FabSwingers.com forum: top 3 lines from a movie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cassablanca - Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

italian job - You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

pirates of the caribbean - I hate that monkey

whats your fav lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take me to bed or lose me forever - top gun

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!

(The Producers)

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

(Austin Powers)

Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! Ha, ha.

(The Shining)

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Fear & Loathing in las vegas...

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

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By *herry n JonesyCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire / Leicester

Nobody puts baby in the corner - Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater

One of the Austin Powers films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"

They live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live long and prosper - Star Trek

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship - Casablanca

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn - Gone With The Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm gonna shake you naked and eat you alive "

(Zandalee)

" We need bigger guns ....BIG FUCK'N GUNS "

(Split Second)

" This here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom "

(Wild at Heart)

Maybe not fave's as such, but in context really stood out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the matter with him?

he's got insomnia - he's sleeping it off

Marx Bros - A night at the Opera

I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas - How he got in my Pyjamas I'll never know!

Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers

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By *r n mrs happy101Couple
over a year ago

telford,shropshire

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather

"Go ahead, make my day" Sudden Impact

"Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"If you build it, he will come." - Field of Dreams

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Caddyshack

"Surely you can't be serious."..... "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"You are not your job.

You are not how much you have in the bank.You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking Khakis.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of

the world."

~Tyler Durton

"The condom is the glass slipper of our

generation. You slip it on, you dance

the night away with a stranger, and then

you throw it away - the condom, that is,

not the stranger."

~Marla~

i love fight club

Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

YODA,

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

This is for Matilda

Leon

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"This is for Matilda

Leon"

Oh, yes... excellent film.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"This is for Matilda

Leon

Oh, yes... excellent film."

oh i cry at that bit so much

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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By *imandkirstyCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. - Dodgeball

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!

- Hot Fuzz

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

My favorites would all be from the Life of Brian, theres loads of great lines in that movie. But i will vary it.

'your fucking knicked me old beauty' - Life of Brian

'Thats no moon, thats a space station' - Star Wars

'Do you feel lucky punk' - Dirty harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks, she was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always - Lolita. Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin. My soul. "

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm struggling to narrow down my final choice, but it'll be one of the following:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that - he's gone.

(The Usual Suspects)

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

(Goodfellas)

"You want answers?"

- "I think I'm entitled."

- "You want answers?"

- "I want the truth!"

- "You can't handle the truth!"

(A Few Good Men)

I see dead people.

(Sixth Sense)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you came to the place where they buried her,and asked her a question.

she said the answer is,every day.

what did you ask her.

do i make her proud-sixth sense

what have the romans ever done for us-life of brian

every time a bell rings,an angel gets it's wings-it's a wonderful life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt it make you feel proud to be Scotish? It's shite being Scotish! Were the lowest of the low. The scum of the Earth. Some people hate the English. I don't, they're just wankers. We on the other hand have been colonised by wankers. It's a shite state of afairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world in the world isn't going to make any fucking difference!'

Renton, trainspotting

He's not judge judy and executioner!

constable butterman, hot fuzz

'Where exactly have you too been?'

'Holiday in the country'

'Thats a vary good idea. London is a country coming down from it's trip. We are 91 days from the end of. this decade, and there are gonna ba a lot of refugees!'

'Mwahahahaha'

Withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Col. Troutman, " If you send that many men after Rambo, just , remember one thing……a good supply of body bags."

Rambo - first blood

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked

airplane

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ooh, god call on Withnail and I. I loved that film.

Here's another one that's just popped into my head:

I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked

airplane"

Hahaha - one of the best films ever made.

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"This is for Matilda

Leon

Oh, yes... excellent film.

oh i cry at that bit so much

I know, I do everytime, love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that - he's gone."

The Usual suspects

"Define 'irony'. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Con air

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

Gladiator

3 class films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was lead to believe there would be punch and pie?

South Park

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

I sense mutch fear in you..

Yoda to anakin skywalk phantom menace

I am your father...vader to Luke...empire strikes back.

Raymond Calitri: They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Gone in 60 seconds

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Con Air

"You're about as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop"

Dodgeball

"You. Are. A. TOY"

Toy Story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the daddy now...

Ray Winstone

Scum

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i think we going to need a bigger boat..

then the description Robert Shaw gives of the US ship torpedoed and the sharks came in for those in the water

chilling dialogue

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Do you want a job son? It don't pay much but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra".

R.Robertson - The Last Waltz

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey are you boys hungry?"

"Shit, I could eat a frozen dog"

Due South with Jack Nicholson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box

Nicolas cage in the film con air xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's ur fuckin tool?

What fuckin tool?

This fuckin tool!

also ray winston....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you think the waitresses hate you now. wait till you give them crabs then you will really know what hate is. cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a gun in your pocket or you just gald to see me i think that was in film not sure wich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 from steel magnolias

"this ones got class all her tattoos are spelt correctly"

"IF YOU AINT GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY -- COME SIT BY ME"

"no one cries alone in my presence"

"eat shit n die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'at my signal.......unleash hell' Russell Crowe, Gladiator.

'We're gonna need a bigger boat' Roy Scheider, Jaws

'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.' Yoda and the Good Book (I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What's this for? For bein' an honest cop? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it.' - Serpico

'I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.' - Any Given Sunday

'He's got a towel! Run away! Run away!' - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've lost my faith, so I no longer believe in God or hell. As I don't believe in hell, I'm not afraid. And without fear I'm capable of anything. (Bad Education)

There are always things undone in life. Or badly done. And my life has been no exception. I don't know if I can fix them, but if I can, it's up to me to do it. (Volver)

Learning mechanics is easier than learning male psychology. You can figure out a bike, but you can never figure out a man. (Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown)

Sorry, I'm a bit of an Almodovar geek !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is a good day to die - Flatliners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having watched Ice Age 3 I think it was last night I have a new best line

I thought you were a female

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash, Flash I love you, but we only have 24 hours to save the world"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"You're going to need a bigger boat" ...Jaws

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Some great quotes above, many of which I love. I add 3 more :}

"My style?, I call it the art of fighting, without fighting"

Bruce Lee. Enter The Dragon.

"Yeah well, carry on"

Ray Winstone. Scum.

"And there's my best friend Danny, back home here, looking after my interests"

Ben Afleck. Pearl Harbour.

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

From Planes, Trains & Automobiles:

Woman - Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

Steve Martin (SM) - Yes.

Woman - How may I help you?

SM - You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then give me a fucking automobile.

A fucking Datsun,

a fucking Toyota,

a fucking Buick.

Four fucking wheels and a seat.

Woman - I don't care for the way you're speaking.

SM - I don't care for the way your company left me in fucking nowhere with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face.

I want a fucking car right fucking now.

Woman - May I see your rental agreement?

SM - I threw it away.

Woman - Oh, boy.

SM - Oh, boy, what?

Woman - You're fucked.

Brilliant!!!!!

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