FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat yours....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys. Let's make the forum hot for the ladies and give them an interesting read on how we like to give some damn good oral sex!!

First of all, once I'm down there, I like to take it slow. Gentle licking and kissing on the inside of the thighs, making my inwards and downwards VERY slowly. Tracing my tongue over on my way.

As I hit the landing spot I very delicately place my tongue from the top and work it down at a snails pace. Back up a little quicker and back down. Slowly but surely gathering pace with each lick.

As I feel the gates start to open I place a finger ready for entry as my tongue focuses on the swollen golden nugget. Round and round slowly, side to side, up and down. Repeating over and over until my finger feels no resistance and gets some encouragement by a welcoming thrust of her hips.

As it slides in, it explores, gently probing the wishing well until I start to turn the key and guide it upwards to the wonderful spot many often miss and give it a gentle massage as the clitotis is being stimulated by the tip of my tongue in between being wrapped between my lips.

Anyways, enough of my blabbering tales of what could be... fellas do your thing!!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"

I'm usually good when it comes to a good bit of pork....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyways, enough of my blabbering tales of what could be... fellas do your thing!!!....

Have you seen the game of thrones episode where Danny eats the horse heart?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"

I have a pack of Morrisons pork pies in the fridge, also sausage rolls too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G.O.T Virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"

You owe me a new phone, this one has got drink all over it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"

I'm sure there are plenty of pork swords about

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Swollen golden nugget?

What the hell you doing, eating corn on the cob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"

I have cake, reeces and........... Crumpets, no pork pies though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?

I have a pack of Morrisons pork pies in the fridge, also sausage rolls too."

are you in the mood for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment as they have to find out for them self’s to see how great I am at giving oral sex loll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wish. Nothing wrong with a good corn on the cob!!

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

What are those awards for worst sex scenes in literature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?"
will a chicken kebab do

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well I've never heard it called a wishing well before!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No Nobel prize for literacy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've never heard it called a wishing well before!!

Just call me Penny and throw me in!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I’m looking for a porkpie, midnight snack hunger.

Anyone got a porkpie?

I have a pack of Morrisons pork pies in the fridge, also sausage rolls too.

are you in the mood for sharing

Breaks open packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well there's usually a wish I make when I go in... usually wishing she's not as 'chubby' when I'm sober!

Jokes people don't get sensitive on me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though to be fair, it is quite a funny description. Not quite hot, but definitely entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you. I did try...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there's usually a wish I make when I go in... usually wishing she's not as 'chubby' when I'm sober!

Jokes people don't get sensitive on me!!!"

That's me out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny sex is the bestest. Making a woman laugh during orgasm is really something to behold....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was in jest. I love curves and you're actually very attractive.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘Yours’.....?

It’s mine, nobody else’s....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Well I've never heard it called a wishing well before!!

Just call me Penny and throw me in!"

You look beautiful in your avatar

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've never heard it called a wishing well before!!

Just call me Penny and throw me in!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was in jest. I love curves and you're actually very attractive."

Not bad for a chubster

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

Thank god it wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was in jest. I love curves and you're actually very attractive.

Not bad for a chubster

Not bad at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've never heard it called a wishing well before!!

Just call me Penny and throw me in!

You look beautiful in your avatar

You flirt.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

If I treat myself to a creme egg I like biting the top off... haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

If I treat myself to a creme egg I like biting the top off... haha"

That's a bit extreme. Not just a nibble on the tip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

If I treat myself to a creme egg I like biting the top off... haha"

Then suck out the creamy centre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

If I treat myself to a creme egg I like biting the top off... haha

Then suck out the creamy centre?

*Drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours? Nice title heading OP

Should have been devour at the very least

I actually thought it was going to be about creme eggs

If I treat myself to a creme egg I like biting the top off... haha

Then suck out the creamy centre?

*Drools*

Filthy mind

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good Lord! This is all a bit graphic for my demure sensibilities

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't tell me. Show me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. Show me."

If only...

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