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"The rhyming thread went well but is a little chaotic so we'll tidy it up... Start of your own poem or rhyme 2/4 lines max. If you add to anyone's post use 'Reply + Quote' I'll start below... Rhymes witty, sarcastic, dramatic or tragic. Dirty or clean, let's just create magic. Freedom of thought, it's all that is sought. Don't like what you see? Reply don't report! "Your busting for replies, that i can tell It dont seem like this thread is going well So ill spit you a line to add to your post Now im dissapearing like a mutha fucking ghost (Drops mic) | |||
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"The rhyming thread went well but is a little chaotic so we'll tidy it up... Start of your own poem or rhyme 2/4 lines max. If you add to anyone's post use 'Reply + Quote' I'll start below... Rhymes witty, sarcastic, dramatic or tragic. Dirty or clean, let's just create magic. Freedom of thought, it's all that is sought. Don't like what you see? Reply don't report!
Your busting for replies, that i can tell
It dont seem like this thread is going well
So ill spit you a line to add to your post
Now im dissapearing like a mutha fucking ghost
(Drops mic)"You tried to be funny, I'm afraid that you failed. You've no self control, your ego has sailed. Your input was welcomed, but here I'm the host. Now pick that Mic up, and get the fuck off my post!  | |||
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"The rhyming thread went well but is a little chaotic so we'll tidy it up... Start of your own poem or rhyme 2/4 lines max. If you add to anyone's post use 'Reply + Quote' I'll start below... Rhymes witty, sarcastic, dramatic or tragic. Dirty or clean, let's just create magic. Freedom of thought, it's all that is sought. Don't like what you see? Reply don't report!
Your busting for replies, that i can tell
It dont seem like this thread is going well
So ill spit you a line to add to your post
Now im dissapearing like a mutha fucking ghost
(Drops mic)
You tried to be funny, I'm afraid that you failed.
You've no self control, your ego has sailed.
Your input was welcomed, but here I'm the host.
Now pick that Mic up, and get the fuck off my post!
"Bravo my friend, that made me smile Just like your wannabe raps from 8 mile But your no eminem that we all know Ill just smile at your post and enjoy the show  | |||
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"OneNightStanley! My man! My poetry suitor, My love for your flows, I can’t possibly neuter, A Fab man using verse sure makes my cunt flutter, In my pants with the ease of a hot knife through butter. " My lovely Estella, so glad that you've came. Accept my request, if I'm the suitor you claim. Yes I want access, to your friend only pics. So I can lay here, watch football and get my fix? | |||
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"I love the sound of these rhyming lines But for old fashion sex my heart pines Bring back the guys who know what to do Then come to our house and bring only you" So typical, that you live so far. I know we'd connect but I'm not were you are. So I'll peak at your pics, and get myself randy Imagining you whilst I have a hand shandy. | |||
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"The rhyming thread went well but is a little chaotic so we'll tidy it up... Start of your own poem or rhyme 2/4 lines max. If you add to anyone's post use 'Reply + Quote' I'll start below... Rhymes witty, sarcastic, dramatic or tragic. Dirty or clean, let's just create magic. Freedom of thought, it's all that is sought. Don't like what you see? Reply don't report!
Your busting for replies, that i can tell
It dont seem like this thread is going well
So ill spit you a line to add to your post
Now im dissapearing like a mutha fucking ghost
(Drops mic)
You tried to be funny, I'm afraid that you failed.
You've no self control, your ego has sailed.
Your input was welcomed, but here I'm the host.
Now pick that Mic up, and get the fuck off my post!
Bravo my friend, that made me smile
Just like your wannabe raps from 8 mile
But your no eminem that we all know
Ill just smile at your post and enjoy the show
"Enjoy show? I don't think so! You said you were going, so please just go. You started this thread, so I duly replied. I'm a man of my word, but you've openly lied.  | |||
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"I love these threads But there's some wordsmiths missing, Are they sleeping in bed Or are they still kissing?" You're choice of vocabulary is minimal, true? Yes Wordsmiths are missing, and one isn't you. Don't take offence, just having a laugh. So wind you neck in, you look like a Girraffe.  | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues " UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come.  | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come. "Why sir, you are kind with your words in reply And a quick peek on your profile shows a fit guy Alas! my tongue is still looking for clit But I totally appreciate you loving my wit | |||
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"I love these threads But there's some wordsmiths missing, Are they sleeping in bed Or are they still kissing? You're choice of vocabulary is minimal, true? Yes Wordsmiths are missing, and one isn't you. Don't take offence, just having a laugh. So wind you neck in, you look like a Girraffe. "I've noticed you only spit burns for the guys, But I've read your ad with my very own eyes. If all the girls did the same thing as me I've a very good feeling that they would all see You're doing your best to be a White Knight But when it comes to the crunch, you're just a bit shite. | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come.
