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By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Was Mr Benn the greatest shoplifter of all time?.

Each week he went into the costume shop and left with something he hadn't paid for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shop keeper gave him the gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point!!

And why did Bungle (from Rainbow) always wear pyjamas to bed, but was naked for the rest of the day!?!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Good point!!

And why did Bungle (from Rainbow) always wear pyjamas to bed, but was naked for the rest of the day!?!

Because he's a Bare...

And in bed he wasn't going Bear back FTFY

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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Ivor The Engine; Apparently internal dragon power provides a far superior performance and thus a far more reliable service than the trains of today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shop keeper gave him the gifts.

The shop keeper was grooming mr benn

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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The Flumps: The product of genetic engineering gone awry? Mutants created by gamma radiation? Who knows?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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Masters Of The Universe: Was Skelator suffering from Necrotising Fasciitis? How did he speak? - He had no vocal cords. How did he see? - He had no bloody eyes!

Also, how come no one on Eternia realised that Prince Adam was in fact He Man? The only difference was that he hastily applied some fake tan and deepened his voice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think Mr Spoon went back soon to Button Moon?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Do you think Mr Spoon went back soon to Button Moon? "

I still can’t figure why he went to all the effort in decking out that baked beans can for interstella travel; He could easily have leapt the distance to Button Moon. I mean really, talk about needless exhaust emissions and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think Mr Spoon went back soon to Button Moon?

I put it to you that in-ter-‘stella travel, is well worth every effort....

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I wonder how many Itsy and Bitsys they actually used over the course of a series as they alway got all gluey with PrittStick or covered in glitter but were bright red and yellow and clean for the next episode.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?"

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

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over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!

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By *oydivision69Man
over a year ago

Birkenhead

For the life of me I can’t comprehend how Windy Miller was never decapitated every time he come out of his windmill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!"

Bollocks, didn’t mean D&D! I meant Mysterious Cities of Gold.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

Im now yapping :- All for one and one for all muskerhounds are always ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle. "

I always wanted Sprocket, the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

I always wanted Sprocket, the dog."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

I always wanted Sprocket, the dog.

Bugger. Wrong emoji!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

I always wanted Sprocket, the dog.

Bugger. Wrong emoji!!!!!!!"

(meant this one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle. "

Loved The Doozers, proper grafters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

Loved The Doozers, proper grafters. "

I know, right?! Bloody Fraggles.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"For the life of me I can’t comprehend how Windy Miller was never decapitated every time he come out of his windmill

It was a health and safety violation of the very worst order. Not only that, but he never even looked as he walked through the door(!) Maybe he was secretly hoping for a resulting injury so he could make a claim?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

Im now yapping :- All for one and one for all muskerhounds are always ready!

Would it be perverse of me to say that I quite fancied Juliette in that show?

(ignore what you’ve just read please!)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle. "

I always yearned for the day when Speedy Gonzales would be caught and devoured; Cocky little rodent prick he was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the life of me I can’t comprehend how Windy Miller was never decapitated every time he come out of his windmill

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Mighty Mouse really save the day?

And what was the caveman a Captain of?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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G-Force: I’m still dissapointed in this after all these years; In fact the plot doesn’t involve Dr Ernst Grafenberg whatsoever, rather it was a show featuring a bunch of flares wearing acrobats who performed human pyramid stunts which consequently caused their space ship to burst into flames.

.....well, something like that at least....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!

Bollocks, didn’t mean D&D! I meant Mysterious Cities of Gold. "

I missed the last 3 episodes of cities of gold! I still don’t know what happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe? "

X Bomber!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!

Bollocks, didn’t mean D&D! I meant Mysterious Cities of Gold.

I missed the last 3 episodes of cities of gold! I still don’t know what happened! "

You can watch all 39 episodes online for free. Do it, do it, do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!

Bollocks, didn’t mean D&D! I meant Mysterious Cities of Gold.

I missed the last 3 episodes of cities of gold! I still don’t know what happened!

You can watch all 39 episodes online for free. Do it, do it, do it!"

It won’t be the same!

Of course we know that I’m going to watch all of the episodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to confess to always wanting the Gorgs to successfully catch a Fraggle.

I always yearned for the day when Speedy Gonzales would be caught and devoured; Cocky little rodent prick he was!

I always wanted The Claw to get Gadget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed! "

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted the soup dragon to be really loved by the Clangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds. "

Ok, I need my eyes tested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds.

Ok, I need my eyes tested... "

Not looks wise, you doofus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds.

Ok, I need my eyes tested...

Not looks wise, you doofus. "

I mean that I misread your post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds.

Ok, I need my eyes tested...

Not looks wise, you doofus.

I mean that I misread your post... "

Did you have a Lawrence of A Labia moment?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re star fleet aware of the potential copyright infringement with Gene Roddenberry and his far less interesting universe?

X Bomber!!

I’m impressed!

I like to pretend I’m the Lamia of the Lounge Forum. My ego knows no bounds.

