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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a drink? I’m having a lovely glass of Rioja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey gorgeous I'm on thè bubbly tonight

Happy Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a drink? I’m having a lovely glass of Rioja

Any left in the bottle? I'd love a glass of that please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the malbec .. hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider please.

No ice though!

I’m not (a) a Londoner, (b) a girl or (c) a tourist.

Thx!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous I'm on thè bubbly tonight

Happy Friday x"

Oh great, fancy anything from my bar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a drink? I’m having a lovely glass of Rioja

Any left in the bottle? I'd love a glass of that please. "

Coming right up, it’s a big glass

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’ll have a Bramble please, if you don’t mind making a wee cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im on the malbec .. hic

Oh I don’t drink Malbec in the summer, fancy another glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider please.

No ice though!

I’m not (a) a Londoner, (b) a girl or (c) a tourist.

Thx! "

Pint of cider coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a Bramble please, if you don’t mind making a wee cocktail?

Of course I don’t, never tried that one and I like gin, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mandarine Napoleon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and cola please, make it a double

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous I'm on thè bubbly tonight

Happy Friday x

Oh great, fancy anything from my bar ?

Just you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mandarine Napoleon please

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I just sit at the bar? I’m not drinking at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having a chianti

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD and cola please, make it a double

Mrs x"

Hehe you had to change the word! I noticed!

A double coming up

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Evening, I'll have a Malbec please boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD and cola please, make it a double

Mrs x

Hehe you had to change the word! I noticed!

A double coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous I'm on thè bubbly tonight

Happy Friday x

Oh great, fancy anything from my bar ?

Just you

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I just sit at the bar? I’m not drinking at the moment "

Fancy a cuppa or soft drink? No worries if you’d rather people watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on the malbec .. hic

Oh I don’t drink Malbec in the summer, fancy another glass?

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just trying a new cider, berries and cherries flavour x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Oooo very nice, enjoy

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soco lime and lemonade, if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening, I'll have a Malbec please boss

Large glass of Malbec here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Sorry but seeing that word chianti always makes me think of Hannibal lecters shiver

A glass of prosecco and a little amaretto over ice for me yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im on the malbec .. hic

Oh I don’t drink Malbec in the summer, fancy another glass?

Always

Good lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just trying a new cider, berries and cherries flavour x "

Oh lovely, I don’t like cider anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar Martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

TB"

Hey where was my invite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soco lime and lemonade, if I may"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Sorry but seeing that word chianti always makes me think of Hannibal lecters shiver

A glass of prosecco and a little amaretto over ice for me yum

Kx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar Martini please

Why of course

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Hello.. previously been a bit shy about commenting on the forums, but now I’ve stepped into the fray! I think a bloody good GnT is on the cards, with plenty of ice, lemon and lime please, bartender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to join me for a cheeky drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello.. previously been a bit shy about commenting on the forums, but now I’ve stepped into the fray! I think a bloody good GnT is on the cards, with plenty of ice, lemon and lime please, bartender

Welcome to the forums and my bar, I’m a little flirty

so here’s your drinks, with eye lash fluttering and hair twirling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Sorry but seeing that word chianti always makes me think of Hannibal lecters shiver

A glass of prosecco and a little amaretto over ice for me yum

Kx"

Haha yeah me too I couldn’t spell the sound he makes lol

Ooo prosecco and amaretto sounds lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to join me for a cheeky drink "

Well everybody here is enjoying there’s, fancy a drink, sadly Liverpool is too far for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you start it’s hard to stop

... the forums I mean

... although the same could be said for a good gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Sorry but seeing that word chianti always makes me think of Hannibal lecters shiver

A glass of prosecco and a little amaretto over ice for me yum

Oh it is, it really is *licks lips*

... it’s something like f-f-f-f-s-s-s isn’t it??

