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Rhyming thread see what we can create!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Write any two random lines, that rhyme.

We'll start it all off with mine

Yes I've wrote three, but i wanted to tell you, rhymes dirty and clean are fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool OneNightStanley, I’ll join your rhyme,

Poetry is never, in my book, a waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure my post had a good enough scan,

I just don’t flow like OneNightStanley can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A waste of time it's not I love to learn new words a lot.

Thanks for joining in and btw I think you hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Estella and I’d like to take a punt

On bending her over and kissing her ... on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your flow was hot and delivered just like a curry.

Can I lick your body like a McFlurry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god the night is still young,

Just waiting to see a thread claiming their hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very clever here to see

Some posts by forumites using poetry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I thought I'd join in,

it's been a while,

Fuck the two lines though -

that's not my style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone's hung or so it seems these days

Like every Gay man who sais he gives the best BJ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How very clever here to see

Some posts by forumites using poetry "

No surprise to see you put it so eloquently,

For a kinky bird you must be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OneNightStanley you charmer, OneNightStanley you rogue!

You’ve made me feel like a model on the cover of Vogue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lines that you write? or lines that are white?

What is your style what are you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Estella and I’d like to take a punt

On bending her over and kissing her ... on the cheek"

WorldCupWilly’s flattery always gives me a twinge,

If only he had wanted to tongue poke my minge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beauty Estella seeps out of your pours.

If you need a fella then get on all fours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read this thread

It doesn't scan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do we quote the last person when we reply?

Or just carry on and ignore this guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your flow was hot and delivered just like a curry.

Can I lick your body like a McFlurry? "

A dhansak, jalfrezi or a rogan josh?

Ah fuck, who cares? Jus’ gimme a Mc-nosh!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Do we quote the last person when we reply?

Or just carry on and ignore this guy? "

Ignore that one, he's being a bore.

Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, Meli, Meli, Meli,

I just wanna lick your belly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m positioned here waiting, just like he said,

I’ve pulled OneNightStanley, I’m gaining street cred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we quote the last person when we reply?

Or just carry on and ignore this guy?

Ignore that one, he's being a bore.

Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for."

I saw Meli

And came back for more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your flow was hot and delivered just like a curry.

Can I lick your body like a McFlurry?

A dhansak, jalfrezi or a rogan josh?

Ah fuck, who cares? Jus’ gimme a Mc-nosh!"

The best Ruby Murry you are, one I would treasure.

Open your legs and McNosh you with pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m positioned here waiting, just like he said,

I’ve pulled OneNightStanley, I’m gaining street cred "

Forget street cred and start giving me head

I'm bringing you home you can live in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we quote the last person when we reply?

Or just carry on and ignore this guy?

Ignore that one, he's being a bore.

Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for."

He's having no fun and spoiling ours

And now Top Gears gone he can't wank off too cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day,

Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day,

Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play?"

Quality time with you I will spend.

If that's what you want add me as a friend

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

The sonorous songs of birds in these trees,

Fade and then fail in comparison with thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day,

Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play?

Quality time with you I will spend.

If that's what you want add me as a friend "

Is this just a ploy to access my pics?

Gawp at me naked for your wanking kicks?*

(*artistic licence was obviously in use, my pics ain’t worth shit for solo cocking abuse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped you a message asking for a shag,

You said “no”, it’s your loss you slag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth.

Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws.

Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools.

This is for every time you took my orange juice.

Just had to post this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day,

Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play?

Quality time with you I will spend.

If that's what you want add me as a friend

Is this just a ploy to access my pics?

Gawp at me naked for your wanking kicks?*

You've got me sussed

Accept it now before my balls bust

(*artistic licence was obviously in use, my pics ain’t worth shit for solo cocking abuse)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh OneNightStanley, oh no - we had a wonderful thing,

Yet now it’s destined to be just a one-off rhyme fling.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

So it's couplets, not coupling, no Stanestella tryst,

You can both just stay home and have one off the wrist

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Found this thread , the rhymes were growing

Had a look in to see what was blowing.

OP from Forest Hill, yes that amused me.

