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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am going to be agony aunt Diamond so if you have any issues that need answering then please feel free to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty cool but I've got a few bill issues, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?

Yours Achingly from Newcastle.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"pretty cool but I've got a few bill issues, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

Ohh I have done budgeting training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it acceptable to manjizz over a new threads OP's avatar....just worried its a bit odd

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?

Yours Achingly from Newcastle."

I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"is it acceptable to manjizz over a new threads OP's avatar....just worried its a bit odd"

Just laminate it I am sure they don't want manjizz in their eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?

Yours Achingly from Newcastle.

I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands.... "

oooooo i feel a song coming on

Let's get fiscal, fiscal, let me hear yer money talk ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty.

I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.

I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi cause I loves ya ta bits I'll let ya off nickin my stance tonight on the other thread pmsl

But search auntie swingmates me old couples profile which has been plagiarised a few times since lol xx

Good luck I couldn't keep up wi the nutters xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it acceptable to manjizz over a new threads OP's avatar....just worried its a bit odd

Just laminate it I am sure they don't want manjizz in their eye.... "

good mantra, laminate afore ye mastibate!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?

Yours Achingly from Newcastle.

I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands....

oooooo i feel a song coming on

Let's get fiscal, fiscal, let me hear yer money talk ..........."

Just don't flick the rubber band or wishy will have a dodgy walk lets get phyiscal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Aunty.

I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.

I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do?"

You get a grip and masturbate all you want my child....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty.

I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.

I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do?

You get a grip and masturbate all you want my child.... "

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..uuurrrggghhhh

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time "

I know you are worried its going to fall off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to be agony aunt Diamond so if you have any issues that need answering then please feel free to ask "

How do I get laid more often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to be agony aunt Diamond so if you have any issues that need answering then please feel free to ask

How do I get laid more often? "

stop bloody runnin away! tch

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am going to be agony aunt Diamond so if you have any issues that need answering then please feel free to ask

How do I get laid more often? "

alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry Auntie, coulna restist.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"sorry Auntie, coulna restist."

Its ok you can be by back up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yaaaay mini auntie, or should that be aunty mini????

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"yaaaay mini auntie, or should that be aunty mini???? "

No you are the gorgeous auntie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty

I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.

As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!

Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.

The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty Diamonds,

Three or four times today Ive tried to put the kettle on and it wont fit...

So... How many Soapys do you get to the bushell....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty

I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.

As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!

Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.

The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification"

Don't worry. A nice man in a white coat is on his way round to see you now.

Aunty Mini

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Aunty

I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.

As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!

Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.

The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification"

State that he was so manly and the sex was great and would love to meet again but state that its not good to have skeletons in the closet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time

I know you are worried its going to fall off.... "

But it keeps going stiff and won't go away until it goes all gooey auntie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Aunty Diamonds,

Three or four times today Ive tried to put the kettle on and it wont fit...

So... How many Soapys do you get to the bushell....?"

Buy a hot water urn that should fit...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time

I know you are worried its going to fall off....

But it keeps going stiff and won't go away until it goes all gooey auntie "

let me lick it better

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx "

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I am sorry but I can't give you an answer to that issue...

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By *priteyMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

Dear Aunty,

How does one get lucky enough to meet you lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Aunty,

How does one get lucky enough to meet you lol"

By going to louis vitton and coming out with a handbag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time

I know you are worried its going to fall off....

But it keeps going stiff and won't go away until it goes all gooey auntie

let me lick it better "

ooooooooooo you are a naughty auntie

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Dear Aunty, meet you behind the bike sheds at 3:15

Love

daz xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Aunty, meet you behind the bike sheds at 3:15

Love

daz xx"

Have you got the fags ready??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty

I have always been cursed with rapidly growing body hair and have to shave my legs every day in order to stay smooth for my man. After I'm done the bath looks like someone's murdered a yeti.

Is there anyone on here who will buy my discarded leg hair for cash?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

dear auntie

just lately,mrs saucy's sexual demands have been,overpowering,and constant.

she's seems to using me like some kind of personal sexual plaything,so much so,i'm starting to feel like a piece of meat.

i've got a perpetual stiffy,which she always seems to be on the end of.

now my question is.

how can i ensure this situation doesnt change.

yours

mr ecstatic,

scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do? "

Don't fall just land gracefully hahaha

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"dear auntie

just lately,mrs saucy's sexual demands have been,overpowering,and constant.

she's seems to using me like some kind of personal sexual plaything,so much so,i'm starting to feel like a piece of meat.

i've got a perpetual stiffy,which she always seems to be on the end of.

now my question is.

how can i ensure this situation doesnt change.

yours

mr ecstatic,

scotland.

"

make sure you have a constant supply of handbags and shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dear auntie I still wait the answer to nmy last question

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"dear auntie I still wait the answer to nmy last question "

Yes I am one naughty auntie as you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do?

Don't fall just land gracefully hahaha "

You've met me and graceful isn't a word generally associated with me.... what if I asphyxiate them- they won't love me then, will they?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do?

Don't fall just land gracefully hahaha

You've met me and graceful isn't a word generally associated with me.... what if I asphyxiate them- they won't love me then, will they?"

No but the women in Holloway will

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Dear Auntie,(strange having lustful thoughts about you, its incest) anyways,

every month I get different cravings. This month, it is female football players.

Do you know any of these these elusive creatures?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Auntie,(strange having lustful thoughts about you, its incest) anyways,

every month I get different cravings. This month, it is female football players.

Do you know any of these these elusive creatures? "

No but I can go and buy a footie kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie,

I fancy getting a tatoo, but can't decide what to get, what should I do?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Dear Auntie,

I fancy getting a tatoo, but can't decide what to get, what should I do?"

Go in blindfolded and ask them to choose one for you but make sure they know their alphabet....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Dear Auntie

Do you think a mere two hours is a decent shift or are you just slacking.

I said slackING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah....

But 2 hours being agony aunty to this place...?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx "

its is so when your apart you yern for her company and to enhace your love when your together...

aunty H. xxx

and so you can get a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx

its is so when your apart you yern for her company and to enhace your love when your together...

aunty H. xxx

and so you can get a rest "

Xx

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