "

I love you.

I’m pleased to reassure you though that I’m not getting any. And I’m on here precisely because there’s no one here giving it to me (I’d be having the sex not posting if I was having the sex!) I’m actually painfully shy about meets, and struggle with a lot of overthinking and panic. However, I thank you for the boost in hearing that a lady I admire (you!) thinks I’m competent in flirting online, as I know you’d not give me bullshit. The chap I like is a way away and as/when/if we meet it will inevitably end in disaster but I’m going to have fun up until then.

I’d also suggest you, me and BlueEyedGirl grab a wine sometime soon.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Might put "hyena giggling" as my code phrase for message replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" is my tip

Can I borrow your body too?

Of course you can lovely if you feel like taking it on a 40 mile cycle ride tomorrow "

Yikes! I’ll pick it up another day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol"

I’m the opposite!! How’s about I do the assists and you score the goals?

#footballbants

#hatethatiusedtgewordbants

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You've ditched the arranged marriage idea then.

I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me .

My top tips are to giggle like a hyena at anything any man says and scream quite a lot.

I haven't dated for nearly 40 years, you'd never know though...

I can manage screaming and hyena giggling. I'm not sure I can manage them at the right times. "

Just do it every time a man comes near you. It can prove embarrassing on the bus but you'll get a man defo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi fitting with all comers OP... I applaud your diligence and skills, if the aim was to prove your doubter wrong (as I think may be the case) then consider your point proved!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m adept at flirting; ‘Whoa! Pwoar! Great breasts luv!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gungy

My small but lifeless penis almost twitched at such a delectable description. Truly, you are a wordsmith for your generation."

I’d say you are an almighty dick, but we know that’s simply not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol

I’m the opposite!! How’s about I do the assists and you score the goals?

#footballbants

#hatethatiusedtgewordbants"

Welcome to your first bantenatal class. I'm your tutor, Bantonio Banteras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same. My beau and I had this chat too. Apparently at first he just always though I was joking when I made flirty comments whilst I was dying inside thinking he thought I was a total twat.

So erm....yeah. I can't give advice sorry! If it helps we got there in the end

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've been told by more than one fab friend that i'm a shameless flirt.

I thoroughly enjoy flirting in good taste and often find myself doing it instinctively without realising it myself

Can't beat a good flirt, especially if the other person gives as good as they get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've ditched the arranged marriage idea then.

I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me .

My top tips are to giggle like a hyena at anything any man says and scream quite a lot.

I haven't dated for nearly 40 years, you'd never know though... "

I am so trying that next ever date and reporting back

HAHAHAHAHA and Aaaaaaaagghh - got it

Still open to arranged marriage offers.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I’d say you are an almighty dick, but we know that’s simply not true."

Do we, Estella? _Do we?_

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me."

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

"

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Multi fitting with all comers OP... I applaud your diligence and skills, if the aim was to prove your doubter wrong (as I think may be the case) then consider your point proved!"

He’s always wrong. Like every post. Wrong! He’s pretty much a stinky poo poo head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m adept at flirting; ‘Whoa! Pwoar! Great breasts luv!’ "

Adept or die!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me ."

(Am I doing this right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone has just told me on a phone message that I am really bad at flirting (in the forums publicly) - as in they couldn’t tell that I was. Or maybe they meant they could tell but it was just such an eye wateringly poor experience for them as recipient that it was bad.

Happy to hear the general opinion of the forum (you’re always right after all). And/or are you any good at flirting? Can you give me some tips to improve my poor skill set?

Yours faithfully

Estella (poor flirt)"

They must be a bit obtuse if they can't see when you are flirting.

But a lot of men are like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol

I’m the opposite!! How’s about I do the assists and you score the goals?

#footballbants

#hatethatiusedtgewordbants

Welcome to your first bantenatal class. I'm your tutor, Bantonio Banteras."

Why is there no couple profile called Bant & Pecs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a bit tired. I thought the thread title said Fisting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same. My beau and I had this chat too. Apparently at first he just always though I was joking when I made flirty comments whilst I was dying inside thinking he thought I was a total twat.

So erm....yeah. I can't give advice sorry! If it helps we got there in the end "

That’s lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told by more than one fab friend that i'm a shameless flirt.

I thoroughly enjoy flirting in good taste and often find myself doing it instinctively without realising it myself

Can't beat a good flirt, especially if the other person gives as good as they get "

Shameless.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol

I’m the opposite!! How’s about I do the assists and you score the goals?

#footballbants

#hatethatiusedtgewordbants"

There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere about my love of kicking balls but I don't think it would win me many meets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d say you are an almighty dick, but we know that’s simply not true.

Do we, Estella? _Do we?_"

We do! You’re the sunshine-bringer of the forum - wherever we see that thumb, we know it’s the bringer of fun, he’s all about the joy, and it’s happiness ahoy!

Sooooo not an almighty dick!

Why, what did ya think I meant, lover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water."

