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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Folks!

What has been your weirdest meet? Not necessarily your worst, but just the weirdest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was on a few years back I went to meet a couple at their house. They were unclean, cat shit everywhere, litter everywhere. I made my excuses as to why I couldn't play and got called time waster and stuff.

Always do a social now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise "

If she wanted to give you a surprise, it should have been a kinder egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise "

I don't know which is weirder. If this actually happened, or if you've thought it up

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise "

My first thought would be that she'd shit her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna be a great thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is gonna be a great thread "

My meets have all been lovely and not weird so far. There’s always time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a social with a guy. We were in a pub and he kept pushing at his jeans. Then he blurted out randomly, that he had a hard on and it wouldn't go down. He just kept staring at my cleavage and moaning quietly. As he was my lift back, i finished my drink and told him i had to get back. His jeans were bulging at the crotch as we walked to the car , it was really embarrassing. When he got outside mine, i turned to give him a hug goodbye and he grabbed me and started kissing me crazily. I managed to work the car handle from behind me and fell flat on my arse out of the car. He apologised profusely afterwards, begging for a second meet. I politely declined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a social with a guy. We were in a pub and he kept pushing at his jeans. Then he blurted out randomly, that he had a hard on and it wouldn't go down. He just kept staring at my cleavage and moaning quietly. As he was my lift back, i finished my drink and told him i had to get back. His jeans were bulging at the crotch as we walked to the car , it was really embarrassing. When he got outside mine, i turned to give him a hug goodbye and he grabbed me and started kissing me crazily. I managed to work the car handle from behind me and fell flat on my arse out of the car. He apologised profusely afterwards, begging for a second meet. I politely declined

Oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord

I've had a few odd ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went to meet a couple but only he was in the room she was waiting in the bedroom so he said , he had on an old track suit and I spotted a large knife on the table, I said I thought my car lights had been left on and legged it never to return. Glasgow is a wierd place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds pretty frightening to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds pretty frightening to be fair"

I was outside mine. So i didn't feel frightened. His behaviour felt more desperate than sinister, if that makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once went to meet a couple but only he was in the room she was waiting in the bedroom so he said , he had on an old track suit and I spotted a large knife on the table, I said I thought my car lights had been left on and legged it never to return. Glasgow is a wierd place. "

That sounds normal for Glasgow. Still scary though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said"

The way you've worded that, it sound like you were the weird meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time when a woman got rather overly zealous with a particularly large butternut squash.

I’d rather not re live it if you don’t mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met with a woman who was hot from what I had seen. And the chats were great.

I got a train to Kerry, bought drink for us both and got a taxi to the arsehole of nowhere to find it was NOT the woman from the photos. At all.

Had to make excuses (not very good ones considering I was miles from home) and hitched a ride back to the nearest town and waited around for the first train home.

It was a long night.

Much disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise

If she wanted to give you a surprise, it should have been a kinder egg "

Kinder egg? Be a bigger surprise if it was an easter egg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise

If she wanted to give you a surprise, it should have been a kinder egg

Kinder egg? Be a bigger surprise if it was an easter egg!

Or a real egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise

If she wanted to give you a surprise, it should have been a kinder egg

Kinder egg? Be a bigger surprise if it was an easter egg!

Or a real egg

Oh aye fair point lol

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I once went to a woman's for a meet and as we got to the bedroom I noticed she had a slave tied to a chair...but he was only allowed to watch and not leave the chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a social meet with a guy who seemed lovely. He offered me a lift home and I accepted. In the car he told me in great detail about his fantasy involving keeping someone in a hidden place and using them as a sex slave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a social meet with a guy who seemed lovely. He offered me a lift home and I accepted. In the car he told me in great detail about his fantasy involving keeping someone in a hidden place and using them as a sex slave. "

Oh my god

I would have jumped out the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said

The way you've worded that, it sound like you were the weird meet

She didnt want talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said

The way you've worded that, it sound like you were the weird meet

She didnt want talking"

Like a library?

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I once went back to a woman's house to find both her parents sat up waiting for her. I sat and had a cup of tea and a chat with them before we went up stairs to her room. It was all very surreal.

