FabSwingers.com forum: The Spoiler thread..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Bruce Willis is dead ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ship sinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He’s Luke Skywalker’s Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The titanic sinks at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They saved Private Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They saved the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus isn’t really dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mufasa gets done over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

James Bond wins in the end, and shags that attractive bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shaved private Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lukes not there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Tyler Durden does not exist!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They shaved private Ryan"

They shaved Ryan's privates...

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Spiderman dies and he's only 15!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It was Keyser Soze

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They bust the dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy gets freed!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

There's no island and no dinosaurs , well apart from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody gets out of here alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dorothy was dreaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocky wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was on Earth the whole time.

(Guess the movie

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Nobody knows what you did last summer!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was on Earth the whole time.

(Guess the movie

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I won’t spoil your spoiler, but I’m guessing Charlton Heston was in it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody knows what you did last summer!!!"

I do. I've still got the tapes as evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She marries the Prince.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Lawrence is robbed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free willy isn't a porn movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was on Earth the whole time.

(Guess the movie

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I won’t spoil your spoiler, but I’m guessing Charlton Heston was in it!?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Dick Tracy was a film about a policeMAN??!!??

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By *auce potsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

He sees dead people - which includes the main character!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The plucky underdog wins in the end, despite all the odds.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The butler did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, there's something I need to tell you about that Milli Vanilli album you love you much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Willis is a ghost. Titanic 2 is coming out ??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the box!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

There's no apocalypse in Apocalypse Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kristin Ewing, his sister-in-law and pregnant ex-mistress, shot him.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

They messed with his head when they had him locked up, and subliminally programmed him.

He fucked his daughter

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Darth is Luke's dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darth is Luke's dad"

Third post down #spoiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half of all life in the universe perishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The magnificent seven, only 2 survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill Bill, she kills him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potter defeats voldemort

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The shark dies. Eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The giant gorilla dies

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Predestination starring Ethan Hawk: He goes back in time, turns into a woman in the future and fucks himself thus producing himself again as a baby. Oh, and HE is the uni-bomber, the very one who he has been seeking to kill throughout so he in fact kills himself as well (Yes, it’s a real mind fuck of epic proportions but is pretty awesome!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all die, but the plans are transmitted

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Transformers: They travel millions of light years across the galaxy in order to find a pair of fucking spectacles (yes, I shit you not) before loads of shit starts blowing up and stuff. Oh, and Megan Fox bends over a car in a pair of tight shorts. Yeah....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

John Wick: They kill his dog. He kills them. The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another dog film spoiler ... little dog, big dog, dead dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was on Earth the whole time.

(Guess the movie

) "

God damn dirty ape!

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By *play2Man
over a year ago

leics

Wax on wax off - beats the other kids - the end - until the next film - does the same again

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Holly shoots Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beauty & The Beast (Disney Live Action Version): They all live happily ever after. Especially LeFou....as he is gay

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dracula Untold: The Story is told (very fucking badly as it happens)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girl has a dick.

(name the film

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Apocalypse Now: Charlie Sheen’s dad travels up river somewhere in Vietnam (possibly looking for his wayward son) and meets the Godfather sitting in a cave....whereupon he promptly cuts off his head. Oh and there’s a shit load of explosions and some Napalm sniffing. The end

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The girl has a dick.

(name the film

) "

Ah ha! - Boys Don’t Cry.....or is it the Crying Game?

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Dead pool dies. And then is brought back by a freakin time machine

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

The coach with all the gold in crashes just before the end, Michael Caine has a great idea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girl has a dick.

(name the film

)

Ah ha! - Boys Don’t Cry.....or is it the Crying Game? "

Second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys legs don’t work, meets a girl, she uses him whenever she feels like, he is in the right place at the right time, goes to Vietnam war, meets a dude with a funny lip, he dies, boy is now a man buys a boat and a big storm destroys all the other boats, man catches all the shirmp with a dude with no legs, becomes a very wealthy man, girl comes back, fucks him then fucks of again, he runs for a few years non stop, she seems him and writes to him (he’s been sitting on a bench not needing to get the bus for the entire 2 hour movie) he sees girl, meets his son, she lives with him and now she is terminally ill, she dies and he takes his son on...the end.

Geeky x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Star Wars: The Last Jedi: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....Luke dies. Fuck you Disney, fuck you Rian Johnson and fuck you Kathleen Kennedy!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Love Bug: As it turns out, Volks Wagon apparently pioneered driverless car technology way back in 1968 with a prototype called Herbie. Much, um, ‘hilarity’ ensues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transformers: They travel millions of light years across the galaxy in order to find a pair of fucking spectacles (yes, I shit you not) before loads of shit starts blowing up and stuff. Oh, and Megan Fox bends over a car in a pair of tight shorts. Yeah...."

In the second one she wears a very very very short skirt to distract......well pretty much everyone lol

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

He gets to the top of the layer cake after fucking over his Boss, has loads of money, is a VIP in an exclusive private club, gets the stunning girl, his life's finally looking great after some very dodgy situations - gunned down by her aggrieved ex-boyfriend.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

The butler did

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Rosebud is a sledge

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

They all killed him

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Indiana Jones makes no difference to the outcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They cut the scene before the spinning top falls so you’ll never know if it was a dream or not...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mamma Mia: Pierce Brosnan sings.....and he really shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It turns out he’s not a US Marshal after all but is a patient of the asylum himself ..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy: It was Colin Firth all along......and he gets a slug in the noggin for his troubles.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wonder Woman: Gal Gadot dresses in a skimpy outfit. I think there was a plot as well but can’t remember it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t a moon it was a space station

Vader is Luke’s Dad

Luke kisses his sister then gives sisters boyfriend look to say unlucky

Han is scared of saying I love you to the woman that saves his life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They drive off a cliff at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They eventually defeat a giant Marshmallow man

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

He is reborn as The Starchild

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ET goes home

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Four Weddings and a Funeral: Four people get married and one pops his clogs. Yep, the title of the film can hardly be accused of ambiguity.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Death Of The Incredible Hulk: The Hulk falls out of an aeroplane....and sure enough, dies.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Blair Witch Project: In truth I can’t relay if there was an actual witch or not in the end but there is a whole lot of screaming and running around and shit and some admirably vigorous shaking of the camera. There did also appear to be one dude stood pissing against a wall or something as well at the end before the camera is dropped on the floor.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"The Blair Witch Project: In truth I can’t relay if there was an actual witch or not in the end but there is a whole lot of screaming and running around and shit and some admirably vigorous shaking of the camera. There did also appear to be one dude stood pissing against a wall or something as well at the end before the camera is dropped on the floor. "

It was left to your own imagination. However, all four "died".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They weren’t lost they were dead

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