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I've never seen an elephant fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're walking the corridors at work, perhaps you're skiving, perhaps you're looking for chicken Katsu and chips, you bump into an acquaintance, they're higher up in the food chain than you...

"Hey, we're looking for someone to fill the gap left by Brenda in accounts, double your salary if I'm not mistaken?"

Do you kiss, fuck or avoid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get to eat lunch first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen pigs fly.

And, in fact, I've seen elephants fly in Disney World

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?"

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity "

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?"

You will get 15p per hour extra

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I saw a needle that winked it´s eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

You will get 15p per hour extra"

Is it a full time job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

You will get 15p per hour extra

Is it a full time job?"

Yes...

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

You really haven’t seen a flying elephant?

Boy, you just haven’t lived! Just wait till you do! Mind you, amazing as it is to see it, it still doesn’t beat licking a nice pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

You will get 15p per hour extra

Is it a full time job?

Yes... "

How attractive are they? A 35 hour contract at 15p extra is only £273 a year. Are they worth it?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"I've seen pigs fly."

I know, they use helicopters now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

You will get 15p per hour extra

Is it a full time job?

Yes...

How attractive are they? A 35 hour contract at 15p extra is only £273 a year. Are they worth it? "

They are a disgusting example of human perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to eat lunch first?

Yes, but be careful, a ill timed burp may cost you this valuable opportunity

Well I might avoid kissing. If I Fuck them will I get more pay?

You will get 15p per hour extra

Is it a full time job?

Yes...

How attractive are they? A 35 hour contract at 15p extra is only £273 a year. Are they worth it?

They are a disgusting example of human perfection "

Avoid then. I like flaws.

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