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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....what would you do with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil an egg?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man "
Make them a nice cuppa

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man "

Have a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea"

Tell him a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave his chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him to give me a bear hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a drink and get to know her.

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Take your red dress off.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story "

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) "

Arm wrestle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle "

Can we do it in 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile offer them a coffee....

And think pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5? "

Five minutes? Make her laugh.

In fact if I dropped my pwnts that would do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5? "

Have the hottest 5min quickie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Have the hottest 5min quickie "

I’m game!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Have the hottest 5min quickie

I’m game! "

69 race to see who cums first

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story "

Ooh!

*sits comfortably, best beloved*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick game of buckaroo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick game of buckaroo "

Talk rugby

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby "

Motorboating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot in 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lot in 5 minutes "

Spank me for 5mins

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby "

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf..."

Get him to prove this

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park

Lots of naughty things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf...

Get him to prove this "

Take a selfie with her Harry Potter pj.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Lots of naughty things! "

Not a lot in 5 mins

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park


"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins "
id give it a good go!!!

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By *x3anteexxCouple
over a year ago

NW Cheshire

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!!

"

Im not build for speed...

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park


"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!!

Im not build for speed..."
id carry you..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!!

Im not build for speed...id carry you..! "

Hello

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Talk about cycling, probably.

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By *ee funMan
over a year ago

boom

Cold beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold beer"
shots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beer shots!"

Sit on your face

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

No jäegermeister!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game "
mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a mess xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it"

Yep join in with the till me all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them do squats in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm let me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ironing

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a gym session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a gym session "

Tell a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck his chest hair.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Have a gym session

Tell a joke "

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a gym session

Tell a joke "
have a game of scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around"

Tell him there is only one will lookalike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

Tell him there is only one will lookalike. "

Hit the gym and have a good workout

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Make eggy bread

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

Tell him there is only one will lookalike. "

Ha! Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be getting any lookalike gigs anytime soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pint with me, flirt with Mrs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..."

Ooooh a steamy sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..."

Smashing, what you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure it's extra steamy

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make sure it's extra steamy

;)"

I'm sure it will be after the fun begins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady"

We would beg for another hour at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A splendid chuckle and fumble

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"A splendid chuckle and fumble "

Walk on the beach

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"A splendid chuckle and fumble

Walk on the beach "

Anything she asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nude beach

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"A nude beach "

Go ten pin bowling

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park


"A nude beach

Go ten pin bowling "
naked!

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford


"A nude beach

Go ten pin bowling naked! "

Ask to wash up naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them about the red lips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold shower after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask them about the red lips x"

Iron a shirt for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me? "

Have fun with bold brat while the other guy is ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me? "

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady"

I’ll get a tray and open a tab...

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By *auce potsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started "

Watch him play with his guitar.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started

Watch him play with his guitar..... "

Find out where the lady of the couple sourced that lovely red lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

I’ll get a tray and open a tab..."

in that case, better get a room too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........"

Boob time

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........

Boob time "

5 mins if whateve they wanted

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try on your stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings "

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! "

Have I turned you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you? "

I’m prone to bending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending! "

Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending! "

Yaaaas! Bend over then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending!

Yaaaas! Bend over then... "

Bend her over in her stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ll take a back rub. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a back rub. Thanks!"

Cover your body in pepper and sneeze all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sit UP's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do sit UP's"

Aww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do sit UP's

Aww."

He can wash my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lick him "

I would advise against it. Unless you want to cough up hairballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.not sure 5 mins would be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch him and Egomaniac get it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]

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By *hropmMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]"

Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet willy his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch him and Egomaniac get it on "

redrooster2000, time to take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]

Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos"

Steal his wine and get him to give me a back massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5?

I’d only need 3 at most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5?

I’d only need 3 at most "

DVP for 5

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By *ig Chris75Man
over a year ago

Sandbach

Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol"

Plot twist - that's the man in the jeans.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol"

Quick pint ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly a kite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wander with pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giggle and big chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A giggle and big chat."

Ask for another 10 minuets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A giggle and big chat.

Ask for another 10 minuets "

A minuet is a dance, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think 5 minutes would be long enough for what I'd like to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with his beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play with his beard."

I would send nukes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would bring my mate Corbyn to chat to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would bring my mate Corbyn to chat to him. "

He's too busy with JezFest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj."

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A giggle and big chat.

Ask for another 10 minuets

A minuet is a dance, I’m in "

See you soon then.

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Boil an egg

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Chat and a pint in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after. "

No! 5 minutes would be up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chat and a pint in the pub. "

Soon sort that out bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after.

No! 5 minutes would be up."

Next time then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint a butterfly on his bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play with his beard.

I would send nukes."

8000 of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint a butterfly on his bum"

Artistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at clouds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic. "

Skip the foreplay straight yo Bed

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic. "

Shave him....

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him...."

Massage

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By *urbo-boosterMan
over a year ago

cork

[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 23:28:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him...."

Cheaper than the barber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at clouds "

Make shapes out of them?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber "

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean "

Can’t clean a dirty mind

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By *hropmMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean "

Kiss them lovely red lips

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"

Kiss them lovely red lips "

Ask him where we can park for next months 80s concert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed chess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speed chess "

Connect 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speed chess

Connect 4."

Get directions to Dublin

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Speed chess

Connect 4.

Get directions to Dublin"

Eat cake and rub him down with a dry towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play kiss Chase in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play kiss Chase in the garden"

Snog and rub his hairy chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed round of naked twister

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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Eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss the Dutch concept of total football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff. Stuff would happen.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Stuff. Stuff would happen. "

Motorboating for 5 minutes straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old chat, some flirting and some domination

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dry hump. No time for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss her from head to toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint him red.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Make him a brew

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By *almtreesMan
over a year ago

chesterfield

Turn the air blue like the beautiful lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a beer

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Buy him a beer "

Allow to dominate me

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]"

Buy her a new frock

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]

Buy her a new frock "

Model said frock

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]

Buy her a new frock

Model said frock "

Look under said frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank!

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"Spank!"

Spank..!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Spank!

Spank..!"

Spank the wife, let both spank me

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

You definitely deserve a spanking

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