Tepid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't flirt in the forums in part because nobody flirts with me .

(Am I doing this right?)"

Stop flirting with other women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water.

Tepid. "

What an accurate description of my love-making 'skills'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has just told me on a phone message that I am really bad at flirting (in the forums publicly) - as in they couldn’t tell that I was. Or maybe they meant they could tell but it was just such an eye wateringly poor experience for them as recipient that it was bad.

Happy to hear the general opinion of the forum (you’re always right after all). And/or are you any good at flirting? Can you give me some tips to improve my poor skill set?

Yours faithfully

Estella (poor flirt)

They must be a bit obtuse if they can't see when you are flirting.

But a lot of men are like that! "

He’s very obtuse. Whereas I’m very a-cute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must be a bit tired. I thought the thread title said Fisting "

I could do with some more practice there too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if this thread is anything to go by OP I'd say that you're well up the Fab flirting league.

I'm ok face-to-face but rubbish on here! lol

I’m the opposite!! How’s about I do the assists and you score the goals?

#footballbants

#hatethatiusedtgewordbants

There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere about my love of kicking balls but I don't think it would win me many meets! "

Oooooft.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"You’re the sunshine-bringer of the forum - wherever we see that thumb, we know it’s the bringer of fun, he’s all about the joy, and it’s happiness ahoy!"

Ooft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water.

Tepid.

What an accurate description of my love-making 'skills'."

Well that’s my veri prepared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re the sunshine-bringer of the forum - wherever we see that thumb, we know it’s the bringer of fun, he’s all about the joy, and it’s happiness ahoy!

Ooft."

Can I sit on your face, throw my hands in the air and go “whhhheeeeee”...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water.

Tepid.

What an accurate description of my love-making 'skills'.

Well that’s my veri prepared. "

Fanks.

Pls don't mention the crying and apologising afterwards tho.

Ta. x

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Can I sit on your face, throw my hands in the air and go “whhhheeeeee”...?"

Depends.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm almost as bad at flirting as I am at recognising when I'm being flirted with and I'm bloody hopeless at that unless someone introduces themself as Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville hits me over the head with a club and drags me somewhere quiet all the while intoning "you're mine all mine"

And Estella you got the flirts girl - I've seen them!! (And before you say it I can recognise when people are flirting with others just not with me!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only seen you briefly in the forums for the last week or so, but I personally think you are one of the most obvious flirts on this site (and by that, I mean a good flirt).

Top marks from me

Feeding my ego? You maniac!

I see what you did there.

You see me? I’ll raise you...

Raise me up? Like the Westlife song?

I’ll *give* you key change...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I prefer a ‘ha’.

"I prefer a hard-on."

There. Finished the sentence for you

It would have been more gentlemanly to let me finish first.

Gentlemanly? Well you're bang out of luck with me.

What’s the opposite of gentleman? Thug?

I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. Sort of like lukewarm water.

Tepid.

What an accurate description of my love-making 'skills'.

Well that’s my veri prepared.

Fanks.

Pls don't mention the crying and apologising afterwards tho.

Ta. x"

I promise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I sit on your face, throw my hands in the air and go “whhhheeeeee”...?

Depends."

What does it depend upon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm almost as bad at flirting as I am at recognising when I'm being flirted with and I'm bloody hopeless at that unless someone introduces themself as Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville hits me over the head with a club and drags me somewhere quiet all the while intoning "you're mine all mine"

And Estella you got the flirts girl - I've seen them!! (And before you say it I can recognise when people are flirting with others just not with me!!) "

Hi, I’m Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville and I’m here to say your clavicle is divine.

X

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"What does it depend upon?"

How gungy you are at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever "

That was me trying to scare you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off. "

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does it depend upon?

How gungy you are at the time."

Be pedantic, sarcastic, argumentative, grammatically anal, talk work with me and let me cry without telling me I’m a cray-cray and I’ll do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Fact is you just make me gungy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off.

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would "

Wanna do me up the arse in a thread lock in?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm almost as bad at flirting as I am at recognising when I'm being flirted with and I'm bloody hopeless at that unless someone introduces themself as Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville hits me over the head with a club and drags me somewhere quiet all the while intoning "you're mine all mine"

And Estella you got the flirts girl - I've seen them!! (And before you say it I can recognise when people are flirting with others just not with me!!)

Hi, I’m Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville and I’m here to say your clavicle is divine.

X"

It's my second most defining feature you know

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Be pedantic, sarcastic, argumentative, grammatically anal, talk work with me and let me cry without telling me I’m a cray-cray and I’ll do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Fact is you just make me gungy. "

Hmmmmm... nah. I’ll pass. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are an incredible flirt from what i have seen in the forums.

Although i have found your sarcasm wasted on some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off.

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would

Wanna do me up the arse in a thread lock in?"

Play it cool! Play it cool!

.

.

.

.

.

