FabSwingers.com forum: Women still aren’t funny....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...According to Christopher Hitchens. He said that women don’t need to be funny as men are already attracted to them, where as men need to be to attract a mate by making them laugh. Do you agree with him, or is he way off?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Tosh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have to find someone funny.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I must be male then cause I know I'm funny and I ain't changing

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No I don't agree with him because woman's motivation for being a certain way isn't always about attracting men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not funny to attract men. That's what my vagina is for (and my arse, for the picky ones).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No funny women are ace

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A good sense of humour is a definite attraction factor.

Nothing sexier than a funny confident woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...According to Christopher Hitchens. He said that women don’t need to be funny as men are already attracted to them, where as men need to be to attract a mate by making them laugh. Do you agree with him, or is he way off? "

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

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By *traddle VariousWoman
over a year ago

Salford

He is way off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh."

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who Christopher whatsisface is but he sounds like he's from the dark ages...thinking women are a certain way to attract a man. I don't need to be funny. I just am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh."

I don't find many women comics funny either. Some can deliver funny acting lines well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians! "

Two of my fav are straight

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians! "

Maybe they were *in his opinion* but just because he thinks that doesn't make it true.

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over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Also the funniest women I know aren't comedians or lesbians.

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By *traddle VariousWoman
over a year ago

Salford

Are you saying that men are attracted to any woman ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

Two of my fav are straight

Who’s that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to be funny to GET a man. You just have to be funny to KEEP one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can’t stop laughing when I reveal my schlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you saying that men are attracted to any woman ?"

He said women have no need to render thereselves attractive to men, as men already find them attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also the funniest women I know aren't comedians or lesbians."

I agree, the two funniest women on here aren’t lesbians or comedians but they make me laugh.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Why do women have to be funny? And why do men think they have to in order to attract women?

I do admit my brain is my largest sexual organ, break that then you are in there probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

Two of my fav are straight

Who’s that ? "

Iliza Shlesinger and the other I one can't remember her name but shes Irish ginger and netflix had her on there 2015 or 2016. Will find her again though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

Two of my fav are straight

Who’s that ?

Iliza Shlesinger and the other I one can't remember her name but shes Irish ginger and netflix had her on there 2015 or 2016. Will find her again though

I’m struggling to think of a funny female comedian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

Two of my fav are straight

Who’s that ?

Iliza Shlesinger and the other I one can't remember her name but shes Irish ginger and netflix had her on there 2015 or 2016. Will find her again though

I’m struggling to think of a funny female comedian."

Go on a netflix spree of female only stand up, maybe you'll find one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His usually right never the less there are a few female comics that make me laugh.

He said that the only funny ones in the past where lesbians!

Two of my fav are straight

Who’s that ?

Iliza Shlesinger and the other I one can't remember her name but shes Irish ginger and netflix had her on there 2015 or 2016. Will find her again though

I’m struggling to think of a funny female comedian.

Go on a netflix spree of female only stand up, maybe you'll find one."

I used to like Sarah Millican, but got a bit bored of her shtick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny. "

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man. "

I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man. "

Bananaman is super funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

I don't. "

Why doesn’t that surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear. "

Don’t hit your head with your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The current Prime Minister is fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The current Prime Minister is fucking hilarious. "

her being a Prime Minister is fucking hilarious

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Woman have to be funny to put up with all crap men do lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman have to be funny to put up with all crap men do lol."

I.e: dressing up like women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot ! "

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The current Prime Minister is fucking hilarious. "

I thought you looked a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit! "

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!"

Are we the only two on the forums tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!

Are we the only two on the forums tonight ? "

No, only me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!

Are we the only two on the forums tonight ?

No, only me

Night X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!

Are we the only two on the forums tonight ?

No, only me

Night X"

Oh your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

Bananaman is super funny

Talking about yourself in the third person and congratulating yourself. Oh dear.

Don’t hit your head with your cock

In your head you think you have the wit of Oscar Wilde, when in reality you’re like a budget Russ Abbot !

Russ Abbot has his own audience which is cool and sexy in his own way

I admit his smash hit sing ‘Atmosphere’ broke new frontiers on the musical landscape and was years ahead of its time, but his Scottish accent was shit!

You can’t have everything meanwhile starting a thread about women not being funny is sexiest!

Are we the only two on the forums tonight ?

No, only me

Night X"

I’m not going to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not exactly what he said, he said from an evolutionary perspective men have to pass on that gene of humour to attrack women, we need it to survive. Women don't. There's actually some good peer reviewed science behind it.

It's not as sexist as it comes off when you read up on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fine line between laughing '@' and 'with' though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a fine line between laughing '@' and 'with' though."

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I don't agree with him because woman's motivation for being a certain way isn't always about attracting men.

