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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

You

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Real ale please *straight* glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

A 2nd longer meet pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a brandy and babycham please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

You

**pours a drink and winks and smiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real ale please *straight* glass

Of course... here you go... enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and babycham please

Oooh yes my lovely!! Yummy mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of nice blonde Russian ladies at the world cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and babycham please

Oooh yes my lovely!! Yummy mwah

Thankyou kindly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

A 2nd longer meet pls

** pours you a pint!! And gives you a sloppy kiss!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Jake Daniels and please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

You

**pours a drink and winks and smiles

Time and a place blue eyes, time and a place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of earl grey please with a splash of milk (I know soooo common)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold bottle of Peroni please and a G & T for Ali

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"one of nice blonde Russian ladies at the world cup

Sorry they aren’t working in the bar!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bottle of vodka and a straw please.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of earl grey please with a splash of milk (I know soooo common)"

I loooove common!!! Here you are buttercup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

What's on the menu?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Nice cold pint of Larger and lime please beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice cold bottle of Peroni please and a G & T for Ali

I’ll make the G & T a double!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Bottle of vodka and a straw please.....

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of vodka and a straw please.....

** served to you ice cold!! I was having ice Smirnoff on Saturday it was yummy... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like this bar.

In the mood for an Irish whiskey and if you would be so kind please. x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

J2O please, no ice no glitter, any flavour

Ta.

One for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee please, still not drinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

What's on the menu?"

Just about anything you can think of! It’s Fabland we can do what we like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one of nice blonde Russian ladies at the world cup

Sorry they aren’t working in the bar!!!

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why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a baby guinness please, if I may. I have a bit of a taste for them right now.

Plus one for yourself and what the hell, drinks all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold pint of Larger and lime please beautiful xx"

Hey my sexy countername... you my lovely snow can have whatever you would like mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like this bar.

In the mood for an Irish whiskey and if you would be so kind please. x

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"J2O please, no ice no glitter, any flavour

Ta.

One for yourself?"

Let’s have the raspberry and apple one then!! And thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please, still not drinking "

Just americano or latte or espresso?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a baby guinness please, if I may. I have a bit of a taste for them right now.

Plus one for yourself and what the hell, drinks all round

Yay!!! That’s what we like!!! Served and another on the way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice glass of malbec please

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Nice cold pint of Larger and lime please beautiful xx

Hey my sexy countername... you my lovely snow can have whatever you would like mwah xxxx"

In that case can I have a winning lottery ticket

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please, still not drinking

Just americano or latte or espresso?

Americano please, the taste of hot milk makes me gag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine please. DRY white and super cold.

Thanks Snow

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

You

I'll 2nd that. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice glass of malbec please

Good choice!! Cheers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold pint of Larger and lime please beautiful xx

Hey my sexy countername... you my lovely snow can have whatever you would like mwah xxxx

In that case can I have a winning lottery ticket

xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please, still not drinking

Just americano or latte or espresso?

Americano please, the taste of hot milk makes me gag... "

Of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine please. DRY white and super cold.

Thanks Snow

Always super cold here and an extra large glass too!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

An IPA please Snow x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Nice cold pint of Larger and lime please beautiful xx

Hey my sexy countername... you my lovely snow can have whatever you would like mwah xxxx

In that case can I have a winning lottery ticket

xxxx

9... 14... 26... 32....40....16

Thank you my lovely. I'll send ya some of the winnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow white,

did you know 6 out of the 7 dwarfs aren't happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An IPA please Snow x"

Of course lovely... how’s the mountains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snow white,

did you know 6 out of the 7 dwarfs aren't happy"

They are always unhappy!!

what’s up with them now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a hot physical day down on my knees and getting filthy so I'd love something refreshing. I reckon a vodka lime and lemon with ice would go down very nicely indeeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a hot physical day down on my knees and getting filthy so I'd love something refreshing. I reckon a vodka lime and lemon with ice would go down very nicely indeeed

Hello Ruby... wow that does sound like a day and an excellent drink choice... which is being served right now!! Have a lovely evening!! Mwah xxx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

A nice chilled glass of Granache Rosè please.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ll have a White Russian please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peroni please Snow...

And one of those time machine things that turns miles into milliseconds ...

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’ll have the Sun Downer that you made yesterday again please. And feel free to take the weight off and have one too. You’ve been busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and glass of red please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of red and a greasy ass pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice chilled glass of Granache Rosè please."

Ooh delicious... **pours a very large glass... hope you’ve had a great day!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a White Russian please.