If him been from Crystal Palace that would have confused me.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Reading this forum when I should be asleep,

It’s fun and games now, but at seven I’ll weep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this forum when I should be asleep,

It’s fun and games now, but at seven I’ll weep."

He’s ventured a rhyme, our Oatcake who’s Dubious,

About bloody time, although he’s no Scroobious

Pip, the paramour of heartless Estella,

Great Expectations I have of this fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man from Nantucket

Who's wife's minge was as wide as a bucket

His dick was to small no way he could fuck it

So he got pissed off and made her just suck it

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Scrolling through fab i found this cool thread

After reading the rhymes it's killed me im dead. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rhyme, I'm not PJ or Duncan

But I manage to get by with my magnificent truncheon.

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By *hortarse69Woman
over a year ago

up the valleys ;-)

Some men make me shudder and shiver..

It makes my quim really quiver

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon


"Some men make me shudder and shiver..

It makes my quim really quiver "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up the bum

No harm done

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

In verse may make you shudder & May make you shiver,

Wondering if they are poets or Highwaymen, can they stand & deliver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You claim to be without rhyme, rhythm or reason.

Yet your lips part, mental muscle grooves, its that time and its your season.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Is this really worth my time?

Can't be bothered to make mine rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sal Red may be ninety seven

But her ass would take me to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s address global poverty and treat everyone fair,

Explain our points clearly and with plenty of care,

Whilst we debate He-Man’s prowess, muscles and pluck,

And everyone posts about their best, last, or most memorable fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve baked a savoury tart, I’ll eat it for my dinner,

Goats cheese, tomato, basil and such, it really is a winner.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"I’ve baked a savoury tart, I’ll eat it for my dinner,

Goats cheese, tomato, basil and such, it really is a winner. "

I once met a girl her eyes had this shimmer,

Took her back to my place and made her into a sinner :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd join in this jolly old game,

As I am bored rigid and going insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s lovely to see you, welcome in and commune,

Your sanity I know nowt about, so I’ll nod and not impugn.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The other half’s ignoring me

Because the football is on

I will have to make do with some tea and a scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yum, all those calories; scone, cream, jam, do your worst,

But the burning question I have, is which goes on first?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you pervy masturbator, Mr NaughtyNick,

Telling us how you’re sat there fondling your dick.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The jam goes on first, and then cream on top

The other way round and I would have a strop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The jam goes on first, and then cream on top

The other way round and I would have a strop "

Is that one from Cornwall or is it from Devon?

Either way it sounds like snack heaven.

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Show him something sexier . He might try to grab it

If he’s not obliging , there’s always your rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps dollop cream on your nipples and wave them about,

And jam on your nunny, so there’s no room for doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Show him something sexier . He might try to grab it

If he’s not obliging , there’s always your rabbit "

Jeeeesus! Good grief!

I couldn't do that, my rabbit's got teeth!!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Estella from London

I wish you lived nearer Brum

While hubby watched the football

We could meet for some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the teeth are now blunt...

so give it to your.... with a shove and a shunt

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He may be my hubby

And I love him to bits

But I need someone here

To play with my tits

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I’m trying to tempt him

I’m dressed in my stockings

But all he has said

Is that penalty was shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estella from London

I wish you lived nearer Brum

While hubby watched the football

We could meet for some fun "

Girl on girl play with me, is that on your mind?

Well golly how flattering, you’re really too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I’m far from you, and have a hankering for cock,

I want it all up in me hard as a rock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random he said within line one.

Tandum appears what all have done.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Sadly I’m far from you, and have a hankering for cock,

I want it all up in me hard as a rock."

Estella wanted to feel a man,

To fill her long dark nights.

Oatcake was something of a fan...

...can you wait ‘til I book my flights?

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

But we’re having fun , why try to stop it!

Everyone likes a poet with wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wait, till you come and I get Oatcake abused,

I can play the swap one letter thread to keep me amused.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Chartering private jets dot com,

It’s dear, but I have to try.

She’s mentioned that bloody game again,

Will she never let it lie?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock "

Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot

Debating whether I should message her or not :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock

Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot

Debating whether I should message her or not :P "

Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.

The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock

Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot

Debating whether I should message her or not :P

Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.

