FabSwingers.com forum: People who would Get it. A list.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Natalie Portman. She’d get it.

Tess Daly. She’d get it too.

That Delores off of Westworld. She’d DEFINITELY get it! Ooft!

Angelina Jolie in her Lara Croft era (peak Jolie). She’s getting it.

Felicity Jones, that lass from Star Wars Rogue One who’s slightly too “jolly hockey sticks” to be a *really* credible gritty rebellion freedom fighter but hey, she’d still get it.

And Daphne from Scooby Doo, fair enough she’s a fictional cartoon character, but I reckon she’s a right dirty sort and she’d get it as well!!

There’s plenty more that would get it (I’m sure I’ll add them later) but who else do YOU think would “get it”!?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Kelly Brook...as much as possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kelly Brook...as much as possible."

good shout! The Brookmeister woud most definitely get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli - she’d get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli - she’d get it

after a social coffee first, of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli - she’d get it

after a social coffee first, of course!

No - if she wants it without coffee then she can have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli - she’d get it

after a social coffee first, of course!

No - if she wants it without coffee then she can have it

And ladies (and gents) you can add fellas to the list too, if you think they’d get it.

Anyway, that Bronwen out of Neighbours back in the 1980s (one for people of a certain age there!) - she’d get it!

Phoebe Cates - she’d get it.

And Sophie Rayworth, given half a chance, would get it too!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli - she’d get it

after a social coffee first, of course!

No - if she wants it without coffee then she can have it

Haha, thanks! Best offer I've had all night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

great list!! Imagine the party THAT would be. They’re ALL getting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bronwen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bronwen

Actually it’s BRONWYN from 1980s Neighbours! Bronwen brings up a totally different result on Google!!

Yes! It’s BRONWYN that would get it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bronwen

Actually it’s BRONWYN from 1980s Neighbours! Bronwen brings up a totally different result on Google!!

Yes! It’s BRONWYN that would get it!! "

Still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bronwen

Actually it’s BRONWYN from 1980s Neighbours! Bronwen brings up a totally different result on Google!!

Yes! It’s BRONWYN that would get it!!

Still

Teenage crush right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella Lawson

She could take me to bed and feed me pasta *drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck EnigmaticMind but he left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would fuck EnigmaticMind but he left!"

I’m sure there’s an Ed Sheeran song to remind you of him.

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake lively

Rosie huntington weatley

Amber heard

Jason stathem

Ryan reynolds

Zac effronnas he is now to name a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Lamb fuck me he’d get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Delores would get it every day of the week, twice on sundays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though..."

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would fuck EnigmaticMind but he left!

I’m sure there’s an Ed Sheeran song to remind you of him.

*waves*"
Galway Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina Hendricks."

Well thanks. I wasn't going to knock one out tonight but I have absolutely no choice now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr... me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina Hendricks.

Well thanks. I wasn't going to knock one out tonight but I have absolutely no choice now."

I fap to your fap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would fuck EnigmaticMind but he left!

I’m sure there’s an Ed Sheeran song to remind you of him.

*waves*Galway Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

Yes, she’s splendiferous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh. "

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself"

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol Kirkwood would get it.......twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cindy Crawford my god she has still got it.

Demi Lovato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bass player off that james corden late night thingy,shed get it up the ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be..

Gemma Atkinson ( off Strictly )

Holly Willabooby

Amanda Holden

Natalie Portman

My mates wife Nikki (he and she knows anyway)

Jennifer Aniston

Sharon Horgan

And probably 65 others really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though. "

That’s fine, you can hug and belly laugh with her after she’s done ‘getting it’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though.

That’s fine, you can hug and belly laugh with her after she’s done ‘getting it’ "

Whilst you weep quietly in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheridan Smith

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

Beth Ditto for sure

There’s something about her , I’m not sure what it is , but yeah .... mmmmm

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Kirsty Allsop

Isla Fischer

Rachel Riley

My brother's ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though.

That’s fine, you can hug and belly laugh with her after she’s done ‘getting it’

Whilst you weep quietly in the corner?"

