FabSwingers.com forum: Zebra Crossing, car didn't stop

By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

So you're outside a busy supermarket that you visit often and about the cross the road at a zebra crossing, but a car drives straight over it. You look in the window and see a complete mong who wasn't paying attention and had no idea you were there.

How do you react / what do you do?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout wanker and be over it in around 3 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to react? He/she won't care, they're 200yards up the road by the time you've reacted.

What would you do? There's nothing you can do apart from say to oneself 'what a knobjockey'

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd wave my fist furiously and mutter obscenities under my breath.

What else can you do?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Shout wanker and be over it in around 3 seconds "

I don't think they'll learn their lesson just from that

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'd wave my fist furiously and mutter obscenities under my breath.

What else can you do? "

Pop home, pick of a chainsaw and wait patiently for them to return to their car after doing their shopping?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

run after them and throw a dolly through their window like a wild fucking conor mcgreggor.

nah I would just walk across after they had gone and do/say nothing. If they hit me I would go after them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had something similar happen to me recently. Not only failed to notice poor little old me about to cross the road but failed to notice the cop car behind. Oh how I laughed when they were pulled over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chase them down the road, get alongside them and offer em a fight stating ' I'm Ronnie Pickering'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chase them down the road, get alongside them and offer em a fight stating ' I'm Ronnie Pickering'"

This is brilliant

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

My man

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

After the initial shock, look on the bright side - he/she missed you.

Mind you, I uttered some obscenities this morning.

Walking up to a crossroads, where quite a lot of parents and children cross to school, I was within 6 inches of being clattered by an adult whizzing round the corner on the pavement on a scooter.

Kids on wheels on the pavement is fine. Adults? I gave him some abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chase them down the road, get alongside them and offer em a fight stating ' I'm Ronnie Pickering'"

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"After the initial shock, look on the bright side - he/she missed you.

Mind you, I uttered some obscenities this morning.

Walking up to a crossroads, where quite a lot of parents and children cross to school, I was within 6 inches of being clattered by an adult whizzing round the corner on the pavement on a scooter.

Kids on wheels on the pavement is fine. Adults? I gave him some abuse."

My hand may have hit their window...

The scooter thing is terrible, when they or cyclists get too close i want to kick their wheel out

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over a year ago

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"After the initial shock, look on the bright side - he/she missed you.

Mind you, I uttered some obscenities this morning.

Walking up to a crossroads, where quite a lot of parents and children cross to school, I was within 6 inches of being clattered by an adult whizzing round the corner on the pavement on a scooter.

Kids on wheels on the pavement is fine. Adults? I gave him some abuse.

My hand may have hit their window...

The scooter thing is terrible, when they or cyclists get too close i want to kick their wheel out"
Its as bad when cars get to close to us cyclists , they should stay out of the bike lane instead of knocking us of

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"After the initial shock, look on the bright side - he/she missed you.

Mind you, I uttered some obscenities this morning.

Walking up to a crossroads, where quite a lot of parents and children cross to school, I was within 6 inches of being clattered by an adult whizzing round the corner on the pavement on a scooter.

Kids on wheels on the pavement is fine. Adults? I gave him some abuse.

My hand may have hit their window...

The scooter thing is terrible, when they or cyclists get too close i want to kick their wheel out Its as bad when cars get to close to us cyclists , they should stay out of the bike lane instead of knocking us of

Definitely, there should be a lot more measures to encourage cycling and make it safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give them a death stare and just wait till it's clear. It happens too often to get wound up anymore.

Shite drivers round here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you're outside a busy supermarket that you visit often and about the cross the road at a zebra crossing, but a car drives straight over it. You look in the window and see a complete mong who wasn't paying attention and had no idea you were there.

How do you react / what do you do? "

No point in any reaction!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There a crossing near work.

It's so bad that we get our phone out and photograph their number plates and dob em in.

We get loads just waving at us

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I give them a death stare and just wait till it's clear. It happens too often to get wound up anymore.