The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son "

Age is just a number but can pose problems for some

I respect your choice so won't pester but I bet I'd make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chartering private jets dot com,

It’s dear, but I have to try.

She’s mentioned that bloody game again,

Will she never let it lie?!"

It my just my nervous hook, that I do when I’m all coy,

It’s like a tick, a need to tease, because I like the boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock

Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot

Debating whether I should message her or not :P

Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.

The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son "

MaryfuckingPoppins - you know what she’s gone and done,

Reverted back to her original name after being BambisfuckingMum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock,

That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock

Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot

Debating whether I should message her or not :P

Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.

The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son

Age is just a number but can pose problems for some

I respect your choice so won't pester but I bet I'd make you cum "

...mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chartering private jets dot com,

It’s dear, but I have to try.

She’s mentioned that bloody game again,

Will she never let it lie?!

It my just my nervous hook, that I do when I’m all coy,

It’s like a tick, a need to tease, because I like the boy. "

tic*

(Bugger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit. All my words went wrong in that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I try to flirt, I get tonguetied, I can’t do anything right,

It’s probably why I’m single and yet to find my knight.*

(*was that anti female empowerment crap that from my mouth came out? Good lord, I’ve let the sisterhood down, I’ll just sit here and pout)

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Just wait until he spends the night

And she prepares his brekkie,

With ages put well out of sight:

Maryfuckingspeccy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

MaryfuckingPoppins - you know what she’s gone and done,

Reverted back to her original name after being BambisfuckingMum"

I'm so glad you noticed, though I liked that name a lot.

It was a bit depressing - as Bambis mum got shot

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I thought that things were going fine,

But I was seized by terror:

Amongst her witty, charming lines,

A fucking spelling error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wait until he spends the night

And she prepares his brekkie,

With ages put well out of sight:

Maryfuckingspeccy."

Though I like some breakfast,

And his spectacles a lot.

I am not a cradle snatcher or have any Coco Pops

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I took his cock out of his pants

I sucked him nice and hard

But all he did was shout

Fuck me ref, he was offside by a yard

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I rode astride him cowgirl style

Tits slapping on my belly

He groaned and moaned, I thought he’d cum

But he was just trying to see the tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought that things were going fine,

But I was seized by terror:

Amongst her witty, charming lines,

A fucking spelling error."

He shoves the knife in nice and deep, and makes me squirm some more,

I explained the error, I showed my cute, and yet he closed the door.

On that note, Mr Oatcake, he who is Dubious,

Our future, I would say right now, is insalubrious.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The man stood on the burning deck eating red hot scallops

One fell down his trouser leg and burnt him on his bollo ankle

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Roses are red, violets are blue

Get in the van Im going to fuck you

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

For almost fully half an hour

We had such great accord.

Though fucking up’s my super power,

I think that that’s a record.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"I thought that things were going fine,

But I was seized by terror:

Amongst her witty, charming lines,

A fucking spelling error.

He shoves the knife in nice and deep, and makes me squirm some more,

I explained the error, I showed my cute, and yet he closed the door.

On that note, Mr Oatcake, he who is Dubious,

Our future, I would say right now, is insalubrious.

"

Your vocabulary is so advanced I feel like I'm a fool

I'll say what you've all thought perhaps I should go back to school ?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I wouldn’t worry too much, mate,

As we all say in chorus;

Although she seems articulate

She uses a thesaurus.

(Yes, this requires the pronunciation of ‘articulate’ that means something else, but I don’t care.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t worry too much, mate,

As we all say in chorus;

Although she seems articulate

She uses a thesaurus.

(Yes, this requires the pronunciation of ‘articulate’ that means something else, but I don’t care.)"

Oh no you didn’t! Fuck me, you did,

I’m hurt and in dismay.

To you my farewell now I bid,

I’m off to shag Roget.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Oh no you didn’t! Fuck me, you did,

I’m hurt and in dismay.

To you my farewell now I bid,

I’m off to shag Roget."

Beautifully done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on just a minute now -

Are we are up our own arses?

I thought this rhyming was about shagging and cool glasses

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"Hang on just a minute now -

Are we are up our own arses?