I’ll check my diary

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Come to my nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm almost as bad at flirting as I am at recognising when I'm being flirted with and I'm bloody hopeless at that unless someone introduces themself as Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville hits me over the head with a club and drags me somewhere quiet all the while intoning "you're mine all mine"

And Estella you got the flirts girl - I've seen them!! (And before you say it I can recognise when people are flirting with others just not with me!!)

Hi, I’m Miss Flirtypants from Flirtsville and I’m here to say your clavicle is divine.

X

It's my second most defining feature you know "

It’s your second best bone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be pedantic, sarcastic, argumentative, grammatically anal, talk work with me and let me cry without telling me I’m a cray-cray and I’ll do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Fact is you just make me gungy.

Hmmmmm... nah. I’ll pass. Thanks."

Gaaaaaahhhhh. Cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are an incredible flirt from what i have seen in the forums.

Although i have found your sarcasm wasted on some people "

Like the poster above you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off.

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would

Wanna do me up the arse in a thread lock in?

Play it cool! Play it cool!

.

.

.

.

.

I’ll check my diary "

Pencil me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to my nest "

You sound like a scary monster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really be a flirt, I just generally have fun being a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off.

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would

Wanna do me up the arse in a thread lock in?

Play it cool! Play it cool!

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I’ll check my diary

Pencil me in "

I could use that same pencil to draw you like a French girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really be a flirt, I just generally have fun being a dick.

"

And it just makes us want you all the more, for what a dick...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send nudes

Best flirting tactic

Ever

That was me trying to scare you off.

Talk to me dirty like j0hnny would

Wanna do me up the arse in a thread lock in?

Play it cool! Play it cool!

.

.

.

.

.

I’ll check my diary

Pencil me in

I could use that same pencil to draw you like a French girl "

How do French girl’s draw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it. "

Hear, hear it's getting like FB and not that fb.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Gaaaaaahhhhh. Cock."

Mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it. "

But isn’t that flirting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gaaaaaahhhhh. Cock.

Mine."

You are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest "

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it.

But isn’t that flirting?"

I'm not sure? I take flirting as harmless fun with no intent. Whereas if I directly said to a guy I like your face and penis then I'm showing my intent. I don't know. I'm not the best at flirting or maybe I'm doing it and not realising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes. "

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it.

But isn’t that flirting?

I'm not sure? I take flirting as harmless fun with no intent. Whereas if I directly said to a guy I like your face and penis then I'm showing my intent. I don't know. I'm not the best at flirting or maybe I'm doing it and not realising. "

Ahhh I got ya. I flirt with intent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes."

Oooh you charmer. All the better for seeing you with!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"On here do we really need to flirt? We can just be direct and tell people what it is we like about them. I've complemented many a man on his attractive face and handsome penis and meant it.

But isn’t that flirting?

I'm not sure? I take flirting as harmless fun with no intent. Whereas if I directly said to a guy I like your face and penis then I'm showing my intent. I don't know. I'm not the best at flirting or maybe I'm doing it and not realising. "

Isn't flirting a hidden intent ? Like play fighting or work banter. Sometimes it catches you unawares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes.

Oooh you charmer. All the better for seeing you with!"

Yeah. Did that count as a flirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes.

Oooh you charmer. All the better for seeing you with!

Yeah. Did that count as a flirt? "

Yes it definitely did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes.

Oooh you charmer. All the better for seeing you with!

Yeah. Did that count as a flirt?

Yes it definitely did. "

Ah that's good.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play! "

At risk of making broad sweeping generalisations, I suspect women are better at flirting than men.

It's funny, I can see women flirting with men, I don't see it when women flirt with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I'm any good at flirting or if I know how to flirt if I'm honest

You can practice with me.

Your pants bring out the blue of your eyes.

Thanks.

You have a sexy smile and flirtatious eyes.

Oooh you charmer. All the better for seeing you with!

Yeah. Did that count as a flirt?

Yes it definitely did.

Ah that's good. "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play!

At risk of making broad sweeping generalisations, I suspect women are better at flirting than men.

It's funny, I can see women flirting with men, I don't see it when women flirt with me.

"

Hold on, maybe women just don't flirt with me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play!

At risk of making broad sweeping generalisations, I suspect women are better at flirting than men.

It's funny, I can see women flirting with men, I don't see it when women flirt with me.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play!

At risk of making broad sweeping generalisations, I suspect women are better at flirting than men.

It's funny, I can see women flirting with men, I don't see it when women flirt with me.

Hold on, maybe women just don't flirt with me.... "

No, that can’t possibly be the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am extremely good at it but unfortunately that all I am good at these days

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't flirt for shit.

I'm also oblivious to being flirted with.

It's in my genes, there's a penis in there.....

I’m certainly not intending to attract that type of play!

At risk of making broad sweeping generalisations, I suspect women are better at flirting than men.

It's funny, I can see women flirting with men, I don't see it when women flirt with me.

Hold on, maybe women just don't flirt with me....

No, that can’t possibly be the case."

I really think it might be.....

I'm just not flirting material.

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