Haha yeah me too I couldn’t spell the sound he makes lol

Ooo prosecco and amaretto sounds lush "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I just sit at the bar? I’m not drinking at the moment

Fancy a cuppa or soft drink? No worries if you’d rather people watch

Ooh a cuppa would be lovely! Two sugars please

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Welcome to the forums and my bar, I’m a little flirty

so here’s your drinks, with eye lash fluttering and hair twirling

Merci, pretty lady- your pics got my heart fluttering! Definitely need that GnT now

Daisy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having a chianti

Sorry but seeing that word chianti always makes me think of Hannibal lecters shiver

A glass of prosecco and a little amaretto over ice for me yum

Oh it is, it really is *licks lips*

... it’s something like f-f-f-f-s-s-s isn’t it??

Haha yeah me too I couldn’t spell the sound he makes lol

Ooo prosecco and amaretto sounds lush

I broke the quote brackets then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

Fucksake you definitely need a large Malbec, here you are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Piña colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the fun house!

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

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sounds like the perfect excuse to order a pizza to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx"

Coming up but you need foood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I just sit at the bar? I’m not drinking at the moment

Fancy a cuppa or soft drink? No worries if you’d rather people watch

Ooh a cuppa would be lovely! Two sugars please

Hang on wait for kettle to boil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

I fancy you

but here’s your pina colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx"

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx"

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

Hey where was my invite?

The night is still young, and there's still 2 bottles left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

Ohhhh I wanna see xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

Hey where was my invite?

The night is still young, and there's still 2 bottles left

I’ve drank a bottle myself, unable to drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

Ohhhh I wanna see xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a long day, can I just get a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

And getting caught in the rain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been a long day, can I just get a coffee please"

Coming up, milk, sugar?

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By *andEmCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Would love a JD n right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would love a JD n right now "

JD and cola coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent single malt whisky no ice

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Evening, I'll have a Malbec please boss

Large glass of Malbec here

Thank you very much landlady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

Ohhhh I wanna see xx

Show me please miss SB xx

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

Hey where was my invite?

The night is still young, and there's still 2 bottles left

I’ve drank a bottle myself, unable to drive

Do you want us to come and get you as I haven’t

SSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

I fancy you

but here’s your pina colada

Oooooft. You’re too kind!

You’re a right sort, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

And getting caught in the rain..."

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By *andEmCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Thanks not sure where the disappeared to in my request lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decent single malt whisky no ice "

Aye course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening, I'll have a Malbec please boss

Large glass of Malbec here

Thank you very much landlady x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

Ohhhh I wanna see xx

Show me please miss SB xx"

I’ll see if I can take a pic and pm you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Child free for us so I cracked open the red wine about 5pm

Hey where was my invite?

The night is still young, and there's still 2 bottles left

I’ve drank a bottle myself, unable to drive

Do you want us to come and get you as I haven’t

SSS"

I’m on bottle 2 now and you are a hour away from me at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach I'm feeling a little light headed as only had a slice of pizza all day oops xx

Coming up but you need foood

Foods for whimps xx

Yes but often if I don’t eat I get hangry, pouty and bratty so food is needed

I like being bratty xx

I have 2 lovely bite marks as a result of my bratiness today but it’s all good

Ohhhh I wanna see xx

Show me please miss SB xx

I’ll see if I can take a pic and pm you xx"

Ohhhh thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

I fancy you

but here’s your pina colada

Oooooft. You’re too kind!

You’re a right sort, you.

What’d you mean I’m

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks not sure where the disappeared to in my request lol "

It’s a banned word!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh, can I have the same please?

Maybe a Caol Ila?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, can I have the same please?

Maybe a Caol Ila? "

Is it a posh whisky?

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By *andEmCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"Thanks not sure where the disappeared to in my request lol

It’s a banned word!

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oh really lol ok cola it is then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks not sure where the disappeared to in my request lol

It’s a banned word!

oh really lol ok cola it is then lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Piña colada

I fancy you

but here’s your pina colada

Oooooft. You’re too kind!

You’re a right sort, you.

What’d you mean I’m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my fave ale house. Nursing a bruised ego (my fab fwb binned me yesterday). I'm drinking many pints of Guinness. At least Arthur loves me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my fave ale house. Nursing a bruised ego (my fab fwb binned me yesterday). I'm drinking many pints of Guinness. At least Arthur loves me."