I thought this rhyming was about shagging and cool glasses "

I rhyme I shag and been told I'm hung,

I also wear specs but you said I'm just too young

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

He says that he’s hung, which way does he hang?

I can’t help but think he’s a young kd lang

But give him his due, he doesn’t get riled

Even when his intended sees him as a child.

.

(Sorry, dude, no ill-will. )

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"He says that he’s hung, which way does he hang?

I can’t help but think he’s a young kd lang

But give him his due, he doesn’t get riled

Even when his intended sees him as a child.

.

(Sorry, dude, no ill-will. )"

Well if age weren't a problem then pleasure I'd grant her,

No offence taken mate, I love some good banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh OneNightStanley, oh no - we had a wonderful thing,

Yet now it’s destined to be just a one-off rhyme fling. "

Forgive me Dear Estella, for leaving you hanging.

I'm a Gold Member, it's the weekend, and I have been busy banging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the witching hour and perv I must,

I'm looking for a pic of a very nice bust

xGx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the witching hour and perv I must,

I'm looking for a pic of a very nice bust

xGx"

Head over to HighHeels page,

Her busy will leave you in a horny rage x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the hint, I'll check it out now

Boobs make me wanna shout 'oh holy cow!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the hint, I'll check it out now

Boobs make me wanna shout 'oh holy cow!' "

You are welcome that’s on me,

Is it just tits u like to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the hint, I'll check it out now

Boobs make me wanna shout 'oh holy cow!' "

Put that tongue away and don't be silly

Second thoughts just wrap it round my Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cut Willy, but tits are my preference

Keep that in mind for future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a cut Willy, but tits are my preference

Keep that in mind for future reference "

I’d cut my cock for u now, if I actually could,

Coz your sexy pictures are giving me wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pics are awesome, I think I'm quite lush

But by now you must see that I much prefer bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the witching hour and perv I must,

I'm looking for a pic of a very nice bust

xGx"

A bust of a nut? or a bust as in breast?

Because If it's the nut, I'm showing interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts are just fine, but bust as in breast

I'm looking for boobies, you naughty lil pest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this forum when I should be asleep,

It’s fun and games now, but at seven I’ll weep."

Weep or smile do whatever we choose.

Hold onto the saying, you snooze you lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sleep is for losers, what do you get for the win?

First prize I think, should be a night full of sin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other half’s ignoring me

Because the football is on

I will have to make do with some tea and a scone "

Why don't I bring some jam, and the cream.

Put you over the table for 90 minutes, whilst he watches his football team?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention scone? I love cream and jam

Sploshing sounds good, wham bam thank you ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nuts are just fine, but bust as in breast

I'm looking for boobies, you naughty lil pest

"

Great thats cleared this up, we know were we stand.

I wish you the best, I've typed this with one hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One handed typing? That's a talent for sure

I really like this thread, can we rhyme some more?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t sleep after seeing Jay-Z and Beyoncé

Super show, great rapper, lucky man,

Wish she was my fiancée

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By *atrionaSavageWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm looking, I'm reading, I should be asleep.

But you're making me horny, shall I put up a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I’m far from you, and have a hankering for cock,

I want it all up in me hard as a rock."

So I interject with my cock in my hand,

Because reading that has made it expand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets are exciting, but a social for drinks

Is the start of agreeing to each other's kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meets are exciting, but a social for drinks

Is the start of agreeing to each other's kinks "
. Lots of wasters of time me thinks , don’t want to let their armour chink !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing such armour would surely make you boil

Time wasters would be classed as a tosser in tin foil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had some fun and great big orgasm,

All wriggly toes and a hefty cunt spasm.