XX"

Of course gorgeous... just for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peroni please Snow...

And one of those time machine things that turns miles into milliseconds ..."

Here you go... how’s the man cave? I’ll wrote to NASA and ask how they are coming along with Star Trek Technology!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have the Sun Downer that you made yesterday again please. And feel free to take the weight off and have one too. You’ve been busy! "

Ooh did you like it?? They are yummy and a bit lethal hehehe!! Hope you have a wonderful evening!!

. Xx

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

A Rum and , something for yourself and your number perchance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double vodka and glass of red please

Hey sexy... of course... **take the bottle of red with you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of red and a greasy ass pizza! "

Absolutely... yummy!!!! Here you are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large ribena with ice please and a glass of fizz for Lacey

Could we tempt you ?

Take for whatever you’re drinking as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Rum and , something for yourself and your number perchance.

Double rum coming up and my number is 666

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large ribena with ice please and a glass of fizz for Lacey

Could we tempt you ?

Take for whatever you’re drinking as well

Yes you can and thank you!!!

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"A Rum and , something for yourself and your number perchance.

Double rum coming up and my number is 666

Excellent, thank you lovely Snow.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Real ale please *straight* glass

With you there mate - hate those ponsy glasses. Straight all the way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Rum and , something for yourself and your number perchance.

Double rum coming up and my number is 666

Excellent, thank you lovely Snow.

Your welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

That sounds just the ticket - I’ll take it!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

An iced tea please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

That sounds just the ticket - I’ll take it!

Done!!! *hands over mwah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An iced tea please.

Oooh would you like lemon to go with that?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"An iced tea please.

Oooh would you like lemon to go with that?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(*Smashes glass on the floor like Thor and shouts...*)

"ANOTHER!"

(*Then meekly gets pan and brush to clear the mess and puts cash value of glass into the till.*)

"sorry."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(*Smashes glass on the floor like Thor and shouts...*)

"ANOTHER!"

(*Then meekly gets pan and brush to clear the mess and puts cash value of glass into the till.*)

"sorry."

Ah well if it’s Thor asking then that would be allowed but it’s a one warning and then your out!! No more smashing!!! Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An iced tea please.

Oooh would you like lemon to go with that?

Yes please"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

** pours another Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice and looks around the room.... waiting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

**pours a double shot of tequila and looks around...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepsi Max please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pepsi Max please "

Hello my lovely... **pours the drink and pulls up a chair xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, white and two and a smile from that beautiful face please, it's been a long day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"** pours another Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice and looks around the room.... waiting!!

That first one was so tasty, might I have that one also please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, white and two and a smile from that beautiful face please, it's been a long day "

Good evening!! I’ll make you a coffee as requested... **hands over smiling!

here to chat if you need too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"** pours another Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice and looks around the room.... waiting!!

That first one was so tasty, might I have that one also please?

Yes it hasn’t been taken... **hands over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee, white and two and a smile from that beautiful face please, it's been a long day

Good evening!! I’ll make you a coffee as requested... **hands over smiling!

here to chat if you need too! "
the smile is more than enough, makes my day complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, white and two and a smile from that beautiful face please, it's been a long day

Good evening!! I’ll make you a coffee as requested... **hands over smiling!

here to chat if you need too! the smile is more than enough, makes my day complete

That’s good!! Hope you have a better evening mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders green monster, whatever the hell they put in that damn thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol? "

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'll go for fruit cider and ice too please.

Oh and a good orgasm (or multiple) wouldn't go amiss either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

Here you go! Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice please ! No milk in it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiders green monster, whatever the hell they put in that damn thing"

Hahaha of course!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange juice please ! No milk in it ! "

**sighs... don’t worry it will be freshly squeezed just for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

Here you go! Enjoy!!

Nice but a little premature, and not me! ...

I shall need a freshen up..

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By *notherGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in that sort of a mood ... simple, chilled, in the ice bucket, bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Two glasses with that please, I might share.

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go for fruit cider and ice too please.

Oh and a good orgasm (or multiple) wouldn't go amiss either

Fruit cider always hits the spot!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I'll go for fruit cider and ice too please.

Oh and a good orgasm (or multiple) wouldn't go amiss either

Fruit cider always hits the spot!!

Got bought a sele tion for father's day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

Here you go! Enjoy!!

Nice but a little premature, and not me! ...

I shall need a freshen up.."

Well at least that will keep you going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in that sort of a mood ... simple, chilled, in the ice bucket, bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Two glasses with that please, I might share.

Maybe. "

Often it’s the simple things that I find most enjoyable.. **hands over a large glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass...