Well you know others are available and all that

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Captain Morgan please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan please x"

Double? Coming up

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By *r UsernameMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in cornwall

I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh can I have an ice cold Pinot Grigo Blush please.... large.... with a side portion of you bar tender!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?"

Why of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh can I have an ice cold Pinot Grigo Blush please.... large.... with a side portion of you bar tender!!

Large drink coming up and you can have more than a side portion of me

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By *r UsernameMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in cornwall

Many thanks barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many thanks barkeep

Reply + quote makes it easier, however you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

sounds like the perfect excuse to order a pizza to me

I wish.. rest of the family have pizza. I'm meant to be losing weight and healthy eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

sounds like the perfect excuse to order a pizza to me

I wish.. rest of the family have pizza. I'm meant to be losing weight and healthy eating

80/20 works well

however youve got this, don’t beat yourself up after a bad meal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?"

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

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By *r UsernameMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in cornwall

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!"

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings"

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

sounds like the perfect excuse to order a pizza to me

I wish.. rest of the family have pizza. I'm meant to be losing weight and healthy eating

80/20 works well

however youve got this, don’t beat yourself up after a bad meal x"

Yeah... that's why I'm drinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make it a large malbec thanks...I have frozen salmon and sweet potato for dinner... thought I had some salad but found some rotting leaves and a squishy tomato so I'm pissed off!

sounds like the perfect excuse to order a pizza to me

I wish.. rest of the family have pizza. I'm meant to be losing weight and healthy eating

80/20 works well

however youve got this, don’t beat yourself up after a bad meal x

Yeah... that's why I'm drinking!

Yay

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By *r UsernameMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in cornwall

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

You my fairest of maidens, put your feet up and await my most honourable services. I bend the knee to you my lady

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Vodka, vodka, vodka!

Call me in a bit when my phone has charged?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

You my fairest of maidens, put your feet up and await my most honourable services. I bend the knee to you my lady"

Too much, just get me a drink and I’m grand

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over a year ago

"Vodka, vodka, vodka!

Call me in a bit when my phone has charged?

Took your time! Vodka coming up, call me when your phone is charged xx

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By *r UsernameMan
over a year ago

Somewhere in cornwall

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

You my fairest of maidens, put your feet up and await my most honourable services. I bend the knee to you my lady

Too much, just get me a drink and I’m grand

Haha consider it done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a jamesons whisky if there's one going?

Good Sir, I believe you require a Midleton Very Rare, the bottle's on me!

I am humbled by your great offering and accept on the condition that use tankards like Vikings

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

You my fairest of maidens, put your feet up and await my most honourable services. I bend the knee to you my lady

Too much, just get me a drink and I’m grand

Haha consider it done!"

Perfect, you’re welcome another time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarita on the rocks please OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Margarita on the rocks please OP"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

I apologise, fair maiden (while pouring her a triple midleton with ice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a dehorning drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey hold on what about me, I’m running about serving all you here, surely I deserve to be included here

I apologise, fair maiden (while pouring her a triple midleton with ice)

No worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a dehorning drink

No I’m afraid there isnt, can recommend a cold shower and limited fab time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dehorning drink

No I’m afraid there isnt, can recommend a cold shower and limited fab time?

"
It's not just fab keeping me horny though, it's 25 degrees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a dehorning drink

No I’m afraid there isnt, can recommend a cold shower and limited fab time?

It's not just fab keeping me horny though, it's 25 degrees

Well then lucky you! Cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been a long day, can I just get a coffee please

Coming up, milk, sugar? "
milk and two, please, unless you have any caramel syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the rose, starting my weekend as I start to go on, hunting Irish hotties tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the rose, starting my weekend as I start to go on, hunting Irish hotties tomorrow

Coming up

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

A glass of red please and whatever your having yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple cider for me

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good chat

Plans to be made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of red please and whatever your having yourself"

Why thanks and your drink is here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of red please and whatever your having yourself"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apple cider for me"

Pint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good chat

Plans to be made

Indeed xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Just water for me thanks. I need a clear head.

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By *oney1999Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Red wine please.

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