Why would I be weeping?! The idea is she’s getting ‘it’ from me!

Quite what ‘it’ is that she’s ‘getting’ hasn’t been clarified at any point yet however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

Beth Ditto for sure

There’s something about her , I’m not sure what it is , but yeah .... mmmmm

She’s fierce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blanche would of got it

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

Beth Ditto for sure

There’s something about her , I’m not sure what it is , but yeah .... mmmmm

She’s fierce. "

She’s feisty , she’s confident , and so bloody sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though.

That’s fine, you can hug and belly laugh with her after she’s done ‘getting it’

Whilst you weep quietly in the corner?

Why would I be weeping?! The idea is she’s getting ‘it’ from me!

Quite what ‘it’ is that she’s ‘getting’ hasn’t been clarified at any point yet however"

I just extrapolated as to why we were belly laughing post your giving of the get to her. I rescind my mean jibe. And celebrate with my bestie, Lawrie, re the it extravaganza of excellence that you gave. Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blanche would of got it

Ahhh dear Blanche, she’s missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

I have no idea who half these on your list are but Beth Ditto?

Beth Ditto for sure

There’s something about her , I’m not sure what it is , but yeah .... mmmmm

She’s fierce.

She’s feisty , she’s confident , and so bloody sexy

Hella yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks.

Neve Campbell.

Archie Panjabi.

Beth Ditto.

Tilda Swinton.

Chimamanda Ngozi.

Cate Blanchett.

Julianne Moore.

Zhang Ziyi.

Gemma Arterton.

That list seemed to come to mind a little too easily, have you been thinking about it much?!

Christina Hendricks wouldn’t be able to join your party though...

I may be fantasising about my lady-fest currently and needed an outlet. Hendricks would so be at my party. You know we’ve got joint-custody.

Now I’m thinking about Christina all custardy. Oooooh.

Ok, we can have Christina in custard jointly but I’m have Jennifer Lawrence to myself

Deal. Lawrie and I are gal-pals so I don’t diddle her. Hugs and belly-laughs though.

That’s fine, you can hug and belly laugh with her after she’s done ‘getting it’

Whilst you weep quietly in the corner?

Why would I be weeping?! The idea is she’s getting ‘it’ from me!

Quite what ‘it’ is that she’s ‘getting’ hasn’t been clarified at any point yet however

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some excellent choices! Good work so far everyone.

Suranne Jones. She’d get it.

Victoria Coren Mitchell. She’d get it too.

Professor Alice Roberts would get it as well. Maybe all at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may be just me but there is deffinately something about Victoria Cohren (-Mitchell).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your giving it face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It may be just me but there is deffinately something about Victoria Cohren (-Mitchell).

great minds think alike my friend, got in milliseconds before you! She could ‘get it’ tag-team stylee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachelle Lefevre she'd get it,even if she's Canadian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your giving it face?

I guess you’ll never know after your mean joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a right mix here...

Eva Green

Charlene Spiteri

Kate Humble

Kirsty Wark (just cos)

Felicity Kendall (Good Life era...probs now too)

Helen Mirren

Most French actresses

Abi Harding (The Sax player out of the Zutons)

Beth Orton....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a right mix here...

Eva Green

Charlene Spiteri

Kate Humble

Kirsty Wark (just cos)

Felicity Kendall (Good Life era...probs now too)

Helen Mirren

Most French actresses

Abi Harding (The Sax player out of the Zutons)

Beth Orton...."

can concur with most of that list!!

Karen Gillan. She’d get it.

Scarlett Johanssen. Owww. GETTING IT!!

Jess Ennis-Hill. She’d get it too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shameless bump ..

Kirsty Gallacher. She’d get it.

As would late 80’s / early 90’s Pop goddess Betty Boo (particularly in her space themed outfit and bobbed hair in the ‘Where are you baby?’ video, caused havoc to a spotty hormonal adolescent teenager that!!). She’s getting it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget Lucy Verasamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork

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