That will blow their minds.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 18/06/18 05:26:48]

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

According to Good Charlotte ; Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

So OP is vindicated in fact the whole song contains a few good nuggets of wisdom

Girls & Boys - Good Charlotte

Educated

With money

He's well-dressed

Not funny

And not much to say in most conversations

But he'll foot the bill in all situations

'Cause he pays for everything

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

Paper

Or plastic

Don't matter

She'll have it

Vacations and shopping sprees

These are a few of her favorite things

She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please

His type of girl always comes with a fee

Hey now, there's nothing for free

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Let's go!

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

All of these boys, and all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, and all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, and all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, and all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that funny I even laugh at my own jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a base level, purely stripped down mating behaviour, I can see where he is coming from. Women don't need to be funny to attract a mate, because as the mating ritual has evolved, for lack of a better description, males have been the ones to bring humour into the "ritual".

Does this mean that women aren't funny? Absolutely not. Humour is subjective anyway. I hate Sarah McMillan, but I used to watch smack the pony every Friday. It isn't that women aren't funny, just that the comedy I enjoy is more like smack the pony, and not like Sarah McMillan. Has nothing to do with gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be funny to make up for my fat arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that funny I even laugh at my own jokes

Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hilarious, me ... I get laughed at every time I send a faf message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

True, Humour is subjective, there’s loads of male comedians I think are shit, Michael McIntyre, Russell Howard, Russell Kane, Russell Brand, infact anyone called Russell. Should change this thread to ‘Russell’s still aren’t funny!’ I

I think Linda Smith (RIP) was brilliant in a male dominated world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to be funny to make up for my fat arse!

I love fat arses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be funny to make up for my fat arse!

I love fat arses! "

So do I !

and I love you

#Youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be funny to make up for my fat arse!

Personally, funny and fat is my favourite type

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

With a face like this I need the bants to get through life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to be funny to make up for my fat arse!

I love fat arses!

So do I !

and I love you

#Youknowwhoyouare"

I like fat arses sat on my face, while the beautiful woman slaps my worthless cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a face like this I need the bants to get through life.

If there is no untranslated sarcasm in this, I may need to sit you down and tell you that you have a pretty face, till you believe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a face like this I need the bants to get through life.

You could say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands!

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Women are funny. Just look at all the great female comedians. There's erm.... Erm...., give me a minute..... It'll come to me..... Whatsherface..... Erm....... Nope women are not funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosh"
What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that funny I even laugh at my own jokes

Someone has to

bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about the bitches, it's all about the Hitches!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

"
I did not hear her I was asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male to female ratio in comedy is somewhat unbalanced.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

There was a load of women comedians on telly Saturday night,funny as anything.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny.

I think most women do, to want to sleep with a man.

I don't.

Why doesn’t that surprise me."

I can feel lust for a man during a serious conversation. He's talking about global economics and I'm undressing him in my mind.

Nicky Flanagan makes me laugh; I don't undress him in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male to female ratio in comedy is somewhat unbalanced."

That's because we aren't funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow..."

Not funny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow...

Not funny "

Well that's because women aren't funny. It was more a statement anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow...

Not funny

Well that's because women aren't funny. It was more a statement anyway."
it's all about the timing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow...

Not funny

Well that's because women aren't funny. It was more a statement anyway. it's all about the timing

This about your mobility scooter again.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Women still aren’t funny.......According to Christopher Hitchens."

‘Still’? Well, he died seven years ago, so it’s a bit difficult to gauge his current view on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosh What

That took you a while fellah....

Yeah his mobility scooter was on a go slow...

Not funny

Well that's because women aren't funny. It was more a statement anyway. it's all about the timing

This about your mobility scooter again."
I like too call it my pulling machine

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

God I've just googled Christopher Hitchens to see who you mean - he'd certainly need to tell good jokes, he's such a revolting man!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"God I've just googled Christopher Hitchens to see who you mean - he'd certainly need to tell good jokes, he's such a revolting man!!

Was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of crap. I do think there needs to be lots of humour in both men and women. After all, who wants to spend time with a boring miserable fecker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that's a load of rubbish (the original post) XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous. "

Oh now I can be. If a man can make me whole heartedly laugh, then I'm definetly half way there. Laughter is so important in life.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I like a genuinely funny man. Someone who has original wit.

Genuinely funny people are a pleasure to be around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ngl, love a woman who can make me laugh. If you cant have a laugh with the person you are sleeping with, sex aint that great after a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous. "

GET IN DA VAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to find someone funny. "

People always laugh at me, usually pointin at the same time. Make me feel good knowin i bring joy to someones day

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over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous.

Oh now I can be. If a man can make me whole heartedly laugh, then I'm definetly half way there. Laughter is so important in life."

Only if you fancy him though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous.

GET IN DA VAN

No, you can't have my vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous.

Oh now I can be. If a man can make me whole heartedly laugh, then I'm definetly half way there. Laughter is so important in life.

Only if you fancy him though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock"

Who’s this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this? "

You're supposed to say who's there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I have good banter and am witty.

Dunno if it's true but I like making people laugh. It's nice to see.

