FabSwingers.com forum: In need of a blow job

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any women near Welwyn Garden available to empty me please?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Op seriously?

US women are not gonna go for that

Maybe rethink your approach ans expectations of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Oooh quick ladies... I'll race ya?!

Oh bugger ive got to go to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I've just creamed my knickers. Off to find out where Welwyn garden city is immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to start walking now?

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Hahahahahaha. Your smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Calm down ladies . Don't want you getting hurt in the stampede . But OP in all seriousness dude , that isn't going to work . Try talking to some of the ladies and have a laugh and get to know them first

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down ladies . Don't want you getting hurt in the stampede . But OP in all seriousness dude , that isn't going to work . Try talking to some of the ladies and have a laugh and get to know them first then ask for a blowjob

Oh so that’s how to get a blowjob.. cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

That's a no from you then?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh so that’s how to get a blowjob.. cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hurtling down the A1 as we speak

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

That's a no from you then?

A no is an understatement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is comic gold. C'mon ladies his showing his funny side, his brazen so his got confidence ticked.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is comic gold. C'mon ladies his showing his funny side, his brazen so his got confidence ticked.

Just not his cock sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

You can’t ask for money, it’s against fab rules

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

You can’t ask for money, it’s against fab rules

Not for all the tea in China mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I need to wash my hair

. So I'll let one of the other ladies go for it instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is comic gold. C'mon ladies his showing his funny side, his brazen so his got confidence ticked.

Just not his cock sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

You can’t ask for money, it’s against fab rules

Not for all the tea in China mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would but I need to wash my hair

. So I'll let one of the other ladies go for it instead "

Will bring the purple shampoo that seems popular these days

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Im guessing by his lack of response some "lady" (could of been a man you never know) has given him the blow job he requested

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Help him out, you’re local!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Help him out, you’re local!"

As someone has pointed out

Not for all the tea in China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was a typo and he wants a lady to help him "empty me bins"

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Really

Ok ok some of the ladies have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn...I'm too far away...what a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Really

Ok ok some of the ladies have standards"

That’s more like it..Good Girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn...I'm too far away...what a shame"

You should consult with your local lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though."

I guess all ladies have gone to give him a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn...I'm too far away...what a shame

You should consult with your local lads

They don't have the same way with words like OP...so disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still waiting. Will just have to wait for the Mrs to get home I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting. Will just have to wait for the Mrs to get home I guess"

But you are here as a single guy? Does she know you are keeping her as last resort? Does she know you are on fab looking for blowjobs?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Any women near Cumbria available to empty me please?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Still waiting. Will just have to wait for the Mrs to get home I guess"

I'm surprised that you didn't have then queuing up. I did see a queue all the way back to Hatfield but that must of been for something else

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Any women near Cumbria available to empty me please?

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Or Northampton

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"
I'd maybe mention that on your profile then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Is that confidence... or stupidity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"

With respect to your status... maybe if you changed your approach?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She does all the searching and messaging on our couples profile. Joandnick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Is that confidence... or stupidity?

Only one way to find out I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Confidence?

Thats confidence is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Confidence?

Thats confidence is it? "

You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"

If you have a couples profile why are you using your single male profile to look for someone to join you for a threesome with your Mrs?

Surely it would be easier and have a greater chance of success if you used your couples profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Confidence?

Thats confidence is it?

You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you?

I could sweetie

But I dont need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She does all the searching and messaging on our couples profile. Joandnick"

Think you should leave it to her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Confidence?

Thats confidence is it?

You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you?

I could sweetie

But I dont need to"

Prove it

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe it's just coincidence, or possibly the OP has a psychic link with his Mrs. But it's strange how they both log on and log off at the same time considering his Mrs isn't with him and she controls the nice new couples profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty you? Just like a dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit blowey outside today

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

What not even and please or a thank you

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )"

Or even Harpenden

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )

Or even Harpenden

Even the women round here have a bit of class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox

No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards

Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )

Or even Harpenden

Even the women round here have a bit of class "

Blowjobs are banned in Luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women near Welwyn Garden available to empty me please?"

*takes notes on how to ask for a blow job*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women near Welwyn Garden available to empty me please?

*takes notes on how to ask for a blow job*"

You have woken up then at 1:09 pm today

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

Blow jobs are flying around today, catch one if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

Come on, you know you want to

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Any women near Welwyn Garden available to empty me please?"

God loves the eternal optimists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

Come on, you know you want to

Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

Come on, you know you want to

Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought

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hmm now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve got a garden leaf blower if that's any help OP, it sucks as well xxx

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

Come on, you know you want to

Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought

I’ll give you a tenner for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

The only thing flying around, are the requests for one

Come on, you know you want to

Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought

Ermmm i think you have got it wrong, he wants blowjob, should you say your mouth watering?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did we know the time to turn up? I can see this becoming a mess, with all the crossed wires.

I'm a bit concerned with his Carbon footprint, having huge volumes of travellers heading to Welwyn. At least there's nourishment

on offer.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol"

I'll take your word for that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol

I'll take your word for that.....

And £20 quid

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Did we know the time to turn up? I can see this becoming a mess, with all the crossed wires.

That's a good point. I pity the fourth person turning up and having to try and coax a flaccid and dishevelled penis into action

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol

I'll take your word for that.....

And £20 quid

Lmao

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

No mate, that'll be in 'Fab Guys'

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Empty you? Just like a dustbin. "

Hahahaha!! Ooh that's tickled me

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Op seriously?

US women are not gonna go for that

Maybe rethink your approach ans expectations of fab."

Yep, as nice as they can be, I wouldn’t expect any ladies to fly over from the US just to give me a blowjob! If you want an American, at least offer to pay their air fare!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Empty you? Just like a dustbin.

Hahahaha!! Ooh that's tickled me

I’ve known a few hot ladies who work as dustmen! They might be worth a try!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"You have to admire his confidence

Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it

Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though."

Ha, I have known some ladies who do - literally!!!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around

Blow jobs are flying around today, catch one if you can

Yep, the blow-job bird is an endangered species according to the RSPB. If you see one, you need to report it. Careful, it tends to prey on suckers!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’ve just rung up my fb neighbour next door. She says you’re too far away to travel to give a bj. Fortunately, I’m not so she’s popped straight round! Glad I mentioned it now! Very, very, very, very, very glad!!!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Any women near Welwyn Garden available to empty me please?"
If you do ask you don’t get heh!!!!! but seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought women were cock hungry on this lol

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Good look to you if it works can you let me know might give it ago lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol

I'll take your word for that.....

And £20 quid

Aww, if you're that desperate I'll chat to you for £20....can't stay long though, got to tidy my bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got home, it was a wasted trip. He never turned up.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I've just got home, it was a wasted trip. He never turned up."

Can you get back in the car and do me instead?

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how well that worked out lol !!

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By *ee funMan
over a year ago

north Wales

Did he get a blow job or what

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

He got blown out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The OP’s mistake was overtly his proposed location. I’ve been sitting in a lay-by just outside of Maidenhead and have thus far procured five blowjobs today, simply by flagging down passing motorists.

....The fact that they were all from sweaty truck drivers is entirely irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...

£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol

I'll take your word for that.....

Well that's a first no one takes my word on things get your jacket and things we are off to get married

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