I got a text from her telling me her parents liked me and would I like to go back for dinner on Sunday

Possibly not the weirdest I've had but the one that confuses the hell out of me still to this day

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By *omx991Man
over a year ago

Chasing waves

A women from Dundee, after a few meets she started to get really weird with BDSM (wasn't phased at first) she then said she had a fantasy for me to hide in the bushes on a Thursday and not tell her what Thursday and she would walk through the park at night and she wanted me to force myself on her/rape her (I was quite young and naive at the time so obviously that was well beyond what I was willing to do) nothing was said about it for weeks she seemed content enough I hoped she had forgotten about it. Cut a few months down the line when we fizzled out and randomly met on a night out she blurted out how much she missed me "raping" her and if I would start to do it again.. She ended up getting small time for beating a guy up in a nightclub becuase he stole her gag ball

Totally true story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went back to a woman's house to find both her parents sat up waiting for her. I sat and had a cup of tea and a chat with them before we went up stairs to her room. It was all very surreal.

I got a text from her telling me her parents liked me and would I like to go back for dinner on Sunday

Possibly not the weirdest I've had but the one that confuses the hell out of me still to this day"

Did you go back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A women from Dundee, after a few meets she started to get really weird with BDSM (wasn't phased at first) she then said she had a fantasy for me to hide in the bushes on a Thursday and not tell her what Thursday and she would walk through the park at night and she wanted me to force myself on her/rape her (I was quite young and naive at the time so obviously that was well beyond what I was willing to do) nothing was said about it for weeks she seemed content enough I hoped she had forgotten about it. Cut a few months down the line when we fizzled out and randomly met on a night out she blurted out how much she missed me "raping" her and if I would start to do it again.. She ended up getting small time for beating a guy up in a nightclub becuase he stole her gag ball

Totally true story! "

I live about 20 mins from Dundee and have all my life....it’s a weird place

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By *omx991Man
over a year ago

Chasing waves

The place she walked in was Arbroath!

scary girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The place she walked in was Arbroath!

scary girl "

Least it wasn’t Fintry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After defecting from a different Swinging site, that was pretty heavenly

i had my first meet on here through the chat.

Late night a couple near Skelmersdale needed a lift to Liverpool for Pride I think, and being new offered in exchange for a good veri.

Those who know the area will agree it’s something of a maze and pre iPhone it was blind luck I got the road right.

But the houses were still and quiet except- you’ve guessed- their house. The upstairs windows were wide open in the chill and music was blaring.

Should’ve bailed at this point but once inside it was clear she was on a comedown from E and was twiching so much she couldn’t put her makeup on.

Basically it was chaos and the male was away in the wind too - briefly sitting down to decide my escape an older Staffie walked over and jumped up, lay down on me and gave me a resigned look I’d have to say was ‘yup this is usual’.

Managed to creep off but still got a good veri.

Somewhat wiser now lol

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By *omx991Man
over a year ago

Chasing waves

Fintry Inn - best burgers!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Left her to book accom, ended up in an air bnb with the proprietor still there too. I was too polite to fuck off and go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest was a man who brought ratchet straps along with him to the meet. I know it won't seem weird to everyone but I was just a little too far out of my comfort zone. He wanted to be knelt over on the bed, me tie his hands behind his back with a strap then place the other ratchet strap around his neck and pull tight while I pegged him.

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By *omx991Man
over a year ago

Chasing waves

"My weirdest was a man who brought ratchet straps along with him to the meet. I know it won't seem weird to everyone but I was just a little too far out of my comfort zone. He wanted to be knelt over on the bed, me tie his hands behind his back with a strap then place the other ratchet strap around his neck and pull tight while I pegged him."

That sounds fun :O it's a pet hate of mine if ratchet straps are in bad condition tho! Never trust a man with bad ratchet straps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sounds fun :O it's a pet hate of mine if ratchet straps are in bad condition tho! Never trust a man with bad ratchet straps! "

Not fun for a (presumedly) first meet with no warning!!! Would freak me out

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By *omx991Man
over a year ago

Chasing waves

That sounds fun :O it's a pet hate of mine if ratchet straps are in bad condition tho! Never trust a man with bad ratchet straps!

Not fun for a (presumedly) first meet with no warning!!! Would freak me out "

'Slowly puts straps back in the garage' yep totally ??

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

My first fab meet.

Had exchanged messages and chatted on phone so knew what she wanted.

Arrived, let myself in, followed the music to the bedroom. Moved covers, she was blindfolded, licked and fondled for some time. (my first and only ever squirrel)

Then headed back to work.