Shite drivers round here."

It does concern me though as I'm a fully grown adult, albeit not the tallest, and it's a place where parents bring kids. So if they can't notice me then they won't see a kid either...

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

We get loads just waving at us"

What ass wipes

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens all the time at the supermarket i go to. I try not to let it rile me. I always wait to make sure they stop, just in case, as it happens so often.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"It happens all the time at the supermarket i go to. I try not to let it rile me. I always wait to make sure they stop, just in case, as it happens so often. "

I've noticed it's rarely people being belligerent, but just stupid people with that far away look in their eyes

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Shrug, thank my luck they hadn't knocked me over and then cross when its safe to do so. I never rely on a crossing, even a traffic light controlled one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It happens all the time at the supermarket i go to. I try not to let it rile me. I always wait to make sure they stop, just in case, as it happens so often.

I've noticed it's rarely people being belligerent, but just stupid people with that far away look in their eyes"

Yes and there are two bloody belisha beacons on ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It happens all the time at the supermarket i go to. I try not to let it rile me. I always wait to make sure they stop, just in case, as it happens so often.

I've noticed it's rarely people being belligerent, but just stupid people with that far away look in their eyes"

That's my take on it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give them a death stare and just wait till it's clear. It happens too often to get wound up anymore.

Shite drivers round here.

It does concern me though as I'm a fully grown adult, albeit not the tallest, and it's a place where parents bring kids. So if they can't notice me then they won't see a kid either... "

Lights were on red so a bus had stopped. Kid crossing. Lorry thought the bus was stopped to pick up passengers and overtook him. Killed the kid.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I give them a death stare and just wait till it's clear. It happens too often to get wound up anymore.

Shite drivers round here.

It does concern me though as I'm a fully grown adult, albeit not the tallest, and it's a place where parents bring kids. So if they can't notice me then they won't see a kid either...

Lights were on red so a bus had stopped. Kid crossing. Lorry thought the bus was stopped to pick up passengers and overtook him. Killed the kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter if I'm at a zebra crossing or a red light, i dont walk over unless the car is coming to a stop, or has stopped completely.

A lot of drivers dont pay attention so I'm not surprised when they drive straight past without even noticing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you react / what do you do? "

If he/she is coming in to park, get their reg. And ask security to have a word.

Not sure if the cops would b interested but you could ask the security to pass onto police if recorded and can make out reg number, Esp a near miss like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a crossing near work.

It's so bad that we get our phone out and photograph their number plates and dob em in.

We get loads just waving at us"

Yes this is what I would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I wait for the crossing to be safe to cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread about it

Shout stamp your foot get angry and increase your blood pressure?

Accept that others are fallible too....even drivers...shrug your shoulders and get on with life?

The choices are your OP. Which one causes the least stress or bad feeling in your life?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Start a thread about it

Shout stamp your foot get angry and increase your blood pressure?

Accept that others are fallible too....even drivers...shrug your shoulders and get on with life?

The choices are your OP. Which one causes the least stress or bad feeling in your life?"

To be honest, punching their car window made me feel pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chase them down the road, get alongside them and offer em a fight stating ' I'm Ronnie Pickering'"

No that only works with cyclists

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was using a zebra crossing with our daughter when she was about 8. She was walking ahead of me but we were both on the crossing. Something made me reach out and pull her back. I'm glad I did because a car drove at speed over the crossing where she would have been standing.

in that case I would not have been responsible for my actions had she hit our daughter.

If they drive over while I'm standing waiting to cross I just swear ineffectively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

My man

How would you find out where they live?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d revisit my use of the word “mong”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

My man

How would you find out where they live?"

Police person abusing his power probably. Or has a mate who's a police person.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'd shout abuse at her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd shout abuse at her. "

That's a "light blue touch paper and stand well back" sort of a comment

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"Chase them down the road, get alongside them and offer em a fight stating ' I'm Ronnie Pickering'"

Just spat my drink out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

Read the Highway Code. You should stop at a zebra crossing but you don't have to by law.

