FabSwingers.com forum: Who would narrate your film

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So who would narrate your auto bio swingers movie

david attenborough, morgan freeman or....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Carr

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Bazil Brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Josh Brolin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bethany Hughes please

Just because I think she's gorgeous and has a totally sexy voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure about Alan but Jimmy Carr could work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samuel L Jackson, I just feel that I need that level of ‘motherfuckers’ in my life story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bazil Brush.

I guess sponge bob could help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson, I just feel that I need that level of ‘motherfuckers’ in my life story"

His go to Line would be

" This motherfucker and she not even a milf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marion Cotillard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Josh Brolin

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim cattrall because her voice is seductive and I like to seduce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson, I just feel that I need that level of ‘motherfuckers’ in my life story

His go to Line would be

" This motherfucker and she not even a milf"

Not even that, something as simple as; ‘This motherfucker didn’t even use a coaster...’ would sound awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe Pasquale

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Geddy Lee singing to mirror my feelings of panic each time I go a swinger club

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

BRIAN BLESSED

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Kathleen Turner. Or Victoria Wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natalie Portman

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

James Earl Jones

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Melissa McCarthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob bubka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzy man reviews guy x

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

David Attenborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vincent Price or Christopher Lee

And no. Death is not a problem for those two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or whoever can stay awake while reading how boring my life is.

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By *oydivision69Man
over a year ago

Birkenhead

Prof Stephen Hawking. Oh wait, hang on!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ozzy man reviews guy x"
cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ozzy man reviews guy x"

That's one film I would watch no matter the storyline

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kieth lemon oooosh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jo Brand

“Steve thought he was a swinger. He swung like a door, slightly unhinged and badly hung with a small round knob”

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Sir Alec Guiness or Paul O'Grady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have picked Richard Burton if he was still with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerard Butler yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eddie Murphy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selina Scott. She has a lovely voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry Wogan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chandler from friends ... ‘and at the end of the play they just got up and started banging their hands together’

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Aubrey Plaza

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Joanna lumley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either Morgan Freeman or Peter Dickson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzy Osbourne

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Robert Powell as a ww2 documentary. Dan's big push in the west ended tragically

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Dave lamb ala come dine with me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Narrate? Monty Don or Tom Hardy - amazing voices!

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By *acey_smWoman
over a year ago

westmeath

Christopher Walken his voice is so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Iain Glen

For me

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Freeman. I have a thing for deep voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian blessed

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Boris Johnson

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Knowing my luck, Joe pasquale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

India Fisher, the Masterchef narrator

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Harry Kane.

I'm not a Spurs or England fan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is the guy that does come dine with me. He would fit very well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

James Earl Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pam Ayres and it would all rhyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

liam neeson

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Mathew McConaughy. He's got a great voice, plus I'd get to meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chuckle Brothers.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mrs Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I'm feeling tonight it would have to be the grim reaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kirsty Young, and I’d like there to be incerpts where it skips to her interviewing me and I select the music that punctuates each action point of my life, and then back into the story - so a movie/Desert Island Discs. And a sing-a-long section. And an interactive session where a thought bubble from my head pops up and the audience can see my thoughts and help guide my choices. And I’d like there to be more romance, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would defiantly have to be Russel Brand with his his amazing use of vocabulary and his unique charisma

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"India Fisher, the Masterchef narrator"

Good answer!

I change mine to Richard Ayoade or David Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Bean, we sound alike and if he's only narrating it doesn't matter that he's way better looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kirsty Young, and I’d like there to be incerpts where it skips to her interviewing me and I select the music that punctuates each action point of my life, and then back into the story - so a movie/Desert Island Discs. And a sing-a-long section. And an interactive session where a thought bubble from my head pops up and the audience can see my thoughts and help guide my choices. And I’d like there to be more romance, please. "

You can have as much romance as you like.

We can start to get it down on paper. All I ask for is 5% when is done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sean Bean, we sound alike and if he's only narrating it doesn't matter that he's way better looking."
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"India Fisher, the Masterchef narrator

Good answer!

I change mine to Richard Ayoade or David Mitchell

Richard Ayoade

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Got to be Jack Dee for me; He’s on a similarly miserable sod like wavelength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joe pasquale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s about Vincent price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to change mine to Mariella Frostrup

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Oliver Postgate......of Clangers, Bagpuss, Ivor the Engine fame, or the other end of the spectrum James Earl Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Laurence Olivier or Peggy Mitchell

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