FabSwingers.com forum: Say something silly

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post something off the top of your heads. Can be something true or total nonsense. I'll go first.

No woman can actually orgasm. They all fake it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suger tits would rot the brains of millions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everton have a chance of making the top 4 this season

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

This is in fact Very true. Guys should send 10 different angles of their cock to women

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

If you haven’t had a meet within a month, a week, 10 minutes of being on fab, You’re a fake/time waster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold beans ain’t hot

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Everyone loves marmite, is that silly or controversial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England will win the World Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be happy and do not worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

This is in fact Very true. Guys should send 10 different angles of their cock to women

Iv got 37 i was told that was cool

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

My gonads are floating like fluffy clouds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"England will win the World Cup

But they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be no hard border in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

String

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"England will win the World Cup

But they will"

[fingers crossed emoji]

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Jacob Reece moog !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"England will win the World Cup

But they will

[fingers crossed emoji] "

Way ahead of ya iv platted my cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great "

Thank you for your contribution my lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Billy"

Yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

This is in fact Very true. Guys should send 10 different angles of their cock to women

Iv got 37 i was told that was cool

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dropping my panties for you as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"England will win the World Cup

But they will

[fingers crossed emoji]

Way ahead of ya iv platted my cock and balls

Photographic evidence otherwise it's not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

This is in fact Very true. Guys should send 10 different angles of their cock to women

Iv got 37 i was told that was cool

dropping my panties for you as we speak

Result

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"England will win the World Cup

We have the winning post right here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love cock pics, the ones who say they don’t like cock pics aren’t women

This is in fact Very true. Guys should send 10 different angles of their cock to women

Better chop your cock off and send it to that one woman in post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love big cock only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only "

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women adore it when you sent them friend requests without asking. Best way to get them wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong ! "

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England played awesome football yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?"

I love tiny cocks if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?"

Actually I have. Not as much as I see those asking fir bigger cocks though but yes there are few.

But tbf I see more profile without any set in stone criteria when it comes to genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

I love tiny cocks if that helps

It doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

I love tiny cocks if that helps

See

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

I love tiny cocks if that helps

I’ve seen them too.

I don’t like VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

Actually I have. Not as much as I see those asking fir bigger cocks though but yes there are few.

But tbf I see more profile without any set in stone criteria when it comes to genitals"

Ermmm those must be single men’s profiles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here for filthy hardcore sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn your willy inside out and it looks like a badly made volkswagen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You knew damn well that I was a snake before you took me in ~ Nigel Farage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job hunting is so so fun

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

when eric eats a banana

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"turn your willy inside out and it looks like a badly made volkswagen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when eric eats a banana "

Complete your sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only

Damn ! That's what I am doing wrong !

It’s true, have you ever seen a profile demanding small/average cock, akhi?

I love tiny cocks if that helps

I’ve seen them too.

I don’t like VWE

Glad I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a big cock, your wife will not cheat on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Fuck my old boots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have a big cock, your wife will not cheat on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone loves marmite, is that silly or controversial?

Nowt silly about that

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

If things didn’t change ... they’d always stay the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna win at Ascot today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cuntspluffing Pissfarts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly every single guy on this site seems to be VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm the best you've never had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like that lager. If Carlsberg did fucks.

Probably the best fuck in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an amazing pair of tits. Fact or fiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an amazing pair of tits. Fact or fiction?"

Facts are facts but fiction is a game of dice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/06/18 11:43:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Its not gay if you close your eyes and WISH it was a woman.

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

If music be the food of love, then my ears are starving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love really bad sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semen can help you gain weight ...over 9 months

Unless you’re male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies stop sending fanny pics to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies stop sending fanny pics to me.

I thought you liked them

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By *tayinhomeMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Like that lager. If Carlsberg did fucks.

Probably the best fuck in the world

Alcahol Free Lager is like muffing out your sister. It tastes the same, but there is something not quite right about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly every single guy on this site seems to be VWE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love big cock only "
dam true as true as they are only seeking hunks here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

geordgie shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like kiss,fuck,avoid threads

Snog

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

I've clearly got the only true footlong on fab, honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

“Anybody wanna buy a second hand wardrobe”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies stop sending fanny pics to me.

I thought you liked them

Only yours

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I received a message today . From a female !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received a message today . From a female !!!"

Me too. Think it was sent to the wrong person though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananaman is a sick and dangerous man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its okay for others to take your money without asking first.

£50 that knowledge cost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u kiss a frog a thousand times it will turn into an embarrased frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its okay for others to take your money without asking first.

£50 that knowledge cost me

It's unfair reminding the £50 taker that they still owe me £400!

After all its only silly money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can put lipstic on a pig but it will always love kermit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bananaman is a sick and dangerous man

Hear all about his. Apparently he hurts women with his extremely large cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send nudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send nudes

No im a eunoch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/06/18 14:25:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananaman is a sick and dangerous man

Hear all about his. Apparently he hurts women with his extremely large cock

Doesn’t sound like Bananaman, He has a tiny cock, it’s literally looks like a £1 coin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bananaman is a sick and dangerous man

Hear all about his. Apparently he hurts women with his extremely large cock

Doesn’t sound like Bananaman, He has a tiny cock, it’s literally looks like a £1 coin

So funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/06/18 12:00:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something silly

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I always wear wear glasses to avoid spunk eye sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least one MP loves up skirts !!!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Aardvark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swappped my left leg for 25 litres of Duluth vinyl silk emulsion in duck egg blue.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not going to rain for a year on mossley

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

well ... well ...well

... 3 holes in the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England, FIFA World Cup Champions 2018

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not going to rain for a year on mossley"

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By *utchersdriverMan
over a year ago

oldham

I am the best shag you will ever receive lmao

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Going all the way round the piss pot, just to get to the handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't Google duck penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm never horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numholes

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear with alopecia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBIES!!!

silly enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something off the top of your heads. Can be something true or total nonsense. I'll go first.

No woman can actually orgasm. They all fake it."

Messi is the best player in the world

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By *oodgirl78Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Don't Google duck penis."

i had to google it and it looks like a cork screw lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't Google duck penis.

i had to google it and it looks like a cork screw lol "

I don't want to Google this

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't blame it on the boogie

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Don't Google wulrus dildo.

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

They call me bond. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who put the bop in the bop shoo wap?

who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Football is not the beautiful game.

Tiddlywinks is

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't Google blue waffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't Google blue waffles "

Dude you look like the picture of a late person

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"who put the bop in the bop shoo wap?

who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?"

Who was that man. I’d love to shake his hand and then I’ll make you fall in love with me.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Don't Google blue waffles

Dude you look like the picture of a late person

Surely a late person would look all disheveled like they had to run for a bus or something?

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