My partner in crime, well he got all snoozy,

But I popped back here, cause I’m an eminent floozy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Estella, hello, your words caught my eye

Been waiting all night for the chance to say hi

Your rhymes are just fab, in fact they're quite ace

I'm also intrigued by your super sexy face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah Estella, hello, your words caught my eye

Been waiting all night for the chance to say hi

Your rhymes are just fab, in fact they're quite ace

I'm also intrigued by your super sexy face "

Well hello to you, I don’t think we’ve met,

But anyone rhyming, is awesome I’ll bet,

My face says why thank you, it thanks you a lot,

I’ve peeked at you pictures and think that you’re hot,

You were calling for breasts, for a nork or a tit,

I’m ample of boobage, and overflowing with wit,

I can be awfully devilish, or really quite sweet,

So how’s about we get to arranging a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah Estella, hello, your words caught my eye

Been waiting all night for the chance to say hi

Your rhymes are just fab, in fact they're quite ace

I'm also intrigued by your super sexy face

Well hello to you, I don’t think we’ve met,

But anyone rhyming, is awesome I’ll bet,

My face says why thank you, it thanks you a lot,

I’ve peeked at you pictures and think that you’re hot,

You were calling for breasts, for a nork or a tit,

I’m ample of boobage, and overflowing with wit,

I can be awfully devilish, or really quite sweet,

So how’s about we get to arranging a meet? "

Your reply is most welcome, and the one that i'd hoped

Your boobage will be stroked, and dare I say groped?!

But first let me introduce myself to you now

With a wink and a smile, a curtsey, a bow

Your devilish persona is a turn on I admit

As is your rhyming, your humour, your wit

A meet would be great, a social I think?

And if there's no chemistry, I'd still like to drink

I feel we may click as friends, maybe more

That's the plan tho Estella, I assure you I'm no bore

So let's compare diaries and arrange such a tryst

As an opportunity like this, just cannot be missed

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Someone mention scone? I love cream and jam

Sploshing sounds good, wham bam thank you ma'am "

Scones, breasts and cut cocks

We might be your type

Have a look at our profile

And see if you like

If you do find us interesting

Then send us a wink

We could sort out a meet

For a cake and a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention scone? I love cream and jam

Sploshing sounds good, wham bam thank you ma'am

Scones, breasts and cut cocks

We might be your type

Have a look at our profile

And see if you like

If you do find us interesting

Then send us a wink

We could sort out a meet

For a cake and a drink

"

Now who could resist such a generous invite

Cake and a drink? Oh I just might

Indulge in a cheeky wink or a chat

And continue it on unless it falls flat

But from your first message I can see you have charm

So a wink will be sent, it can do no harm

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We’ve sent a message

Now maybe

We could meet halfway

For a nice cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve sent a message

Now maybe

We could meet halfway

For a nice cream tea "

Cream tea sounds just yummy, although slightly posh

A cheesecake or donut would be preferable to nosh

I'm not always fussy what goes in my mouth

Now halfway, would that be West, North, East or South?!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Depends where about

In Shrewsbury you’re from

There’s a cake shop in Telford

If you wanted a scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m positioned here waiting, just like he said,

I’ve pulled OneNightStanley, I’m gaining street cred "

estella estella you speak like a fella, such dirty words and play.

given the chance we'd flip ya arse and bugger you all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream,

To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team,

I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass,

So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream,

To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team,

I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass,

So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse. "

estella estella we expected no less

word on the street being you have no anal finesse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Estella has open access to her bum,

Its surely a sight that will indeed make me cum

But boobs are my thing and I'd much rather try

Sliding my fingers across her delicious hot thighs

They'll inch their way upwards till bosom is felt

With teasing and pleasing I'll soon watch her melt

Her knees turn to jelly and her body just quivers

At the touch of my fingers, Estella's body just shivers

My tongue will be next, but first I say please

Can I use it to lick you, and taste you and tease?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream,

To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team,

I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass,

So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.

estella estella we expected no less

word on the street being you have no anal finesse "

It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit,

But naming and shaming me as an ass twit,

Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore,

And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream,

To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team,

I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass,

So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.

estella estella we expected no less

word on the street being you have no anal finesse

It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit,

But naming and shaming me as an ass twit,

Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore,

And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream,

To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team,

I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass,

So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.

estella estella we expected no less

word on the street being you have no anal finesse

It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit,

But naming and shaming me as an ass twit,

Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore,

And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature."

estella estella oh please forgive we had no idea your arse was so sensitive and big.

starting again is always best glad we have got that off our chests.

we must agree we should sorely meet lubing your arse will be a pleasurable feat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New thread Partners in Rhyme let's get these creation cleaned up good potential here

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