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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.

Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You’re about to find out how many messages you can get in 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow them up and use them as papermache moulds for giant penises?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try your hand at decorative ballon sculpting.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You’re about to find out how many messages you can get in 10 minutes "

I don't get messages. I am toying with opening my profile again, just to see if there's something/one I could use condoms on.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Blow them up and use them as papermache moulds for giant penises? "

The extra large would be really big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re about to find out how many messages you can get in 10 minutes "

Reason for the thread?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Try your hand at decorative ballon sculpting."

I struggle to tie the knots at the end but I have enough for practise attempts.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You’re about to find out how many messages you can get in 10 minutes

Reason for the thread? "

Most are filtered. All threads are LAM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try your hand at decorative ballon sculpting.

I struggle to tie the knots at the end but I have enough for practise attempts.

"

We wanna see pic's of the results.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The them all together and make a trampoline

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Put them on penises to protect you from STDs and pregnancy.

I’m not sure I get this game...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cook some roulades

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Could you inflate them with a bicycle pump and then put them into an empty paddling pool for an adults’ ball amusement?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Shower caps?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls. "

Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head "

I have a lot of stockings too (I don't understand what happens to the other leg if you wear tights on your head).

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.

Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls."

Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I have a lot of stockings too (I don't understand what happens to the other leg if you wear tights on your head)."

That’s for your accomplice. Best to stick close to each other, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls. "

Definitely the best suggestion so far haha

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The them all together and make a trampoline "

I like it!

I was just reminiscing on trampoline PE lessons. Schools don't seem to offer that any more.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Sorry, I just threw out a complete 12 pack that expired 6 months ago. I couldn't think of anything to use them for.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Put them on penises to protect you from STDs and pregnancy.

I’m not sure I get this game..."

I'm not sure people would like me to put condoms on their penises uninvited. I suppose I could put them in my next foodbank donation.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cook some roulades "

What is this cook you speak of?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Could you inflate them with a bicycle pump and then put them into an empty paddling pool for an adults’ ball amusement? "

Have you got a paddling pool? We could hook up on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm not sure people would like me to put condoms on their penises uninvited."

What’s the worst that could happen?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.

Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls.

Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do."

Floor and water makes...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a condom bonfire

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a lot of stockings too (I don't understand what happens to the other leg if you wear tights on your head).

That’s for your accomplice. Best to stick close to each other, mind."

Of course!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.

Definitely the best suggestion so far haha "

Everyone likes to squeeze a ball when they're stressed.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sorry, I just threw out a complete 12 pack that expired 6 months ago. I couldn't think of anything to use them for."

RIP (alas, not rest in penis).

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.

Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls.

Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do.

Floor and water makes...?"

We need to have a chat about a) the order of things; b) the waterproof nature of condoms if you get the order wrong.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Could you inflate them with a bicycle pump and then put them into an empty paddling pool for an adults’ ball amusement?

Have you got a paddling pool? We could hook up on this one.

"

If you wanted to hook up the condoms wouldn’t be going out of date

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out."

I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?

GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.

I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?

GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.

"

Are yours better than the clinic's

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not sure people would like me to put condoms on their penises uninvited.

What’s the worst that could happen?"

True. It's almost a public service.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Make a condom bonfire "

The environment, dear, the environment!

https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/from-ecolube-to-bio-condoms-how-to-have-a-green-sex-life-a3254391.html

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.

I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?

GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.

Are yours better than the clinic's"

Skyns. One pack in extra large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneak out at night and put them over the exhaust of random cars

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sneak out at night and put them over the exhaust of random cars "

Is that like the potato thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use them as shower hat

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haha! Reminds me of the old joke about the lucky condom!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make Chinese lanterns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.

I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?

GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.

Are yours better than the clinic's

Skyns. One pack in extra large. c"

That's optimistic of you

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wrap your sandwiches in them to take them to work

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Slide them over your fingers and save on washing up gloves. Or water bombs they’re really good for water bombs

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By *aturefuntimeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.

Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date. Lol bring them around and we can make a start on them lol x

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

What are your favourite condoms ?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.

Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.

"

See if you can get one over your head and then take a selfie and put it on here.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like skyns where were they on offer??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.

I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?

GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.

Are yours better than the clinic's

Skyns. One pack in extra large. c

That's optimistic of you "

Although, bought for one particular friend. You've seen how substantial he is.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wrap your sandwiches in them to take them to work"

Finger sandwiches?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Slide them over your fingers and save on washing up gloves. Or water bombs they’re really good for water bombs "

What is this washing up thing?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What are your favourite condoms ?"

SKYNS Elite.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.

Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.

See if you can get one over your head and then take a selfie and put it on here.

Mr2 "

I think I probably could but I'd be worried about my very big, curly hair and being found suffocated with a condom on my head.

I need an assistant.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like skyns where were they on offer??"

Superdrug. I went in for Prevalin (it's saved me from hayfever this year) and came out with condoms.

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By *idzguyMan
over a year ago

coventry

Fill with water hang from washing line a few pricks here and there with a pin and hey presto you have a temporary sprinkler system for your lawn

That’s it you don’t live in a flat of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head "

Lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head

Lol"

I've been thinking about this one. I think I have more tights and stockings than there are banks left in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill them with gas, tie then to the end of the bed and watch them bob about as you go to sleep.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Everyone loves a poodle made from balloons so get blowing and twisting

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