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over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass..."

**pours 4 shots of tequila... and hands two over... keeps two and pssses the sol!

Yes I’ve heard it’s lovely and warm in January.. a great time to get away and beat those January blues don’t you think?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine's a White Russian please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine's a White Russian please

Coming up!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

Here you go! Enjoy!!

Nice but a little premature, and not me! ...

I shall need a freshen up..

Well at least that will keep you going!

I can't string it out that long, but thanks anyway..

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over a year ago

"A brandy and American dry ginger ale, ice, ready for the second week in August...

Here you go! Enjoy!!

Nice but a little premature, and not me! ...

I shall need a freshen up..

Well at least that will keep you going!

I can't string it out that long, but thanks anyway.."

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine's a White Russian please

Coming up!! Enjoy!

Perfect

don't forget one for yourself!

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over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

What's on the menu?

Just about anything you can think of! It’s Fabland we can do what we like!!

In that case can I have a frangellico based cocktail, which I'd like to suckle out from your sexy breasts!

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over a year ago

"Mine's a White Russian please

Coming up!! Enjoy!

Perfect

don't forget one for yourself! "

Thank you!

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over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

What's on the menu?

Just about anything you can think of! It’s Fabland we can do what we like!!

In that case can I have a frangellico based cocktail, which I'd like to suckle out from your sexy breasts!

Hahaha Im not sure you can do that but I have two straws!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's a White Russian please

Haven't had one of those for years

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine's a White Russian please

Haven't had one of those for years "

I love them, simple but always go down well

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over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass...

**pours 4 shots of tequila... and hands two over... keeps two and pssses the sol!

Yes I’ve heard it’s lovely and warm in January.. a great time to get away and beat those January blues don’t you think?

Sounds like exactly what I need to start the new year...

What are your plans for holidays this year?

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over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass...

**pours 4 shots of tequila... and hands two over... keeps two and pssses the sol!

Yes I’ve heard it’s lovely and warm in January.. a great time to get away and beat those January blues don’t you think?

Sounds like exactly what I need to start the new year...

What are your plans for holidays this year?

**pours more shots of tequila and shares between us!

I’ve been wanting to book a holiday for ages and ages... but then just thought of something today funnily enough!!

I’m waiting to see if my friend would like to come with me!!? Yours sounds amazing! Mexico in January wow! Do you think you’ll go?

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Evening Snow, tough few days ay, here’s hoping things improve and you make those holiday plans, a get away sounds nice.

Can I get a glass of white wine and a drink for your lovely self please?

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over a year ago

"Evening Snow, tough few days ay, here’s hoping things improve and you make those holiday plans, a get away sounds nice.

Can I get a glass of white wine and a drink for your lovely self please? "

Good evening gorgeous.... yes it was a bit up and down... I love planning holidays!!! Fingers crossed it happens!?

**pours you a very large glass

xxx

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over a year ago

South Wales

"Evening Snow, tough few days ay, here’s hoping things improve and you make those holiday plans, a get away sounds nice.

Can I get a glass of white wine and a drink for your lovely self please?

Good evening gorgeous.... yes it was a bit up and down... I love planning holidays!!! Fingers crossed it happens!?

**pours you a very large glass

xxx"

Thank you muchly, not sure why the

doesn’t everyone down the first glass and ask for a refill? [hiccup]

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over a year ago

"Evening Snow, tough few days ay, here’s hoping things improve and you make those holiday plans, a get away sounds nice.

Can I get a glass of white wine and a drink for your lovely self please?

Good evening gorgeous.... yes it was a bit up and down... I love planning holidays!!! Fingers crossed it happens!?

**pours you a very large glass

xxx

Thank you muchly, not sure why the

doesn’t everyone down the first glass and ask for a refill? [hiccup]

Hahaha I just noticed that!!

... my fat fingers!! Here’s another glass!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

"
To ride you on a rollercoaster. Until we are cold as ice.

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over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

To ride you on a rollercoaster. Until we are cold as ice.

thank you! But I can’t leave the bar at the moment!

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over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass...

**pours 4 shots of tequila... and hands two over... keeps two and pssses the sol!

Yes I’ve heard it’s lovely and warm in January.. a great time to get away and beat those January blues don’t you think?

Sounds like exactly what I need to start the new year...

What are your plans for holidays this year?

**pours more shots of tequila and shares between us!

I’ve been wanting to book a holiday for ages and ages... but then just thought of something today funnily enough!!

I’m waiting to see if my friend would like to come with me!!? Yours sounds amazing! Mexico in January wow! Do you think you’ll go?