Why sir, you are kind with your words in reply
And a quick peek on your profile shows a fit guy
Alas! my tongue is still looking for clit
But I totally appreciate you loving my wit
"You saw a fit guy, you don't have to lie. I love clit myself, yours I'd like to try. Give it a rub a flick and a lick. Just expressing myself please don't think that I'm sick | |||
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"I love these threads But there's some wordsmiths missing, Are they sleeping in bed Or are they still kissing? You're choice of vocabulary is minimal, true? Yes Wordsmiths are missing, and one isn't you. Don't take offence, just having a laugh. So wind you neck in, you look like a Girraffe.
I've noticed you only spit burns for the guys,
But I've read your ad with my very own eyes.
If all the girls did the same thing as me
I've a very good feeling that they would all see
You're doing your best to be a White Knight
But when it comes to the crunch, you're just a bit shite. "I guess you touched a nerve, maybe I'm just immature. Please don't be offended as it's me who's insecure. I'm just passing time on Sunday, not looking to fight. I wish you all the very best, and wish you a good night! | |||
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"I love these threads But there's some wordsmiths missing, Are they sleeping in bed Or are they still kissing? You're choice of vocabulary is minimal, true? Yes Wordsmiths are missing, and one isn't you. Don't take offence, just having a laugh. So wind you neck in, you look like a Girraffe.
I've noticed you only spit burns for the guys,
But I've read your ad with my very own eyes.
If all the girls did the same thing as me
I've a very good feeling that they would all see
You're doing your best to be a White Knight
But when it comes to the crunch, you're just a bit shite.
I guess you touched a nerve, maybe I'm just immature.
Please don't be offended as it's me who's insecure.
I'm just passing time on Sunday, not looking to fight.
I wish you all the very best, and wish you a good night!
"I'm not offended, as it's all said in jest. I'm not putting you down (or beating my chest). You're not doing bad for a Forum beginner, But we all know deep down, your lines aren't a winner. I'll say "Good night too" and wish you the best As I'm off for a Stella in my grubby string vest. | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come.
Why sir, you are kind with your words in reply
And a quick peek on your profile shows a fit guy
Alas! my tongue is still looking for clit
But I totally appreciate you loving my wit
You saw a fit guy, you don't have to lie.
I love clit myself, yours I'd like to try.
Give it a rub a flick and a lick.
Just expressing myself please don't think that I'm sick "Expression is good, you are who you are But what turns me on is inside a bra I feel I may have an addiction to breast As my eyes are always drawn to a ladies pert chest | |||
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"I love these threads But there's some wordsmiths missing, Are they sleeping in bed Or are they still kissing? You're choice of vocabulary is minimal, true? Yes Wordsmiths are missing, and one isn't you. Don't take offence, just having a laugh. So wind you neck in, you look like a Girraffe.
I've noticed you only spit burns for the guys,
But I've read your ad with my very own eyes.
If all the girls did the same thing as me
I've a very good feeling that they would all see
You're doing your best to be a White Knight
But when it comes to the crunch, you're just a bit shite.
I guess you touched a nerve, maybe I'm just immature.
Please don't be offended as it's me who's insecure.
I'm just passing time on Sunday, not looking to fight.
I wish you all the very best, and wish you a good night!
I'm not offended, as it's all said in jest.
I'm not putting you down (or beating my chest).
You're not doing bad for a Forum beginner,
But we all know deep down, your lines aren't a winner.
I'll say "Good night too" and wish you the best
As I'm off for a Stella in my grubby string vest."Glad to hear you are not hurting yourself. Hold anger and hate, your hurting yourself. I'm not winner I've already won So you do you, and I will do one! | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come.
Why sir, you are kind with your words in reply
And a quick peek on your profile shows a fit guy
Alas! my tongue is still looking for clit
But I totally appreciate you loving my wit
You saw a fit guy, you don't have to lie.
I love clit myself, yours I'd like to try.
Give it a rub a flick and a lick.
Just expressing myself please don't think that I'm sick
Expression is good, you are who you are
But what turns me on is inside a bra
I feel I may have an addiction to breast
As my eyes are always drawn to a ladies pert chest "look us a right pair of pervs A roaming eye for a nice pair of curves I can't help but want to taste your lips I can't offer breast but I can offer nips? | |||
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"Twas a splendid night, conversing in rhyme A wonderful way to wile away time Now back to normality, with Sunday night blues You're all pretty awesome, I'll give you your dues UsTwoAndYou, you have a great mind. Coming across you, was a Gem of a find. Smart with your words, such a talented tongue. Lyrical oral that that could make a guy come.
Why sir, you are kind with your words in reply
And a quick peek on your profile shows a fit guy
Alas! my tongue is still looking for clit
But I totally appreciate you loving my wit
You saw a fit guy, you don't have to lie.
I love clit myself, yours I'd like to try.
Give it a rub a flick and a lick.
Just expressing myself please don't think that I'm sick
Expression is good, you are who you are
But what turns me on is inside a bra
I feel I may have an addiction to breast
As my eyes are always drawn to a ladies pert chest
look us a right pair of pervs
A roaming eye for a nice pair of curves
I can't help but want to taste your lips
I can't offer breast but I can offer nips?
"A perv you might say? A perv, yes it's true My mind is full up with the things that I'll do I'll use lots of toys, and some tasty new lubes But I'm craving some tits, not some hairy dudes moobs | |||
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