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The person above you took you to bed last night, then suddenly ran off screaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But why?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"But why?"

My cock was bigger

XX

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"But why?

My cock was bigger

XX

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Her dress looked better on me

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

.

My bum was better

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"But why?

My cock was bigger

XX

Her dress looked better on me "

He really wasn’t impressed that he’d shagged a northerner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I squirted deep heat gel on as lube instead of KY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I squirted deep heat gel on as lube instead of KY."

He still had his sock on...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs."

Wasn't aware I had a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis"

She left the straigthners on

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis"

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a portal to unknowable cosmic horrors under my pillow, I told them best not look, but they didn't listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Marco mask fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Marco mask fell off "

Her Marco mask fell off

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

He saw my 12" strapon and a jar of vasaline on the bedside table

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

He forgot he left his 12 inch deep crust in the oven

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Got the inflatable dildo out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She seen my false teeth in the glass next to my bed!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"But why?"

We were in a club and (like everyone else), they didn’t want to take my cherry

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!) "

Can never have too much lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie "

Was wearing all his lingerie at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I outstayed him in a mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He rimmed me and found my piles

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I got my strap on out, unannounced....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie "

Couldn’t agree more my lovely! An expensive hobby though!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie

Couldn’t agree more my lovely! An expensive hobby though! "

Try having to buy two different wardrobes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You saw the gaffer tape and chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She realised that she’d left her huge dildo downstairs on the kitchen table and her mum was due back with the vicar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She realised that she’d left her huge dildo downstairs on the kitchen table and her mum was due back with the vicar. "

Discovered I'm not really female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were wearing the same lingerie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were wearing the same lingerie!"

My roommate and his family came home for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to put my makeup back on

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"I forgot to put my makeup back on "

Same situation

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry burps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole her underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to put my makeup back on

Same situation "

You do mine and I'll do yours

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"I forgot to put my makeup back on

Same situation

You do mine and I'll do yours "

Done! How's your contouring skills?

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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Seen all our torture stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen all our torture stuff "

They seen mine

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My new mouse frightened them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she tripped over all the ropes....XD

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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Seen all our torture stuff

They seen mine "

Love to hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I insisted on playing the whole Status Quo back catalogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because recreating the bathroom door scene from the shining isn't concidered as foreplay

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