Ok, I need my eyes tested...

Not looks wise, you doofus.

I mean that I misread your post...

Did you have a Lawrence of A Labia moment?!

Precisely that!

Anyway I’m derailing the thread by inserting genitals where they’re not meant to fit... no wait, hang on...

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By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Rawness of alabia...

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By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Good point!!

And why did Bungle (from Rainbow) always wear pyjamas to bed, but was naked for the rest of the day!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want to live in Trumpton, most of the time it was on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to live in Trumpton, most of the time it was on fire

It was the same with Pontipandi, people have asserted in the past that if Norman simply met with an ‘accident’ an awful lot of problems would be solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!

Bollocks, didn’t mean D&D! I meant Mysterious Cities of Gold.

I missed the last 3 episodes of cities of gold! I still don’t know what happened! "

Dont bother it'll ruin it for you just dont watch them and remember it as a good series....sorry but was one of the worst cartoon endings ever imo...mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe that no-one else can do the things Ulysses could do?

Ha ha - I have the awesome theme song in my head now. Second only to the Thundercats theme.....oh and the Muskerhounds of course

They’re all great. I liked the Dungeons and Dragons one too!"

I'll let you have Dogtanian and raise you.....

https://youtu.be/6nqN_7eGItM

https://youtu.be/2HCjQbKowUo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How could Godzilla live underwater, but his son Godzuki had to stay on the Calico ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Thread I have seen on fab by far!!! Keep it up you lot!!!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

How was uncle scrooge McDuck not a paraplegic for continuously diving headfirst into what was essentially a pile of metal coins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How was uncle scrooge McDuck not a paraplegic for continuously diving headfirst into what was essentially a pile of metal coins?"

And he never paid for the obviously essential speech therapy for Donald

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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Who remembers Willow The Wisp? It was narrated by none other than Kenneth Williams. Actually, it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid......

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

And he never paid for the obviously essential speech therapy for Donald"

That'd could've been covered by his military medical health care too, seeing as he wasn't officially discharged by US military until 1984,almost a full 40 years after his service during wwII !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come it took Fred, Daphne, Velma. Shaggy and Scooby the whole Episode to find out who was the culprit yet everyone else knew who it was from the start

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over a year ago

"Who remembers Willow The Wisp? It was narrated by none other than Kenneth Williams. Actually, it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid......

Edna!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Who remembers Willow The Wisp? It was narrated by none other than Kenneth Williams. Actually, it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid......

Edna!"

*shudder*

Willow himself was also a bit creepy thinking about it.....mind you many programmes freaked me out a tad as a child including even the jolly animation sequences on Rainbow

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"How come it took Fred, Daphne, Velma. Shaggy and Scooby the whole Episode to find out who was the culprit yet everyone else knew who it was from the start

Shaggy at least, was likely too high to solve anything other than where he left his bong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who remembers Willow The Wisp? It was narrated by none other than Kenneth Williams. Actually, it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid......

Edna!

*shudder*

Willow himself was also a bit creepy thinking about it.....mind you many programmes freaked me out a tad as a child including even the jolly animation sequences on Rainbow

Noseybonk on Jigsaw freaked me out.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Who remembers Willow The Wisp? It was narrated by none other than Kenneth Williams. Actually, it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid......

Edna!

*shudder*

Willow himself was also a bit creepy thinking about it.....mind you many programmes freaked me out a tad as a child including even the jolly animation sequences on Rainbow

Noseybonk on Jigsaw freaked me out. "

Shit! I had subconsciously deleted the sheer horror of that character! What the hell were the makers thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost. "

That freaked me out to; Mr Claypole - He was completely off his face. Also didn’t it have Audrey from Coronation Street in it? She looked a bit saucy back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shop keeper gave him the gifts.

"
he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost. "

Am I alone in thinking that producers in the 70s and 80s hated children? How is a programme about ghosts calming things down?!

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

No mention of Captain Pugwash as yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost.

That freaked me out to; Mr Claypole - He was completely off his face. Also didn’t it have Audrey from Coronation Street in it? She looked a bit saucy back then

I was being facetious.

Nadia Popov.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost.

Am I alone in thinking that producers in the 70s and 80s hated children? How is a programme about ghosts calming things down?! "

The Adventure Game and the Vortex Maze then?

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over a year ago

"Let’s calm things down a notch and remember Rentaghost.

Am I alone in thinking that producers in the 70s and 80s hated children? How is a programme about ghosts calming things down?!

The Adventure Game and the Vortex Maze then?

Gronda gronda

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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Let us now remember possibly THE greatest show ever from back in the day........‘Monkeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!’ I absolutely loved (and still love) it. Granted it scared me what with everyone threatening to eat one another every week (and these were the actual ‘good’ guys to!)

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By *rofessorMarcusMan
over a year ago

Chorley

I can beat all of those for weirdness and fear, with East Germany's 'The Singing Ringing Tree' As seen on BBC1 in the seventies.

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