Had a couple more similar visits to her before she went UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said

The way you've worded that, it sound like you were the weird meet

She didnt want

talking"

Some women like that...

And men do ramble

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

"I once went back to a woman's house to find both her parents sat up waiting for her. I sat and had a cup of tea and a chat with them before we went up stairs to her room. It was all very surreal.

I got a text from her telling me her parents liked me and would I like to go back for dinner on Sunday

Possibly not the weirdest I've had but the one that confuses the hell out of me still to this day

Did you go back?"

I did actually. Who can resist a Sunday roast?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went back to a woman's house to find both her parents sat up waiting for her. I sat and had a cup of tea and a chat with them before we went up stairs to her room. It was all very surreal.

I got a text from her telling me her parents liked me and would I like to go back for dinner on Sunday

Possibly not the weirdest I've had but the one that confuses the hell out of me still to this day

Did you go back?

I did actually. Who can resist a Sunday roast?????

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I been mentioned yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I been mentioned yet? "

It’s not the “Who do you want to meet thread?”, Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I been mentioned yet?

It’s not the “Who do you want to meet thread?”, Lib."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a couple in a pub once for a social and firstly only the Male half showed up which is fine but even though he was adamant online about not being bisexual he was rubbing my cock a lot through my jeans and his behaviour was quite weird. The mrs showed up later on and we spoke for a little while before I asked if he wan bi or not and this made him mad and he left, she apologised and left shortly after. It was very strange for me!

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By *adaboutmxMan
over a year ago

Burton upon Trent

and told him i had to get back. His jeans were bulging at the crotch as we walked to the car , it was really embarrassing. When he got outside mine, i turned to give him a hug goodbye and he grabbed me and started kissing me crazily. I managed to work the car handle from behind me and fell flat on my arse out of the car. He apologised profusely afterwards, begging for a second meet. I politely declined

Might wanna take your own car next time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once went back to a woman's house to find both her parents sat up waiting for her. I sat and had a cup of tea and a chat with them before we went up stairs to her room. It was all very surreal.

I got a text from her telling me her parents liked me and would I like to go back for dinner on Sunday

Possibly not the weirdest I've had but the one that confuses the hell out of me still to this day

Did you go back?

I did actually. Who can resist a Sunday roast?????

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Picture the scene... A dreary November Saturday, pissing down with rain,I took myself off to Kestrels for an afternoon swim and chill out. Arrived and the place was near empty, didn't care, just wanted to relax. Turned out I was the only woman there,again, wasn't bothered. Had a swim and was joined by a gay/bi male friend and 5 other guys, lovely just chatting, drinking tea and relaxing in the pool. After a while we were all a bit fed up of bobbing around in the water so we got out and venture down to the dungeon, the warmest place, and carried on chatting on a huge bed.

Anyway, a bit of touching and flirting started and before long the room looked much like a Roman orgy. I was thoroughly spoilt by all 6 men...

The weird bit? At one point I was laid back with hands and tongues all over me, whilst sucking the cock of a very fit Army PTI who was kind of staddling my head, when I felt something slapping the top of my head... I strained my head back only to see my gay/bi friends cock franticly banging the PTIs back door in and it was his balls whacking me on the head

I can't say I have ever been it that close proximity to anal sex before or since

Was a very surreal afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest date not from here. I met a guy in town swapped numbers an agreed to go on a date. We met an went to dinner where he would not sit still. I asked why. Then he leant in an said I’ve got a butt plug in wanna pull it

I kindly declined. Then he said an I’ve got a cock ring on.

so I had a grin an said you’ve got a hard on.

He just had a cock ring on his floppy cock. We left totally put off food. Where he dropped his trousers to reveal his floppy cock an ask if I want to tug his butt plug

Not had a dinner date since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise

If she wanted to give you a surprise, it should have been a kinder egg "

Or a baby

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"A woman had sticked a bueno into her fanny prior meeting and when I took off her knickers, which btw was nice, it's sliden out of it then she winked and said surprise "

Aren't Buerno the wafer chocolate fingers? Wouldn't the wafer be gritty?

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By *ileeoutMan
over a year ago

London

"Back in jan asked to wake a lass by eating her pussy

And fucking her arse

Barley a word said"
Nothing weird about that bro lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh lord

weird!!!! (In reply to all meets haha)

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