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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not really

Made you look ...

Why do the fat bird threads fill up so quickly?

But do I care .....?

Not really!

I am a bit tipsy though so hurrah!

Maybe I should get a takeaway ..

I'm too fat though

Getting it anyway obviously!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Trust me, you ain't fat. Enjoy your takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you are glorious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trust me, you ain't fat. Enjoy your takeaway

Bless you

I know I am - but I ain't bovvered

And I'm debating on an Indian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust me, you ain't fat. Enjoy your takeaway

Bless you

I know I am - but I ain't bovvered

And I'm debating on an Indian

Indian food or Indian man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

Ohhhh I've never had one of those

Want!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Not really

Made you look ...

Why do the fat bird threads fill up so quickly?

But do I care .....?

Not really!

I am a bit tipsy though so hurrah!

Maybe I should get a takeaway ..

I'm too fat though

Getting it anyway obviously!

Love takeaway, if I had known I would have brought wine X have a good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

I didn’t need to question that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Sorry, but I’m busy tonight

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

Yeah the zinger is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Sorry, but I’m busy tonight

Oh?

I was going to bring you a Bhaji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just did a kfc, made it large and towered up!! It's okay though cos I'm already a fatty

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Fat bird threads fill up because we are fucking awesome in bed and out. We dont suck our guts in or insist on covering our wobbly bits, we embrace them.

And Indian takeaway for the win.

Im about to knock up some chicken and pasta but want an Indian takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

Yeah the zinger is good "

It’s the best

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm fat and we're having Chinese tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want an Indian now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fat bird threads fill up because we are fucking awesome in bed and out. We dont suck our guts in or insist on covering our wobbly bits, we embrace them.

And Indian takeaway for the win.

Im about to knock up some chicken and pasta but want an Indian takeaway

I don't have the muscles to suck my stomach in

And my wobbles wobble- why lie?

And chicken with pasta sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian. "

Or maybe the cream of sum yung gi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fatty and had an Indian last week don’t have them often but was delicious x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fat and we're having Chinese tonight.

Ohhhhhhh

What are you getting?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian.

Or maybe the cream of sum yung gi "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm fat and we're having Chinese tonight.

Ohhhhhhh

What are you getting?"

I don't do the ordering (or cooking). There will be duck and ribs, the rest will be a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as you're all having junk food, I'm in.

Chef special kebab, fully loaded onto a giant naan bread.

Fuck yeah.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Fat bird threads fill up because we are fucking awesome in bed and out. We dont suck our guts in or insist on covering our wobbly bits, we embrace them.

And Indian takeaway for the win.

Im about to knock up some chicken and pasta but want an Indian takeaway

I don't have the muscles to suck my stomach in

And my wobbles wobble- why lie?

And chicken with pasta sounds awesome

Id still prefer Indian... so much so Im delaying going to get the chicken and pasta started..... if I leave it long enough he will say sod it lets order in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're all having junk food, I'm in.

Chef special kebab, fully loaded onto a giant naan bread.

Fuck yeah."

Where do you get this food of the gods?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian.

Or maybe the cream of sum yung gi "

Tikka chance on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian.

Or maybe the cream of sum yung gi

Tikka chance on me!

Naaaaaa(n)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just did a kfc, made it large and towered up!! It's okay though cos I'm already a fatty

I don't have KFC nearby

And you're not a fatty at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're all having junk food, I'm in.

Chef special kebab, fully loaded onto a giant naan bread.

Fuck yeah.

Where do you get this food of the gods?

Our local Turkish eatery does it.

Donner, sheesh, shami, steak, chicken, and lamb. As much greenery as you can load on. A naan bread that's roughly the size of a small moon. Enough to feed 4 on allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want an Indian now.

What would you get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're all having junk food, I'm in.

Chef special kebab, fully loaded onto a giant naan bread.

Fuck yeah.

Where do you get this food of the gods?

Our local Turkish eatery does it.

Donner, sheesh, shami, steak, chicken, and lamb. As much greenery as you can load on. A naan bread that's roughly the size of a small moon. Enough to feed 4 on allegedly

Omg!

My town is up it's own arse with vegan baby carrot mash

I'm so jealous that sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat girl reporting for duty

No Indian though. Am I letting the side down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may destroy an Indian tonight!?

Lucky Indian.

Or maybe the cream of sum yung gi

Tikka chance on me!

Naaaaaa(n)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're all having junk food, I'm in.

Chef special kebab, fully loaded onto a giant naan bread.

Fuck yeah.

Where do you get this food of the gods?

Our local Turkish eatery does it.

Donner, sheesh, shami, steak, chicken, and lamb. As much greenery as you can load on. A naan bread that's roughly the size of a small moon. Enough to feed 4 on allegedly

Omg!

My town is up it's own arse with vegan baby carrot mash

I'm so jealous that sounds awesome

Will get you one packaged up and delivered personally to Fuckmehardville

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fat girl reporting for duty

No Indian though. Am I letting the side down? "

Yes you are!

Get an Indian in you immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indian and a tub of Ben and Jerries ....

I’m rolling around now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

That's what John has xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat girl reporting for duty

No Indian though. Am I letting the side down?

Yes you are!

Get an Indian in you immediately

I don't know any!

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By *lirtyfun!!Woman
over a year ago

Epsom

"I just had KFC & I feel 100% fat

What did you get? Hot wings are the best

My fav is zinger tower box meal

Yeah the zinger is good

It’s the best

Used to love a zinger tower, then my stupid body decided it was going to react badly to me eating wheat and a load of other things so I haven't had one for about 3 years. I miss them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a fatty and had an Indian last week don’t have them often but was delicious x"

I don't know what to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fatty had Chinese for dinner and a slice of cake for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This fatty had Chinese for dinner and a slice of cake for breakfast!"

Looking good on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a fatty and had an Indian last week don’t have them often but was delicious x

I don't know what to have

Allow me.....

Pappadums and chutney appetiser.

Meat and vegetable samosa to start.

Chicken and mushroom Jalfrezi with saffron rice.

Garlic and coriander naan.

Mango ice cream dessert.

All washed down with ice cold Cobra.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a fatty and had an Indian last week don’t have them often but was delicious x

I don't know what to have

Allow me.....

Pappadums and chutney appetiser.

Meat and vegetable samosa to start.

Chicken and mushroom Jalfrezi with saffron rice.

Garlic and coriander naan.

Mango ice cream dessert.

All washed down with ice cold Cobra.

You're welcome. "

Sounds good except for the coriander

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