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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Someone to do my hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, now. I’ve a hankering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to do my hoovering"

If you don't find someone, leave it til tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some custard donuts from ASDA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex, now. I’ve a hankering."

Good luck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock"

4/6

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some custard donuts from ASDA. "

You know what to do then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

A kick up the arse to get me moving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock

4/6

Which 2 are missing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea and a double decker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

A kick up the arse to get me moving

GET MOVING!!!!!

(Sorry, not one for shouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of tea and a double decker

What do you need the bus for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock

4/6

Which 2 are missing??

The two physical attributes.

You have a lovely smile, but I haven't seen the other so I can't comment on that ... So definitely 5/6 based on what I can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do my hoovering"

Hoovering is the only house chore I enjoy doing. Strangely satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By decent cock you mean ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Someone to do my hoovering

Hoovering is the only house chore I enjoy doing. Strangely satisfying "

Unfortunately kills my back. Will just need to double up my morphine first lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Dick Rodwell ticks all those boxes, but he’s down the soup kitchen feeding the homeless at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fit, fun, fabulously horny man to lift me to my table + rip off my panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fit, fun, fabulously horny man to lift me to my table + rip off my panties

If only I could!

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

A massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

The same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fit, fun, fabulously horny man to lift me to my table + rip off my panties

On my way.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By decent cock you mean ? "

Not too big

Not too small

Clean

...perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By decent cock you mean ?

Not too big

Not too small

Clean

...perfect

Damn it ! Almost there! Almost !

Sorry cheesy bell end here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To move my butt and get in the shower !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Support and a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Dick Rodwell ticks all those boxes, but he’s down the soup kitchen feeding the homeless at the moment. "

Who's he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fit, fun, fabulously horny man to lift me to my table + rip off my panties

If only I could!

There you go ... You have your offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massage"

What kind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

The same

Well I haven't had an offer yet but you never know your luck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fit, fun, fabulously horny man to lift me to my table + rip off my panties

On my way. "

2 offers now

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Some cuddles and snuggles would be lovely, just need some manly arms to squidge me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By decent cock you mean ?

Not too big

Not too small

Clean

...perfect

Damn it ! Almost there! Almost !

Sorry cheesy bell end here "

I'll pop you in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To move my butt and get in the shower !!! "

Do it

Do it!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

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Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone who ticks my boxes and is free on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winning lottery ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Support and a hug "

Happy to offer support if you want to pm, hate to hear people are struggling x

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

A friend with benefits would be good this weekend

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"A massage

What kind? "

Sexy one where i cum on them tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some cuddles and snuggles would be lovely, just need some manly arms to squidge me

Doubt you will have much trouble getting that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who ticks my boxes and is free on Monday

I’ve got a marker pen, where are the boxes you want ticking ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who ticks my boxes and is free on Monday

Bet you will get lots of offers now it's out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Winning lottery ticket"

Wouldn't we all?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend with benefits would be good this weekend "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who ticks my boxes and is free on Monday

I’ve got a marker pen, where are the boxes you want ticking ??"

There's the first

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Someone who ticks my boxes and is free on Monday

Bet you will get lots of offers now it's out there

Love your optimism!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend with benefits would be good this weekend

Indeed

A friend with benefits is not only for weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

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I don't mean someone else's cock

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend with benefits would be good this weekend

Indeed

A friend with benefits is not only for weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

I thought he meant to find one... Maybe I read it simplistically

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.

Dark and handsome would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

I don't mean someone else's cock

I know you didn't ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some custard donuts from ASDA. "

Custard doughnuts!

I recommend you try the Morrisons ones if you haven't already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going? "

You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.

Dark and handsome would be a bonus "

I used to be tall dark and handsome

Now I’m just tall

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

I don't mean someone else's cock

I know you didn't ... "
Oh ok cool . Mines on strike . Hayfever has struck so I'm dead

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?

You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here

I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.

Dark and handsome would be a bonus "

It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

You know what to do

Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock

I don't mean someone else's cock

I know you didn't ... Oh ok cool . Mines on strike . Hayfever has struck so I'm dead

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?

You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here

)

I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes. "

Ahhh that isn't good ... Can someone do the coffee run please?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.

Dark and handsome would be a bonus

It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too "

You'd think it would be easy to do but obviously not. And yes it does it's not just limited to here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need my fella to come home!! xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?

You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here

)

I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes. "
Aren't we wusses lol . We'll just have to sniffle and sneeze together

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My cuddle bear

* Shhhhhh because he’s just made carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.

Dark and handsome would be a bonus

It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too

You'd think it would be easy to do but obviously not. And yes it does it's not just limited to here "

Shame really...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i need my fella to come home!! xx"

Where is he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cuddle bear

* Shhhhhh because he’s just made carrot cake

So I'm guessing you have him then???

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My cuddle bear

* Shhhhhh because he’s just made carrot cake

So I'm guessing you have him then??? "

I wish, he’s over 270 miles away

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Some cuddles and snuggles would be lovely, just need some manly arms to squidge me

Doubt you will have much trouble getting that

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antihistamines that work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I haven't got what I need today but after the week I've had I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Antihistamines that work!"

Can't help you there sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol"

Hope someone makes you an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol

Hope someone makes you an offer

Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Ah damnit, fell at the last hurdle

A shave. Badly. Looking a little rough right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol

Hope someone makes you an offer

Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I "

At least you won't argue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, now. I’ve a hankering."

Ditto mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol

Hope someone makes you an offer

Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I

At least you won't argue

I wouldn’t be so sure my left and right don’t always get on. I spend a lot of time falling down

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Someone looking for just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tube of prinkles a boost and a can of vimto will do me if anyone can do home delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Ah damnit, fell at the last hurdle

A shave. Badly. Looking a little rough right now

That's your opinion, someone else may not think you fell at the final hurdle

A shave you can fix straight away if you feel so inclined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex, now. I’ve a hankering.

Ditto mr"

ESTELLA!!! You're needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within

Hope you get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within

Hope you get lucky

Unlikely on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake

Or beer and a meal

Think I’m looking for a treat lol

Hope someone makes you an offer

Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I

At least you won't argue

I wouldn’t be so sure my left and right don’t always get on. I spend a lot of time falling down

Haha!! That would be fun to watch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

Someone looking for just that

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A blow job would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tube of prinkles a boost and a can of vimto will do me if anyone can do home delivery"

That's simple to fulfil for someone nearby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within

Hope you get lucky

Unlikely on here

I can't help you ... I'm too far away (and probably not your type)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to brag but I've got that

ok I am bragging

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within

Hope you get lucky

Unlikely on here

I can't help you ... I'm too far away (and probably not your type)

I've still not got my massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to brag but I've got that

ok I am bragging

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend for this evening!! Either a chat, giggle and a drink in the hotel I'm staying at or more if that's where it goes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend for this evening!! Either a chat, giggle and a drink in the hotel I'm staying at or more if that's where it goes!! "

Shout out for ginge beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.

What do you need today???

A woman to fall asleep on my chest while I stroke her hair, something normal for a change

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I really need.....

More hours in the day.

More days in the week.

And cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need.....

More hours in the day.

More days in the week.

And cake. "

Those extra days best be added to the weekends though!?

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