Doesn't have anything to do with my sex life.

I do like someone to have a sensemble of humour though as sex can be a funny business.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Women are naturally funny to watch and listen to.

You don’t need to try.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"knock knock"

Who's there?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who's there?"

He's ruined it now, I'm going off to sulk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women dont make good comics,victoria wood and jo brand......i rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling."

Is it like a man thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not funny to attract men. That's what my vagina is for (and my arse, for the picky ones)."

Lets have a look then

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

Is it like a man thing? "

Would you say that being a primary school teacher is a woman thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women still aren’t funny.......According to Christopher Hitchens.

‘Still’? Well, he died seven years ago, so it’s a bit difficult to gauge his current view on it."

‘Women still aren’t funny’ was the name of his article in Vanity Fair at the time.

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over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Oh why go wiith the norm, it's good to be different

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"knock knock

Who's there?

He's ruined it now, I'm going off to sulk."

It probably wasn't funny anyway.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Women still aren’t funny.......According to Christopher Hitchens.

‘Still’? Well, he died seven years ago, so it’s a bit difficult to gauge his current view on it.

‘Women still aren’t funny’ was the name of his article in Vanity Fair at the time. "

Mm-hm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who's there?

He's ruined it now, I'm going off to sulk.

It probably wasn't funny anyway."

That was going to be my joke. It would have been a shit one.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Women dont make good comics,victoria wood and jo brand......i rest my case"

I love Jo Brand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women dont make good comics,victoria wood and jo brand......i rest my case"

Jo Brand has two jokes, usually about her eating cake, or putting her husband down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Oh why go wiith the norm, it's good to be different

Because this doesn't sound right; there does. It has to be done properly with knock knock jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous. "

No, it’s not

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The idea that women can be laughed into bed is ridiculous. "

Its when I get them into bed the laughing starts.........

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over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Oh why go wiith the norm, it's good to be different

Because this doesn't sound right; there does. It has to be done properly with knock knock jokes. "

Hmmmm.....this maybe proves a point on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Who’s there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Oh why go wiith the norm, it's good to be different

Because this doesn't sound right; there does. It has to be done properly with knock knock jokes.

Hmmmm.....this maybe proves a point on this thread

Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knock knock

Who’s this?

You're supposed to say who's there

Who’s there

Too late. The moment has gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women still aren’t funny.......According to Christopher Hitchens.

‘Still’? Well, he died seven years ago, so it’s a bit difficult to gauge his current view on it.

‘Women still aren’t funny’ was the name of his article in Vanity Fair at the time.

Mm-hm..."

Good retort.

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over a year ago

Oohhh, Well I am funny as fuck! I wonder if that is why I get friend zoned!

although I am never sure if I am funny haha or funny strange...maybe that's it!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling."

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

It's a fair point. Comedy is possibly the most subjective art form there is. Personally i don't find anything on BBC remotely funny because they have broadcasting standards that ensure nothing funny would be allowed to air if it was said.

I don't struggle to think of women comedians i do think are funny. But it's the proporitons I'm commenting on. It could be both factors.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

I don't struggle to think of women comedians i do think are funny. But it's the proporitons I'm commenting on. It could be both factors."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

I don't struggle to think of women comedians i do think are funny. But it's the proporitons I'm commenting on. It could be both factors.

What was the last funny thing that’s been on the BBC or any TV for that matter, maybe The Office, I’m struggling to think of anything else.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

I don't struggle to think of women comedians i do think are funny. But it's the proporitons I'm commenting on. It could be both factors.

What was the last funny thing that’s been on the BBC or any TV for that matter, maybe The Office, I’m struggling to think of anything else. "

I can't stand Gervais.....

I quite like the Big Bang Theory.

And Friends was a guilty pleasure.

I may have to hand in my mancard after that confession....

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I'd rather be with a funny women, slept with a woman with no personality once, never again, boring it was.

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over a year ago

"It's no different to software developers. Most are men but the women that can do it, can do it just as well as the men.

But there are no where near as many women trying to do comedy as men and that in itself is telling.

If you watch something like Mock the Week, the female comedians have to work a Hell of a lot harder than the guys to get their lines in.

I think it may be just harder for women to be comedians. It isn't that they're not funny, they simply have to do more to stand out.....

I wonder if a throwback to the days of working mens clubs, when the comic turns were pretty much 100% men.

Just the musings of an idle mind.

I don't struggle to think of women comedians i do think are funny. But it's the proporitons I'm commenting on. It could be both factors.

What was the last funny thing that’s been on the BBC or any TV for that matter, maybe The Office, I’m struggling to think of anything else.

I can't stand Gervais.....

I quite like the Big Bang Theory.

And Friends was a guilty pleasure.

I may have to hand in my mancard after that confession....

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with kicking back in the bath and putting some Kenny G on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh the Big Bang Thoery is fucking awful .

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh the Big Bang Thoery is fucking awful .

I don't mind if you have a different opinion to me. Some are less understanding.

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