Well I think it’s tempting...maybe I should be sampling more of that sol and tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow my sweet could i have a pint of caffreys pls

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over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

What's on the menu?

Just about anything you can think of! It’s Fabland we can do what we like!!

In that case can I have a frangellico based cocktail, which I'd like to suckle out from your sexy breasts!

Hahaha Im not sure you can do that but I have two straws!!

Shame. No worries it's all about give and take!!!

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over a year ago

"** peers around the room waiting with an Old Mout Berries and Cherries Cider with lots of ice.....

Hello sorry I’m late...was at the travel agents, looking at Mexico....have you got any sol?

Good evening....

... yes it just so happens I do... **handing over smiling.. so your looking at holidays? When are you thinking of going?

I’m thinking January...I hear Mexico is hot at that time of the year...

Another Sol and a Tequila please...

*i’m hoping this place quietens down so I chat to the barmaid...

*looks over and sees someone’s smashed his glass...

**pours 4 shots of tequila... and hands two over... keeps two and pssses the sol!

Yes I’ve heard it’s lovely and warm in January.. a great time to get away and beat those January blues don’t you think?

Sounds like exactly what I need to start the new year...

What are your plans for holidays this year?

**pours more shots of tequila and shares between us!

I’ve been wanting to book a holiday for ages and ages... but then just thought of something today funnily enough!!

I’m waiting to see if my friend would like to come with me!!? Yours sounds amazing! Mexico in January wow! Do you think you’ll go?

Well I think it’s tempting...maybe I should be sampling more of that sol and tequila

**pours more tequila leaves the bottle out and hands over the sol!

I find nothing bad can come from holidays.. sun.. the beach.. swimming... cocktails... and if your lucky someone sexy to go with.. . but I guess it depends what you want from a holiday?! Cheers!

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over a year ago

"Snow my sweet could i have a pint of caffreys pls"

Yes of course you can!! Enjoy!!

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over a year ago

Dunstable

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

To ride you on a rollercoaster. Until we are cold as ice.

thank you! But I can’t leave the bar at the moment! "
Ok I’ll have sex on the beach then

Thank You.

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over a year ago

"And I’d like to be your bar maid for this evening session... it’s been a rollercoaster of a few days and a busy day at work today so I’m ready for a cold fruit cider with LOTS of ice

So tonight I’m toasting to “life is a rollercoaster you just have to ride it..” yes it can be shit and hard but it can also be mutilple orgasmic amazing...

So what would you like?!

To ride you on a rollercoaster. Until we are cold as ice.

thank you! But I can’t leave the bar at the moment! Ok I’ll have sex on the beach then

Thank You. "

Coming up!

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over a year ago

"Snow my sweet could i have a pint of caffreys pls

Yes of course you can!! Enjoy!!

I am yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a blowjob please, Snow.

Thanks.

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over a year ago

"I'll take a blowjob please, Snow.

Thanks."

Oh I’ll have to look that drink up!

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over a year ago

"I'll take a blowjob please, Snow.

Thanks.

Oh I’ll have to look that drink up!

No need - it's saliva mixed with seamen.

You're welcome.

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over a year ago

"I'll take a blowjob please, Snow.

Thanks.

Oh I’ll have to look that drink up!

No need - it's saliva mixed with seamen.

You're welcome.

Ah you meant a proper blowjob!!! Well unfortunately while the bar is open I cannot leave it unattended!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LAST ORDERS!!! Speak now or forever hold your peace... until next time!!!

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over a year ago

Time!

*unzips*

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over a year ago

"LAST ORDERS!!! Speak now or forever hold your peace... until next time!!!

Il have one more pint a the key to your room

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over a year ago

I’m the barmaid for the evening!! You can’t all line up and have a go or take it in turns when it closes!!!

Only one person can take me home!!!

Now any last drinks!!

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over a year ago

"I’m the barmaid for the evening!! You can’t all line up and have a go or take it in turns when it closes!!!

Only one person can take me home!!!

Now any last drinks!!

Ok a huggle it is

But if ya change your mind il be passed out in the street

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over a year ago

"I’m the barmaid for the evening!! You can’t all line up and have a go or take it in turns when it closes!!!

Only one person can take me home!!!

Now any last drinks!!

Ok a huggle it is

But if ya change your mind il be passed out in the street"

Your always welcome to a squidgy huggle and one last pint!!!

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over a year ago

** cleans the bar and tidies up the bottles and washes the glasses!!

Then takes a slow meander home alone.. looking up at the stars....

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