As a pedestrian it is your duty to stand by the side of the road and wait for the traffic to stop!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

How do you react / what do you do? "

Keep out the way and wate for karrmar to step in

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

How do you react / what do you do? "

You could always phone your partner and say ffs you twat look where you're going next time !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How do you react / what do you do? "

I go - Phew thank God I have the sense to NOT cross until the car has stopped.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

How do you react / what do you do? "

What a car not stopping at a zebra crossing, well I never.

Get the reg and report it to the police, get a picture of the vehicle if you can.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hope they hit an empty shopping trolley without injury but car damage.

Consider reporting to the police as they may make a habit of it and someone else might not be so fortunate

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"It happens all the time at the supermarket i go to. I try not to let it rile me. I always wait to make sure they stop, just in case, as it happens so often.

I've noticed it's rarely people being belligerent, but just stupid people with that far away look in their eyes"

Maybe it was a big bill at the checkout that gave them the far away look

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I go - Phew thank God I have the sense to NOT cross until the car has stopped. "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never assume cars are going to stop until they do (even on pedestrian crossings with lights). I'd advise all to do the same - you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

Even when on the crossing you should keep your wits about you - look at any approaching cars and decide if they are slowing down or not!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll my eyes and carry on with my day.

You need to be aware and be responsible for yourself when using zebra crossings as we all know cars dont always stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you react / what do you do? "
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Unfortunately the vast vast majority of accidents occur from drivers just driving in a daze, we call them accidents and give them a slap on the wrist to carry on driving in the life long oblivion they've become institutionalised in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a five year sentence for driving like an air head would result in a lot less air headed "accidents"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

My man

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take the sensible approach. I’d take their number plate find out where they live and keep ordering takeaways to their house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could buy a car identical to theirs, copy their number plate and speed back n forth through a speed camera 4 times, so they get enough points to be banned for a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

I was scrolling to see if anyone had said this. I’d always understood it to be that the vehicle must stop if you’re already on it, not if you’re about to or waiting to. Nods.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

I was scrolling to see if anyone had said this. I’d always understood it to be that the vehicle must stop if you’re already on it, not if you’re about to or waiting to. Nods."

Of course if they aren't aware you exist then they have no idea whether you were already crossing or not

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"You could buy a car identical to theirs, copy their number plate and speed back n forth through a speed camera 4 times, so they get enough points to be banned for a year"

I like it

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Technically if you haven’t a foot on the crossing you don’t have to stop, we live in a town famous for a sit com, we get a lot of visitors, which a lot stand and admire things while stood on the edge of a zebra crossings.

However if they ran over you and you wasn’t on the crossing, that is another story.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Technically if you haven’t a foot on the crossing you don’t have to stop, we live in a town famous for a sit com, we get a lot of visitors, which a lot stand and admire things while stood on the edge of a zebra crossings.

However if they ran over you and you wasn’t on the crossing, that is another story."

Apologies, the car doesn’t have to stop.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

Even when on the crossing you should keep your wits about you - look at any approaching cars and decide if they are slowing down or not!

Yep. That's how I prevented a car knocking our daughter over.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always wait until any vehicle comes to a complete standstill before I cross, whether they're slowing down or not, who's to say that they haven't got defective brakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was run over when i was 18.

Completely my fault except if the fella hadn’t have been charting to his wife he would have noticed me and breaked in time.

The worst thing (as luckily it wasn’t a life threanting injury) was the bloody bottleneckers having a good gawp!!

I had a right ticking off by a policeman at the Hospital too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think reporting the number plate. Not sure they’d follow it up though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

I was scrolling to see if anyone had said this. I’d always understood it to be that the vehicle must stop if you’re already on it, not if you’re about to or waiting to. Nods.

