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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

She's caught her first mouse and brought it to her Mum.............

...and then let it go in my bedroom!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy cat problems

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"She's caught her first mouse and brought it to her Mum.............

...and then let it go in my bedroom!!!

"

Shame it wasn't a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the ladder on your stockings then otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouse love pussy.. careful OP

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pussy cat problems "

My pussy is out of control!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Mouse love pussy.. careful OP "

I'm keeping me Bridget Jones on at all times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mouse love pussy.. careful OP

I'm keeping me Bridget Jones on at all times!"

Mouses are known to hack into Bridget Jones

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"She's caught her first mouse and brought it to her Mum.............

...and then let it go in my bedroom!!!

Shame it wasn't a rabbit "

My tom cat used to crunch up babye rabbits and leave just their little cotton tails and some bowels on the doorstep! I swore I was going to make dangly earrings out of them....the little cotton tails, not the bowels.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Mouse love pussy.. careful OP

I'm keeping me Bridget Jones on at all times!

Mouses are known to hack into Bridget Jones "

Haha.....cycling shorts?? Too hot for jods.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Get rid of the ladder on your stockings then otherwise "

Yes, no fishnets to be worn....

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

An excited pussy

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"An excited pussy "

She ran away when I moved the furniture so she could catch it!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"An excited pussy

She ran away when I moved the furniture so she could catch it! "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy cat problems

My pussy is out of control!! "

Takes this completely out of context

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pussy cat problems

My pussy is out of control!!

Takes this completely out of context "

How is that possible....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's making a little family for you. It will be a frog next.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"She's making a little family for you. It will be a frog next. "

Oh god she's chasing it around the spare room squeaking now!! I wasn't quick enough or I'd catch it with a tupperware pot! It's gone under the bed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy cat problems

My pussy is out of control!!

Takes this completely out of context

How is that possible.... "

Read profile, fabbed some pics and ignored first message, easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's making a little family for you. It will be a frog next.

Oh god she's chasing it around the spare room squeaking now!! I wasn't quick enough or I'd catch it with a tupperware pot! It's gone under the bed now."

It will be in your bed tonight if you don't catch it

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"She's making a little family for you. It will be a frog next.

Oh god she's chasing it around the spare room squeaking now!! I wasn't quick enough or I'd catch it with a tupperware pot! It's gone under the bed now.

It will be in your bed tonight if you don't catch it "

Hopefully she will, she seems to be on the case again and it's not in my room anymore lol! Bloody cats, the number of mice I've caught and released back outside over my lifetime lol!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pussy cat problems

My pussy is out of control!!

Takes this completely out of context

How is that possible....

Read profile, fabbed some pics and ignored first message, easy! "

So you did, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we had little reprobates (cats) they used to bring in allsorts of wildlife, the mice, Coles, shrews and frogs we're always alive, the birds more often than not, rats we're always dead! Birds and frogs I would handle, but rodents alive ones anyway I'd suck up the Hoover and empty the cylinder over the hedge releasing them safely

I'm a bit of a pansy, hubby would Tupperware them and release them.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"When we had little reprobates (cats) they used to bring in allsorts of wildlife, the mice, Coles, shrews and frogs we're always alive, the birds more often than not, rats we're always dead! Birds and frogs I would handle, but rodents alive ones anyway I'd suck up the Hoover and empty the cylinder over the hedge releasing them safely

I'm a bit of a pansy, hubby would Tupperware them and release them."

Actually the hoover is a very good idea to get at a mouse hiding down the back of the furniture lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad pussy

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well, I got on with the hoovering and that meant the cat hid under the bed, when Hoppity (that was her name) came out a hop-skipping and a-jumping, back across the landing to run round and round my room again while I screamed for my (non-responsive) pussy to come get her!!

Luckily, Hoppity, the little shrew, was as short sighted as she was stupid and was finally caught in an upturned singapore noodle pot! She has been safely dispatched into a hedge down the lane 300yds away!!

That's an hour or my life I'll never get back!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy "

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat! "

What car?!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?! "

Cougar maybe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe?? "

What cat?!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?! "

Cougar maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?!

Cougar maybe! "

Cougar pussy?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?!

Cougar maybe! "

See what I did there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?!

Cougar maybe!

See what I did there..... "

No actually, can you explain?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?!

Cougar maybe!

Cougar pussy? "

Norwegian forest cat......

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bad pussy

Very bad pussy! Clever, clever Frisky who can still move like a cat!

What car?!

Cougar maybe??

What cat?!

Cougar maybe!

See what I did there.....

No actually, can you explain? "

Actually I don't wanna be a Ford Cougar, it's a naff car, I'll be a Jaguar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I got on with the hoovering and that meant the cat hid under the bed, when Hoppity (that was her name) came out a hop-skipping and a-jumping, back across the landing to run round and round my room again while I screamed for my (non-responsive) pussy to come get her!!

Luckily, Hoppity, the little shrew, was as short sighted as she was stupid and was finally caught in an upturned singapore noodle pot! She has been safely dispatched into a hedge down the lane 300yds away!!

That's an hour or my life I'll never get back!! "

She'll be back.

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