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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you "

Which wheelie bin is it this week OP, the green or the black one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Which wheelie bin is it this week OP, the green or the black one ? "

Blue and Black this Friday

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'll be round to rob you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Which wheelie bin is it this week OP, the green or the black one ?

Blue and Black this Friday

Ok, did you wash out the Marmite jars this time cause the dustman were kicking off?!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Sure.

Just out of interest, where do you keep your valuables?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be round to rob you."

Derbyshire always gets its best things from Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Which wheelie bin is it this week OP, the green or the black one ?

Blue and Black this Friday

Ok, did you wash out the Marmite jars this time cause the dustman were kicking off?! "

I don't like marmite, speak to the neighbour would you please, I'm sure its them putting their jars in my bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure.

Just out of interest, where do you keep your valuables?"

Play your cards right and I might start leaving them on your bed side table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will do it. "

Thanks man

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Sure.

Just out of interest, where do you keep your valuables?

Play your cards right and I might start leaving them on your bed side table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch. "

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge"

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first"

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?"

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

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"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two."

TMI!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

Looking forward to it. Please wash your hands before

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

The sensual song bit yeah I know right,but I love his soppiness so I'll go with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

The sensual song bit yeah I know right,but I love his soppiness so I'll go with it."

The song was to put you at ease in the house of a stranger who enjoy fucking women with shaved pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

Looking forward to it. Please wash your hands before

This conversation took a sharp right turn.

I am strangely aroused by it though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

The sensual song bit yeah I know right,but I love his soppiness so I'll go with it.

The song was to put you at ease in the house of a stranger who enjoy fucking women with shaved pussy "

and that's why I love you. My pubic area is quite soft and hairy at the moment he wouldn't like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you "

Can I pimp your house by having a Facebook party there?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

Looking forward to it. Please wash your hands before

This conversation took a sharp right turn.

I am strangely aroused by it though"

It's the squatting that would be involved isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Can I pimp your house by having a Facebook party there?

Could that not wait until I'm back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will do it.

Thanks man

No need to thank me I only do it to shit under your couch.

I would welcome a shit from you any day of the week you handsome specimen

Then I'll do another one under your bed too and one in the nutella jar that you keep in your fridge

I think Ignitemybody may have already filled the nutella jar.

Just double check first

I was going to say don't bring me into this conversation,but you may have a point. What about in your underwear drawer instead?

We could do one together while holding hands and listening to a sensual song written by someone

Sure,it needs to be first thing after my breakfast though as that's generally when I do my number two.

TMI!

Looking forward to it. Please wash your hands before

This conversation took a sharp right turn.

I am strangely aroused by it though

It's the squatting that would be involved isn't it."

Squatting, my one true weekness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Can I pimp your house by having a Facebook party there?

Could that not wait until I'm back?"

You wouldn’t like people cleaning off their dicks with your curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you "
no worries throw wild party while there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be there, but if someone could pop along and drag the bins out, I would very much appreciate it.

Thank you

Can I pimp your house by having a Facebook party there?

Could that not wait until I'm back?

You wouldn’t like people cleaning off their dicks with your curtains

I do it. Everyone else may as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pop over n sort your rubbish but I’m not washing the sheets afterwards...gonna leave you to sniff them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will pop over n sort your rubbish but I’m not washing the sheets afterwards...gonna leave you to sniff them "

...I'm strangely intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

For you? Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a nice television, cash hidden under your mattress and expensive jewellery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many demands and strange offers to leave ‘presents’

OP I’m just down the road, because I’m worried about the fabbers above and your safety, let me do it... all I ask for is those curtains

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