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I think I've broke the World Record ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

For fuckin Sneezing . Is it me or does this week's hayfever seem worse than ever in the history of everything

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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It’s awful, awful, awful. I have a bright red nose from blowing. Can’t stop sneezing and coughing. For the first time ever I’m taking antihistamines and I feel doped up to the eyeballs.

Why anyone likes summer is beyond me. Roll on Autumn ....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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That sounded like a rant ... sorry feeling sorry for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that I cant see anything for tears

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s awful, awful, awful. I have a bright red nose from blowing. Can’t stop sneezing and coughing. For the first time ever I’m taking antihistamines and I feel doped up to the eyeballs.

Why anyone likes summer is beyond me. Roll on Autumn .... "
Even my Benadryl is struggling to cope . But I think your better off doped up than your nose falling off . I think mine might soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for one love summer, but then im lucky enough to not suffer from hayfever.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I for one love summer, but then im lucky enough to not suffer from hayfever. "
Trust me you don't know how lucky you are

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

This week has been bad. After a couple of good years I'd thought that I may have lost the allergy but this year has been one of the worst I can remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had it this bad - J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This week has been bad. After a couple of good years I'd thought that I may have lost the allergy but this year has been one of the worst I can remember"
Exactly the same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a warning about it earlier in the month.

I rarely sneeze, but I get sticky eyes, a sniff and an annoying cough.

I've only had it a few years, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it depends on what causes your allergies. My daughter moved to an area that has lots of ponds, small lakes and rivers. When I stay at hers my eyes constantly water and my nose stings.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It’s awful, awful, awful. I have a bright red nose from blowing. Can’t stop sneezing and coughing. For the first time ever I’m taking antihistamines and I feel doped up to the eyeballs.

Why anyone likes summer is beyond me. Roll on Autumn .... Even my Benadryl is struggling to cope . But I think your better off doped up than your nose falling off . I think mine might soon "

I’d prefer it to fall off. It’s shining so bright it’s visible from the moon I think! Very unattractive and definitely making me sleepy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s awful, awful, awful. I have a bright red nose from blowing. Can’t stop sneezing and coughing. For the first time ever I’m taking antihistamines and I feel doped up to the eyeballs.

Why anyone likes summer is beyond me. Roll on Autumn .... Even my Benadryl is struggling to cope . But I think your better off doped up than your nose falling off . I think mine might soon

I’d prefer it to fall off. It’s shining so bright it’s visible from the moon I think! Very unattractive and definitely making me sleepy. "
I shouldn't laugh but that's funny . Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I don't suffer and love summer sorry to all the sufferes out that it can't be nice xx

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

I read in a science journal that blowjobs cure hayfever

....it might not have been a reputable science journal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs I think broke it for squirting at last meet lol... lucky they had s rubber sheet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mrs I think broke it for squirting at last meet lol... lucky they had s rubber sheet "
Haha good girl

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I read in a science journal that blowjobs cure hayfever

....it might not have been a reputable science journal!

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Haha . It's not too attractive when I'm getting a blowie and snots falling on my cock whilst she's sucking it

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

Lol that's why you should be lying on a bed, not standing in an alley!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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And .... I’ve got a big bubble over my right eyeball. It’s a bad hayfever day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And .... I’ve got a big bubble over my right eyeball. It’s a bad hayfever day "
Oh dear . Lock yourself in a padded cell underground for a month . That should help

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"And .... I’ve got a big bubble over my right eyeball. It’s a bad hayfever day Oh dear . Lock yourself in a padded cell underground for a month . That should help "

I’ve stopped moaning now thanks for listening OP I feel much better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And .... I’ve got a big bubble over my right eyeball. It’s a bad hayfever day Oh dear . Lock yourself in a padded cell underground for a month . That should help

I’ve stopped moaning now thanks for listening OP I feel much better "
I will always listen ..Just Don't expect me to sniff or see anything at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest sneezing fit ever recorded is that of Donna Griffiths (UK, b. 1969) who started sneezing on 13 January 1981 and surpassed the previous duration record of 194 days on 26 July 1981. She sneezed an estimated million times in the first 365 days and achieved her first sneeze-free day on 16 September 1983 - the 977th day.

Man up

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I read that the pollen count is particularly high atm. I've got some tablets from the doctors for my son but I don't think they've kicked in yet. Poor thing had puffy eyes this morning and was sneezing loads...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's a pollen bomb! The crap weather earlier this year had led to more flowers, grasses and trees releasing their pollen at the same time.

I love summer but also suffer for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt 8 sneezes the equivalent of an orgasm?

Stop complaining and get the Tena lady out!!

Silver linings.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The longest sneezing fit ever recorded is that of Donna Griffiths (UK, b. 1969) who started sneezing on 13 January 1981 and surpassed the previous duration record of 194 days on 26 July 1981. She sneezed an estimated million times in the first 365 days and achieved her first sneeze-free day on 16 September 1983 - the 977th day.

Man up "
Thankyou for that fine piece of information . I'm running her close I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really had a problem with hay-fever. Still not a huge fan of summer though.

"Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"

"Oh dear, are you taking anything for it?"

"Yes. Snuff."

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Never really had a problem with hay-fever. Still not a huge fan of summer though.

"Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"

"Oh dear, are you taking anything for it?"

"Yes. Snuff."

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i have feel for everyone with hayfever, not able to enjoy the outdoors fully.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah i have feel for everyone with hayfever, not able to enjoy the outdoors fully. "
Yep ..And I have to take Pooch out for a walk soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayfever and asthma = fucking shit week!

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