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I can't do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't whistle.

What can't you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on like this much longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have Rubidoux give me a slow & sloppy blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on like this much longer "

Aw no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have Rubidoux give me a slow & sloppy blow job "

I can't give you that no. The vomit in my mouth would be too distracting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on like this much longer "

Yeah you can

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"I can't whistle.

What can't you do? "

You just put your lips together, and blow..

As Lauren once said to Bogie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Rubidoux give me a slow & sloppy blow job

I can't give you that no. The vomit in my mouth would be too distracting. "

Can you not hold it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant squirt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't get into a pack of peel & reseal ham without stabbing it with a sharp knife several times

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Smile without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get into a pack of peel & reseal ham without stabbing it with a sharp knife several times "

Why do they stick them down so good??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get into a pack of peel & reseal ham without stabbing it with a sharp knife several times "

or breaking a bluddy nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to my day job on time

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can't whistle.

What can't you do? "

I can’t whistle either. It’s a special club!

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Some ladies on here could whistle running down the street naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ladies on here could whistle running down the street naked "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i cant squirt "

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i cant squirt

Me neither "

Go see BananaMan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i cant squirt

Me neither "

glad to see I'm not alone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ladies on here could whistle running down the street naked "

I near ch*ked laughing on my late lunch...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle with my fingers. That's an esoteric art to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing I can't do if I put practice into it, so in my head I can do everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing I can't do if I put practice into it, so in my head I can do everything."

Ooooohhhh is there a say it/prove it rule on fab? This could be fun

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Can’t roll my rrrrrr’s

However, I can whistle very loudly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing I can't do if I put practice into it, so in my head I can do everything."

Levitate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a message back

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I can’t do the crab anymore! Tried with my daughter last night! Realised I’m very, very old! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing I can't do if I put practice into it, so in my head I can do everything.

Ooooohhhh is there a say it/prove it rule on fab? This could be fun "

Pfff...only because I can do it doesn't mean I'll spend time practicing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't raise one eyebrow in a Roger Moore style....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 380 summersault of my roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't raise one eyebrow in a Roger Moore style.... "

Aw I've always wanted to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance to that music you’re playing ..

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By *ithASmileMan
over a year ago

southampton

I can’t lick my own elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't raise one eyebrow in a Roger Moore style....

Aw I've always wanted to do that"
my mum could do it and when she did it usually meant I was in trouble

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By *uffdiver6996Man
over a year ago

North Dorset


"I can't get into a pack of peel & reseal ham without stabbing it with a sharp knife several times "

Hahaa not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle.

What can't you do? "

Be arsed!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Do a poo without doing a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant....see me surviving my night shift tonight

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I can’t draw for shit. Even my matchstick men are bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop spending money

I'm not allowed a day off work ever again it's too dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't just have one Jaffa Cake once their open

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