Of course if they aren't aware you exist then they have no idea whether you were already crossing or not "

That’s absolutely true. *splat*

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Had this very argument with a pedestrian not last month, he was walking towards the zebra to my left going in the same direction, made no indication (glance etc) he was going to cross & just stepped straight onto the crossing. I stopped but gave him the shaky fist.He came over.

"You have to stop its the law"

"It isn't, but let's just say it is, what happens if I don't?"

"You'd get done obviously"

"That's ok, I'll tell my kids no toys for a while cos of the fine I'll get, but where would I send the flowers? There's only going to be one loser & its never going to be a car driver fella".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand at the crossing and wait until I make eye contact with the driver of the stopping vehicle. I'm too little to bounce off a car, I'd break rather too easily to do anything else.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Had this very argument with a pedestrian not last month, he was walking towards the zebra to my left going in the same direction, made no indication (glance etc) he was going to cross & just stepped straight onto the crossing. I stopped but gave him the shaky fist.He came over.

"You have to stop its the law"

"It isn't, but let's just say it is, what happens if I don't?"

"You'd get done obviously"

"That's ok, I'll tell my kids no toys for a while cos of the fine I'll get, but where would I send the flowers? There's only going to be one loser & its never going to be a car driver fella".

Although the difference here is that you actually saw him in the first place. In a supermarket carpark, the cars are going somewhere between 5-15 mph so i fancy my chances to get out the way, I'm more concerned about the frequency i see this happen and what'll happen when it's a child crossing rather than myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you react / what do you do? "

Same as I'd react anytime crossing the road,zebra crossing or not.....not even think about crossing till,traffic stopped or road clear of traffic,quite simple

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Zebra crossings. Give traffic plenty of time to see you and to stop before you start to cross. Vehicles will need more time when the road is slippery. Wait until traffic has stopped from both directions or the road is clear before crossing. Remember that traffic does not have to stop until someone has moved onto the crossing. Keep looking both ways, and listening, in case a driver or rider has not seen you and attempts to overtake a vehicle that has stopped.

Taken from the highway code.. pedestrians rule 19..

There are lots of folk doing stupid things on the roads , drivers cyclists pedestrians

everyone should and needs to be aware of their surroundings .. better safe than sorry.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Never react in this day and age.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I take their Reg No and report it to the Police. A lot of crossings have CCTV on them or close by so Police can review events.

Feedback on two occasions advised me drivers were traced and "advised" about their driving standards!

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"It doesn't matter if I'm at a zebra crossing or a red light, i dont walk over unless the car is coming to a stop, or has stopped completely.

A lot of drivers dont pay attention so I'm not surprised when they drive straight past without even noticing me"
Look left look right no matter what the lights show new mini roundabout up the road from me 70% of drivers going straight on dont even glance to the right this weather with the windows open they hear the shout of wanker !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this driver of car been found

And DELETED yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this driver of car been found

And DELETED yet? "

Is deleting "mongs" now an acceptable practice. Sounds rather like Brave New World

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Has this driver of car been found

And DELETED yet? "

No but someone *cough* did a superman punch on their window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you react / what do you do? "

I'd say you probably deserve to get knocked down if you're using words like mong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually yell 'son of bitch' and try to shit on their hood

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I usually yell 'son of bitch' and try to shit on their hood "

Maybe i should start carrying a bag of shit when i go to the supermarket, borat style. I can just dump it in the bin if i manage to get to the front door without encountering any mongs who can't drive properly.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

you may have the right of way, but it's a no contest against a 2 tonne piece of metal!

You only have the right of way if you are already on the crossing

Even when on the crossing you should keep your wits about you - look at any approaching cars and decide if they are slowing down or not!

Yup, you have to make eye contact in my book, I would never take it as read if I were crossing, I often see pedestrians hurling themselves onto zebra crossings without checking if the driver has even seen them or not, and it's foolish IMO.

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over a year ago

"I usually yell 'son of bitch' and try to shit on their hood

This is what I do since I am 12 in order to deal with that sort of behaviour

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over a year ago

Deadpool teabag them through the window (don't try this at home)

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