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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So my ex said to me that she hasn't properly gotten over me yet (crying while saying this).... she was the one that broke up with me

My response was 'do you want me to remind you how unhappy you supposidly were'

She responded with 'you are the best and am not going to find anyone better' which just pissed me off as she broke up with me and started sleeping with a guy she had been flirting with for months, 2 days after she broke up with me.

My response to that was 'its because I'm weird, you just have to find another weird one' she started crying again then off out to go shag the guy she cheated on me with. Hilarious ex's

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wtf is it with everyone harping on about their exs today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is it with everyone harping on about their exs today"

This happened today lol

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Better off without someone like that babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you see a pattern there? I think she thinks you are her lucky charm, she getting laid after she has spoken with you about relationship ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is it with everyone harping on about their exs today"

Father's Day special...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is it with everyone harping on about their exs today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex asked if there was a bed at mine as he had had a row with his girlfriend.

My son said no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex asked if there was a bed at mine as he had had a row with his girlfriend.

My son said no. "

You could go sleep with his girlfriend and problem solved!

Thank me late, oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind, you can thank me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

XX"

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like she just wanted a booty call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close"

How close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like she just wanted a booty call "

Not everybody is like you, you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like she just wanted a booty call "

Well you can't have everything in this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like she just wanted a booty call

Well you can't have everything in this world"

But you can have a booty call

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Sounds legit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds legit!

I’m interrogating him, keep calm and don’t jump to conclusions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds legit!

Ha, you can't believe in a world filled with billions that different thought patterns exist good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close."

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great correlation there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her? "

Today is fathers day. I was there when her grandfather passed away last year. I would visit him often, this is the first fathers day and his not here. So my ex is a dick and I hate her but being nice and showing compassion doesn't cost me much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her? "

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell"

The gate to hell was closed so I’m back

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

The forums should have its own “ex’s” posts the way it’s been today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex asked if there was a bed at mine as he had had a row with his girlfriend.

My son said no.

You could go sleep with his girlfriend and problem solved!

Thank me late, oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind, you can thank me now

Ewww no, she's annoying as fuck.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bitches be trippin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell"

Don't let people on here rile you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her? "

I speak with my ex often and he cheated on me. We don't all harbour hate for our ex partners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

The gate to hell was closed so I’m back

Am not kidding, you need to apologise. As you read it and chose to ignore it. To suit your prejudged narrative of me GO TO HELL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

Don't let people on here rile you up. "

Telling someone to go to hell is very very rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

The gate to hell was closed so I’m back

Am not kidding, you need to apologise. As you read it and chose to ignore it. To suit your prejudged narrative of me GO TO HELL"

Stop Shouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

I speak with my ex often and he cheated on me. We don't all harbour hate for our ex partners."

Yes I understand that, but sometimes it doesn’t work., staying in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

Don't let people on here rile you up.

Telling someone to go to hell is very very rude "

did you meet anyone interesting on the way there? Lol.

I've read plenty of threads whereas you've commented. So I feel I know when you're joking. Wish others did. Can't stand arguing on here. Hear enough at home from my teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

Don't let people on here rile you up.

Telling someone to go to hell is very very rude

did you meet anyone interesting on the way there? Lol.

I've read plenty of threads whereas you've commented. So I feel I know when you're joking. Wish others did. Can't stand arguing on here. Hear enough at home from my teenagers

You can’t mock people in real life nor on fab forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

Don't let people on here rile you up.

Telling someone to go to hell is very very rude

did you meet anyone interesting on the way there? Lol.

I've read plenty of threads whereas you've commented. So I feel I know when you're joking. Wish others did. Can't stand arguing on here. Hear enough at home from my teenagers

Someone explains sensitive subject about a death in the family. How in anyway is it a good idea to make light of it.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my ex said to me that she hasn't properly gotten over me yet (crying while saying this).... she was the one that broke up with me

My response was 'do you want me to remind you how unhappy you supposidly were'

My response to that was 'its because I'm weird, you just have to find another weird one' she started crying again then off out to go shag the guy she cheated on me with. Hilarious ex's

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she sounds lovely real marriage material lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

So he can post a thread about it.. forward thinking

I actually find that rude. I just explained the death in the family. You can go to hell

Don't let people on here rile you up.

Telling someone to go to hell is very very rude

did you meet anyone interesting on the way there? Lol.

I've read plenty of threads whereas you've commented. So I feel I know when you're joking. Wish others did. Can't stand arguing on here. Hear enough at home from my teenagers

Someone explains sensitive subject about a death in the family. How in anyway is it a good idea to make light of it."

The thread is about an ex cheating, but you are right it’s not funny

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other. "

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

I think you will find that you are correct

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok calm down people....can people remember that if someone is upset with "banter" it is time to stop

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

I think you will find that you are correct

I am always correct, I am female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

I think you will find that you are correct

I am always correct, I am female

That’s what men keep on telling you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok calm down people....can people remember that if someone is upset with "banter" it is time to stop

Stop banter or stop being upset?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

If people are being upset by the banter it is time to stop

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

I think you will find that you are correct

I am always correct, I am female

That’s what men keep on telling you?

The only time men are right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If people are being upset by the banter it is time to stop

Stop banter or stop being upset?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better off without someone like that babes

As soon as I am out of this city, no chances of us bumping into each other

You bump into each other because you live in the same city?

Yep work and live close

How close?

See her every other day depending on when I go to the gym close. Which is a 5 minute walk from mine close.

My ex lives next door, we hardly bump into each other.

Maybe you would do but she avoids you

I think you will find that you are correct

I am always correct, I am female

That’s what men keep on telling you?

The only time men are right

Men are always wrong

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"If people are being upset by the banter it is time to stop

Stop banter or stop being upset?

Stop being a pest and making me keep typing...the banter the banter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If people are being upset by the banter it is time to stop

Stop banter or stop being upset?

Stop being a pest and making me keep typing...the banter the banter !"

Thank you for making that clear, you have been great help

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a few more questions but I’m going to stop with banter

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not upset by banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not upset by banter

Okay so here we go, if you stop banter if somebody is upset then people will start pretending to be upset. How about people stop getting upset by banter?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Most people wouldn't want to purposely upset someone so a good piss taker / bantery type person would know when to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most people wouldn't want to purposely upset someone so a good piss taker / bantery type person would know when to stop

Probably when you receive a surprise 48 hour timeout message?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Only if you break rules when "bantering"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you break rules when "bantering"

I banter within within rules, however I’m a strong believer that rules are meant to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps OP she is sleeping with other men to try and get over you. I would take it as a huge compliment if I were you.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Only if you break rules when "bantering"

I banter within within rules, however I’m a strong believer that rules are meant to be broken

Then don't be surprised if you are sat on a step a lot.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Note to self:- Don't post what you're thinking!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why bother engaging in conversation with her?

Ah well said

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

To get back to the original post. OP, sometimes exe's still want to think that you are still there waiting for them, in your case, she was obviously feeling emotional because it was father's day and she was thinking about the loss of her loved one, which you experienced with her

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"To get back to the original post. OP, sometimes exe's still want to think that you are still there waiting for them, in your case, she was obviously feeling emotional because it was father's day and she was thinking about the loss of her loved one, which you experienced with her

He's just called her a dick and says he hates her!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

He's just called her a dick and says he hates her!"

He also said he showed her compassion, as her grandad died last year...nice guy

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