FabSwingers.com forum: Can I have some cock please?

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A real one.... here.... hard.... and quite soon.

I have a bit of post-coital twitch which needs attending to.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A real one.... here.... hard.... and quite soon.

I have a bit of post-coital twitch which needs attending to."

do you want to borrow my clit apparently its half an inch short of being a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye im on me way

Leave the key under the mat as normal xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Aye im on me way

Leave the key under the mat as normal xx"

wont that be too high up for you too reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the que will form in a matter of seconds, damn i second ;(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask another local it's me night off

lol xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Aye im on me way

Leave the key under the mat as normal xx"

hey... you could sort out my noisey heating

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"ask another local it's me night off

lol xx"

Bastard!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"the que will form in a matter of seconds, damn i second ;(

shes not actually been offered a cock yet, shes been offered a clit and a guy who just acts like a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real one.... here.... hard.... and quite soon.

I have a bit of post-coital twitch which needs attending to."

Na on second thoughts ya would probably have a needy why wont he text me thread up tommora xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask another local it's me night off

lol xx

Bastard!"

crikey you must have the fanny gallops bad then.... :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aye im on me way

Leave the key under the mat as normal xx

hey... you could sort out my noisey heating

Bloody typical ya not after me tool ya after me toolbox xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"ask another local it's me night off

lol xx

Bastard!

crikey you must have the fanny gallops bad then.... :P

I'm squirming around this chair like a pisshead riding (in saddle) a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need on too, however, I am unlikely to get one for a while, so I shall rely on my trusted Rabbit for the time being!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need on too, however, I am unlikely to get one for a while, so I shall rely on my trusted Rabbit for the time being!

Well im off ta the sauna so ill have a couple fa both of ya pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask another local it's me night off

lol xx

Bastard!

crikey you must have the fanny gallops bad then.... :P

I'm squirming around this chair like a pisshead riding (in saddle) a donkey."

Bugger... I like polos as well (must sort a cafe cuppa out next month when I'm back up in Leic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm another one needing some... poor OH's is going to break if I use him again today

There must be something in the air!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

It's my weekend to have Carambar Jr so sorry girls, you're outta luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be something in the air!"

Aye ya probably farted again xx

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By *hundercats69Couple
over a year ago

CT14

God i'm gagging for some too!!! Wish I hadn't arranged to stay home tonight and had gone out a-hunting lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be something in the air!

Aye ya probably farted again xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"A real one.... here.... hard.... and quite soon.

I have a bit of post-coital twitch which needs attending to."

me too .. wanna share ??

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can you imagine calling the Samaritans and just getting answers of “oowww sorry I’d like to help you but…..”

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

How many women are gagging for it in this thread and guys say they can't get meets.... ffs.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Having said that mine is not a post coital itch sadly... just an i want sex one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um... er... what does post coital mean? Is that like after the postman has delivered?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I was woken up this morning by my neighbour's cock. It's bloody noisy! I can ask him if you can borrow it if you like... means I can have a lie in rather than being woken up to it screaching cock-a-doodle-doo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was woken up this morning by my neighbour's cock. It's bloody noisy! I can ask him if you can borrow it if you like... means I can have a lie in rather than being woken up to it screaching cock-a-doodle-doo!"

.....and there's me screeching any-cock-will-doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to have just washed n shaved if any scouers want cock, regardless of wether the itch is pre post or coitus intetuptus.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt got an itch just a blooming big smile this morning

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