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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....

What do you do......????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell em to turn the telly up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell em to turn the telly up "

Turn my telly up lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u just go for it and bit the pillow. snuffle the sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or get them to hold the digi camera as they can get a better pic lol

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"or get them to hold the digi camera as they can get a better pic lol"

Hmmm, and that camera takes nice pics doesnt it...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or get them to hold the digi camera as they can get a better pic lol

Hmmm, and that camera takes nice pics doesnt it...;)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"or get them to hold the digi camera as they can get a better pic lol

Hmmm, and that camera takes nice pics doesnt it...;)

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room. "

actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.

actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again "

and never come back

All that time to myself - now what WOULD i do...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.

actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again

and never come back

All that time to myself - now what WOULD i do...????"

Listen to radio 4 what else

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....

What do you do......????"

Bite the pillow hard

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol"

or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol

or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!"

lol

its summer!!!

But i like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol

or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!

lol

its summer!!!

But i like your thinking "

Maybe that's why some toys now are sold saying they are "quiet" lol!!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol

or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!

lol

its summer!!!

But i like your thinking

Maybe that's why some toys now are sold saying they are "quiet" lol!!"

hehehe, quiet and waterproof...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

They're not quiet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're not quiet enough "

And don't work as well either

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"They're not quiet enough

And don't work as well either "

I thought that was just me keep breaking them

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Well thats justs not good enough - think we have found a niche girls.....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys "

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol"

And hear them say... wow I am in....or should that be put it in pmsl

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

And hear them say... wow I am in....or should that be put it in pmsl"

hehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol"

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

And hear them say... wow I am in....or should that be put it in pmsl"

Hiliarious ..................!!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet "

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOL"

does it spit????

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOLdoes it spit???? "

which bit...lolollool

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOLdoes it spit????

which bit...lolollool"

This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOLdoes it spit????

which bit...lolollool

This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............

So have you thought what one would look like yet...........

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

What? my fingers!

They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

LOLdoes it spit????

which bit...lolollool

This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............

So have you thought what one would look like yet........... "

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

which bit...lolollool

This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............

So have you thought what one would look like yet...........

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL "

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol

Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!

which bit...lolollool

This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............

So have you thought what one would look like yet...........

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?"

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design..."

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments "

u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments

u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ... "

Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments

u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...

Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!"

Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments

u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...

Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!

Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual... "

On a mission now - so off googling lol!! Going to start a thread about what new toys people would like

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -

Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?

PMSL

I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?

Personally I think they are all out to find the design...

You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments

u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...

Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!

Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual...

On a mission now - so off googling lol!! Going to start a thread about what new toys people would like "

Here is what I call Action Woman!!! see u there x

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!

Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....

...but am willing to try out any new models

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!

Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....

...but am willing to try out any new models "

we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!

Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....

...but am willing to try out any new models

we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things "

Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!

Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....

...but am willing to try out any new models

we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things

Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol! "

And the others are WHERE???????????

I am getting very suspicious now.

Its a Saturday night for gods sake.

As if anyone would be OUT on a Saturday night....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!

Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....

...but am willing to try out any new models

we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things

Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol!

And the others are WHERE???????????

I am getting very suspicious now.

Its a Saturday night for gods sake.

As if anyone would be OUT on a Saturday night....???"

Ahhhh but sometimes it's not the quantity, but the quality of the company, and just think it's deffo quality tonight lol!!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin..... What do you do......????"
Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....

What do you do......????

Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me "

Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME!!!

lol

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin..... What do you do......???? Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME!!! lol "
lol, just as well I'm not easily shocked then

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....

What do you do......????

Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me

Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME!!!

lol

lol, just as well I'm not easily shocked then "

Does that mean i can poke your ass????

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